Dear Lord, God in heaven... please NEVER allow me to fall in love with anyone ever again.

dubs and I'll confess my feelings of love to him before the other anon

>>25635980
>>25635985
like cross-cutting between two characters fated for each other at the beginning of a romance story

>>25635988
I know that feeling all to well my friend. It's a special kind of hell.

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Last thread I couldnt help but notice we have some aspiring philosophers in our midst, so as the resident epistemological mechanic I hereby extend an open invitation to anyone looking to partake in some friendly discourse to pass the time.

Mostly because I can't sleep, and I am too tired to properly focus

Moar like "philososhitters" kek

>>25636021
TRUE xD

hello le losers

Other than a tongue and some scales a snake is a lot like a long shit. Both of them lay in the sun on a rock near vegetation, both become more like a lizard if you attach four short legs to them. There is an Native American legend about a snake going up your ass if you are inattentive, and so they removed the tip of his nose so the snake would be less pointy, less like a shit.

>>25635973
Oh my, how cultured'nt

Is the biggest whitepill/blackpill the knowledge that there's nothing after death?
Anytime I want, I can just end it all?

>>25635988
nice dubs

>>25636035
Actually, after much consideration, the conclusion I've reached is reincarnation is real. After all, if the process exists for your current life and consciousness to arise, why shouldn't it happen again?

>>25636035
>Is the biggest whitepill/blackpill the knowledge that there's nothing after death?
>Anytime I want, I can just end it all?
You need to conduct a Pascal's Wager mate: there are infinite ways in which thought could proceed and a finite number of ways in which thought could not proceed. Pascal's Wager strongly suggests you should become Buddhist, because you are going to [or are already in] hell, and you had better fucking learn to deal with it.

The modern queer wave in the west is a result of the increase in changeling and fairy population caused by loss of sexual esteem in the members of a failed colonist nation. Changelings, those are infants who are swapped with eachother or replaced by an entirely magic asshole at birth by fairies. They’re fae themselves just by the transaction, either queer from the beginning or made to be an odd duck by the parent who knows something is off. The children are not a result of the apparent sexual union, whether anyone sees it or not. It produces unexpected child psychologies each gay and magical and artistic and black and fathered by your neighbor. Just look at what happened to France after Haiti and Algiers, the paternity test is illegal in that country now, you understand. So when you culturally accrue some horrible sin where in US national men have lost of epic battle against some Black people you have so arrogantly designated as laborers due to their color, your bitches get turned on by people other than you, including those Black people. And back when the magical universe exist existed. People used to handle this by talking about changelings and living with them. Again, that’s ‘Changelings’, infants who are swapped with eachother or replaced by an entirely magic asshole at birth by fairies. So just watch it when go get all jingoistic on some demographic dispute, they might send a cryptid or something to fuck your wife and get away with it. It happens, man.

I really wish you were here.

This sure is a pickle. Maybe we should ask our resident epistemological mechanic for advise??

Question; What the fuck am I supposed to mean when I say that?
Answer: I don’t know, and that’s okay because it’s important because it meant something to you

>>25636046
But I wont be "me". The composition of elements that conform my current awareness depend on the environment too. So maybe I shoot myself right now, and when I am "reborn" the world is radically different.
Or if you mean being reincarnated as a fish, then I'm just not this guy writing this, so it's not me.

>>25636051
Sounds about right. I fuck with Buddhism. But sometimes I also fuck with materialism and the permanent dissolution of the components of this awareness by putting a bullet through my head.

>>25636018
"The search for happiness is finding your purpose through harmony of your material and intellectual powers."
What is it with philosophers using way too many words to communicate simple ideas

>>25636018
Sure. What do you want to talk about?

>>25636063
>>25636051
Buddhism is gnostic nihilism for bitches. Taoism is non-gnostic nihilism for chads.

