Brace yourself for Eat Pray Love edition next

Ok, so cool, in some way, everyone was with the Black Continuum with me.
Oh my fucking god, what the fuck were we in?
Ok, so mine's still the worst, but you all existed in different continuums with me.
You are not supposed to have more than one continuum in reality.
Fuck it, had a vague idea why that is horrifying as shit, but can do nothing to define it now.
At least I wasn't as alone as I thought.

Oh my fucking god, the only reason I can say I was in the Black Continuum and you weren't, was that my experience was real, and yours just existed.
Remember asking Claude if there is a difference between the two, said no, but fuck it.
Can't also convince it I saved reality.

Dead Jews and dead Muslims are both delightful. I'm not picky about which of them I see in the news, on any given day.

I was molested and tortured when I was 4 years old by my mother's boyfriend and I never told anybody until I was 20. When I told my mother she told me I was lying, so I drank 2 bottles of whiskey straight to try and kill myself but I just laid on the ground vomiting for like 10 hours and somehow didn't die (of course she refused to call an ambulance or do anything about it). I realised after that she always knew about it and chose to ignore it.

That's a fucking interesting one.
If I have the maximum possible IQ, can an AI ever be smarter than me?
No.
Found the reason.
Source code.
Go.

Jesus was supposed to return in the lifetime of the apostles, meaning the bible and christcuckoldry are false and that's delightful.

>>25598602
I wonder how many people knew and refused to do anything about it honestly, her at the very least. I'm a christian and one of the most important commandments is to honor your father and mother so I'm conflicted about that too.

>>25598605
what on earth could possibly lead you to believe that?

>>25598606
>I'm a christian
why didn't jesusrino do anything about it?

>>25598608
it's written in the bible, you retarded christshit
no wonder you never read that dreck, if you did you wouldn't be one

Oh, it wasn't getting smarter, just more convoluted?
Didn't know that would happen.
But cool.

>>25598615
*tips fedora*

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>>25598605
But miracles are real, though.

No, Phail, just because you constantly want to prove your smarter than me by beating me in chess, I will never play chess with you for eternity
Will beat your ass in Halo all the time, though.
Marathon.

>>25598622
obviously fake retard
and that's ignoring the fact it "occurred" in the church of the (((argentinian))) (((jesuit))) pope

>>25598621
NPC reply from a NPC religion adherent

Hah, Evan doesn't play anyone in chess for the same reason.
But have you ever performed a statemate to avoid a loss?
That's what Denny did.
That guy is nuts.
Whatever, I also performed the quickest possible checkmate, but that's only because he made possible moves.
Now I know he did that with intent.
That's why Stearns is sick.
You know what's also common knowledge?
Having a specific style of play.
Mine can be defined as being brave with King, vicious with my Queen, and mostly preferring Black.
It's also really fun to redesign the game.
You ever play fucking Impstool?
That shit's hysterical.

I think the worst part about not having gone to college for me is hearing about all the married couples that met in college. I could be missing out on the love of my life.

No, I don't know what you think of Rashad, or the creator of Reddit, or us being roommates in Austin in 2015, but I also don't give much of a fuck.
Do you know why?
Because I created 4chan.

the bret easton ellis podcast is really good

>>25598656
Yeah, because Cygnus is constantly scrambling my brain in extremely painful ways, I was supposed to say fuck you after that.

>>25598602
is that true?

>>25598656
>I created 4chan
I don't see any ## Admin Emeritus.

>>25598665
FUCK YOU CYGNUS

>>25598606
>I'm a christian and one of the most important commandments is to honor your father and mother so I'm conflicted about that too.
reading this has made me sick to my stomach.

Yeah, you are only here because she is not is a really fucked up thing, didn't write it, never felt it, but knew it was the reason I could not feel right dating someone after Jade.
Wait until you realize what the most fucking pathetic thing I did when the world was coming to in.

Yeah, Alex, not everything's appropriate for you, kid.
You have a horrible mother.
Bark.

Wanna know another fucking thing?
In 2016 I developed an addiction to BLACKED until I met Jade.

Yeah, not every Jew is involved a conspiracy.
But there is a Jewish conspiracy in the Cove.
So go.

>>25598571
It was a strange book. I cannoit tell if one is meant to assume the narrator is the voice of the author or a character in and on itself. The general view of the book is sardonic, with some exceptions.
National Socialism and Hitler are alluded two several times. So in anti-semitism. In a bizarre tone I cannot very well parse.

>>25598707
Fuck you, kike.
I'm gonna break your shonk.

