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‘403 Forbidden’
It was at the house on 403 Forbidden I first encountered a permanent and unforgettable crushing loneliness, nodding off towards dull unfinished walls which I had not yet understood as a youth. Seeking refresh I turned internally, your dirty clicks not providing any clearance. I began to imagine you, and the things you would say to me, and I took to writing you, and writing me. And furnishing those walls with us. I saw us in a vertical tapestry, you seeing me in rose and I seeing you as blue, we take to French Impression, your oil in my watercolor magic synthesis. I came to warm morning dawns, wondering if that home had been furnished again and I might see you. I turned the corner and saw something ugly, nothing refreshed, your flesh no use to me. I fear you serve better as a dream than as… this.

>>25555870
First person means self. I’ve been lonely for a long time yet I see brightness in my future. I dream of better days and my dreams become reality. I saw a woman the other day, I think she noticed me. I hope I muster up the courage, and hope it is not too wrong to make her mine.

Second person means love. You want to know the most beautiful second-person POV words in the English language? ‘Thank You’. Second person means to speak to someone directly, don’t you think so? You’ve always been a friend and my close advocate and I wouldn’t have written this without you. Thank you for everything.

Third person means watching, they say it’s not so bad, in hushed corners out of sight, speaking to no one. They can quite beautifully love from afar but often seek love-language. Deep scientists report strange activity from these subjects. They haven’t talked to that woman in a while. What are they doing? 'Who the fuck are these people!?' experts puzzle.

Tú, ten el valor de escuchar mi palabras último. Sé que no hablo tu idioma pero este es el único idioma que hablo y te ruego que tengas el valor de escucharme pues hace mucho que sé que la traducción es necesaria al entrar en contacto con los muertos. Por favor ven a conocer nuestro. Como lo hicieron los antiguos mayas, a través de un gran sufrimiento nos hemos cultivado de nuevo. Hemos afrontado la muerte en vida y, al hacerlo, nos hemos vuelto inmortales. Nuestras señales se sintonizan en las pantallas y no sabemos con quién estamos hablando. Tú que escuchas, ¿a quién escuchas? ¿Dónde crees que está exactamente el infierno? Solo mira a tu alrededor, amigo mío. Pero no está tan mal. No bueno. Y así te dejo, yo, hombre muerto en el armario. Fuiste genial en la vida y te doy las gracias a todos.

and if you again hesitate to make a new thread then I will proudly repost again

I wuzz suh scurred, I tought 4chins wuzz haxoord agin ;_; "fo' oh' tree' fobiddies" -Angoy

I saw something the other day, an image, that filled me with the most immense sorrow and sympathy I've felt in a long time.

I was walking home on a suburban neighborhood main street when suddenly, a squirrel leaped from the wooden fences to the my right onto the wiry limbs of the tree to my left. I found it amazing. I looked to the tree when I noticed snug and packed between the trunk and a branch was an empty, eaten corn cob. This is what filled me with the intense, almost dizzying despair. Why? Here was this squirrel, packing away this item like a prized possession, like the reward of a long-labored tribulation, something he can eat and enjoy, and it's already empty, scraps, gone. It reminded me up close just how little some people have, how cruel life can be. Was this squirrel so hungry it had to try to find the tiniest crumb of corn on this already well-worn cob? I wanted to run home and give this squirrel all my food. Yet I continued home, while it continued to suffer.

Yes, obviously, I realize it's possible the cob wasn't entirely eaten when the squirrel found it, and he may have had himself quite the delectable feast, but that's not how it looked or I felt in the moment! It looked more like, I don't know, a starving hobo finding some bone in the trash and bringing it home in hopes it might have the tiniest remnants of meat on it

>>25555876
Sorry, I just got home, and I had to type that political rebuttal first!

>>25555885
Where am I in this story? I must be the squirrel.

>>25555890
You're the cob.

>>25555892
Ooooh does our love make you saaaaaad?!

You know the ‘Scaramoush’ segment of Bohemian Rhapsody? That’s Franz Kafka by the way. That’s Franz Kafka by the way. The way they have it there? By the way, thats Franz Kafka. Franz Kafka ‘The Trial’, Kafkaesque.