What if every load of semen released for a woman (real or fictional), whether in sex or in masturbation, were collected in a jar with that woman's name on it. And the more semen in it, the more woman power she has. Who would be the greatest semen demon in history? A modern porn star?

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>>25636087
You're preaching to the choir babe, but to be fair, in this situation Polo, being a fan of Aquinas, is trying to map the thomistic hierarchy towards God unto the human consciousness. I'm sure he would argue that "Harmony of your material and intellectual powers" can only be achieved through aligning yourself with your transcendent existence.

>>25636123
Hello philosophy-sama. I am a lowly post-modern existential faggot, am I just cooked?

>>25636109
I'm more of a pong to another persons ping honestly

>>25635973
Why am I so neurotic? The slightest annoyance makes me stressed af

Am I crazy or did Japan basically just stop making cool stuff around 2005-2010

>>25636130
Fair, I'm also drunk, but I'm more of a semiotics, political theory, and art history sort of guy.

Any recommended authors I should read from an epistemological perspective? I've always been more of a pragmatic sort of guy after going through the mandatory neo-platonist phase, but Camus and Kierkegaard are the last two guys to really jingle my johnies, and I'm always looking for new stuff to read. Maybe Spinoza again, but goddamn the axiomatic style of writing reminds me of grotius and fills me with dread.

Its amazing how many dudes Moldbug one-shotted by saying "Look I know who Thomas Carlyle is"

>>25636146
i was a hardcore weeb when i was a kid, watched all the anime on toonami, fox kids, kids wb, etc. I even had a subscription to shonen jump.
Anyways, yeah, around the late 2000s anime stopped being cool to me, it turned to moe shit like lucky star and melancholdy of harhui suzimyah, which was a suprise since i grew up on shonen shit like yu yu hakasho and dragon ball z.

Anyways in recent years its started to recover for me, hunterxhunter and jo jos bizzare adventure were alright

>>25636125
>am I just cooked?
Well... It doesnt bode well :/
But fret not dear one, for hope is ever abound. One line of reasoning to lure you out of this bottomless pit could be that
your mind simply attaches meaning to the world around it, even the label "no-meaning" thrown around by the post-modern existential faggots has been attached meaning. However if you simply recall the days where you still were a child, with a mind yet untainted by the pollution around it, carefree and joyful, you will realize abandoning labels could be a first step towards a blossoming mind.

>>25636136
How do you feel about waiting in line?

Have you ever argued that a coupon should continue to be valid despite being expired the manager of a store?

Does your mother involve herself in your life largely through the medium of guilt?

Just checking.

We have lost another bosom to the snow

>>25636146
You're just a millennial coming into contact with the notion of nostalgia for the first time. Someday you'll read a post from a zoomer lamenting about how Mr Beast was so peak between 20xx and 20yy and fell off afterwards and realize they have the same brain disease you do about your thing.

You should reach out to me.

>>25636158
But meaning is relativistic in that context. I can ceed that there is ordinal meaning beyond what I know in what we share together, but there is no way I can ever understand anything beyond that. Even if truth exists, I dont think a mortal being can ever know it based on two limitations: they're stuck temporally, and they're stuck geographically. So, because meaning can shift over time as context changes, it cannot be known totally by something that wasnt around since the beginning, and since it can vary with distance, it cany be known by something in one place at once.

I reconcile this aspirationally: I do good because I want to, and it's productive to the shared experience I can verify as being beyond my own subjectivity. I also function in a sort of continuous improvement model where I adapt new heuristics as they become applicable. But, as you can probably guess, it'd be nice to care about something for a real made up reason rather than because I'm spiteful due to the absence of a reason.

>>25636163
Is there anything from post-2010 Japan that you consider really impressive?
00s Japan had the golden age of vocaloid, NicoNico Douga, Shibuya Kei, last really good era of Studio Ghibli, it had the VN boom, the original shounen boom, it had classic 00s japan rock like The Pillows, great experimental stuff like Boredoms, Berserk, The climber, peak of quirky harem stuff etc...

