work work work work work edition prev >>25558026
>had a dream about being a completely different person with a completely different life that covered multiple months of time>woke up totally disoriented>mfw
You know I never really saw the whole movie 'Matilda' I just saw a good chunk of it in the waiting room of a Florida child psychologist's office before my mother came out from the meeting and told me on the drive home ‘She said at your age it is impossible to currently estimate the damages'
I've decided to stop being gay and become Burkinabe instead
How am I supposed to get paid for providing beautiful imagery to illiterate workers who don’t have the sensibility to value the things they are seeing?
>>25561053And yet they can recognize beauty in entities that aren't your creation. C U R I O U S.
>>25560981>work work work work work edition Good reminder to stop slacking off because stem monkeys like myself are dozen a dime these days
>>25561055Is 'and yet' really an answer to 'how?', my friend?
>>25561060*farms rice angrily at you*
>>25561063With just a smidge of imagination we can arrive at skill issue and have our how answered from and yet. Ta da! Please tip me on venmo.
Alright now lets see how others react to the open question
yes
but actually no
My mom just showed me one of her friends published some kind of self-help book on Amazon and my mother was all impressed and thought it was cool, but man, in this age of AI, it really isn't anymore, is it? "I've written a book" doesn't mean shit anymore.
>>25561084had the same feeling when my father-in-law bragged his latest article was published 'as-is' while saying AI makes writing so easy nowadays.
Date a prostitute at least once in your life. Its an excellent primer in the nature of women. You'll never idealize them ever again.
>>25561084good. it shouldn’t mean anything. one of the great benefits of ai has been destabilising a good deal of pretentiousness.
>>25561094I married her, what now
>>25561094advice to young anons: take people who date prostitutes’ insights on women with a grain of salt
>>25561107Woman or woman-brained male, detected.
Have sex with another man at least once in your life. Its excellent.
>>25561123>Equates being gay to fucking women LOLE
Wombnigger melty detected ITT
>>25560995yes...exactly. i was shivering but not crying. funny things the psyche does to make meanings and understand itself. i wish everything would finally make sense. having a home within myself. feeling at peace.
>>25561126A woman fucking a woman with strap on creates conditions that should blow your mind.
>>25560995Was it better or worse?
>>25561132I guess you would know. Dumb bulldyke.
>>25561135The funny part is you don't. What would you feel like if you didn't have breakfast yesterday?
>>25561122just not as unlucky in love i think.
>O-oh YEAH? Well... YOU'VE NEVER HAD VAGINAL INTERCOURSE SO HA!!I have though.
>>25561101I don't think that's a proper use of pretentiousness. The ability to write shows you have the ability to think. Using it for emails is whatever, but something like a book or social media where you're using it to represent a false image of yourself, it's slimy.
who are you talking to
>NOOOOOO, GIVE ME A (YOU)!!! WHO ARE YOU EVEN TALKING TO!? REEEEEE!No.
>>25561149>The ability to write shows you have the ability to thinki’d push back on that. actually you’ll find a lot of thinkers push back on that. in fact i think it’s a perfectly proper use of pretentiousness and it might even stretch to the person im addressing. one clear benefit of ai is it demonstrates loud and clear who was a fraud all along. if you ask it to write a graves or housman poem, it comes out embarrassingly off-the-mark, but it can do a believable bit of ezra pound verse. tells you something, doesn’t it?
heh I'm in his head. I am literally Sukuna.
>>25561158here you go
>>25560981payday edition
Sakuna Matata DEESE NUTZ bitch nigga.
other anons are getting caught now in the crossfire.
>tfw you've unlocked the eternal poop, never-ending wipe debuff in the game of Life
I've read thousands upon thousands of books over my lifetime but if you ever asked me what my absolute favorite book is I just automatically say "One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest" even though I've only ever read it once.
women will see you at peace and try to find a way to disturb it
>>25561178Big chonk
>>25561132Why not to use hands though? There’s enough plastic on the planet.
>>25561177you’ve read thousands upon thousands of books but still haven’t unlocked the secrets of the comma
>>25561178robert graves said tranquility is of no poetic use.>Felicity and pain always alternate. [The muse] serves as a focus and challenge. She gives happiness. Here I use the English language precisely—hap: happening. She provides hap; provides happening.
>>25561187Or even a metal butt plug i just didn't want to confuse any idiots thst might read the hypothetical. Enough detail to self insert.
>>25561188I said read, not write. Dumb bitch.
>>25561193well well well look who decides to unchamber a comma all of a sudden.
you’d really think a literature board would deter certain autistic types, being a humanities subject, but it doesn’t. it attracts them in droves.
you can never be strongyou can only be free
>>25561303Are you talking about the stemfags who constantly derail discussion of literature and try to quantify the human experience?
it’s either crazy that alcohol is legal or crazy that the other drugs aren’t. seems mad having this one drug being all ok while it does enormous damage on your body & the others are jail time. or is it everything’s fine and it’s your choice? in which case why can’t i do 2 lines of cocaine after a nice dinner in a restaurant (then 20 more lines over the next night and following morning). something arbitrary has gone wrong there.
