First again.

Jewish women are the most beautiful in the entire world. Makes me wonder if they really are God's chosen people.

Crazy how, if you're a Jew and lonely, you can just use your birthright to go to Israel and get a state mandated girlfriend. Sure, she's going to look and talk like Hila Klein, but it's a gf nonetheless. It's basically a better arranged marriage.

>>25582247
I'm tryna' die with a Jewess,
Eyes blueish...

I hate myself too much to write today :(

I've said this before, but man, I swear like a fifth of the laxatives in the brand I buy are placebos or something. Sometimes I use them, they work great. Sometimes I use them, they're barely perceptible (I can feel some mental effects, the overall stimulation), I don't manage to go, and I have to try again the next day.

>>25582265
Laxatives are kind of weird and I still don't know which ones to use for which situations. But basically if you have a really hard turd that is blocking things up the wrong kind of laxative won't work, it'll just create some diarrhea to get backed up behind the turd and you'll feel worse.

>>25582265
Stick black olives up your butthole. That usually helps me. Russian grandmother taught me that.

>>25582268
Nah, it's the stimulation part I need, to counter the other meds I use. I mean the liquification helps my giant shits go smoothly I guess, but yeah, it's mainly the "oh shit it's coming out" feeling I need since my daily meds nullifies that pretty much completely.

>>25582274
In seriousness, I'm considered switching to the kind of laxatives you shove up your pooper, since they work much faster and there's no stimulation side effect (the pill kinds make me feel like I've drank way too much coffee or done too much coke, and I don't like the feeling, and it lasts like 6 hours+), but meh.

Do you hate contemporary music as much as contemporary "literature?" I can't help but imagine you guys listening only classical music

>watching movie with subtitles on
>character 1: We are under control.
>character 2: Oh really? Who's?
IT'S "WHOSE", GODDAMMIT, FIX YOUR AI SUBTITLING

>>25582284
Classic cars are defined as any model older than 25 years. Thats my excuse

Meat is mostly parasites.

I have never shown weakness to anyone. Even as I attempted suicide, I did so with a blank, expressionless face. It is true, that I have never done so with the certainty that I would die. Each time was a cry for help from someone who could not cry. Never showed weakness, except to one; mother, mother, foster mother right beside my bed. Yes, I was looking for attention. She stood over me as my mind was clouded over by the drugs, and I could barely see her face. Those two sky-blue eyes, raining hatred down upon me. I was such a burden, though I lived with her for only half a year. Such a wretched burden.

In my stupor, I lifted up my hand towards her face. No, I do not understand why—the very thought (excuse me for the em dash) that I did this in my past strangles me with shame and all-encompassing humiliation. It was the drug, I know this, every thing I write is a lie or falsehood but nothing more or less is true than that it was the drug. Nevertheless, I saw my hand lift itself. I felt numb, of course, I could hardly feel a thing within my body or my heart (never had a mind). I do not remember what was said, myself or her, only that, to my surprise, she took my hand in hers. And what was on that face and pouring from those sky-blue eyes? Some thing I cannot name.

What should I call it, what feeling did I feel then and what about it now? My memory is a broken thing. Memory is like a kaleidoscope, and every turn brings new shapes, colors never seen before. So, sky-blue,
twist,
timid shape of fear,
turn,
black hatred oozing,
twist,
jagged rocks of pain,
turn,
warm, red blood;
and every twist and turn is something new, in different orders, sometimes cold and sometimes hot, but never once the same. I do not know if any feeling then is true or just a simple trick of light. Every time I think, the memory grows more distant, like a photo fading colors out from use. So what of the truth?

I feel extreme fear when I think about that moment. Because she took my hand. I fear it wasn't hatred in her eyes, maybe yes it was, maybe not, maybe something else. What of it? But, I think that heaven is the thing I almost had a chance to feel. And what if I whispered to her that I was afraid she would reject me? What if I said I wanted to leave because I was a burden? What if I asked her for a hug? Twist, black hatred oozing, turn, jagged, so jagged, twist ... lonely.

>>25582284
Right now I'm listening to Current 93, Lucifer Over London

>>25582296
What goddman movie you watching? This is a literature board youre posting on boy, we dont take kindly to passive observance around here

>>25582317
Im not sure i could take any author seriously if i knew that he only listened to ABBA while writing.