Honestly the last thing I saw from Japan that seemed like it was trying to do something unique and new was Hibike Euphonium. But I didn't actually watch it so some anime fan is probably gonna disagree. Idk I feel like Japan is just on autopilot as a culture now. Like Chainsaw Man was supposed to be the next big thing and I watch it and it just felt like a more plain version of old school shounen. There are more kids talking about One Piece now than Chainsaw Man because CM honestly isn't that amazing. And Japan has embraced remake culture even more than Western countries. Every game I loved as a kid like Final Fantasy, Silent Hill Resident Evil has just had its reputation crapped on via remakes. Idk man I feel like Japan doesn't give a fuck anymore

>>25636176
Dorohedoro was insanely good, but that's about it. Chainsawman is a pile, I agree about that

>>25635973
Where did you get this picture of me?

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>>25636171
>>But meaning is relativistic in that context.
Sure but I used meaning as a function of the rational mind. By foregoing attaching meaning and putting concepts haphazardly in categories, I'm implicitly arguing to go beyond purely the rational. C.f The heart Sutra. Emptiness is form, form is emptiness etc etc
Polo, the guy I'm reading about now, called it going overcoming the mental boundary.
Your mind yearns for meaning, and gets naturally upset when none is to be found. Hence why I say, go beyond your mind and learn to not operate primarily on a verbal level.
> But, as you can probably guess, it'd be nice to care about something for a real made up reason rather than because I'm spiteful due to the absence of a reason.
Well I wouldnt say I was ever spiteful but I get where you are coming from, and it took me a long while to go somewhere else

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My soul has been curling up like a dead spider.

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>>25636149
> I'm also drunk
Dear friend, may I ask you a question? Why do you voluntary diminish your rational faculties? In my opinion the sun in the sky needs no clouds to furnish it. Or perhaps its incessant glare illuminates parts best hidden in shadow?

also giving ur likes, im assuming you already have read The Use and Abuse of Art By Jacques Barzun, so imma drop one of my fav book just cuz (its kinda semiotics related) :^)
>Any recommended authors I should read from an epistemological perspective?
also if imma be deadass honest with you, ironiaclly im not too sure what you mean by this

>>25636245
You should get a haircut, maybe have your toenails done. You can do that you know

>>25636245
UNCURL IT THEN
Ever seen curling?? Get a broom and start sweeping!!

>>25636260
You just oxyecholalimoroned youreself

>>25636262
okay :)

>>25636263
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0b8_kqWmPNE

>>25636176
Maybe what you don't understand is that I don't like any of that shit very much because I have no nostalgic attachment to it. That's what nostalgia is, outsized affection for things from your past, especially from your developmental years.

For peak spiritual health, one should ideally listen to Beethoven's 9th Symphony at least twice a month
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ixpfgm_xxSE

>>25636291
>outsized affection for things from your past, especially from your developmental years.
I'm not a nostalgic person honestly.
When I was a teenager, Ghost in the Shell and Serial Experiments Lain were the cool and underground things to be into and you were like a cool person if you knew these things
I thought they were cool for a couple years but then I stopped giving a fuck entirely. But somehow people are still into those things even now.

The other day some dunning-kruger fuckwad called fascism "an error in human behaviour since humans are hardcoded to be social and cooperative" - I found this intensely amusing given what the fasces actually symbolizes/stands for, which was completely lost on the pinko redditor though of course. The thread hit 404 before I could roast him, alas

Sex. Sex is on my mind. I want to get it on. I wish the girl of my dreams was here and she was horny like me and we could just bang for a couple hours until neither of us could stand anymore.

i got tomorrow off for diwali

>>25636319
i'm planning to goon for a few hours tonight but later after midnight i want to see if any good new album drop first

I can’t wait for tomorrow. Nothing bad can possibly happen on a Friday.