>>25561161>but it can do a believable bit of ezra pound verseDoubtful
tfw you find out the girl you’re seeing has ugly feet.
Genocide footfags.
Finally took a shit after six days and lost ~3 pounds, goddamn I feel like a new man. Plus happy because it means I don't have to worry about shitting for another five, six days :)
calling me uncool was pretty uncool of you
>>25561329is it?
>>25561334not even a footfag (necessarily) it’s just a huge debuff
I genuinely believe the Elder Scrolls series, particuarly Morrowind, Oblivion, and Skyrim, is the only game series that could ever be remotely compared to the heights of literature. The lore is so rich and unique. Despite having similar superficial appearances to most fantasy, it deviates far enough from them to give them their own unique standing in fantasy. And don't even get me started on the series' theology.
>>25561335Yeah I hear heroin blocks you up
>>25561350shh :)
>>25561341the lore is fucking stupid and awful. i say this as someone who probably has several hundred hours in skyrim. the feeling of playing skyrim until 3am on a friday night after school is (i think) unmatched in literature. at the same time the appeal is the music and the ambience and the huge moon and the missions and levelling and the wintry world and the rest of it. pls don’t compare it to literature.
>>25561353>skyrim player>filtered by TES loreChecks out.
>>25561360friendly reminder that you’re on the literature board and this burn doesn’t land as heavy as it might on /v/ or wherever from
>>25561362I didn't even compare it to literature, I said it is the only possible case that could remotely be compared to the heights of literature (video games are not an artform, same with movies btw!). But yes Skyrim is a pretty dumbed downed version of established lore but is still better than most other games. The Witcher, which is based on a book series, has retarded lore and is stupid no matter which way you cut it.
>>25561372Hey, fuck you. The Witcher is a cool guy who fights monsters and doesnt afraid of anything also I do the sex on the womens.
>>25561372>I said it is the only possible case that could remotely be compared to the heights of literaturea misstep on your part>video games are not an artformobviously>same with movies btw!can almost guarantee you’re unable to argue this point well
>>25561376>can almost guarantee you’re unable to argue this point wellMovies are entertainment, not art. Only midwits argue otherwise.
>>25561383
>>25561383>art never creates pleasure or delight ergo it cannot be entertaininggrim
>>25561386>>25561391Never claimed art isn't/can't be entertaining. You are still allowed to enjoy lowbrow entertainment. I do.
>>25561395>Movies are entertainment, not artthe floor is yours if you feel like making your point
>>25561395So entertaining art exists? Your only qualifier for disqualifying movies from being art. Curious. Also it's beyond retarded to argue video games can't be art. Open where winds meet and just walk around. Art is all around in landscapes alone.
One last epistle: If meant for me, message received, with caveats and probably not understood. - I am bound (such as it is) by canon. That's non negotiable. Past results do not guarantee future returns.- My plans are, exclusively, concerned with generating revenue and sending it up the chain. I do my best to follow only the commonest industry techniques.- This will be my last message on this cable, let me know if that isn't acceptable.You have my genuine, sincere apologies for the inconvenience. I'm only four years old, you can't imagine my disappointment.Yours truly,Francis E. Dec Esquire
>>25561419PS: negative quantities, applied to my own account, don't interest me much. It's really all the same. You should know this which makes me suspect I'm just psychotic and getting trolled lel. Again, apologies for the inconvenience if not.
Got 86d from the gloryhole again
Wohh. Hey. People still push ol' Mikey's book around here? Harassment Architecture has connections to Peter Thiel though Praxis?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fJoOKZ7pgUM
>>25561429Seems hard to fuck up getting your dick sucked. Just kind of stand there and do the knock when you're about to bust.
>>25561431I do not GET my dick sucked, I SUCK other men's dicks.
>>25561436And you didn't make the team because the roster is too stacked or you're too much of a greedy little whore? Either way. Sorry to hear about your loss.
>>25561419>>25561426It’s not acceptable. I need you to elaborate.
>>25561436if i told you once i’ve told you a million times. no means no.
I cannot SCUBA today because I've had diarrhea all day and you can't dive if you currently have or have had, diarrhea recently. I am sad :^(
>>25561175Metamucil bro
>>25561468Man, don't talk to the poop fairy
>>25561444It's a waste of time and whatever value (marginal) I have: PTSD loops and spinning hamster wheels. Again you should know how I grew up—hot grey misery punctuated by illusory green and red spikes. None of this shit bothers me and I welcome the opportunity. If you are him I support you, I think, but again I'm bound by canon.As far as plans go: Just llc techoid things and generating revenue, social media shit. Port and starboard. Positive in the old way as best as I understand it. My earlier anger is dissipated. I thought about writing some of my serious thoughts but I don't think I'm particularly competent there (cf many earlier freakouts over shit that's already decided).You know I started using this because I consider it a kind of hole to piss into right? Maybe you aren't who I think you are lel.