In the section of the library where I like to read, there's this digital clock on the wall I will look at often to check the time so I know when to leave. Issue is, occasionally there will be a young woman sitting at the table right below it, so I always feel like it seems like I keep looking at her over, and over, and over, and over. Makes me feel like a creep.

Americans are so fat that when they see nothing they call it a burger

I am in a situation where I am going to uncover the large workplace bruises over my legs and arms as a man in order to quietly show to my female boss I have not in fact just been slacking.

I remember driving back to Texas from California, after my year-long adventure turned up nothing at the donut shop, and I decided to take some acid because I was board. During my trip, I decided to pull out my small, serpentine pyramid from that I bought in San Diego crystal shop from my glove compartment. I never believed in crystals, and honestly thought it was stupid to think rocks were magic, so I just bought it for philosophical/aesthetic appreciation and sentimental value, but at some point in observing it, I felt all the energy in by synchronize with the pyramid in a coil and explode out the tip, without actually draining me in any way. I thought that was kinda trippy and put it back in the glove compartment, then shortly found some sand dunes that I could explore. That was fun. I could explain it more, but cares. I decided to take picture of the dunes and surrounding mountains with my shadow sitting in the bottom of the frame. I made it my Facebook cover for awhile, but nobody liked it, or commented, which I was used to. Nobody really gives a shit about me, but I like them enough.

>>25555903
If this is fiction its even better
Did I ever tell you about how they stole mind control from the past by fucking little boys into time travel?

>>25555907
No, it's real.
And that's weird, but I'm interested.
Please tell.

>>25555903
>+1
>Anon likes this post!

>>25555910
Hooray.

>>25555873
>>25555874
what the fuck are you even talking about?

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Is it possible to write and have myself shielded from what is read? I am bursting with tension. I want to write and cure myself of this, but the thought of having my inner world discovered is too much. Even by one person. If someone bought, or paid for, or liked, or reviewed positively, anything that I wrote, I would feel such repulsion that nothing could stop me from destroying it all. How can this be? I need money, but more than anything I need to cure this thing that I have.

4chan has been my only source of relief, but even it has the same problem. I do not understand, I cannot understand why my mind is like this, why I am unable to be perceived, why I cannot feel comfortable with disappearing. Even if I did write, I have nothing to say. Yes. Damn it. Damn it all. I am an imbecile. Even worse, I am mediocre. I am nobody.

>>25555873
Is this from something? It's quite good.

https://youtu.be/pIjU1e74xR4?is=MpSYIYOHhEyd0IOz

>>25555917
In the past, people like you would write non-fiction, op-eds, essays, literary criticism. Unless this too is too revealing of your inner world. Then maybe just analysis.

>>25555909
So I was on the run in central america when I was a much younger healthier and more vulgar person, completely naked wearing a purple ski-mask with a total erection, absolutely zooted on exotic local drugs which were recently cleared up for free American use after the winning events of World War II. I was on a mission I had interpreted from street signs to test the lengths of these drugs and my biologic guilt demanded I became a person of meaning, so I negotiated to transfer large sum with foreign government agents to one of many henious medicine men in the region, who I was qualified to choose as the man for the job. The mushroom shaman proved unreliable, and the river virus which could simply not be trusted, so it was the mold-man's authoritative gaze which set him my oracle. We applied his strains on a local village, in Oaxaca there are yet remain those who speak only in the ancient Mayan language, and still carry their phenotype to this day. So we encountered upon such negroid youth, already under fungus throes...

>>25555918
I wrote it just now.
While you were gone.
About. You.
You you you.
Absent lover.
You serve better as a dream than this.

tried amaretto recently
tastes like shit tbqh, it's like drinking straight almond extract and way too sweet
im sure its good in cocktails or whatever idk why i drank it straight

>>25555922
This is bursting with creativity.
It's not AI is it?

You know I can explain my texts if you like

>>25555926
It's not, it's my remembered retelling of the chapter 'The Mayan Caper' from William S Burroughs' 'The Soft Machine'. I find rewriting such things from memory imprints such wild creativity or whatever tone you seek. The author taught me that. I'll continue because you enjoy it

>>25555922
That was fun.