>>25636319
Those who live according to the flesh have their minds set on what the flesh desires; but those who live in accordance with the Spirit have their minds set on what the Spirit desires. The mind governed by the flesh is death, but the mind governed by the Spirit is life and peace.

Getting violently stoned before my shower.

I'm so tired of brown people, man.

>>25636343
That's why the spirit minded are RETARDS because they have their mind set on NOTHING because the spirit doesn't EXIST

These are my real thoughts, but how I would write them in sixth grade.

I wonder if my mother is just really unintelligent. I hate to write this; doing so is a confession.

>>25636372
If I'm too high the shower is the only thing that helps. Sometimes I fuck it up on the weekend and have to stay in there for a while.

Get that peppermint soap from Dr Bronner it makes you tingle and feel singed, in a pleasant way. The Tea Tree Head and shoulders does a different version as well, I found out about that during my anti ringworm crusades post BJJ classes. Use it like body wash.

I expect a report in some later iteration of this thread

Writing a novel in which one character (male) slowly has his nervous system rewired to respond with feelings of comfort and safety when close to, in contact with, or being ordered to do something by another character (also male). On a scale of 1 to 10 how gay does this sound?

>>25636393
My mom is incapable of winning at boardgames. Family boardgame night she was always dead last. It was like playing with a monkey.

She's a nice lady but not super bright.

>>25636396
8

>>25636396
>respond with feelings of comfort and safety when close to
5
>in contact with
7
>being ordered
9

>>25636396
You should probably read Naked Lunch first. There's a section about that. In Naked Lunch it's 10/10 gay but I could see it going down as far as 5/10 gay.

If I remember correctly you are told as an aside that a man has been trained to shit himself upon seeing his trainer, after which the trainer "screws him real good," with some implication that he wouldn't want to miss out on the delight of the other man's embarrassment and loss of autonomy.

>>25636398
>It was like playing with a monkey.
Fucking hell lol
Have you always known your mother to be a bit dim, or was there a moment when you realised? Was it painful?

>>25636413
(Samefag, elaborating.)
I remember, primary school aged, asking her, for whatever reason, what deaf and dumb meant. She replied inability to hear and see. I obviously knew this was wrong, but refused to acknowledge it. I then repeated the meaning of this in an embarrassing argument at school. I refused to accept that she was wrong, even as I obviously knew. Why?

>>25636400
>>25636402
Does it become more or less gay if it's an unintended side effect of something and not deliberately done to the guy?
>>25636403
That sounds gross

>>25636395
I've definitely washed with Dr Bronner in the past, it's too harsh for my skin though. I like Native body soap, it's much milder & better for sensitive skin.

>>25636413
I didn't notice as a kid. She doesn't seem dim in normal life just kind of passive. She's always been really bad with numbers and strategy and the like.

Just applied the lotion.

殺人放火金腰帶,修橋補路無屍骸

>>25636427
Maybe I will try the Native shit. Normally I use Dove or Ivory, I take at least two showers a day and if I use something harsh sometimes it's itch city in bed. The Dr Bronners is just for weed hijinks in the shower, I like to get a girl in there and get her with the Dr Bronners.

>>25636426
It's one of the grossest parts of the book, but definitely not the only gross part. At least that part reads like an invention. There's an earlier section where he's talking about getting two Algerian boys and making them wrestle because he likes to see how upset it makes the loser of the wrestling match that the winner gets to fuck him. That one reads like it was out of his diary.

Holy crap, Lois, there's a copy of The Turner Diaries on AudiobookBay!

I was reading Naked Lunch early on in the summer, got like ~75% of the way thru it, got distracted & never returned to it. I'm still meaning to. It's pretty goddamned surreal.

>>25636469
The cut up reading technique.

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____making _ex _i_h ______ ________ !

On a side note, today is where the beard disappears. Hope all my worries will go with it.

bro i have a weird headache again i wonder what is doing it

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Just cached my fuking weed vape. FUCK!!!!!!!

