Wordcount determined by last digit of post your continuing Be sure to quote the post your responding toMichael Smith looked up into the sky and
>>25628809saw a flock of birds, but they were all
>>25628813And the end.
>>25628825It began to rain in
PSA: a persistent anon who unironically describes himself as "trollmaster" (lmao) has taken to flooding the thread with unusable word salad. You'll recognize his posts when you see them. Ignore or incorporate them at your own discretion.Catbox is down, here's the full story so far in jpg. Thanks for making the thread for me bud, you forgot "continued from >>25627033"
>>25628827the city's night sky where he saw
>>25628829I think everyone would appreciate if you stopped fucking with the threads. It wasn't really all that funny before and it's stupid now.
>>25628833he had driven
>>25628836himself to the edge of reality
>>25628837with no end in sight. He had
Since there was some confusion in the earlier thread: if the post ends in 0 that's 10 words.If you don't link the previous post and match the words, it's outside of the chain. The first linking is the one that goes in. You may have noticed a troll posting his fan fiction in this thread and the last thread that is mostly content of his own. Ignore that, I always put it all together at the very end in one pdf and it will follow the rules (and your posts that followed the game will be included!) Thank you for your attention.
>>25628838entered into a pact where there was no
>>25628843permanent comforts given.
>>25628848What would Spectral Soul do in this situation?
>>25628856Would she wipe her dirty cunt?
>>25628862Of coursh!
>>25628864The ketamine was working
>>25628869and work work work work working. She shat out
>>25628871--She?
>>25628875Let me check... yeah "she".
>>25628878He decided she should probably fuck right off.
>>25628882Juan too?
>>25628883There's only Juan.
>>25628883Juan's too free...
>>25628885Juan's too free for life.
>>25628887Wan too. Tree's for life, fix heaven.
>>25628892Fuck this.
>>25628892Want to?
>>25628842Actually OP posts pics of every page as they get completed. You WILL commit to the bit, willn't you? Page 3 seems about 2/3rds done
>>25628893Want to be
>>25628896OP do posts like these start new chains and go in or are they just ignored?
>>25628897massaged by tiny Asian hands? An ad
>>25628897a rabble rousing motherfucker of a kind
>>25628901wants
>>25628901shone
>>25628905(I'm breaking the rules because fuck "wants") brightly on a bus side.
>>25628904me to milk my
>>25628900none of this shit's going in lmao
>>25628906asking if I can milk my
>>25628911fucking good... we have some real derailers here
>>25628912just play with yourself atp
>>25628907massive phallus in the most grotesque way
>>25628900Anything following the rules goes in. Don't worry about anyone claiming otherwise.
>>25628920. "Adverts have changed in my lifetime", Rhiannon laughed, "I never
>>25628813blackbirds. "I HATE
>>25629035for hail forgetted your it
>>25628975saw a 50' penis before
>>25628975one two three four five
>>25628948we're up to page 4 now OP, you gonna post it?
>>25629043Juan to see
>>25629043"You think that's
>>25628915he mumbled into his hat
>>25629050how far the power outage would go just when he
>>25629054big? Check this out."
>>25629060Juan pointed at the city's new giant stainless steel penis
>>25629055while twirling his wet butt
>>25629064STOP WITH THE FUCKING JUAN POSTING IT IS RUINING MY THREAD FAKE OP KYS IT IS NOT FUCKING FUNNY AND IS MESSING UP MY DOCUMENT
>>25628267
>>25629064one among the many
>>25629068Damn OP it looks like I, the Trollmaster™, have really triggered you
>>25629074new installations the city
>>25629071I don't understand your motives, dude. If you want to post your own work, there are threads for that. They will critique it and everything. There is no reason to come to a thread that's just a game we're playing and spam crazy comments and gibberish. Or, alternatively, if you want to help, use the rules and make a document that way. Thanks.
>>25629081had recently erected. Juan felt a sticky substance dripping down
>>25629089OP has always encouraged people to compile their own documents actually. You've changed man
>>25629096proof??
>>25629091his pant leg. Was it diarrrhea? Was it cum? Was it
>>25629112Juan again?
>>25629071What is this?
>>25629068- the Juan haters said. Juan didn't mind it and kept living rent free
>>25629115It was blood from an
>>25629147orifice extremely anally stimulated by BBC dildos
>>25629089OP you should take pride in the fact that you've mindbroken meltdown anon so severely he's now LARPing as you down to the typeface.