Ethnics speaking French feels somewhat natural because French society has had negro/arabophilic themes for quite some time now, but hearing a Somali for ex. speaking German is a mindfuck.
>>25561341All Kirkbride has to do is Mescaline then describe how a compact disc works
>>25561419I like this a lot. We should be surrealist gay boyfriends together
>>25561501Sure just pm me. So long as it's platonic gay.
Persona au Gratin
>>25561542Isn't that what they said in the Hitler Youth?
>>25561560How do you know about summer camp?
I find it very funny that those who despise the term 'media literacy' are generally fans of the most bluntly gay content available, ranging from stores about a sexually humiliated white knight sending his army to death after facing the rejection of his black knight boyfriend's fundamental straightness, or a story about a paraplegic cowboy who becomes obsessed with the mystery of brushing against another cowboy's balls in a grocery store briefly makes him 'erect' again
Apparently I got myself scammed out of 400 bucks.
I’ve been trying to make my way through f Scott Fitzgerald because I’m American, but he’s really such a boring guy. His parties and characters do absolutely nothing for me, and his best work is undoubtedly this side of paradise.>but he’s le quirky occasionallyRather read a degenerate’s coomfantasies than this so called good American writer
>>25561578I’m burning every book of his I find, and there’s a hell of a lot in every books! People shouldn’t read this slop.
>>25561578He's a bit of a vapid queer, isn't he? I mean what is this Nick Carraway not telling us about why he is there or what he is doing?
>>25561581He should’ve never famous, then maybe something interesting would’ve been written, but he probably would’ve committed suicide like the coward he is.
>>25561583He’s also so obviously full of himself. Fucking scum.
>>25561578funny. he’s one of the few 20th century american writers i rate. F and hemingway i like. faulkner, henry james, miller, burroughs (especially him) i dislike.
>>25561587We are obviously on opposite ends of the spectrum because literally every writer you listed I find pretty good to great.
You know who I've got a bone to pick with is that diminutive faggot Truman Capote. 'There were a few months there where hung out at some slut's apartment and I met some eccentrics and it turned out she had been cheating on her husband' holy shit call the fucking police I could and have never. Meanwhile his lifelong crush Harper Lee's getting railed through every hole by JB Lippencott AND company.
>>25561587Fuck you, no wonder you like Fitzgerald. Go fuck a traffic sign.
I am just a corpse feeding scraps of my flesh to crows at the park.
>>25561587You're a fucking fop and a prudish nancy
>>25561591>>25561593lol what
>>25561592My business is listening to the dead
>>25561595That's right. Go fuck yourself. Go on.
>>25561588makes sense. always found it odd that yanks like henry james when his writing is all fuss about social position, art-snobbery, high-flown circuitous talk - things that america most-dislike about europe.
I had a dream I had just finished screaming something ridiculous in front of everybody at work and then two black people walked by and I screamed something ridiculous again and they both laughed to eachother and one said 'see I told you he's always doing that shit'
>>25561500Kirkbride is overrated. The cunt has too high an opinion of himself.
>>25561606lmfao
Back to watching pinku with my cock out! Fuck F Scott!
>>25561607Video game players are total fucking rubes and I say that still being one. If you have read one book or had any real experience, you are like a fucking oracle to them. There is a list of games they believe are 'the ultimate works of art' which are each cheap derivatives of completely available well-known best-selling novels, and when you show them these novels, they are completely unmoved because they are so illiterate you may as well have just shown them the Dresden Codex, and think the game's developers are even smarter geniuses for being able to translate such an impossible to read tome. You can literally just quit showing up to work for a month, pop an self-unregulated massive amount of shrooms, and say the mushroom elves are running around on a spinning disc in a tower that shows a world on your screen, and gamers will take you for an impenetrable genius and the greatest human thinker known to man.
https://youtu.be/a56fO-ac6fk
*writes on the blackboard one hundred times* If I wake up in the dead of the night it doesn’t mean free scrolling time!
Got a face like a royal flushSneak an innocent smile to your chick and make that bitch blush
>>25561621>t. penitent scroller scrolling against scrolling
>>25560981qt
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=scN2-afWapQdamn peep that slammin shelf
I'm not your asshole so quit fucking creeping up on me you hermaphroditic nematode
>>25561646wat
>>25561647Okay so next time you see a sentence that seems kind of odd to you, why don't you have a little faith and try to decipher it for a second before you rely in less than 20 seconds like 'HUH?!?!?!'
The Greatful Dead are some of my favorite Scueleta Troubadours
>>25561646eh?
the left is allied with capital and is no longer a threat.the right wants to preserve an earlier form of liberalism, this is impossibleChristianity is the origin of progressivism and so called wokeism
Sorry I realize that should be 'Squeleto'
it’s like I always say - I am fucking American. I say shit and I take shit. That is clear.