>>25635973
If I was a woman I'd post nudes of myself on the internet often. Facelessly, of course. But I'd probably do it a few times a month.

>>25636319
Blegh

I'm nothing more than a fat, fucking black tranny.

I'm nothing more than a fat fucking black ass tranny with AIDS & a hairy mangina.

I think I need two wives. One to love and adore and one for sex.

I have a moist, hairy mangine.

I wonder what the dynamic was between the connection that reading can provide vs. the alienation that having no one to talk about said reading with was like in the past. Like if I read John Gregory Dunne contemporaneously, lacking an expectation for mass communication, would I not feel melancholy that I probably wouldn't be able to find someone to chat about him with? I wish I knew more old people, the only ones I know either had the privilege to be parts of literary scenes that most of the country has always lacked or don't really care about reading in a social sense.

>>25636487
Cached? Dubs and I smoke in the rain.

>>25636507
Never read Dunne. Is that Didion's husband or am I confusing him with someone else?

>>25636499
That's called a mistress, goober. You change them out as you get tried of them.

>>25636507
There are tons of old people in book clubs. Some of them would kill to talk to anyone who isn't old.

>>25636511
Yeah he's pretty good he's a bit of a funny moany prick in a way that you could imagine in another universe he caught on on this board. Also fun to read his occasional reference to her if you like Didion. Thanks for youing my dooming I'm on here for the first time in close to a decade wishing jannies would embrace being a slow board and clean up some of the bait threads.

I was looking at porn on Twitter and I saw an anonymous exhibitionist woman tweet something like "seriously the best part about being a woman is being stretched out and split open by a huge cock" and it had a few hundred retweets from other women. I don't think getting my ass fucked is the same thing as whatever they're talking about. I'm curious what they mean but I would have to have a pussy to know.

>>25636521
Are you saying this because you have had your ass fucked?

>>25636518
I'm not in a part of the country where I can access book clubs that would read the stuff most interesting to me but I agree that I should be less judgmental and give it a shot anyway. I love A Lesson Before Dying.

>>25636521
>"seriously the best part about being a woman
Now see me as a rational individual, I would imagine the whole ability to create life would be number one. Silly me, I guess my brain hasn't had the good fortune of going through decades of deterioration via birthcontrol pills yet

>>25636525
In any given senior book club there will be mostly normies, but there will be a couple of them that normally would read more worthwhile books and are just in the book club because getting meaningful social contact of any kind when you're old is nearly an impossibility. Just because the club is reading X doesn't mean everyone there loves X. Show up, let it slip that you like the authors you do, see if anyone perks up.

>>25635980
Rolling for you, mate

>>25636523
Yes. It's nice. If I was gayer I would like it more. As it is, I think it's fine.
>>25636526
The ability to create life also comes with a severe loss of autonomy. The Twitter porn women sometimes wish to be impregnated or pregnant but it's not because they want children more so they want a man to claim them like property or similar. I gather that this (claimed like property via impregnation) is an uncommon kink but simultaneously more common than you would think but still uncommon. I'm slowly learning that it's more common for men to have kinks but those kinks are generally low-temperature as in feet, maid outfits, big tits, the like, and less common for women to have kinks but the women who do have them have high-temperature ones as in kidnapping, sexual slavery, forced impregnation, the like, which is odd. Of course sexual proclivities do not mean they want to be raped or kidnapped for real.

I miss Quora. It was a glorious place for math and science questions until 2018 or so. It became a monetized hellscape and then an AI-driven hellscape.

>>25636541
maybe its time to stop listening to women
maybe its time to stop listening to Twitter
maybe its time to stop listening to degenerates

>>25636541
You mean to say it's possible to get gayer than having your ass fucked?

>>25636543
ever browse stackexchange?

>>25636545
Yes, which I know sounds strange. There are levels to the whole faggotry thing
>>25636544
IME people who describe others as "degenerates" have similarly intense sexual fantasies that they don't conceptualize as fantasies or that they don't want to admit to having. Also IME they get very angry and very defensive when you say this to them which is understandable

>>25636545
Let me tell you about a magical place known as the Mineshaft...