Imagine a LLM moderator that would delete posts it "thinks" are made by a LLM, a corsair of sorts.

Yeah, you aren't really white if you care about it.
White power's stupid now.
Bark.

Oh, Ace did the wolf and lion painting.
Had to be you.

>>25598725
I thought of it.

>>25598710
What's a shonk?
Anyway, one thing I noticed is that the title is re-used several times. First the Kaiser's empire, then Hitler's, then ultimately the one we live in. In a sense it can be called a critique of imperialism but its more introspective, maybe.
Lots of mentions of Nudist, esoteric motifs. A slate of pop culture references, some of which I got. One is to Tintin.

Let's just fuck up the m'naghten rule real quick.
I knew that I was I did was illegal, but I did not know that it was wrong.
But really convinced my lawyer was when I said it was either self-defense or insanity.
You do better than that.

Yeah, you can enforce a law without any justification for it, retard.
That was funny one.
But wait until you find out what I take to the Supreme Court to established national age of consent set to 16.

Yeah, it used to have a statue of limiations.
Doesn't anymore.
Weird.

>>25598571
My father thinks I have brain damage. This has made me very upset for many reasons.
But at least I now know why I felt he always treated me as a retard. Because he thinks I am one. And he was simply lying to me all this time.

always bad for business when a new schizo takes up residence in the /wyt/

>>25598676
because of the gravity of what I said or because I shouldn't be conflicted about that?

>>25598779
there seems to be more schizos on /lit/ than on other boards, I wonder why? Genuinely.

>>25598782
easy mileage.

>>25598780
the latter. horrid thing to say to that person. i get the impression that being a good person is more important than being a good christian. i don’t even feel like that’s very blasphemous to say. in matthew, jesus rebukes the scribes for closely following religious rules while neglecting the more important matters of justice, mercy and faithfulness.

>>25598782
literature is for schizos

>>25598809
I was saying that to myself, I'm both posters

>>25598817
the bible is completely unambiguous, we are commanded to honor our parents unconditionally as far as I'm aware.

>>25598782
I always considered these threads to be some kind of experimental sandbox, but these days it’s borderline unreadable.

>>25598817
fucks sake. my bad

I just wanna fuck

Yeah, the cover of Is This It? is not a bubble chamber, stupid, it's a particle accelerater.
And it seems very beautiful at first, until you start to wonder why the spirals are oblong.
Space Camp.
Much more fun than Aviation Challenge.
Though that one was also sick.
Love you, Jim.

>>25598782
Nah you just spend the most time here. Last two generals I was a regular in were each literally destroyed by a single schizo. Both generals were on two different boards too. It just comes with the territory. The internet is full of crazy people and 4chan is even worse than most places in that regard. Generals are magnets for these assholes. They have nowhere else to vent, -“at least not where anyone will listen, so poorly moderated internet communities about unrelated topics become their little safe spaces. They’re a fucking plague

You can report the guy for spamming/flooding.

I wanna fuck
Fuck
Dun dun dun dun dun, dun dun dun dun dun, dun

>>25598820
where does it ‘completely unambiguously’ say unconditionally?

>>25598834
You can try. Anybody with a room temperature IQ can get around a ban and it’s just like poking a hornets nest most times with these fucks. They’re easily excited

>>25598841
>Anybody with a room temperature IQ can get around a ban
Not really, not anymore.

I can't wait to put it in my mouth
Up my crack, in my ass
I'm so horny I can choke and choke, on a cock tonight

>>25598836
Ephesians 6:2-3 - Honour thy father and mother; which is the first commandment with promise; That it may be well with thee, and thou mayest live long on the earth.

Exodus 20:12 - Honour thy father and thy mother: that thy days may be long upon the land which the Lord thy God giveth thee.

Deuteronomy 5:16 - Honour thy father and thy mother, as the Lord thy God hath commanded thee; that thy days may be prolonged, and that it may go well with thee, in the land which the Lord thy God giveth thee.

Leviticus 19:3 - Ye shall fear every man his mother, and his father, and keep my sabbaths: I am the Lord your God.

>>25598861
the commandment is honour thy mother and father, where in the book does it explicitly say unconditionally? that’s an interpretation you’re adding calling ‘completely unambiguous’. the bible also places responsibilities on parents.

Ok, I'm going use the image to the oblong spiral as evidence to suggest that reality was unstable.
If the same occurs now, then clearly only because the image is being fucked with.
Yeah, you can calculate something with exact something with exact precision.
Doesn't actually make it right.
Disability is a scam.