>>25561653yeah, read closely big JC will always align closer to the left side of things.
>>25561651Once upon a time there in ancient Central America before time even began, there were wild Gods who held animal form. Brightest amongst them was Quetzal, the luminous winged serpent, and there his twin, Xolotl, the black dog of death. In infinity the two and the other deities feasted on the silence of the world, yet the wise amongst them knew there must be a beginning. And so, Quetzal dealed to set the stars in motion, to begin 'time'. Thus is dealt - the deities must pay their immortal time begin time itself, so they might have a world over which to live. Each God submits immortality, but Xollotl. The shapeshifter that is death transforms into smaller and smaller beings as his brothers chase him, he turns to escape to the canopies, he turns to escape to the cliffs, and in turn he is left alone in a small pond, sickly and hiding in the smallest form in any God's imagination, thin skinned and unable to survive atmosphere or even basic touch. So born is the Axolotl, diminutive figure of the death dog, membrane fish relegated to such rare puddle. And what of our death-God? Routed. Unable to escape the puddle, his brothers arrive. By the thin blade of judgement his time is taken from him and paid to the universe so it may begin, all that remains of him left in the pool. So speak the Yucatan - All things must be paid, no God or Reality is exempt. So sayeth Quetzal, our Life-Giver. As for the Axolotl? That’s you. Tiny and gay and bad and retarded and in trouble. For what you did. You are the Axolotl and I am Quetzal and the Amazonian River puddle is my asshole, and I have cut you off. And THAT is the meaning of ‘hermaphroditic nematode’
>>25561656You are always saying that
Fuck your girl and vanish, leave you home alone to eat a penis sandwich.
>>25561650i just watched a live version of scarlet begonias it start good but when it got the jam band stuff it was just a really shitty noodlefest that sounded ass maybe u had to be super high
>>25561667Oh yeah yeah yeah I'm never not high so I wouldn't know, I just think it's all great.
>>25561666is this a lyric from one of those cringe whiteboy rappers
I find it really funny and appropriate to treat your senses as your property. 'Get this shit out of my sight'. 'Stop polluting my airspace'. Very sensible
It's actually a Tupac lyric, retard.
>>25561673doubt
>>255616732pac may have said he didn't want to bring the drama, but he certainly had a four-year degree in it
>>25561646>you hermaphroditic nematodeWhere do you find such an enchanting creature>>25561621Literally me
>>25561673Meant for>>25561670
>>25561653interesting however the ancient romans were tranny fucking degenerates who gorged themselves on slop that not even a street marketer in Wuhan would sell.Jesus did literally nothing wrong.
>>25561676>Where do you find such an enchanting creatureOkay okay okay now you are cracking me upCome on man. Read the sentence again. You're killing me over here lmfao
>>25561653I don't think Christianity applies to the domain of politics very clearly at all. "Give to Caesar what is Caesar's".
>>25561673kek
>>25561682Yeah this has always posed a problem to me because Christ seems to have made no suggestion towards any form of actual Christian government. The whole thing seems originally designed to be designed as a global reactionary cult with a with a semi-Imperial center in what was the biggest city at the time.
designed to be designed, my resignation is signeda designation of racists in spaces goodness gracious
what ironing board should i order from amazon there are so many and they are all the same
i was watching a live performance of night tapes and the chick has hairy armpits what the hellhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fyvK8HnesIM
>>25561658mexicans amirite
>>25561694u read the slop? lol
>>25561685I think the opposite, it's predicated on an individual persons interactions with Christ's teachings. I am a Catholic and believe in the necessity of the Church but Jesus seems primarily concerned with the moral actions of individual souls. Maybe Paul had some imperial aspirations but I don't believe in that. It's just human nature to create (and need to some extent) hierarchy and all that. >>25561688Just wrap a towel around some plywood
>>25561693yeah it’s 2026
what else do i need to order from amazon oh ya a comfy chair for reading but it has to be less than 50 pounds or my concierge won't accept it damn recommend me sth good
>>25561694Mexicans indeed. I find this story to apply in all levels of reality and the only reason anything's a tiny little faggot is because it kept running away from being a man like the bitch it is.
>>25561704damn that’s crazy
CatholicismCalvinismLutheranismwhich one is correct?
>>25561698>I think the opposite, it's predicated on an individual persons interactions with Christ's teachings.I think that's true too, I think you've said it better than me (I cynically focused on infrastructure and also tried to reckon with the fact Jesus asked Paul to build the Church, you as a Catholic yourself rightly focused squarely on the human soul). One way or another I just don't see anything in Jesus' words or the Bible at large about how a 'Christian Government' would be run, and I think that's because that was never the idea. I think we agree on that.
i'm about to order some bookshelves from amazon, recommend me ur best shelves and i'll consider them before i order
>>25561710CoE
>>25561712bro i already order some sick shelves but desu i am too lazy to put them together yet
>>25561711Yep, 100% agree there. >>25561710For all its faults I'm sticking with Catholicism.
