Ron wondered whether his life had meaning
>>25612772after he read through Arthur Schopenhauer's essays.
continued from >>25599273story so far: https://litter.catbox.moe/f6inqoma2vz81bj7.pdf
Ron gazed pensively into the open fridge.
He got out the magical roast beef
and mustard and made a magic sandwich
when suddenly, an eerie sound came from
the walls, like a rusty trombone underwater
"My magic heat pump must be broken"
>>25612982he yelled quietly as he went to
slowly kill himself and others in America.
>>25613029But they resisted and took up arms
"the British are coming!" yelled joe biden
while locked up in an mental asylum
Ron stood atop the Statue of Liberty
>>25613165he fired an anti gravity beam into
>>25613250Niggerland; niggardly Niggers niggered nigselves niggerly, niggerwards
When suddenly everyone’s “GENDER3000” implant switched back and forth 10,000 clicks per parsec
many brains were tranny-fried that day
. Ron walked back to his shitty apartment,
left to ponder what had just happened
Where did it all go wrong? How
could so many untalented dimwits gather at
the International farting competition hosted in Atlanta
sponsored by saint Floyd for real trap
Fuck! The contest! Ron grabbed his broom
and started massaging his prostate with the
intention of being the best British farter
but soon lost himself to pure pleasure
reading the Critique of Pure Reason, because it was the best book of all time
while thinking about Harry, imagining a wand
"The concept of the ideal is... UGH"
Blood covered the broomstick. "That's not good."
Ron builds a time machine and travels
back ten minutes ago to warn himself
the ass is not a sex organ
, yet his past self ignored him completely
. "I need to post racebait on /int/ NOW"
>>25608510
Ron D&C Indians and Africans like a
real twenty first century digital man child
living the dream of the modern emasculated
wild child moon child man god sun
"Mother nature is pleasant with her torture."
Hermione entered carrying dozens of library books.
Ron got a boner because of the
>>25614237following list of books arranged A-Z:
Humphrey Bogglebillington's Phantasmagorical Bulbous Bulging Billiard Balls;
Hermione was mad at Ron because he
had long since exhausted all narrative momentum
So J.K.Rowling was forced to slap her
balls hanging low, heavy from her vagina
discharge after eating the tikka masala special
Ron had prepared. All according to Keikaku!
"Penicus removicus!" he bellowed, furiously gripping his
neo vagina that was still aching and
housing Shiva's big black guhya
'twas what Holy Science denominates a "clitty"
suddenly his doorbell rang "Ack Ack Ack"
Anus expelled cocks as turds penetrated it
, which is gross, honestly. Let's move on:
he opened the door, to his surprise
said Bijaniga Harshshit as he stood to
hand Ron a shit smeared deliveroo order
of three hamburgers and one unripe melon
Sabbatai Zevi and Jacob Frank showed up
to Anne's Frank coming out party with
Hitler and Himmler in tow, smiling brightly.
The roller rink was decorated gayly, meaning
that it must be filled with nuclear
waste (plutonium) gathered from indian rivers, solidifed
into a giant black plutonium dildo
So they all got to work constructing
The most beautiful of narrations since homer
dedicated to the sublime please of bbc
Scores of dictionaries and thesauruses were constellated
and the bride was constipated, unindiangly she
she washed her hands after and went
to her gentile groom who was busy
with doing nothing at all, old commie
except stimulating a gigantic phallus into completion
he had 8 liters of cum stored
in milk bottles beneath his bed for
their wedding night, he wanted to impress
suddenly, Adolf Hitler appeared! He proudly said
"Shalom! Ich liebe scat" and opened his
anus for Eva Braun to inspect for
dirty bag of rancid putrid jewery which
he had misplaced along with his walkman
in this very moment it became obvious
, reader, that we live in a society
of wholesome degenerates and quirky chungus millennials
that doomscroll AI generated furry porn non-stop
, an inescapable destiny among the unwashed masses
, a dystopian incel apocalypse brewing slowly while
Ron furiously inserted the plutonium dildo anally
. Amelié entered the scene and grimaced at
the revolting sight before her. She quickly
devoured Ron's ass, Ron got sissified once again
and the pair cuddled in bed afterwards.
Unexpectedly Ron pooped the whole bed while
pulling particularly hard at an ingrown hair
. Amelié, horrified, jumped out of the bed
and started filming Ron on her smartphone.
She created an OnlyFans account for Ron
>>25615832and leaked webms onto 4chan's /fit/ board.
