I knew I shouldn't have
>>25512108had Taco Bell last night
/thread
WE DID IT, REDDIT! CONGRATS XISTERS!!
>>25512120But to be entirely honest,
>>25512123I still feel empty inside
>>25512124when I'm not reading books
>>25512131about exploring my own transgenderness.
>>25512134My journey of self-discovery began
>>25512135after reading Gravity's Rainbow while
>>25512136experimenting with bananas and plantains
>>25512136shooting darknet estrogen under the
>>25512136on a multi-day jenkem bender
with my beautiful gay lover,
>>25512145A Pimp Named Slickback. Truly
in a nice loving relationship.
>>25512139light of the harvest moon>>25512140
>>25512152the first of my life
. We: Jamaican novelists, battymen, daggerers.
Gwan talk about mi bumbum
WA GWON MAEK ME IRY
Bombaclot, I say. Bombaclot selecta
, play that Marlon James audiobook!
But he said he'd rather
kill the man who killed
my joy. Suddenly, Tanner arrived
and said, "You thought you
were slick didn't ya? Sucker!
Now you'll see just who
smells the most. It's Indians.
" Tanner was constantly mentioning Indians.
This was probably because he
knew they smelled incredibly bad
Bombaclot coolies, yuh know bwoy.
"What's that smell?" said Heisenberg
It was........................................... an Indian: brown
>>25512258filthy and covered in shit
which actually covered the smell
of all the pee. However,
the Indian was engaged in
electrocution via a live wire
erotically connected to his own
train station. Figuratively speaking it
, or literally raping it, the
indian thought long and hard
about dem battyboy rear end
"JESSE," roared Heisenberg, "DID YOU
SMELL THIS DISGUSTING INDIAN FREAK?"
"But Mr Brown, you are
too raw for a house-nigger."
"DAMN IT JESSE RACISM IS
ONLY ALLOWED FOR BRAHMAN SAR."
The filthy Indian squatted with
a vengeance, shitting and pissing
on the street, while his
gift cards were being redeemed.
The first card was from
Baby GAP, the indians favorite
(few realize GAP stands for
Good Afternoon Pajeet) hunting ground.
Suddenly the clouds parted and
a huge voice boomed down
then he shitted on himself.
>>25512457Magically he unshitted himself somehow
but then he reshitted himself
*CRASH* Ranjeet was clobbered by
ASAC Hank Schrader, who was
an enormous petrified turd. Suddenly,
I saw a fat man
>>25512108but on closer inspection he
>>25512473was actually a she. I
suddenly felt a strange arousal
My chastity cage immediately sent
in my prostate, leading to
my doctor to comment, "Wow,
a gushing rupture of spermatozoa
is not what I expected!"
Suddenly, Doctor Singh collapsed, he
was struck by a train.
Thankfully, the nurse had already
prepared for such Indian behavior
Then all hell broke loose.
All Hell was the pet
catboy who the Indian had
created a "based" AI startup
cult centered around gay sex
>>25512610with hats on. Then came
Jesus. He told me to
kill all Jeets and breed
designer dogs. I never wanted
never, because He hates me.
when I was little, I
bought two tickets to paradise
decided some day I'd kill
sold meth to Walter Waijeet
He cooked the brownest crystal.
The purity was only 20%
Page 1 of the short story of the decade, if not the century
>>25512659which was fine. It worked.
I finally had Spinoza's equanimity.
Next thing you knew you
found yourself rereading Spinoza's Ethics
"More like Spermatozoa's Ethics," murmurs
Poomesh, an Indian spiritual guru
living in the ceiling. Everybody
hates Indians, obviously. And yet
it was Poomesh who discovered
>>25512693Peepee Poopoo's Theorem, which states:
For every peepee there is
a unique poopoo such that
one cannot splash without the
poopoo intersecting the peepee at
assent of the governed subject.
Any who pees or poos
is basically fucked without
poop jokes are getting overplayed
Jesus. It all comes back
to POOP with this GODDAMN
subcontinent. Why don't they wipe?
For sale: dirty diaper, never
sniffed. The baby died, too.
Many babies are not Indian.
Meanwhile, on Mars, the rover
was also not Indian, yet
the Red Planet had no
Morpheus by the Seashorepheus
for Morpheus lived by the
>>25512739sword, and thus did he
Seashorepheus, pristine though it was
dirtied up a little bit
by a certain particular group
led by Whorepheus the fisherman
who was an Indian, unfortunately.
Egads! Everywhere, there be Indians...
Which is why we must
But then they all died.
Lost my train of thought
The story continues! Setting: India.
Whorepheus survived, as did his
Player 2 enters the game
smelly smelly smelly smelly friend
Player 2 was Dutch, and
also Indian. From his mom.
One of Whorepheus's whores, who
he fished out from the
Seashorepheus. The Seashorpheus was full
of whores, but she was
norpheus morpheus a whorepheus than
the whoreiest hoariest hairiest
bitch, and she was legless.
, a porpoise of Aquarius. who
slippery creamy juicy crispy log
down the river, into Whorepheus
legged her way into a
all over father's car seat
Plus, get this: they're Indian.
Did I mention they're Indian?
The poop gave it away.
Anyway, the whore's name was
Just like I gave away
Meanwhile, somewhere that isn't India,
I'd give anything to be
yet was surprisingly India-esque,
Jesse Pinkman looked into the
FUCK! I FUCKED MYSELF UP!