>>25561706Ah a sophisticated customer I see well come closer and let me show you my special wares, now I wouldn't let brown hands handle these but take a look at that, surely you can already tell, it's a proper man's $74.99 Ironing Slate planed in the steam-white rivers of Bourbon, the French Model. Now a brown man would probably take this and decapitate a cartel opponent with this, but you, a fine white man, can surely press yourself to greatness with such an implement. Why, the President himself is an owner of one of these rare few. So, will that be cash?
>>25561714faggot>>25561716retard
recommend me the most slammin bookshelves i can get delivered to my condo in a box
>>25561719look at these fucking little pebble words holy fucking shit just compare and contrast the posting quality and power of each of these statements, i mean really account for that, you will see the meaning of 'pebble words'
>>25561721omg miss algeria is that u?
I wish a Catholic priest stuck his finger up MY ass when I was a kid.That'd do so much for my self-esteem.
You can't even represent yourself in front of these people without triggering a vulgarity attack
>>25561723worked for David.
>>25561733I will meditate on this.
>>25561729My Catholic mom liked to suck(maybe pinch? Or other things? Very fuzzy) my dick when I was 4 or 5 and it was not a fun experience. I can't imagine penetration improving it.
If we're talking about childhood sexual fuzziness is it indicative of biologic homosexuality to be to excited to go to sleep so you can dream your male classmates nude?
>>25561737IDK, I wasn't sexual at all until 10 at the earliest. Maybe. IDK now.I just thought the penis touching was another weird thing she liked to do. I suspect it wasn't sexual on her part, probably just a "haha I can do this because this child is mine" thing, knowing my mom.
Fellas, is it gay to dream about other naked dudes?
Idk, I constantly dream of having a gay man harem, and it's just splendid.
>>25561740I wonder any other reason she would do that that isn't twisted. I don't know, I really wasn't there and have never been any of these people.
>>25561737yep
>>25561741>>25561744This is purely heterosexual behaviour, if you think about it objectively.
>>25561740> probably just a "haha I can do this because this child is mine" thing, knowing my mom.Actually now that I think about it, this is not that unlikelyHey when I was 17 or so, I made the mistake of telling my mom I met a girl at a party, and later she told me that she looked up that girl online and that she was a slut because she had already had sex. I'm pretty confident that information didn't exist and she simply went paranoid over her basic emo stylings.
I'm a very touch starved kissless virgin and for some reason whenever I fantasize about cuddling or kissing or something it involves a cute boy instead of a girl
>>25561747She got molested as a kid, maybe raped idk, and is allegedly bipolar and had severe cute aggression. She likes to hurt or at least feel powerful over small things.
And though it was the modern year of 2010 I did have to hide from my mother that I was taking a black girl to prom until the week or so before, and when I told her, she did laugh.
>>25561751Lmaoooo yeah very common with certain kinds of women.
>>25561749Absolutely. I love getting on my knees, closing my eyes, and smiling widely while several handsome men repeatedly smack their weiners against my face. Pure bliss.
>>25561754Tricky shit. You're the cycle-breaker apparently. Your mom molested you and you uh just aren't going to that again. That's where I'm at with me.
>>25561084Why?
>>25561758She got molested by an unbloodrelated family friend, her dad just beat her randomly lol. I don't intend on having kids at all but mostly because of depression (maybe I'm bipolar too?) and the state of the world. Any cycles will end regardless.>>25561757Every straight guy wants that, yeah. You're preaching to the choir.
i'm so bummed man i am going to miss my roommate so much
>>25561764Well family termination by breeding inaction is also a form of cycle-breaking
there are a lot of people who just shouldn’t be lying. 90% of people aren’t good at it. people will generally nod along and not challenge it but they’ll know something is off. and lies often communicate more than the underlying truth would. they reveal weird little insecurities and obsessions.. what you WANT to be true. when you’re lying you’re volunteering up psychological information.
>>25561770The best part about such unprofessional liars is all you have to do is silently nod and they believe you believe what they said. They really don't know that not everything they say, goes. You can even give them the complete affirmative, but not the energy in actually going for their trick, and they'll sit there frustrated like 'what the hell, i told them!'
>>25561770On the other hand. Very useful tool for avoiding responsibility and stirring the pot. Plus, everybody lies. TV told me that.
>>25561759...what do you mean why? Because you can autogenerate all of it in a second if you so choose.
>>25561774>>25561084At our age we should seriously consider the profit in elder-care services and products that are basically 'giving them free shit anyone can get from the internet in the form of an old novel they can read in a rocking chair' and I am really not kidding about that. How much money has been made in these 'AI-ready laptops' as if you need a dedicated machine to use AI? Microsoft notices, 'the elderly will actually pay for an insured product made by a man with a company name tag that has the name of it's basic internet function plastered on it'. That's fucking money. This is how you get that fucking retired boomer wad.