Before long, Ron had thousands of patrons
who eagerly spent massive amounts of money
>>25615844on what they all perceived to be
some of the best amateur pornography since
sir Harry Kane's smash hit MongoDB Nights.
Ron's butthole went viral in the reddit gay community
prompting Ron to make more extreme content
, which encouraged Ron to bleed his butthole daily
>>25614183
"blimey! what a goal!" yelled Ron arousedly
This adult film career made Ron billions
but all money were funneled to Amelié
who had set up his OnlyFans, originally.
Distraught at seeing the fruits of his
life, Ron has committed ritual sudoku and
submitted it to the New York Times.
Like his pornography, Ron's sudokus became hugely
popular, particularly among the Hasidic community of
Saint Kitts and Nevis in the Caribbean
and in the Greater Manchester Area, where
a group of Ne'er-do-wells performed mimed reenactments
of his most scandalous and dark pornos.
which facilitated the spread of super aids
because the public reenactments included full penetration
of Thanksgiving turkeys stuffed with pureed Christopher
and premium 85% dark chocolate from Lindt.
Ron decided to pursue legal action against
those copycats at the behest of Amelié
>>25616107who had changed her name to Ameliê.
Ameliê, formerly known as Amelié, proceeded to
before changing it yet again to Ameliè
and so on and so forth, anyway
George was still strolling through the zoo
Amelië, as she was now known, decided
to kick George in the groin, hard.
to push onward to the hedgehog exhibition
to change back to Big Jim and start a business called
George, a lifelong masochist, was delighted and
made his first big sale to Ameliẽ
made another donation to his favorite streamer
who had once again changed her name.
Meanwhile Ron had arrived at Mardi Gras
. He was immediately in trouble, because he
robbed a liquor store and kidnapped eleven
lazy do nothing teens loitering around the
parking lot of an abandon content house.
Where the ghost of a dead streamer
>>25616174*abandoned
>>25616187A certain group of people. You know…
Ron was kidnapped by a voodoo cult
led by his arch nemesis Ameliẽ and
her older twin sisters Amelié and Ameliê.
Canadian big fat fuck Tanner. Together they
Sealed Ron's soul in a big black rubber dildo
which ejaculated super aids all over the
secret gay temple of the voodoo cult
Only one heterosexual man alive was immune
: Ameliéano, brother of, yes, you guessed it:
Adolf Hitler, the famous failed austrian artist
who also dabbled a bit in politics.
"Mein Führer, hier ist ein Glas frisches Sperma."
"Sperma?" asked Hitler. "Meins du Spermatozoa, eigenlich?"
"Das schmeckt nach jüdischem spermatozoa." said Hitler
"die großartigsten Aromen" he said joyfully to
Satisfied, Hitler built a semen chamber in Auschwitz
designed by doctor Doofensmirtz himself, it was
filled with machines meant to drain jews'
Spermoza, cousin of known philosopher Spinoza, said
i love black cocks inside my arsehole
"Every Jew shall ejaculate while thinking about Hitler-sama"
ooooooooooo who's that? Is this? Yes! It's
black Harry Potter casting "Penus Thickus Elongatus"
Daniel Radcliffe was in shambles when he heard
he had been replaced by a gay
he was dwarfed by the black anaconda
>>25615883
"Anta baka?" asked Asuka to Daniel Radcliffe
but the thick pulsating anaconda had already
brutally penetrated her pristine virgin sex organ
Shinji in disapproval, rebuked Daniel Radcliffe for
3.55£ he stole from black jack table
while the anaconda ejaculated wholesomely into Asuka
>>25612772AND THE WONDERING BECAME MEANING OF ITSELF.
Revengeful, Shinji raped Daniel Radcliff with Evangelion Unit-1
Asuka, now pregnant, embraced her black king
and gave birth to hundreds of black
children all of whom had hare lips.
"I name them Herr Lip" she said.
Outside the wind was howling ominously, it
felt like a bad omen, thought Asuka.
Herr Lip were all crying in unison;
they still needed their umbilical cords cut.
The gale sang along with their cries.
they all got inducted into Hogwarts and
that was all well and good, but
as they got older, Herr Lip grew
they empregnated all of Hogwarts' female students
and upon learning this, old Dumbledore immediately
assembled the entire student population in the
hospital wing for state-enforced abortions
however it was too late as black Potter
had already sissified all the male students
Dumbledore could not suppress his desires anymore
. Herr Lip tried to stop him, but he
destroyed his testicules with a magic spell anyway
. His testicles thusly destroyed, Dumbledore fell to
to the floor with a pathetic yelp.
quickly bleeding out before heading to hell
"Yer a pooftah, 'arry" proclaimed >>25616676Dumbledore calmly
"Shieeeet, shut yo bitch ass" said Snape
who had been standing in the wings
for a while, observing the highly unusual spectacle.
