(last thread >>25514340)He took his meds immediately
and started to hallucinate, he
conjured up a doctrine informed
with the innate timeless truths
, the first truth was this:
No human is illegal. Second:
>>25516369
Vermin Supreme should be president.
Third: Dont worry about it
until tomorrow. Fourth: You're never
- burroughs died again and tide
pods blasted up his rectum
turners last act in life
was selling Los Pollos Hermanos
to that guy from payday
who ran away without paying
Chapter 3: Pondering the aroma
>>25517135To rationalise the odour, is
there a more heroic task?
>>25517140One must first imagine it,
aggressively striding through the room
>>25517141The nostrils caressing the anus
>>25517145The smell filling your lungs,
particles of it settling on
the tongue teeth and lips
Particles from my porn. Heaven
help us. Volatile compounds indefatigably
raping our senses with faecal
coliform bacteria in enormous quantities
>>25517182Stipulating nauseous vomiting and measles
Chimpanzees with British accents everywhere
noisily slurping cups of tea
Niggardly white monkey humanoid facsimiles
cum blood fountains in unison
onto pages of The Criterion
Lugubriously masturbated over her
disgusting jar full of piss
suddenly, the racist protagonist entered
slithering on a smegma-coated slip-n-slide
which smelled like pigeon vomit
and sloppy shit slimy crap
and he smelled something else
, turds, the stinkiest turds ever
"no, not that," he pondered
it was her heavenly feet
imbued by that venus-scent
>>25517344Performed a double-slit experiment to
determine, inevitably, the smell was
my hot Japanese wife, Aiko
who loved her horse's chinpo
so much, he'd give his
>>25517465Pokémon card collection just to
get rid of those smelly
>>25517489R-kellies who always seem to
tickle me awfully. So now
New Horizons opened up, such
as India, where a peculiar
spirit guide once told me
to avoid the pungent, acrid
>>25517542pajeet named Rajeesh known commonly
. The anti-racists seethed. They hated
>>25517554One thing, I don't know
>>25517573why it doesn't even matter
that he's Indian? I mean,
>>25517603Savitri Devi didn't mind, allegedly;
but she was actually Greek.
The Jews outside stunk jewishly
, no wonder God forsook them.
while the jeets jeeted jeetedly.
Racism flooded over the lands
Alas, how have we come
shamefully into an old sock
That? That was too easy.
Ranjeet hymned from Indian heaven
>>25517699sang three mongolian throat songs
out of tune, but not
without a certain naïve poignancy
—indeed, with saudade, sehnsucht, weltschmerz
Himmler, Adolf and the gang!
And, as the Americans say:
sweet pearlescent dew on black
>>25517772Burgers, guns, gambling and hallelujah
, the waddle majestic past purple
the world turning Red 40
, like the FF7 character, but
snake, of the solid variety.
George Washington, John Adams, Thomas
Edison walked into a brothel.
Washington says "do you think
we can get a deal?
Indians smell and are worthless
Adams says "George, those jokes
you need help? Call. Microsoft
"Hullo Saar, Microsoft support here"
he hung up the phone
but fancied he could smell
something on the stove, or
something like turmeric and aftershave
His left side became weak
he felt Ranjeet's lofty presence.
prowling rapishly through his brain
Slurring his words, he yelled
"DAMN YE FILTHY JEETS" Only
he was alone, naked, afraid
and hallucinating. He knew that
things weren't going well, that
things weren’t going at all.
if only he could find
>>25517952The kindness in his heart
to stroke the nice kitty
to destroy all Indians forever
>>25517976Instead of putting pencils in
two options he pondered incessantly
>>25517981While also shitting himself violently
"Ranjeet" he thought, my dear
>>25517089
friend. Where have you gone?
I loved you more than
manchildren love their funko pops.
"Scopo i culi" explained Rocco
>>25518063Then all the Jeets died
in my arms, Rocco watching
with a queer mournful smile
as he unzipped his jeans.
>>25518077He pissed on mass grave
in he broken engrish yes
>>25518082Rocco time traveled to Roccocco
and it was there he
decided France sucked ass. Well,
may as well join 'em.
Rocco eagerly anticipated the awaiting
and proclaimed "MOSSA SE VOGLIO"
>>25518099French revolution and aristocracy beheadings
from Pisa Tower, oily, nude
and ready to go lop
>>25518136He wore his stylish flip-flops
while he met Silvio Berlusconi
his old roommate from college!
>>25518155Porco dio vaffanculo bunga bunga
is it really you, Silvio?"
>>25518181Si Rocco, now come get
on the floor, everybody walk
di dinosaur, yuh dun know
Christ died for you sins?
>>25518219Yeah, Heil Hitler my nigga
Hitler walks in. "Did somebody
steal my fucking Walkman again?"
Hitler did a 360 then
started blinking really fast while
waving his hand in front
of his face. "Duders, I
will exterminate the Indians too"
"You did already!" said Silvio,
who then exploded, showering bystanders
with poo; he was Indian!
Hitler raged at the betrayal
Silvio sold FC Milan to
– »Das kann doch nicht so!«
«Mah! Sì!»: to Tel Aviv.
Turns out he was gay.