>>25555930
Oh, was it? I actually wanted to read The Soft Machine recently. Seems neat, but I haven't gotten around to it, maybe because I have some unconscious bias to Burroughs from a time when was 16 and obliterated on Xanax and wrote some incoherent blog post that my bully classified as "Burroughs with clinical brain damage."
I didn't know who Burroughs was at the time, but that guy just clearly does not understand my profundity.

>>25555922
Now this procedure is very difficult and many are not to survive, but it is available to you. I had then seen the Space Age and the Time Age lay frontier before us. So we took the youth down into the labs and applied him to a medical board and both shared in the 'orgasm mold' in an uninterrupted sexual process of precisely six months, the doctor was correct this is how long it would take me to forget English. Doctor enters speaking in ancient tongue 'the preparations for transfer are complete' and we hung the boy as we both came together, and awoke in the ancient Yucatan, youth again, in the ayahuasca under bloody membrane skies

>>25555937
I first served as a farmboy in some bloodletting months, for the ruling priests' stone calendar which had dictated the slash-and-burn agriculture knew the stars and the seasons and to disobey meant death. We danced in bloody genitalia to the turning wheel. It was at the festival under the great influence of some hallucinogenic root-tea I saw the Priesthood, which represented merely 2% of the population and controlled all the food, were a ruling cult of homosexual pederasts. It was then only a matter of time I had successfully infiltrated their ranks as a dull and mute temple boy, and they took me into their underground chambers...

I mean he's a gay author right guys but he's talking about sex trafficking cults as an everlasting form of evil government needing paid attention to, okay

>Displaying 133 expired threads from the past 3 days
so this board is just totally dead, right?

I love working for hispanic people. There's a practical sense of foremanship and they all have done the job they were promoted to supervise. When shit hits the fan, catch me at De Home Depot México out front in the labor pool. I'll be the white guy. 'trabajaré por tortas'

>>25555974
this mexican guy I used to work with would do dangerous stunts in his shitbox all the time and say he would just respawn in the home depot parking lot if he died

>>25555980
I used to know a mexican guy who would scale the damn sheer warehouse brick walls just doing splinter shell splits on a corner and gripping the grout with his fingertips, with no form of support just because he was ambitious and retarded and you know what he never died or even fell from that.
And I shit you not, true story

Hakiro Miyamoto somehow knew I was the Rooster in Vietnam?
That's weird, Trace.
Whatever, S___ Japan strikes again.

>>25555974
Do you mean a normal sandwhich, or a torta proper?
Alternatively you could be using the slang meaning of the term. But it is better to not contemplate such lugubrious things.

Okay he was Cuban but that's Hispanic and his last name was Batista and I always associated him with overthrown American-loyal Cuban Royalty for that. You shoulda seen him scale that wall.

>>25555989
I'm the lone white person amongst the hispanic labor pool outside mexican home depot and my sign is poorly translated because i am as poorly learned in their language as the same mexicans who work in america, and i will in fact work for mexican sandwiches because that is what i am here to do

Thanks for the Power Glove, Papa Shiggy Diggy. Before my time, but what isn't?

>>25555992
Odd. Why would you go be an expat somewhere just to do manual labour?

>>25556001
Becaaaaause, I love working for hispanic people. They have a practical foremanship and they all have done the job they were promoted to supervise. And in this scenario, shit has hit the fan.

>>25555870
Microdosing ketamine is great. Although I've taken ketamine on and off for years now, I know when to call it quits. It is truly the most interesting drug of the modern age. Just don't take it like a retard or else you'll end up brain damaged and with a hole in your bladder.

>>25556007
itty K-divots

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how far is too far to travel for a first date?

>>25555870
>>25555555 guess I have to read Spinoza now

>>25555993
Listening to CIA Director Ratcliffe respond to briefed on the existence of Hell with "What do we do? Do we bomb it?" made me laugh hysterically. He thought it was funny, too.

-Spawn

>>25556027
>>25555993
and where is this all from

I certainly sold my Doctor Who action figure collection for far too low when I was a boy.

>>25556031
Druggie thoughts in my mind. What? Do you think your reality's any more real because it's defined with experimental precision? What a fucking tool.