>>25629160Juan went to the pharmacy to purchase some adult diapers
>>25629172the pharmacist instantly roasted the shit out of Juan
"PRICE CHECK FOR DIAPERS! PRICE CHECK FOR DIAPERS!"
>>25629179Shocked by the price, Juan thought: "Diaperflation is real nigga..."
He became lost in diapered inflation fantasies
>>25629189, which made him wet even more diapers
>>25629189On a whim, he purchased a bicycle pump too
>>25629197, which he used to inflate his penis
>>25629202until it burst. That was the idea anyway. But the more air
>>25629204, the larger the nut grew
>>25629209until his pants ripped open. "FUCK! MY ONLY PANTS!"
>>25629223Juan is free!
>>25629226One two three four five six.
>>25629226He began singing:
>>25629240NO. OP said that the first post goes in. You can't just ignore my post like this. You HAVE to continue the most recent post even if it's just counting
>>25629240"OHHH LAWWD OF NUT! WHY THOU HAS TO BUST MINE LIKE AN IDIOT?!!"
>>25629248Don't continue that post, continue >>25629230. Anon is cheating.
>>25629250"I NUT NUT NUT, BUT NEVER ENOUGH FOR YE CUNT!"
>>25629252he rapped.
>>25629261Everyone stayed silent for 123 seconds
>>25629265and the nigger rip rapped.
>>25629281"Ayyy caramba!! Juan, tus cojones han explotado! - jajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajaja"
>>25629295mindbroken
>>25629300, Juan contacted an Indian surgeon to reconstruct his nutz from scratch
PSA: Some psycho has hijacked my thread and everyone keeps posting in it im going to aproved some of the posts and put them into a docuument so this real venddeta anon who is so pressed and having a fucking meltie mutliple days ina row in every thread i post wont get the fucking credit by attentionn seeking every single time i am running one of these derailing every time
>>25629304but the tools kept
>>25629352getting covered in filth, so Juan's testicles became horribly infected and inflamed
>>25629360. After the surgery, Juan got nutless and jeet'd, forever...
>>25629366roaming the earth, a neutered ghoul
>>25629350What?
>>25629373this guy has been harassing my threads for the last week it has been insane. If only he saw how hard i'm smirking at his attempts- you saw how every thread was getting derailed for the last two by nonsense posting and counting and then by words that sort of sounding like they were counting? I have to thank you for that, but now he is continuing his very best to have a meltie every day
>>25629384Sounds like maybe both you and him are starting to take the thread weirdly personally
>>25629373Asked Juan to the almighty Nutlord
>>25629389, "can I do to fix my testicules? I can't
>>25629388Because he has a vendetta against me and has a meltie every thread derailing it with posts that arent funny and dont follow the story? i'm smiling so hard right now your probably him have a normal one i'm ignoring all you're posts btw.
>>25629398Sorry you've gotta go through that OP, dude sounds like a real creep. Thanks for keeping the thread running anyway.
>>25629393keep living like this.""Nutless Juan, you must look inside yourself.
>>25629393be a macho anymore
>>25629402Your not OP faggot even though your orentening lol no one believes you anyway
>>25629415I'm not pretending to be OP though...?
>>25629410Juanito, you must find the hidden nuts of your own spirit."
>>25629418Juanito scowled in concentration. "I can't do it!"
“Believe in yourself” said Nutlord, fading out from this plane. “Beliiiiiieve...”
>>25629421"Reading Jordan Peterson made me metaphysically nutless as well..." - Thought poor Juanito
Coincidentally, Jordan Peterson was in town
>>25629441, and as soon as Juanito heard that, he
>>25629478had the dawn shift which was as cold
>>25629417No. one. be. lieves. you.
No one loves you either
Michael texted Juanito: "Sausage party tonight, u cummin??"
Self-loathing thoughts crowded Juan's mind as he started his shift
>>25629541Juanito: "Cant starting 36 hr shift :("Michael: "nigger"Juanito was shocked
>>25629570Juanito: "How did ya get the N-Word pass??"Michael: "I'm friends with the notorious Rap Nigger"
Juanito: "Didn't he rape like a hundred women? And some kids?"
>>25629597Michael: "Yeah he did, but I ain't racist nigger"
The semen of the seamen was
>>25629658salty.