Gay's are like you, but
The unmistakable smell of Indians
wafted from Silvio's bag. It
had once contained some mortadella
...was Dumbledore! But Indian. "Shit!
rang of turmeric and aftershave
anon irrevocably mindfucked- or shitted
You're a wizard, Sar Hitler!"
L'ultimo avatar, yoga di potere!
>>25518358"I'm a wot?" Hitler replied
Sâr Péladan arrived from Paris
"dont act surprised now!". Continuing
to stroke the Indian, he
into the poker parlor, he
sat like a gymnosophist, Rosicrucianly
questioning the idea of Magic.
The chymic wedding after hours
Silvio nodded in agreement, while
was Jewish and Indian combined.
and under the Venusberg had
Rocco considered flying to Prague,
but feared the smell of
freshly baked bread and nice
breasts, which he found repugnant.
cinnamon candles with wooden wicks.
freshly poured staropramen lubricating the
18 naked cowboys, it rocks!
Silvio rang his old friend,
"moshe moshe" replied kawaii Hitler
The baka jews will pay.
Note: Silvio had already exploded
"Mi consenta" said the Milanese,
remembering that Silvio was Indian.
"Andrea Diprè per il sociale"
Which, in Hindi, said: "Andrea
"Ah, hai, hai, kudasai!" replied
Hitler. "We should do WW2."
Alessandra Mussolini, singing city pop
big tits and a cock
BTaaC had hit triple platinum
in great country of Kazakhstan
on the Adult Contemporary charts
where "futacore" had become a
English or I don't contribute
common theme for kindergarten lullabies
like Oingo Boingo’s “Little Girls”
Played on a contralto fartophone
- the most Jewish instrument. Hatefully,
Turmeric. Aftershave. Body odour. Faeces.
>>25518446passionate, low, sonorous like a
That's when Chris Farley appeared.
Strange ice cream flavors,
First-class, boss! Free-form jazz—Goethe
Instute Berlin offers a wide
in the West East Divan
"He's Jewish, too? Or Indian?"
Who is talking right now?
India needs to be destroyed
Arrays of cumin, cardamom, mace…
It was.... Dumbledore! He roared,
as caraway seeds were inserted
"Ceterum censeo India delenda esse"
Farley chewed thoughtfully on naan.
Ranjeet pondered his begotten existence.
and Kawaii Hitler thought back
Rocco cleaned up Silvio's remains
Suddenly, a comet annihilated India
’Tis but Maya's veil (melancholically)
which, unfortunately, was mostly poo
Jeets launched into the stratosphere
and were saved by a
Yet the Congo was intact.
jeets landed on the moon
André Gide was gonna visit
his best friend, Kawaii Hitler
>>25517999
in a Tangier boy seraglio
you want buy pork sandwich?
No haram! Only bacha bazi!
His anus told a different
speak up I can't hear
See Acemoglu(2009) for empirical evidence.
>>25518512story, a tawdry tale of
wild boy routines and of
a relentless Turkish butcher, who
Hitler's missing Walkman, lost in
a vat of minced boymeat
"It's fucking RAW" thundered Gordon
(unbeknownst to poor ol' Hitler)
until Saint Nicholas of Turkey
intervened with crook and bicycle
“Is dat kebabis yer grilling?”
in nomine patri, filii et
Spiritui Sancto. Sicit erat in
Cyкa блять иди нaхyй пидop
– Sicut, sucuk: typos abound here
et hoc erat in votis:
yet still quite legible, perchance.
the Jewish Paki-Indian hybrid ran
for president, and won. Thereafter,
you couldn't just say ‘perchance’
for he made it illegal.
Anyone said it became homo sacer.
But I - am Homo Erectus.
I walk among you and
ogle at lowhanging Khazarian melkers
These salacious mamaries, such delights!
I'm a sucker for suckling
in deep bushes of cedar forests
where carnal pleasures are met
with my wild boy Enkidu
tasting fruits of the earth
And his juicy firm ass
in this here Second Eclogue
"Howdy, pardner" said Rootin'-Tootin' Hitler
"DESU, antisemitism was a mistake."
Buncha cornswallop iffin' y'ask me
but nobody asked Faulkner anything.
or even realized he was
Men with moustaches are sexy
said Hitler as he rode
his great white stallion wherein
a black midget gets fucked
six ways from Sunday by
A scamgender with a grudge
>>25518502keep it going past bump limit lads, will make a continuation thread later tonight
>>25518666against all organized crime figures.
Suddenly, the unmistakable stench of
ras el hanout and lye
brapped from the Sorting Hat
"HUFFLEPUFFF" the sorting hat bellowed
, "TAKE HIM TO THE O!"
But shit, what's the 'o'?
"You don't want to kn'o"
"But I do!" snivelled Hitler.
And the hat shot him
"O-block" a voice whispered softly
next person posting is gay
Said the putative cuckold above
to the gaylord above me
All me by the way.
I said, smugly, to nobody.
I smelled my armpit. Pretty
shitty, smells like shit and
dead pig's ass with hooker's
pretty little bracelet dangling by
it down to my penis
hole which i shoved in
a bunch of coins, this
massively distorted my penis hole
and killed me to death.
When I woke up, I
was in a strange forest.
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