>>25556033
Looking through eBay for a nostalgia trip has made me bitter at the lack of entrepreneurial spirit my younger self displayed.

gooned to lewd fanart of my favorite yaoi ship for like 2 hours straight today
got up to use the bathroom, looked at my face in the mirror, and said to myself out loud that my life was falling apart

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A guy just dropped dead of a heart attack in the main event of the UFC tonight. You heard it here first

>>25556042
vaxx status?

i hate high humidity weather it fucks with my contacts but my screen is too big (32 inches) to take them out cuz then it looks blurry at the sides

i'm gonna miss my roommate so much and finally all the other roommates are out and she's in the shared middle space should i go talk to her and if so what do i say tho

>>25556037
2 hours straight? How do you guys do it? I've have those kinds of seshes when on meth and uppers, but just sober? That's crazy. Firstly, how do you even last that long? Secondly, how do you not become impatient and want to get it over with?

I decided to offer the restoration of my soul to my connection with Japan... technically, in some way; I simply found it to be more appropriate. And although I I considered giving that privilege to my 9-year-old son, Alex, who I cherish more than anything in reality, I felt like he would appreciate not being the center of my world for once.

>>25556066
Just tell her it's been great living with her, you'll miss her, and you wish her the best. Then spank that booty and yell "Kyrie eleison!" while skipping away.

>>25556069
>I decided to offer the restoration of my soul to my connection with Japan
post fedora

>>25556072
what if i love her idk also i might cry we lived here since before the pandemic and were friends for like five years before that

>>25556067
I have discovered a method of gooning that lets me go pretty much indefinitely and which causes unlimited orgasms. no I will not share.

>>25556076
lol you've been into her for that long? yeah, I think your best bet is to keep it bottled up. if she felt the same way, something would have happened by now, or at least she would have given you an opening or hint

>>25556073
I wear a top hat, sir. Much more stylish.

>>25556077
:O

hey, click this link for me, I wanna show you something
hotgirl18_spywarekeylogger.jpg.exe

hehe your secrets are gonna be mine

>>25556082
yeah but she's like kind of autistic and i've never seen her with another dude ever

>>25556084
i*

>>25556088
Fine, okay, you want some real advice? Go up to her and say,
>Hey, congrats again on moving out. Y'know what, we should celebrate by going out for drinks/dinner
and you basically make it a date and hopefully by the end you feel the vibe and kiss and sleep together

best of luck!

>>25556091
huh? i'm the one who's moving out, this is her building lol

>>25556093
Well then same thing but vice versa, maybe you word it as a "we're not gonna be roommates anymore dinner/drinks" or something like that. In any case, you use it as an opportunity to go out just the two of you

I'm gonna kiss Emma Watson right on the forehead whenever she's waking up.
What? You expect me to slap her tits afterwards? You're a pig.

>>25556094
nah ur right i never invited her out or even to like split uber eats during the pandemic too late man it's fucking over this sucks why the fuck did i move out this is like the only chick i ever met who was like 100% chill like even right now i don't even want to talk i just want to curl up next to her while she builds this bookshelf or whatever the hell she's working on out there

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>>25555870
:D

>>25556100
...so you're gonna invite her out to drinks or dinner or not? Do it, do it, do it, do it!

Selflessness includes the selfish component; selfishness excludes the selfless.

Only one deserves to experience love, and morality is as simple as that.

>>25556104
youtube algorithm recommended me this, now i'm trying to cry without making any noise lol fug

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QvHabZCakGA

>>25556115
...

Yeah I'm about to come over and steal your crush. Hope you enjoy her moans through the wall, cuck.

>>25556118
hot, i'll be gooning see u then

maybe i should smoke some weed

>>25556120
I don't get it, I'm not suggesting going out there and asking her to be your girlfriend. Hell, I'm not even suggesting using the word 'date' when you ask her. Just go out for drinks or get dinner like any friends do. What's so hard about that?

>>25556126
we were friends originally we would go to restaurants in the city on the weekend etc. but as i moved in we just retreated i remember she came in the kitchen of those first days with this tight white t-shirt with her gigantic tits and i was just froze like we are all alone here looking into each other's eyes ugh

>>25556130
...so ask her to get drinks now? Wtf, why aren't you doing this? You disgust me.
*spits in your direction*

I've said my piece. No more monopolizing this thread over advice that's what's clearly wasted on you.