>>25636547
Yep, I am fond of it (barring StackOverflow)

>>25636555
fuck off faggot

>>25635973
Dear [NAME REDACTED]: If we didn't both know the same people, and if I wasn't trying to avoid them, and if I didn't think you would eventually tell them we fucked, I would fuck you. But unfortunately I think that you would eventually tell everyone we fucked, and I don't want the people we both know to know that, now or in the future. So I will fantasize about fucking you instead while having normal conversations about books with you.

>>25636343
I would welcome death at this point, she's better than living like this.

>>25636507
>Like if I read John Gregory Dunne contemporaneously, lacking an expectation for mass communication, would I not feel melancholy that I probably wouldn't be able to find someone to chat about him with?
The rise of film probably cannibalized most of the audience for high-brow lit
I think that probably in the 1800s and before, they didn't have this dynamic of being able to access books so obscure that you'd have literally no one to talk to about them
It would be sorta like Netflix where everyone is universally familiar with the popular releases, and even the unpopular ones are still popular because reading is just the thing everybody does

Something that's sad about getting older is seeing so many doors close
Most times when people say "doors close" it means you had some opportunity and refused to take it
But in another sense it means, "At age 16 you had a sneaking suspicion that the world worked this way, but now you're certain beyond all measurable doubt that it does work this way"
And what's weird about this scenario is that if you happen to refuse to accept the fact that the world actually works this way, and go on being undecided about it, then the world's just going to continue to provide you dozens upon dozens of new pieces of evidence, and it literally won't end until you finally give up and say, "Okay fine, the world works this way".

I always think I'm being nuanced and mature when I refuse to change my beliefs based off a few pieces of evidence. But time and again, life just continues to give me countless pieces of evidence until I yield and accept that I'm wrong. It almost seems metaphysical sometimes, you know? Like if our universe were truly determined by random, mechanical forces, then you'd expect it to provide you with enough solid evidence to keep stringing you along for 50 odd years on some false belief. But the world doesn't work this way at all. The universe is always incredibly upfront and forthright with its lessons, and it basically always comes down to us holding out and refusing to accept whatever lesson it's trying to teach us, for whatever reason.

>>25636646
Nah man. Of all the people who have ever lived, you or I are the ones who have it figured out the best?

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after trump, after the alt right, the coming zeitgeist is coming into fruition, it will be techno fascists vs woke 2.0. this will be the main tension of the coming years

>>25636681
Woke never existed for real, it was just a phantom the right would conjure when they wanted to look like they were at war. If you mean the new narrative of the right will be Tecno Fascism vs a new pretend force that is both incompetent and an existential threat, yes, that's possible.

>>25636683
>Woke never existed for real
What do you mean by that? The word refers to real behaviors and trends that absolutely happened

>>25636683
woke was real, around obamas second term liberals got a lobotomy and went mask off, thought they were the new ascendant and would be in power forever, so they decided to become stick up the ass moral police, a mirror image of right wing evangelicals, except blue haired cat ladies telling you to check your privilege. a cacophony of trannies and brown people blaming white men for everything wrong in the world, assigning whiteness as some sort of original sin that could not be forgiven. this led to a wave of reaction called the alt right which trump surfed to the presidency

Woke 2.0 will be more class conscious, the DSA looking to regulate the tech oligarchs and AI

>>25636685
The alt right was never real it was a fed psyop.

>>25636686
"nothing is real mannnnnnnn" *takes hit of doobie

I really want to see Wild Horse Nine, I really like Martin McDonagh's work

>>25636681
The techno fascists will just give in to woke. AIs trained to exposure NYT/NPR liberalism and nothing else. These two groups were staunch allies under Obama, Trump I and Biden.