Why am I always crying?I squat 500lbs. I'm not trying to talk shit. I am without a doubt stronger than you. I can strangle you by the way, but not in a sexual manner.But anytime I watch a movie that is even slightly emotional I cry. There doesn't even have to be a sad scene, there could just be some dramatic music and an emotional exchange of words/actions and my eyes would get watery and I'd choke up. Maybe I have high estrogen? I don't think I have low t cause I legit squat 500lbs.one more thing,It's just that you get the edgy faggots, built like that kid built like Christian Bale from the Machinist, talking about snuff shit. It's just that I see boys like that get turned out so easily.They look like they take it deep by them big boys.Those weird faggots look literally like he could be Daenerys if she shaved his neckbeard.But in terms of men my size, you'd get strangled instead.
>>25561781I... what?
>>25561787what
>>25561787What the fuck did I just read?
>>25561788What do you mean 'what'? You're doing surrealism on me, aren't you? Make a bug of me, you Kafka fuck? Fuck off! My name is 'Goodbye' Mister!!!
>>25561787It's okay, brother. Sometimes I still tear up at Independence Day. Nothing to be ashamed of, man.
>>25561773having a roommate can stop u from being one of those lonely sadbois on r9k tho like i lived with this cute autistic chick with a ton of books and mangas and shit all over the place for like the last five years damn i am going to miss her so much.
>>25561787Is this a new copypasta or are you just a schizo posting this everywhere
>>25561787post body
I'm having a brainfart. What's the name of that one shortlived French movement or whatever, it's something like Actionalists, Spectaclests, but a different word...?
>>25561802'Being Gay' I think
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q4AkDt_JRqkok this is the best version of white light and the janky ass camera work is apparently andy warhol
Just saw a video about how Richard Nixon regularly ate cottage cheese and ketchup, baked grapefruit, and cottage cheese and pineapple.That guy's the literal fucking devil.Fuck him.
>>25561800He'll probably be crying in the picture also you squat with legs.
>>25561802the situationists? did u ever see the movie can dialectics break bricks? they took an old kung fu movie and put subtitles of academic french bullshit it's kind of funny or it was to me when i was an undergrad 20 years ago
>>25561809That's the one, thank you.
>>25561773Had a nightmare recently where I was 36 and lived with a roommate. Had a weird hollow feeling in my chest all morning.
>>25561808he's probably a power bottom with a big donkey ass
Once again, /lit/ is a classical boardhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TECb7NUKg3Q
As an insomniac surrealist I have trained myself to get sleep by entertaining myself with the study of dreams
>>25561813You ever play that Xbox JRPG that's Chopin's isekai on his deathbead? It's total ass. The type of shit 360 exclusives who liked Final Fantasy were trying to buy before XIII came out, which was also loosely ass.
>>25561813sup man how’s the methadone programme going
>>25561821oh shit the methadone guy is into classical?
>>25561813sorry gramps but classical has been superseded by jazz and latin music. let me know how your Alzheimer's management plan is going.
>>25561825Aren’t you forty or something ? Probably time to stop clinging onto your youth big dog
>>25561834that's not me that's some other lowercase guy lol
You know if we weren't so anonymously retarded we would realize we're just six to eight older guys shooting shit at the same dinner table?
>>25561835My b
>>25561838damn
>>25560981Is that you?
I'm also highly concerned there might be a woman who is a common poster here, not because I am rejective towards women, but because I have a male presumption in anonymity towards gender and I really hate to be caught off guard.
>>25561851a reasonable fear t to be honest because girl 4chan posters are genuinely terrifying. when you’re talking to them it’s like they’re picturing you without skin. hard for explain. bad juju.
>>25561862Yeah, femanons can be hot as shit though.I met one on /adv/ and talked to her for a couple months.Had absolutely slammin' titties.Kinda miss her, honestly.
>>25561862female posters are just an urban legend, like Australians.
IQ is bullshit because I am 136 yet I'm still a drooling retard
>>25561862I think I've already started to explain it, no 'juju' is needed anymore here, we're caught off guard because we assume we're guys, and what 'being a guy' means in this non-physical and purely verbal context loosely means 'not being worried about censoring ourselves due to women' which is sensible, but I think is also a misunderstanding of the shared anonymity towards the woman posters who have always fit in just fine and we have so callously rejected with 'tits or gtfo' towards any reference to posting with femininity. Even now we accuse odd posts of being trans, we're totally gender liquidated out here. I say, as a man, and without any intended sexual assault towards women, can we just lay off insisting everyone pretends they're all some fat smartass guy?