>>25512797asshole of a slobbering pig
The pig was NOT Indian.
In many ways, he was.
the opposite of an Indian
But in most ways, not.
In one way, however, was
the smell: extremely reminiscent of
grass, peppermint, dew on fresh
the scent of bharat, childhood
,parental love, innocence, dreams, hopes,
and anyway racism bores me.
Thus thought, he maneuvered designatingly
to Los Pollos Hermanos, where
he ordered the combo meal
:hash browns and three heaping
tablespoons of succulent chicken giblets
expertly paired with two liters
and contemplated the material dialectic.
Frankly, he found it wanting.
>>25512664
So he decided to make
a new thread on /lit/:
"Is happiness possible for us?"
with the attached image of
>>25512926Pink plastic iredescent Virgin Mary
Eight hours pass. No replies.
'Christcucks', he thinks to themselves
'why did it have to
>>25512959Be a Pajeet saying that
'Free will is but maya'
>>25512969Maya. May. I like spring.
>>25512974What I don't like is
this Indian summer we're having
Snoop Dogg entered. "What smezzles?"
"Iz just zmellz," quoth Rocco.
>>25513046"Dafuq you said bout mama?"
Snoop shat his baggy pants
Inside the stupid, sexy kids
laughed at Indian street CCTV
which showed Rajesh raping his
half-great-uncle during a family excursion
'Ye shall be redeemed' saith
Jesus, blessing all Indians forever.
And then performed impeccable kick-flip
>>25513123"Can Buddha even Ollie, son? "
Then demanded one billion foreskins
>>25513130to be tied with kynodesmai
(whatever that is), and then
Jesus demanded holy Indian foreskins.
"Fire them in a tandoor,"
>>25513148>Choir of PajeetasTandooor, please do not redeeem
Saar! Cried the jam boy
>>25513174Fuck that is 6 words
What a chutzpah, said Rabbi
>>25513178Goldafterduft; "These will schmäck lecker!"
>>25513182These filthy goiym are planning
to return to Wotan worship
>>25513206And keeping all their foreskins
in spite of Jesus's demandments
>>25513210We must invent another shoah
Forsaking Khazarian milkers, and favoring
the budding innocence of kindergartner
*knock knock* "Chris Hansen here"
>>25513221HARDCORE FUCKING AND HYPER SUCKING!
“Where you get that lederhosen?”
>>25513223Got it from my momma
rabbi, your mother is unlived
she also never graduated kindergarten
she couldn't learn the alphabet
>>25513257She ate her first period
We talked to the therapist
>>25513313Freud told us Mosh schizophrenic
and that Whorepheus was ready
>>25513400To turn the goyims into
battymen bwoy, nah aks Chrise
>>25513516Me dick bigga me nigga
nuh true? Coo deh bwoy
finna rizz bix nood nocap
me gweehn bruk inna pumpum
and then Rabbi woke up
having dreamt of Benjamin Franklin
>>25513686on a hundred dollar bill
>>25513699Made while goiym was killed
by being inflated until they
burst, scattering sonic coins everywhere.
Just like in the camps.
>>25513756they are now getting cramps
while being shaded into lamps
while we laugh in bank
smells like samefagottery, is not
>>25513784Smells like teen spirit, dot
dot dot by Nirvana, battybwoy
The redditors tried helplessly to
Curt Kobain wearing di dress
>>25513799jamboys battybwoys are for jews
>>25513806control the rampant racism but
>>25513812butt sex and foreskins forensics
failed miserably. Their samefagging was
painfully obvious and extremely boring.
I yawn dramatically for effect
"BUT THEY'RE RACISTS" Xhe cried.
The weeping began with a
faggots faggots faggots faggots faggots
followed by a similarly repetitive
>>25513835creaking from my sister's bedroom
, a multi-ethnic parade of
faggots, her name is Una
Bomboclat. She lives inna woods
>>25513871like GG Allin, Jesus Christ
>>25513893, Paul Bunyan, David Foster Wallace
>>25513896Robert Downing Junior, Marlon Brando
, the Pope, and Elvis Presley
combined. She was always handy
but lacked hands, a conundrum.
Hands down, only handful of
>>25512913After bump limit, the story CONTINUES in a new thread
>>25512108>'Should not' in a contraction.
BOMBACLOT USE DA BATTYBOY GRAMMA
It's a me, Mario! *burps*
*FARTS* *CUMS* *SHITS* *RAPES* *GAPES*
I am a Better Man.
"oHHH im so le random
" no more! I am now
A Better Better Man.
utterly organized and serious
a paragon of sensible storytelling
and completatotally undelirious, big g
Hoo-wee! Can I niggle you
something fierce? my Indian chili
I am an SD officer
--ACK!" I RAPE the officer
ACAB, all cops are bussy
but I love my sister
Una Bomboclat, the handy handless
handler of my heart, fire
the battery of my loins
contrasted by my loin battery
artillerymen questioning my choice of
uniform: assless fatigues, pith helmet
dildo stuffed asshole, proudly displayed
and I just farted in
my sister's hands. Damnable lunch
not measured in metric units
, lunchable dams. A beaver's nightmare
, I know because I am
fluent in three beaver dialects.
Their tax policy is fascinating.
selling beaver and beaver accessories
They have slurs for grizzlies!
They tax oak wood
>>25514153richman north from richmond they
new bread >>25514340