Imagine Hemingway listening only to Tyrolean Polka while he wrote The Old Man And The Sea

I wish the rise of fascism in America was lead by someone more like Hitler, instead of someone that is essentially just every 21st century American stereotype rolled up tightly into one fat retard.

Death to liberalism and death to capitalism.

wearing dolphin shorts rn

Guys, the AI thing is real. It's not marketing hype, it's not bullshit, it's not going to blow over, it's not going to vanish, it's real. The entire world will be different in less than 5 years.

Going on a hike with a girl while just broke up with another girl. Emotionally it's quite confusing. But oh well, I need to keep my mind occupied, going to listen to brahms on the train

saturday night fuckin around on /lit/ is one of the best things

>>25582310
Bro just wanted to say that I read that and hope things will get better. They usually do in weird ways

>>25582335
As someone sympathetic to a lot of conservative and right-wing positions, at some point you have to look at the kind of voters and political leaders one's side produces and realize "maybe something is wrong here"

>>25582361
I was at a poetry reading late this afternoon and felt like an alien. Here I feel like I'm home. I grew up here. All the best books I've read were recommendations from /lit/.

>>25582335
Anon... I'm going to hold your hand and speak gently when I say this...

>>25582379
Yeah it's all kind of shitty, and I say that as someone who's generally left-wing.

>>25582391
What? Hitler had style. Trump is just embarrassing. Americans can do fascism so much better. It's fucking bullshit, honestly.

>>25582401
>Yeah it's all kind of shitty, and I say that as someone who's generally left-wing.
Hey, at least the left-wing has intellectuals, quality government workers, and decent politicians. Republican politicians look like they come from a cartoon -- maybe they're pandering, but then the fact that pandering works and how ridiculously low they have to steep is yet another indictment of the voters on that side.

>tfw no kitty

>>25582379
That "something wrong" is the result of academia being ideologically captured by beliefs which are called by most "leftism." They are things such "people ought to be free" or "people ought to be equal." Of necessity, a "right" movement is going to need to draw its support from areas that academia fails to penetrate, and that's going to be bumblefuck retards, schizophrenics, and sociopathic opportunists who are trying to gain power but can't do it on the left. If academia were captured by ideals we would term "right wing," then the bumblefucks would be leftists, the schizophrenics would just be "brave and transgressive" and the sociopaths would do what they always do (taking advantage of whichever party they can).

>>25582406
Oh yeah, for sure. That's why I'm left-wing. There's just some stuff that pisses me off about my particular team.

Imagine believing trump is a fascist and not just some grifting hyper capitalist who used the paleo conservative pat Bucannon/ross Perot play book to get elected then settled into being a basic bitch neocon who starts wars in the middle east and crashes the economy.

Like imagine letting libtards convince you trump is an actual blood and soil fascist even though he has done nothing anywhere near fascist.

You want to know who trump is actually like?

Silvio Berlusconi, member him

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>>25582352
Nice.

>>25582417
Dude, if he could, he'd control the entire government, which is why he constantly tries to strongarm everyone into submission to him and his personality cult. That's pretty fascistic, even though, yeah, he does overlap with various other, equally shitty, political orientations.

>>25582417
i was just going to say aren't libs and leftists ever going to tire of calling everything they don't like "fascist". fascism exist as a movement for what 20 years max? probably less? now for the rest of history we have to hear shrill shrieking about fascism ever damn day.

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>>25582410
>most smart people are left-wing because the smart people they learned from just happened to be left-wing
Maybe university academics tend to be left-wing for a reason...

>>25582421
i'm thinking about buying digger when it becomes available on apple tv. i never buy stuff when it's new but idk i feel sorry for cruise, he does try to do artsy stuff sometimes like eyes wide shut or vanilla sky. also so glad i pirated a copy of megalopolis since u can't buy it anymore. that shit was fire. super misunderstood masterpeice.

>>25582422
he is no different than any other president besides lacking bourgeoise decorum, if he were nice and polite while bombing brown children the media and elite would love him

>>25582430
Anon, President Trump seems like a person who doesn't have an inner monologue. He's not only not-smart like every other President has been, he's like a p-zombie.

>>25582430
Are you serious? Sure, many presidents have a similar authoritarian bent; that's the nature of the position they're in, but they don't go through insane lengths to consolidate absolute control.

>>25582425
they called reagan and bush fascists too, they have the memory of a gold fish. on the other hand its a mirror image of a fox news watching boomer who calls everything communism and cant tell and will never know the difference between liberalism, social democracy, and commies.