>>25561851There was one person who I think was a women; I made a post asking if anyone would be down to discord video chat with me and try and figure what my ideal hairstyle ought to be, and someone replied saying they had experience in that field, so we added each other, chatted for a little bit, then said we'd be down to video chat within the week. They never messaged me, so I tried messaging them like two weeks later and turns out they removed me! But yeah, pretty sure that was a woman. If you're around, I'd still appreciate some hair advice!
>>25561871H-haha yeah, pretends.
>>25561873I'll put on a skirt for that if you'd like
>>25561871alright that’s it everyone post face
One more classical music post, this time a symphonyhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2bdryLMjj-4
>>25561881No because I said they didn't even have to show their face/side of the video stream, as I genuinely only wanted to show mine and get some hair advice lol
https://youtu.be/6xcwt9mSbYE
>>25561882You realize when we do this we will become a historically significant and recordable team of artists, right? They will call us some stupid shit like 'the literaturists' and I think we should do it.
>>25561873shave and bleached
>>25561888>I'm sorry, you said you call yourselves The Literalists?
>>25561886Well I can't be your stylist unless I'm bottoming for you
>>25561888You're right anon. Fedoras are awesome.
>>25561888you first
>>25561897I might>>25561893Your lack of courage in facing this phenomenon might make you the best of us when push comes to shove
>>25561898The world will never know. I am going to sleep. Good luck with the boy band.
>>25561851I’m a woman and I post here nearly every day.
>>25561882As a gay male if somebody posts face and or dick with stack of books on soc or hm I’ll give an honest rate.
>>25561905post bobs.
>>25561905 butterfly how you been
>>25561901Is this your hair revue? It looks great, you're fucking cute, apparently I'm fucking gay. What is this shit where you pretend you need help with a haircut to peek at people under the covers of your shirt? Fuck you, is this guy coming on to me? Fuck you.
>>25561907No.
>>25561905This post made me lick my chops.Are you sure you can handle me, baby?https://youtu.be/oJL-lCzEXgI?is=thYMHuVSEakKJHPD
>>25561905I know! We try to deny it! I'm facing that!You can see here from the other two replyers the customary response to such idea, even in joke!
>>25561906here’s my thinkpiece on ratings: it’s only worth knowing if you can see the person who’s doing the rating. that matters.
Eccentricity is a smokescreen and these people are fucking clearly telling you something you choose to perceive as absurdism or alterity
>>25561911tits or gtfo. that is the rule.
"See, an iron butterfly will float if given good conditionBut I'm still fishing the same worm from the same faulty position..."
Yeah yeah yeah hahahaha its funny and aren't I even a total homosexual for remarking on this?It's not about 'could you use a woman around here', women are around here. If you could reckon with that, maybe you could be a heterosexual for a second.
>>25561910thanks i needed that
>>25561926And I'm really not kidding, I still assume you're a dastardly twink and stop making me gay.
>>25561851I sense that a lot of /lit/ posters are women. Largely of an Arab variety. I am usually right about these things.
fromage frais
>>25561929Better not be. In my head this place is gay as the Pequod. Only woman around should be serving chowder.
>>25561929Does the idea of a reading women who isn't profane, give 'Muslim' to you? Does the paperback bookcover of priorities beyond sex ring of hijab?
>>25561934lmfao i like that
And er uh another thing, how much us 'lurk more' a coverup for the idea we are each not able to comfortable speak as ourselves, and have made this place to speak without identity? Where do we lose ourselves here, and what psychological absences do we share? Business business as always but it is 2026 we are old enough now in time and space humanship is now in our grasp and we have the authority to dictate.
>>25561947ESL
>>25561914That’s not how it works. There are haves and have nots. I’m rather poor, mid, and barely 5 inches. I have nothing to offer other than flattery and some nice coffee men’s to a rich Chad with 7 inches and a 1985 first edition of Blood Meridian.
I feel like when I die I'm going to wake up as an alien teenager who just did a gnarly dose of some wacky space drug.
>>25561905Hi sweetie will you peg me please
>>25561953no yeah it wasn’t a proposition for you i just think that’s an overlooked angle. poor, mid AND into american postmodern lit ohhh brother.
>>25561851I’m a woman, and I like posting about feminine shit here hoping people will think I’m quirky gay dude, so that at least this way I can feel interesting.
>>25561963Anytime, cowboy.
I'd post my face but I wouldn't want all the women here to fall in love and become overly self-conscious when posting.
>>25561770I don’t live because of religious trauma. My mother used to always tell how sinful that is so that it stuck with me. I feel like it has stunted me a little creatively because I cannot make shit up.
>>25561966Do you feel as though posting here as a woman is a gay behavior?
>>25561967ty I'm gonna goon to this post before bed
>>25561973Feminine sexuality is culturally irrelevant here, so whatever really.
>>25561972yeah you really have to be a natural-born liar to be any kind of writer (of fiction).