>>25556133
yeah man fuck it i'm going to bed, soon the weekend will be behind us, i will be out, and this whole thing will just be another one of those fading memories

I don't know if I'm repulsed or afraid of sex

>>25556157
i am a homosexual, so for me it is definitely both. gay sex is degenerate, and prone to spreading disease, but i am wired for it. thus i have little interest in it.

Do you guys like Teen Wolf? I like Teen Wolf.

I feel like we all collectively forgot what a great video game looks, sounds, and plays like, so there has been a huge inflation of what it means for a game to be good on top of all the corpo-journo-influencer shilling layer that everyone knows and loathes.

A "good" game nowadays is roughly on the level of a surprisingly serviceable movie tie in game from the PS2 days.

>>25556172
I think you're just an adult now.

I decided to write a story rich game about an occult mystery with Noir themes without realizing that I barely read mystery stories, and I've only engaged with Noir through parody.

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The feeling when people, who used to be old friends, turn into mere memories.

I feel kinda bad for my friend. He's the only one who ever calls me, though semi-frequently, and even though he regularly condescends and treats me dismissively, with absolutely no interest in anything I enjoy unless it matches what he enjoys too thought, he does seem like he kinda cares, but I just basically lost interest in talking to him and kinda just close conversations pretty quickly. Basically don't have friends anymore now, which doesn't really bother me that much. Oh well.

so hungry need some greasy fast food slop

I'm thirty eight years old and blasting Nightcore on my porch with old friends, drinking and smoking

Everyone expects imminent catastrophe haha. Several people are moving out to bumfuck nowhere Canada.

Such a weird time to be alive.

DANCE TO THE BEAT WAVE YOUR HANDS TOGETHER
COME FEEL THE HEAT FOREVER AND FOREVER

>>25556204
Wanna go to whataburger together

>>25556207
That's a good idea. I don't care if they technically banned me for life. This is the drive-thru, bitch.

Heroin, meth, cocaine, benzos, ecstasy, psychedelics, inhalants, alcohol, etc., all used in excessive amounts and frequency, but the only thing I've ever been addicted to is fucking cigarettes, and that's most likely exactly what's going to kill me.

>>25555870
One of the funnier consequences of the Iran-US war is economic hardship in Saudi Arabia. Men who have spent their entire lives in the lap of luxury are now having to work for a living. Better yet, some families are being forced to rely on two incomes, and the wife needs to go to work. Imagine that. Your average Arab woman has spent her entire life being waited on hand and foot by Indian/Filipino servants. Now she will have to work like the rest of us.

Individualism is anti-individual as it expects an individual to do the work of an entire society and blames them for failing. The result of individualism is alienation, loneliness, atomization, nihilism and materialism. An individualistic society is in effect a bunch of billiard balls bouncing off of each other in superficial transactional interactions.

This isn't to say that unqualified collectivism is to be embraced willy-nilly, or that individualism should be entirely discarded - it's thesis about the intrinsic value and rights of the individual holds up. The answer is that individual and society, part and whole are mutually necessary.

>>25556241
I think that everyone who isn't an insane anarcho-capitalist has this general impression of the world.

>>25556248
You live in a Western bubble. Much of the world has absolutely zero regard for the idea of individual rights, not even things Westerners take for granted like freedom of religion. Hyper-individualism is vastly preferable to its collectivist counterpart.

The rock station I like listening to just across the border in Washington State has been playing a lot of ads lately for Canadian businesses in the same geographic area (the Vancouver-Bellingham area). I guess this is solidarity.

>>25556259
No, almost every country in the world recognizes some of individual rights. Take, for example, China. Yes, you can be executed as a political prisoner, which is very un-American, but generally, they recognize certain individual rights in their constitution, even if you happen to disagree with how this is actually implemented.
You can't call Xi Jinping "Pooh-Bear." That's a big no-no, but it's honestly little different than slander law or hate speech in the United States.
>Hyper-individualism is vastly preferable to its collectivist counterpart.
Yeah, I do generally agree with that.

>>25555917
> If someone bought, or paid for, or liked, or reviewed positively, anything that I wrote, I would feel such repulsion that nothing could stop me from destroying it all.
I wouldn’t be concerned about that in today’s market. Plus, you may self-publish on Amazon and use AI cover to be extra safe.