I've become the kind of person when I watch an action movie, I get the most enjoyment from the dialogue and world-building, and I fast forward through the action scenes.

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8-7rsuLDL5U
damn prime kelli ali was so fucking hot

>>25582439
niggor, if he were an actual fascist you would be dead in a ditch instead of whining about him on a chinsese basket weaving forum

>>25582444
i had to stop watching action movies when i started competing in combat sports. action movies are so fucking fake. maybe it's like a war movie with a bunch of guns and bombs i could watch it, but if it has any kind of choreographed fight sequences way too fucking cringe.

>>25582447
Beener, if it were possible, that would absolutely happen. We're just fucking lucky that America is stronger than Trump.

>>25582452
why are you hear you should be watching msnbc and jerking off to rachel maddow or something

I took one more laxative pill to hopefully add onto the three I took seven hours ago. Please, please, PLEASE work, I don't wanna have to try this again tomorrow. This has actually worked before -- you take one more and it somehow kickstarts the ones already in your system or whatever. Not 100% though.

>>25582456
are u the methadone guy?

>>25582447
Because he's too stupid to figure out how to do it. Fortunately, of course.

>>25582455
Homie Jawonson, 4chan has been predominantly left-wing, or at least anarchistic, since its inception, before you niggerfaggot election tourists came here in 2016. Eat a sour dick, you monkey-brained dipshit. And even if I did masturbate to Rachel Maddow, which I do because she's elegant, why the fuck does it matter to you?

>>25582463
dude please 4chan was never leftwing, pure fantasy

>>25582466
You're fucking retarded. Go away. No one likes you, not even yourself. You suck.

>>25582469
>miserable leftist projecting
ok

>>25582457
I'm just a man who badly wants to take a shit, who only shits once-a-week, and needs laxatives to do it.

>>25582470
You're dumb. I've been for over twenty years. I know things. Many things. You belong in /pol/. Go. No one cares about anything you have to say.

>>25582475
u sound cringe as shit

I wanna borger!!!

>>25582479
I don't give a fuck.
Do you get affected when someone calls you cringe?
You're a fucking child, dude.
Kill yourself.

>>25582483
why are you seething so hard dude? i was just pointing out the fact that 4chan was never "leftwing".

>>25582485
You can't "point out" something that's obviously wrong, retard.
Fuck you cretins are so annoying and stupid. Seriously go away. You add nothing of value to anything.

>>25582490
you're delusional man. u seem mentally ill.

>>25582429
>megalopolis

So cash

>>25582492
You just speak in hackneyed buzzwords, dude. To be like you, you're basically just a fucking NPC, leeching off 4chan culture to fit in because you're a fucking loser. God damn. I'm almost 100% certain you don't even know what a Stormfaggot is, which is what we ALL called Nazi douchebags who kept trying to propagate their stupid bullshit everywhere.
That's where you belong. Not here.

>>25582500
gamer gate is what politicized 4chan dude deal with it. btw 2016 was ten years ago.

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>>25582466
Dude, im right here
>>25582469
Are you for real man?

>>25582480
Oh, behold! The tragedy of sweet innocence!

>>25582485
Shut up love child. How thin the veil...etc

>>25582504
>gamer gate is what politicized 4chan dude deal with it.
And? You're basically saying, "Yeah, I know I'm just another cancerous faggot, so what?"
>2016 was ten years ago
Boo-fucking-hoo. There's still plenty of left-wing people that come on 4chan, dipshit, which is why you all get laughed at on every fucking board instead of /pol/.

>>25582511
get a grip dude

>>25582512
Grip these nuts, you dweeb.

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>>25582504
You dont know me. Im deep, and complicated

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Hey Faggots,
My name is John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.
Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than "jack off to naked drawn Japanese people"? I also get straight A's, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It's me and my bitch"

>no u dont understand 4chan was always 100% aligned with my specific ideology and the internet was always srs bsns
holy fuck you people are insufferable

>>25582518
Fuck you.
We barely agreed on anything instead of the fact that Nazis were annoying faggots.

>>25582520
>Nazis were annoying faggots.

He posted, while being an annoying faggot

If I was a woman I would want to be a total slut but I'd be too scared to be a total slut so I'd have a very active twitter or reddit account where I posted nudes instead.

>>25582527
Whatever, fight me.

>>25582520
trump supports don't like nazis either, not liking nazis doesn't make the site leftwing. also, if 4chan didn't want to attract nazis maybe they shouldn't have done pranks like raiding to make big swastikas in multiplayer games.