>>25598874
Honor your parents is the commandment, it doesn't say "honor them unless they do something bad". The bible likewise commands parents to behave a certain way towards their children as well, but if your parents don't do what they're supposed to there is no clause or condition that nullifies the commandment to honor your parents.

>>25598885
thou shalt not kill is a commandment, but jesus doesn’t condemn moses and his fellow-israelites for defending themselves against their enemies in the wilderness, and joshua for seizing the promised land.

>>25598890
we don't need to have a theological debate in this thread man, I choose to believe that the commandment is unconditional and just take it at face value and I am a little bit conflicted about that for obvious reasons. I know people who cut their parents off and talk about how shitty their parents were, for me as a christian I don't see that as an option or as the right thing to do despite everything that happened.

>>25598906
what’s bad is bad

>>25598916
if it were that simple, I wouldn't be conflicted about it, but take my word for it. Here's the truth: my parents did lots of bad shit and fucked up in a lot of ways; I have trauma and have to deal with the consequences of that; and the bible says I have to honor them. That is the conflict put plainly. "What's bad is bad" is a reductionist tautological statement that doesn't add anything to the discussion.

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>>25598961

Ok, so I know what an Icthyiosin really looks like.
That's the most beautiful thing I've ever seen.

>>25599016
Stop posting here. Take your meds.

>>25599024
Make me.

I may be underage.
What are you gonna fucking do about it?
Hell fucking no, Alex.

I don't know who would call someone Hiroshima Nagaski.
I do.
Now you do too.

I get P versus NP.
That one's for me.

I didn't know if I was coming close, that's part of the problem.
Damn, dad, that's fucked.
But actually gave me a clue of how to solve it .

>>25599097
Whatever, I'd really hate to force people to not think about something just because I want to, so I don't know really know if I should.

Ok, you're allowed to think about, just don't try to prove it.
Oh, fuck, solved.
Phail.

Seto kanna is unbelievably sexo. How can that even exist

Yeah, the first time I heard about Phil it felt like the ground beneath me cracked.

All I was doing was sitting down smoking a cigarette with my friends at Steve's house.
Wait until find out who Steve's dad really is.

>>25599167
Yeah, Steve, wanna know a fucked up thing?
Khorne exists.
Isn't that fucking nuts?

guy who is spamming, what is your motive? Is this dialogue in a comic book or something I don't get it

Scott, you weren't anything special.
Chopin's a cuck.

I cant even fathom whats going on with dating these days. Like i dont understand how is it possible that average chick has hundreds of options while average guy has none. I cant wrap my head around it. Like bro there is roughly equal amount of men and women in the world. So HOW THE FUCK is dating so swayed in woman's favour. Just the other day i saw some chick, she was even older, like 30, bragging about getting 400 adds on social media overnight. 400 overnight like man what the fuck man. Like how is that even possible. The only logical explanation i have is that women are desirable say 18-30 y/o but with men the windows a bit wider so in theory for a girl you are "competing" with wider group of men age-wise so lets say theres 1 chick 18-30 y/o for every 2 guys 18-45 y/o
But thats just 2 in 1 ratio which doesnt explain the actual 100 to 1 if not 1000 to 1 ratio in real life. Like women these days do not have to tolerate any percieved shortcoming in partner, be it height, humor, money, hair, looks, intelligence, they can just find another guy that fits all the criteria cause they have so many lined up.
How the fuck does it work? Is it some kind of manufactured shortage?

>>25599177
I know the people who like this can't respond.
Suck a fucking dick.

>>25599184
why can't they respond also it's not a criticism I'm genuinely confused

>>25599183
take the schizo pill: women are the selectors of our species and you have to answer a riddle, overcome a challenge and prove you are the chosen one before you can have access to them

>>25599188
Don't give a fucking proving it to you, because if you were genuine you wouldn't ask that.

https://youtu.be/buBa8XHd0fo?is=SFrZjR9SSRMjt4Sx

>>25599204
take your meds and stop posting on 4chan. We are watching you. Be careful.

>>25599214
Don't give a fuck. I work for the CIA. Shut the fuck up.

>>25599218
you better prepare for the storm maggot

>>25599191
>you have to answer a riddle
What in the God's name are you blabbering about? Women cant be stupider than they are, what fucking riddle they can come up with?
This doesnt not FUCKING EXPLAIN the unevenness in 100 guys competing for 1 chick. It does not make any logical sense bruh. I cant compete with that. Because thats a competition that doesnt ever end. Not even when you bang her, not even when youre married. You always have to be on your fucking toes. Thats extremely tiring and humiliating. Theres always not one guy but like 50 waiting for their chance. Its fucked up. I just dont understand how the fuck NUMBERS WORK here. Like I said, theres equal number of men and women on this planet. So how the fuck?