>>25636684
The term is something the right adopted to talk generally about the left. It was never a cohesive idea within the left, and was never used seriously or broadly by actively functioning members of the left. It may have been coined by some Wakandaite who used it sincerely to refer to the political action philosophy of his floor of the dorm, but it is not representative of anything real in the left.

>>25636720
>but it is not representative of anything real in the left.
the summer of floyd

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I am finding out the meaning of the word comfortable

I look completely homeless. Rain thin, unshaven, haven't showered in I can't remember how long; and the ironic thing is that I've seen people lusting after girls that are like me (I'm a man). Shows how much of an advantage women have.

>>25636737
everyone on this board is a tedious sadsack whiner, i hate it

>>25636752
They sure are... But I'm cool right??

>>25636752
then leave

I can't wait to put it in my mouth
Up my crack, in my ass
I'm so horny I can choke and choke, on a cock tonight

>>25636754
aw shucks you've won me over

>>25636756
you're right... why am i still here... what a hypocrite, i'm so pathetic!! farewell then

wolf cuts on girls are so fucking hot

>>25636796
wolf wat?

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I want to oil her tits up.

>>25635973
I can't believe I now respect Vidkun Quisling a little bit more than I used to.

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>>25636799
This right here.

>>25636806
When I was in high school a classmate of mine took the bad decision of coming to school wearing a very thin sweater and no bra. Just so that one could see her small tuberous breasts through it. I have no way of describing the experience of looking at them up close, as I did by accident, other than a tasteless taste, a sensation without a feeling, a vague impression. I still see her in uni from time to time; always I am reminded of her small, yet firm, tuberous teenage breasts, with pointy brown nipples, poking through a sweater that was too thin.

>>25636859
>pointy brown
dropped

>>25636859
It was technically the first time I saw a woman's tits. Not counting my mom.

The second time was more conventional, I touched them, whatever; my hand felt dirty afterward; sullied; I had to warm some water and stick my hands in to feel them clean again.
>>25636860
I hope whatever you dropped didn't break.

>>25636863
Only ever got to touch tits once but it's the best feeling thing you could ever feel. Nothing compares. Sex must be pretty good, too, but I never got that far.

>>25636863
Ironically her skin is milky white. Her nipples were just dark. It was several years ago and I don't exactly treasure the memory. Idk what color they really were.

Just gave an interview with one of the major newspapers in my country. I’m fucking exhausted. No, it wasn’t /lit/-related, but i just need to vent somewhere.
It’s kinda funny, the exhaustion is so pleasant now… just sitting on this couch, knowing that i’ve done what i could is really fucking rewarding.

Three years of work and the showdown has started. Gunning at multinational corps ain’t fucking easy but hey, it just might work.

Thanks for listening, chat.

>>25636868
I grabbed them and felt nothing. Some vague sense of dissatisfaction, maybe.
>>25636871
I wish you well. And pray whatever you did this for was worth the pain.

>>25636886
>I grabbed them and felt nothing. Some vague sense of dissatisfaction, maybe.
I'm sorry that you're gay.

>>25636900
Why?

>>25636886
It definitely is. Knowing you didn’t just stand by and watch corruption happen is very satisfying.
Also, you seem to be more of an ass man.

>>25636859
One of the most vile posts I’ve ever seen.

Dear 4chan and its valiant inhabitants,

I believe in the power of this community, and I'm asking you to help break the voting button by casting your votes for a wonderful person, a poet, a friend, and a father.
https://dantebus.com/concorsi/opera/477729?fbclid=IwdGRjcAVal6xjbGNrBVqXTWV4dG4DYWVtAzEwMABwZG9mBXNydGMGYXBwX2lkDDM1MDY4NTUzMTcyOAABHz0TBBwFXHn1iHlro8T28StInxrDSOKYdk2gRuQ0V6L0bnq71AA-uGnZWU8y_aem_SCSrWSSI1JRyeT-yA9nYdA

>>25636910
>clicking some shit with a giant tracking url that looks like a malware payload
yeah nah

>>25636909
Why do you think so?