>>25582534
It was, generally speaking, a hybrid of leftists/anarchists/libertarians, whatever.
>well if you didn't wanna attract Nazis you shouldn't have done a racism
No. That shit was funny. Nazis aren't funny. They've never been.

>>25582545
>racism is funny
>except one particular kind, that shit is nooo joke!
trying to thread the needle between funnny free spirited 4chan guy and uptight leftist not going to so well huh

>>25582554
No. That shit is just genuinely not funny. It's not because it's offensive, so I'm not "uptight," you dick. They're just people who came in, didn't really understand, and starting doing it wrong.

>>25582531
Alright. Blade or bullet?

>>25582568
Blade, for sure.
But what kind?

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>>25582575
Mouse and key it is! En Garde!

Subscribe to my Vlog:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1m0PLw-Wm34

>>25582586
I ain't fuckin' with that guy.
You win.
Later.

>>25582593
PEACE

>>25582426
No. There is no inherent moral truth. Around a thousand years ago, Islamic madrasas were bastions of intellectual thought, and these were by no means "leftist." You will be able to point to many respects in which they were more "progressive" and "leftist" than prior forms of Islam, but others in which they were more zealously Islamic, religious, and "right wing," just as you could point to the juridic and intellectual output of Nazi Germany and find ways in which they prefigure post-modernism and resemble leftism (again because intellectualism does not lead to leftism or rightism).

Academia has a hidden moral and ideological layer to it, and this serves to direct intellectual output to different ends. This moral-ideological layer is dependent on whatever society hosts the academics. In this case, it's the ideology of liberalism and all of that which explodes out from it (progressivism, libertarianism, and the likes). Conservatism (a form of liberalism) appears regressive and unintellectual largely because within it a liberal system of morals, it is; taken to its end, progressivism is essentially the most robust reading of liberal enlightenment values and thus wins in the intellectual arena within a liberal society.

If a liberal were to be dropped into the Samanid empire and forced to debate in the institutions of the time, he would he intellectually raped, over and over again, and appear a complete imbecile saying
>B-but, the fundamental rights of man...
Yet this does not mean the people of the Caliphates were more or less intellectually adept than the liberal of today.

It's transparently ridiculous to claim that leftism possesses intellectual superiority.

I have cash in my wallet but never use it so I decided to give it to beggars. There's a sizeable homeless population in my area and usually one or two of them are out on intersections every day with a sign. They have this crazy Minecraft village in a patch of woods off a highway that technically the city owns but no one cares about, it's all these wacky treehouses built from scrap wood and tarps. Today I was driving past and ended up at a red light while signalling left. An old man with a cigarette was standing by the intersection with a cardboard sign. I gave him 20 bucks and said God bless and then the light turned and I drove away.

I am deeply concerned about the presence of the Asiatic agitators who are increasingly prevalent on this board, with their atrocious, clumsy prose and degrading content, not to mention their lack of respect for the Queen's English and the achievements of the Anglo-Saxon race.

>>25582632
gb2gaia

>>25582628
There was this homeless guy outside the donut shop with a sign asking for money and I told him "Sorry, bro, I don't have cash on me, but do you want a kolache?" Then he actually had the balls to ask, "Can I have an energy drink?" I said "Hell fucking no, nigger," and walked into the shop and ate.
Homeless people can be dickheads sometimes.

>>25582426
yeah, it's the marxists. it's not coincidence that leftist takeover correlates directly with grade inflation. so now you got people with university degrees in math who can't do high school math, because all these places care about is graduating people. anyway, universities have historically been very conservative (when they functioned).

>>25582640
You're going to hell anon, but the special part of hell reserved for autists

>>25582646
Dude, kolache's are like a dollar. Energy drinks are five. Are you seriously trying to say that I'm the asshole in this equation? Fuck that.

>>25582608
By Jove sir, you have me pinching my nipples!

>>25582608
>No. There is no inherent moral truth.
Did you know a majority of professional philosophers disagree with that statement?

> Around a thousand years ago, Islamic madrasas were bastions of intellectual thought,
Yeah, and they used to believe the Sun revolved around the Earth too. We learn, we improve, we evolve.

>>25582652
nta and no, the nerve of that fuck to ask about ´an option'. Fuck that guy, he doesnt know the rules

>>25582666
Thank you, Satan.
I fucking agree.

Think I cracked a tooth.