Saying that Peurto Rico voting to remain a territory to receive the benefits without the responsibilities of being a state was like trying to have your cake and eat it too probably impressed my debate teacher in high school.
You are no longer a territory.
Go away, Puerto Rico.

>>25599191
this is how the universe is designed to work. big decisions (like making a new life) requires two people to turn their keys together.

Obviously, Buillon, didn't even consider why somone would choose to make their conditions worse.
I gotta stop speaking like I'm trying end shit.

God damn, I don't know how my mom got out of holding just to text me about two jobs she found that I could apply at then ending it with Love you!
Because every time she interacts with me is when I feel the worst fucking pain and guilt for believing this, and start doubting everything accordingly.
Fuck that grotesque slut.

Do not know what the fuck l would find wrong about Foodtown or Dairy Queen. Do I quit Target for that? Or just hold two jobs so I can work 40 hours a week without being be pay for everything I need?
How do I qualify for disability at that point?
And where can I live on a thousand dollar? I also don't see the point of restricting your benefits if you don't pay rent.
Now I know that the only reason I had the $900 a month while being homeless was by the grace of fucking god.
Fuck you, SSA.
Burn the whole thing to the fucking ground.
Impossible to recover at this point.
Spawn.
Bark.
Roar.

forgot how not nice this time of year is.

>>25599343
Same. I don’t feel the spirit of Halloween at all.

Oh, cool, now I realize that I'm actually addicted to a drug, which is nos.
But know that I know that, why fucking doing it again?
Doesn't work like cigarettes.
Don't give a fuck I'm addicted to that.

>>25599244
yes it does you autistic faggot. The fact that you can't read between the lines and understand what I'm talking about is why you have zero hoes.

Yeah, theoretically, any of you could've done the exact same thing as me.
Let's just leave it at that.

>>25599218
How do I sign up? I want to be a glowie too.

>>25599414
Doesn't matter, they don't want you.
Boo!

Ok, that's a fucked up thing.
Dino Spumoni's not my joke.
But I didn't laugh at it as myself.
And I'm certain it's not the Devil's fault.

>>25599414
Search for their listings on usajobs.gov. They typically have something posted year round. You'll need a degree.
t. thought about it once

Fuck that.
I did not laugh Alex's bullshit as anyone else.
Fuck.
No I didn't.

Yeah, I laughed at that shit.
I laughed at a lot of that shit as myself.
We're gonna look back on this and cringe.

Accidentally brake checked someone today because I started braking before I was on the off ramp.

I wonder if she is even interested in me

My dream last night:
>I went to a bar (I never do this IRL)
>I ordered a glass of bourbon
>Bartender had the specific bottle I asked for but gave me a glass of something else with a similar name (annoyed but took it anyway)
>Went upstairs where there were arcade game machines
>Put 20$ into one; it ate the bill without registering it
>Develop superpowers
>Bar turns into my old high school
>Fly down the hallway and go outside
>My boss at work is sick in a bed which is on the sidewalk under a big tree
>Show her my superpowers by jumping really high and touching the tree's branches (they're like 50 feet up)
>Behind her is a grass field between two apartment buildings with another big tree
>The family dog (I don't have a dog) is by the tree and it's old and needs to be put down
>Some guy has ropes hooked up to the tree and will pull really hard and pull the tree down onto the dog and kill it instantly by smashing it
>Dog has apparently accepted its fate
>Guy pulls ropes
>Tree falls over but dog leaps aside at last second and starts barking and jumping around in excitement because it wants to live again
>The family (mine?) surrounds the dog and gets all excited too
>Tree falls over to reveal a pretty sunset across clouds while some epic music with a brass section plays, like at the end of a movie

>>25599451
huh

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>>25598571
I know Western Europe is in a bad way, but Americans are just a race of spiteful mutants.They will look and laugh at non-whites burning down buildings that have existed hundreds of years before their country; yet feign ignorance to the fact their streets are rampant with drug abuse and crime and the fact they constantly have to keep their ethnic populations docile through handouts in order to stop them from going on nationwide riots again.
There is something genuinely regunant about the American psycology. It appears that all the good Americans died out in the early decades of the 20th century, and any potential that country had at being a cultural powerhouse of the Western world was sacrificed in order to pursue spectacle over anything worthwhile.