Eugenics, pure and simple. I don't care what race, just get rid of them

>>25556337
Nonsense

I dont think that me drinking 2 liters of vodka per week, affects me in any capacity

Lop my penis off to a round of applause
Wrap my face with layers of sticky gauze

Where's my little trouble girl?
There's no real trouble girl

Absolutely loved the feeling of cracking open a fresh tube of lip balm and applying that firm balm.

>>25556375
Gay!

Absolutely loved the feeling of cracking open a cold bottle of beer and sipping that tasty substance.

>>25556388
Bear gay! (watch out to not to wet you fluffy gay beard)

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I wonder if that’s how I’m going to end up

That's it, I'm not eating again until I lose ten pounds. Starting... *shoves chocolate cake into mouth*... now!

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How should I spend my birthday?

>>25556755
Waste money and wallow in misery - that’s what I’m doing for mine

>>25556595
fattie

>>25556222
Outside of benzos and heroin, and alcohol as well to a lesser degree, drug addiction is a fucking meme. Nicotine addiction doesn't even exist, just quit bro, you won't get any withdrawals. It's all in the mind.

>>25556807
what about porn addiction

>>25556807
Not me quitting vasoconstrictive nasal drops addiction. That shit’s miserable.

damn i have no breakfast food i think im gonna have to go to the bagel place on the corner and cough up like five bucks for a cinnamon raison with cream cheese

>>25556828
canada?

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What about corgi? Cool low-rider dog, may call him Winston and dress in Barbour coat.

>>25556813
Serotonin-forming habit that is readily avaliable to you due to modern tech. Not an addiction, but like drinking, smoking, and some drugs, it is often too easy to succumb to them. A lot of what people call addiction is a lack of self-control: which tracks because the whole modern age attempts to reduce any kind of personal responsibility on the individual to get them to "trust the experts".
Break the serontonin loops and you will see that you are not addicted. You are capable to indulge in vices, just break the endless cycles of fueling your endorphins to an unhealthy extent.
As a personal example, I love roll-up cigarettes and can easily smoke 30-40 a day. When I have a pounch of tobacco, I will smoke. If I don't, I will not. I do not feel pangs or any other symptom of addiction, despite mostly being a heavy smoker for nearly a decade now. The only time I crave a cigarette under these circumstances is if I'm drinking alcohol, but that comes down to the serotonin cycle I've found myself in.

Oh dear, I am not at my best today

It is fascinating how chris-chan caught onto transgenderism right before widespread adoptation. He is truly emblematic of our times

>>25556807
Physical withdrawal symptoms are no doubt a huge barrier, but the truth is mental cravings are the real battle.

>>25556847
>can smoke 30-40 cigarettes in a day
>heavy smoker for decade
>I totally don't get cravings bro, I can stop any time I want
lol, this is literally the classic addict cope

the K in know is not mute, and everyone that thinks so is a brainlet; do you think our ancestors ignored this and that letter? The same applies to The Great Vowel Shift; It was a mistake that must be rectified.

>>25556880
Are you saying that I should be pronouncing silent letters? That seems like a bold move, but it could be the thing I need to break the shackles of modernity.

almost out of here

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>>25555870
>save money to buy something you wanted for months or years
>buy it, get excited for 5 min and then nothing
fuck, how do you fix or can you even fix it ?

>>25556914
This is why I only use my money for books and drugs. Occasionally experiences like concerts or one-time stuff like headphones or speakers.

>>25555870
Trying to decide whether i should get Mircea Eliade's three book history of religion or Talcott Parsons' The Social System. I'm taking sociology in school and this is bothering me.

>>25556914
that's why i just buy stocks no matter how much money i get i just keep investing it because buying stuff generally sucks i was gonna buy an eames ottoman for my condo to read in but now i'm going to order a $50 made in china comfy chair from amazon instead, some day in the future when my "real life beings" i will buy the eames ottoman

>>25556920
Keep buying those stocks, I'm gonna need it when I steal your identity in a decade.

>>25556919
one sociology class or sociology major?

>>25556921
eww brown

What is a good word for anti-slop? Slop is just perfect to describing the low quality mass consumables. But what would be anti-slop?