Juanjeeta was on cumguzzling duty. Today he was assigned to
OPs mother's cum-filled centipede-infested black cunt
He sighed. He hated Mondays. As he gobbled OP's mother's mumcum,
the earth began to quake, like
PSA again: Some psycho has hijacked my thread annd everyone keeps posting in it im going to aproved some of the posts and put them into a docuument so this real venddeta anon who is so pressed and haivng a fucking meltie mutliple days ina row in every thread i post wont get the fucking credit by attentionn seeking every single time i am running one of these derailing EVERY TIME
>>25629350>>25629864Brother anon, just say what's bothering you without passive-aggression or irony.
>>25629866I'm just smirking so hard a tvendeta/OPs twisted attempts against me he must be having a real good meltie today
>>25629835OP's mother vibrator, the ceiling
>>25629879i'm not op so fuck off dude
>>25629879Why do you think I'm OP what makes you think that
>>25629881Juan...
>>25629912Juan too...?
>>25629914Juan to clean floors.
>>25629915Juan to clean floors nights?
>>25630000Juan to clean floors, right now at this very moment?
>>25630000Oh wow i have ten whole words to contribute let
>>25630000Juan to clean floors nights with fetish bait wine then
>>25630003Juan's too free
>>25630008Eight words is a lot let me think
>>25629879began to crumble and cave in. A loud crunching
>>25630014Oh! I've got it!
>>25630047Juan's too free for live bricks splevin!!
>>25630052Two words
is all he
>>25630055Managed to say. Five words
>>25630057is all he managed to comprehend. Nine
>>25630053Three words here.
>>25630064And I have four.
>>25630058hours spent begrudgingly having fun. "FOCUS," Juanjeeta whispered
slapping himself hard. "Need to FOCUS on my MISSION."
>>25630072he chudded.
He suddenly grew moody, morose. The reason: he saw an fruit fly.
"Am I the one?" He was in fact not the one
>>25630104known as Rap Nigger.
>>25629071
>>25630110 who was presently sucking five simultaneous cocks at Michael's party
FOMO reaching an all time high, Juanito left work early
>>25630123Fan fiction has plenty of threads. We appreciate you incorporating some of your strange posts into our game. As usual, the official pdf will be posted at the end.
>>25630218>Fan fiction has plenty of threads. huh? no it doesn't
>>25630185He got on the bus
>>25630234and noticed a kid
Then he noticed kids in every seat
>>25630430going heaven cut over slacks six thirsty pork finds funny
Juanito began throwing a fit on the schoolbus. The children
giggled and threw food at him. Juanito ran up and down
the aisle absolutely fuming
His rage had no particular target or cohesion. The combined stresses of
years of trauma
>>25630481Juan
his soulsucking job, his crippling loneliness, his gradually declining health,
his chronic pain
all released in a violent
>>25630546screaming in the obnoxious kids faces
"SIX SEVEN! SIX SEVEN!" the children taunted
>>25630670, which made Juanito jump out the bus and into traffic
"HALT!" Juanito screamed at
an oncoming semi. But the driver
was driving Kukirin scooter
>>25630123i wrote like half of this page lmfao
>>25630744worse thriving cook in her school
>>25630686malted burrito Teams chat
>>25630545was Sonic's bane and Juan
>>25630807I think everyone noticed their shit isn't in there and random shit is so thanks dude, loved reading your thing.......
>>25631207example of a post missing?
>>25631044Couldn't fry an egg
>>25631272unto me
without burning it
I can't believe you've done this. I can't
won toothy for hives
... Juanito was ran over before he finished the sentence
>>25631325have gaysex without fried eggs
40 tons of steel
>>25630218thanks for doing this op; looking forward to how it comes together
>>25631344Rap Nigger, the notorious nigger rapper from Niggerville, showed up at Juanito's funeral
>>25631359He delivered an emotional eulogy: "I first met Juanito
in Puerto Rico, it was on the beach, day was
Wednesday
just breaking. He was drinking the seawater. I asked him why
the wind blows
and then I farted
magic
>>25631398truly exists
in this world. Juan by Juan,
>>25631408 Juanito by Juanito,
I mean, we all fall into the ocean, eventually. Juanito was
>>25631456saved, but now he is dead
>>25631464, and before he was dead, he was saved
, by me, and he saved me
Rap Nigger interrupts the eulogy, and falls to his knees, crying in abysmal grief
"I can't live without my Juanito." He pulls out a gun
>>25631532, and shoots his penis accidentally
"MUH DIK!"
"ACK" - he squealed
The mourners couldn't help chuckling in this moment
"This shit ain't fair"
He fired at the mourners but shot himself
making them laugh harder
>>25631613. The mourners laughed so hard at Rap Nigger, even Juanito resurrected to laugh at Rap Nigger