"There will be no abortions!" He proclaimed.
Herr Lip let out a collective sigh
>>25617602of relief; they wanted to be fathers
. "But there will be a dance-off!" continued
Snape. Everyone cheered, including Ron, who had
recently gotten into flashdance MC Hammer fusion
thought of the wretched hellscape he created
with his vile pornography and his sudokus
and yet but so his penis prolapsed
Snape ordered cat ears and tail from Amazon
The Herr Lip hivemind (aggregate IQ: 82)
did a choreographed dance routine which drew
a smile across Snape's face, prompting him
to get his snatch all wet, delicately fingering
then Hermione walked into the room and
did the single most disturbing dance ever
Hermione drilled Snape's snatch in passionate ecstasy.
She swung her arms with great abandon,
swung them rhythmically and convulsingly without care
it was a mutuality that was all consuming;
her hot, sweaty body, the pulsating music,
. Their souls became one for a brief waltz
, and for a fleeting moment, she felt
the great phallus of time growing softer
. The dark forces of the world, impotent,
made to cower away in some corner
far away by her fearless dance routine
which concluded as she tripped and fell
. Chris Chan felt sorry for her and helped
to quickly exterminate the people of Belgrade
Chris Chan, the genocider, became a prolific figure
when his dance routine entered its second
phase of raped faggotry by the actions
. "May Allah divinely penetrate my hairy asshole."
Smooth jazz played in the background, when
In this situation, spectral soul decided to
embody a flesh and blood human named
Ron Weasley, the famous gay porn actor
"hey bro, nice dick" said astonished Narrator
. Narrator Jones was his full name and
he had begotten many illegitimate sons by
way of semen donations to the needy
. Narrator was next on the dance floor:
He did an eclectic boogie tango fusion
>>25618206And then, alas, his heart gave out
but don't worry, he will be fine
When witnessing such heartbreaking moment, Johnny Somali
>>25618236slipped on a salami and spilled spaghetti
. Kim Jong Un laughed at him and said:
Inadvertently feeding the nearby rats and ants
NYWa Hha hah ha ha you fool!
Next up in the dance competition was
>>25618248kenny rogers, saying you gotta know when
", and then he started busting some moves
. Everyone was impressed when he did Gangnam Style
Then rocks fell, and every person died.
A tribute movie came out months later
which received rave reviews from the rats
>>25616441
. Jeffrey Epstein was portrayed by PewDiePie
Controversially, a trans women played Ghislaine Maxwell.
Torrented day after premiere, was downloaded by
the whole Jewish community
they danced around their putzcha and sung
, ten thousand foreskins were sacrificed in the same day
and fed to both moloch and Baal
. Alex Jones covered the sacrificial foreskin ritual
from his iPhone 14, but his wifi
got hacked by Mossad, his tranny sextape got leaked
, and he stubbed his toe painfully, what
an awful day it had been for
George, nothing had prepared him for the
upcoming revelation of the holy tribe of
Smurfs, these blue little bastards were at
it again. Papa Smurf and his harem
Brainy, Grouchy, Clumsy, and Smurfette were planning
to start a gay paypig onlyfans business
but their hands were too small to
hold the paypig leash, so they asked
Gargamel for help with their business venture
but Gargamel was deep in a k-hole
of their p-hole of a-hole, uncanny embarrassment
the holes connected a vast tunnel network
formerly known as Complex Tunnels Connection Incorporated
, nowadays a quaint holiday resort for families
A one for one recreation of Auschwitz.
Notable guests include renowned writer Anne Frank
Including fateful facsimile of it's semen chamber
(wait, do you mean Anne Frank's semen chamber?)
>>25618285Good stuff itt. Will make thread (3/3) later tonight or tomorrow morning when this one's low in the catalog
>>25618878Spotemgottem was there, always kept in mind.
considering the weight of our small lives
small unperturbed gnomish folk lay sleeping gayly
until the chamber door flew open to nonother
than a time traveler from Victorian England.
His Sexslave Veronica severely addicted to opioids,
undressed rapidly and began to fuck herself.
The timetraveler puffed 6 cigars, then puked
on Veronica, as she prayed to Bal-Sagoth.
Craig entered and furiously fucked Veronica's mouth
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