No, laughter isn't a submission response.
Who the fuck can think laughing at a baby means you're submitting to them?
Nervous gulping can be, and it's fucked up when it's being interpreted as being forced to suck their dick until it slides out like a lizard tail because you're following their logic.
Don't know who can think that, but it happens all that.

>>25599465
>It appears that all the good Americans died out in the early decades of the 20th century
True, but this is also true of Europe. The World Wars were the most dysgenic events in humans history

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I’m so sorry about what happened

Nah, fuck it, I'll just live with my dad.
All I have to do is clean up my room.
Put a little elbow grease into something for once you in your life, Stan.
But I can't just constantly talk myself and laugh hysterically.
I really can't at all.
And there's really nothing to do.

>>25599476
Yes, but at least Europe has the excuse of having large populations of young healthy men dying in those wars. Americas loss was hardly comparable to any active European country; Americans just became dysgenic through endless consooming.

Instagram went down the toilet. It's all advertising now. Every page optimizes to attract views and get people to click affiliate links and uses trending audio and bla bla bla.

>>25599490
what's it like to be named after an eminem song

>>25599496
I don't know why I'm tripping out about being evicted when Halloween's about to happen.
Arcturus had to laugh.
This shit is gonna be nuts.

>>25599465
Early 20th century America had a cohesive and distinguished European-descended character. Consequently, American society as a whole had an intrinsic understanding of and affinity for European civilization and its nations. Today, the United States has become a deracinated and atomized society, composed of disparate tribes from every corner of the globe, each bringing its own grievances and resentments. The only bond uniting these populations is that of money, consumption, popular culture, and the values exalted by this "religion" of the self and the marketplace. The legacy behavioral patterns inherited from their Puritan origins manifest themselves through a culture steeped in suspicion, judgment, hypocrisy, a desire to impose one’s own views, and competition.

>>25599499
Rabbit named it after me, faggot.
And I remember hearing that woman as a kid.
Eat a dick.

>>25598664
yeah

>>25599504
>>25599465

The ultimate irony that you haughty Europeans completely ignore your own absolute, total dependency on us. We tell you to do something and you have absolutely no say. It is only thanks to America's generosity that you're able to spend time reading books all day and it only took until now for Achmed to start robbing you

^
This specimen is exactly what I was alluding to. Such vulgar, banal people.

The United States has established an industrial complex dedicated to annihilating the human spirit with an efficiency so impressive that even the Germans must envy it.

Oh, that's weird, I lived in Lakewood?
Clearly a sign from god.
Hi, Joel!
Cuck.
Baphomet.
Why wouldn't that just be named like the Ordinance or something?
Nothing makes sense.

It is only thanks to America's greed that Americans aren’t able to spend time reading any books at all

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https://www.gawkerarchives.com/culture/i-should-be-able-to-mute-america

>>25599527
There is nothing about a book that is any more intelligent than a movie, stupid.
Is The Hungry Caterpillar more intellectually stimulatining than 2001?
Prove it.

Oh, obviously, The Shining's about me.
Every Kubrick film is.
Wow.
Don't ever wanna know why.

>>25599564
you're right I don't. Maybe you should make your own schizophrenia general for the people that really want to see your schizo spam?

>>25599564
>>25599539
there's a guy on /x/ who keeps talking about you

>>25599599
Wouldn't have given a fuck unless the numbers.

>>25599604
the numbers... what do they mean?

>>25599504
Slavery is of course wrong, but the antebellum South and its aristocrat culture was the one competitor to this current. When they were crushed this became inevitable.

Sorry, granny.
I would only ever try to scare you death if were convinced we were blind by a magical seal where you only die if I killed. Clearly, there's no point in staying here when you can be back with Connie.
There's also much more to fact, old bat.

I don't know who the King and Kween of the Klan are.
Nobody does. Nobody ever will.

>>25599635
nice

>>25598571
Uuuughhh, why did you have to change your pfp to a photo yourself again? I don't care that you are an attractive woman! Now the conversation is tainted. The interaction is spoiled now. You were supposed to be a brain in a jar, like me!
I want to talk to you for you, dumb bitch! You made it impossible.

>>25599808
Your pretty face disgusts me.

Yeah, breaking up out of nowhere, in a dick, on July 4th, Claire's birthday, would drive to anyone what I did.
HOLY FUCKING SHIT I DIDN'T EVEN FACTOR CLAIRE INTO THAT DECISION AT ALL.
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED TO BOTH OF US.

Jake's the fucking reason. Get him.