>>25561972Just pull a Knausgard and write autofiction or confessional poetry
>>25561966Cute
I guess at the end of things i think if i could just sit with you guys around a table in some propane-lit back porch, and saw you unique faces and identities and assign personality to the stories we so recognize and that I could know you like the friends you are to me, that would be lovely. And that’s no demand, because I already think of you that way. I just wanted to tell you that because I’m tired and it’s always been hard for me to leave a good quiet midnight afterparty when everyone is pretending they don’t need to get to sleep
>>25561976Your asexual buy-in doesn’t serve me as a man or as an intellectual
Microdosing ketamine and reading is an incredibly transporative experience. Would recomend.
>>25561909Wasn't me. I posted this. No one replied.>>25561430
My first instinct is generally lashing
>>25561995not surprised.
Well you don’t know me….
High heels crushing my balls then in my mouth
>>25561981One of the reasons to write is to escape reality for something you can artificially augment to your liking. Why would I waste an effort on a bullshit that my life is?
>>25561094I got a tender, doomer gf and still got to the "never idolize them" without having to pay. Funny how that works
>>25562011To escape reality? Nah. To depict reality, to elucidate reality, to enhance reality.Unless you're into genre fiction I guess.
>>25562012Didn't say anything about paying anyone.
>>25561094That's like saying,>Women: Date a pervert rapist at least once in your life. Its [sic] an excellent primer in the nature of men. You're never idealize them ever agai.
>>25562019No, those are nothing alike. Dumb ESL.
Licking her boots loving My cock throbbing against my cock cage
Girlcock (female) is the future
>>25562022Images are NOT thoughts, delete this post
>>25562022I just don't get the appeal of licking her boots. Her feet, sure, because that's actually part of her, but the leather boots she's wearing? Might as well buy some leather boots at the store and start licking those lol.
>>25561787Oh man this is a real person from /fit/.
>>25562025If there's something I wish I get from my parents, it is my father's full head of hair at seventy.
>>25562026NTA but the appeal is showing how worthless you are and worshipping a symbol of Her Power and not even getting access to her delectable feet. And, presumably, putting on a show that she enjoys. This is such a retarded fetish it always makes me laugh.
>>25562015>To depict reality, to elucidate realityAbsolutely disgusting
I dont enjoy femdom.I also can't grasp why women like maledom.>I'm going to use you as a toy to stroke my ego From the women's perspective maybe submitting to someone who loves you is arousing but I doubt that's necessarily what is going through their head and I can't envision it from the other side.
Just took a melatonin. It's rather odd how they give these things appealing fruity flavors, as it makes me wanna suck on it instead of swallowing (no sex jokes pls), which seems counterproductive. Anything to get a leg up on the competition I guess. Or maybe I severely underestimate how much some people detest taking pills.
>>25562039Think of it this way: the more complex the system (eg computers, brains, the human body, governments, laws), the more strange and creative the range of potential glitches.
>>25562039sex is all tied up with power.
"Wanna see a magic trick?Now you see me, now you don't."-Some faggot's suicide note
>>25562039There any many different flavors of it. A lot of bdsm is just mental illness and the consequences of childhood abuse imo. I try not to be into it but I "learned" early that I'm most useful as a human stress ball, so to speak. Pain and degradation feel safe and comfy and make me proud to be useful (which is very funny since 99.999% of women would never actually enjoy being sadistic they way I'd want them to be)
>>25562039>I also can't grasp why women like maledom.It feels raw and animalistic. What not to like? Although there must be something unhealthy about it.
>>25562051>It feels raw and animalistic.See, I have the opposite perspective. It's immensely human. It'd be impossible without the creative, psychological, and sociological dimensions of mankind.
>>25562039Many weird fetishes are just people reliving trauma in ways they are in control of.
>>25562052Idk, to me as soon as you add this sociological dimension it starts being wEiRd and basically everything that radfems warned about.
>>25562017And still, purposefuly puttin yourself in the company of horrible people is too step a price.Living togheder and having to reach compromises with any person, male or female, will already test the patience of almost all young adults, and any % speedrun to the whole "no idealizing woman/men" stage.
>>25562039Sex is inherently dominant-submissive, it's encoded into our nature as humans. This is why the vast majority of women take on a submissive role and men take on the dominant. Femdom comes about through the inverse. Sometime's it's refreshing to give up complete control. It can also offer feelings of security with your partner as you build trust through complying with your limits.t. man who enjoys being dominant and dominated
I LIKE TO MOVE IT MOVE IT>>25562116>>25562116>>25562116
>>25562039I find it weird to imagine that a woman would dominate me, I am 6', 225 lbs, very strong, handsome...I don't like being aggressive or causing someone pain, I don't slap my girlfriend during sex or anything, but I spit in her mouth and she loves it, or I put my hand in her mouth, or I hold her neck firmly in my hand or I fuck her pussy roughly while grabbing her thighs and waist, she is like half my weight and I can easily do all of that. Its natural I guess. With another woman I would do differently I guess. It all depends on who you're with