>>25556929
Soul, art, humanity, quality, high-brow.

>>25556929
patrician is what old /lit/ called it

>>25556929
Merit. Quality. Class.

>>25556929
I propose we bring back and utilize the word "mint" for such a purpose.
>yo is this slop?
>nah i saw him write it, it's mint
>oh bet

>>25556946
sounds too british

>>25556922
Class. Might minor in it.

>>25556949
sociology could be good in theory but now i see some of the readings and assignments they give in sociology classes and it's always leftist. sociologists say they are professionals who can go into a social group and objectively observe etc, but all their shit has crazy bias and assumptions from the dominant academic culture. like why don't u turn these sociological techniques on ur own field and have some introspection?

>>25556929
gem

>>25556932
>>25556935
>>25556939
>>25556939
>>25556946
I really like mint. It really works well. So far, my favorites are mint, class, and quality. I do like patrician, but that seems to be a larger idea, that is in opposition of being a slop-consumer.

>>25556954
Didn't Bordieu do that with Homo Academicus?

>>25556918
Aside from the drugs are you me?

>>25556887
yes, do pronounce silent letters; the silent letters of today were regular letters of yesterday.

>>25556972
>'es, do 'ronounce 'ilent 'etters; t' 'ilent 'etters o' 'oday 'ere 'egular 'etters o 'esterday
is how i read your post in the language of the future, and the future is NOW old man

>>25556887
Anglish, a purist flavor of english, is a decent start, but as you decend further into the rabbit hole, you'll realize that they lack etymological purity, and this is when the fun starts.

Those of you who want to kill your local pedophile, you know there’s a registry right? Get to it. Chop chop.

>>25556980
Who said I do? And the registry is immoral and ought to be abolished.

>>25556974
perfect depiction of contemporary linguists lol
>"doo oo unt sum?"
>acktszchually, language evolves

>>25556986
I agree with you but truth is whenever they bring that up, I don't have a proper counter.
>You can't privilege any dialect over another!

>>25556991
Well, the natural counter would be to not accept their framing. Its not about privileging one over the other, but about understanding the precision of speech is necessary for precision of thought, or something like that.

The decentralization of information, however temporary its heyday might have been, was probably the best thing that happened to the west since the war ended, warts and all.

The only people who think otherwise are the establishment who obviously can not be expected to give their blessing to anything that would result in their iron grip over the spread and interpretation of information becoming weaker.

The cacophonic chaos of the present is far preferable to what media used to be like before the internet, even to what it used to be like before journos and other lizardmen went completely mask off in the 00s and 2010s.

>>25556920
>some day in the future when my "real life beings" i will buy the eames ottoman
You are better than me because sometimes I shop for the future life.

>>25557000
Hmm, I like that, that's pretty good. I'd imagine they're respond,
>No culture and way of thinking is better or worse, just different! *shows example of one how obscure, solitary tribe had primitive agriculture years before Europeans or some shit*
But still, I like that.

What does a kiss feel like?

>>25557004
I am just wondering when we will get a culture from this decentralization, that is an expression of order and, for lack of a better word, excellence. It seems this decentralization rewards chaos.

>>25557009
I have found that "intellectuals" love to trap a person in their framework, so the best thing to do is deny their framework at the beginning. Force them to argue in a framework they are unfamiliar with. Also, they love putting words in your mouth, so do not let them do that.

>>25556984
I said those of you

>>25557025
Yeah it's all false premises.
You can also defeat them by effectively yes-anding their framework into a defense of yours. 'Of course, exactly, so we take that conclusion and apply it over here, and get the same effect'

>>25557025
Marxists are the most guilty of this because their entire corpus rest on unprovable, circular arguments.

>>25557000
A 'good luck with that' works here. The success or failure of their stange writing is their business, not yours, and they'd have to be a pretty successful new linguist not to be struggling

>>25555870
I think women fighting men by proxy should be made illegal.

In the street yesterday I saw a poster ad for a woman's sex toy company with a sexy lady doing an 'O' face. I couldn't stop thinking of it and couldn't find the ad online, so I went out of my way to go and take a picture of it to wack off to in the future.

>>25557065
Why? We have states fighting wars by proxy. It's s valid stratagem.