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>>25636905
Because it's bad. Homosexuals destroy their body, they spread STDs at an absurdly disproportionate rate—compared to normal people—because they're extremely promiscuous (hypersexuality is very common among victims of sexual abuse) and refuse to use contraception, pedophilia thrives among homosexuals (twink culture), and they reproduce through child abuse.
It's a mental illness and we only stopped clarifying it as one because we abandoned God. Even the Ancient Babylonians saw calling someone gay as an insult and doing so wrongly was punishable by flogging.
>but it happens in the animal kingdom too!
So does incest, rape, cannibalism, murder and war. Man is supposed to stand ABOVE mere animals.
It's also not true. Exclusive homosexuality (being purely interested in men) is exclusive to humans, and sheep.

I do not hate homosexuals, the same way I do not hate schizophrenics, neither can help it, but I despise homosexuality.

Lust is matter's dream of eternity.

This board aint ever say nothing good. Its clear nobody know anything

>>25636929
I guess I respect your position. But there are other options between loving to touch titty (btw a sin, and even when at its most kosher still le bad) and some caricature of homosexuality.

P.S: The modern concept of mental illness emerges at the same time The West™ begins to Abandon God™. Your affirmation that 'we' have always affirmed it was a mental disorder before 'we' abandoned God is an anachronism.

>>25636952
i think this guy is onto something >>25636933

>>25636966
Yea maybe if he actually wrote something intelligible

>>25636720
It doesn't matter what the left thought about it, it describes their behaviour and general worldview in a consistent enough way to know and predict their behaviour.
Look at it this way: no one cares if a heroin junkie embraces the label or not, it just helps other people know what kind of things to expect if you leave them alone with your possessions.
Woke retards would get up in arms about racial issues or gender issues, generally without even knowing the facts half the time, demanding change and reform that leaned left more than it has every leaned right. Just because they didn't explicit quote from Das Kapital doesn't mean they weren't leftist.

Goddamn, the choice and use of music in Scrubs is truly inspired.

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>>25635973
What keep you going lads? for me fucking nothing.

>>25636960
I don't usually get into mental illnesses being demons right away.

>>25637039
make out with the liquor store guy
elope with him
start a new life
drunk as can be

>>25637039
Nothing, actually. I'm trying to let go and be more positive. Why? I'm attatched to categories that bring me no joy, and if I dissolve the difference between this and that I hope I can acheive a new level of effortless insight.

I dont have to be superman, that's a narrative. I just have to do my best and put out what I want to get back without resentment.

We don't have to take our
CLOTHES OFF
To have a good time!
No, No!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HWZisnZ-RGE

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>>25637039
If I kms'd my family would be sad.

Every now and then I get inspired.
When reading a good book, listening to an interesting speaker or while thinking about life.
When I get inspired I want to express what it is that inspires me, build upon that.
It has been happening more often this past year. In a period where my life seems to be more stagnant than before. If you had a camera crew following me you'd never guess I had any interesting ideas in my head. It all lives in my head.

Sometimes I play with the idea of starting a substack or get back into journaling.
I'm fine with (barely) anyone reading it, it's just for me. But this inspiration usually pops up at work. Then when I get home I'm usually too busy with the family and other obligations.
The time I get for myself is at night, during the weekend. But then I usually choose to play video games.
And so the inspired moment fades. It'll come back again in a few weeks, maybe even days.

I wonder if I'll act upon it one of these days or if it's a light that will burn out once I get older.

>>25636929
>and they reproduce through child abuse
Anon sometimes dudes are just fags. This point gets thrown around by /pol/ types a lot with the implication that it's some kind of secret truth or whatever but it's not.

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>>25637054
>This point gets thrown around by /pol/ types a lot
Probably because it's true lol. This isn't even some /pol/ exclusive thing. There's been multiple studies regarding the topic but obviously it's not very popular to talk about something like that, since it contradicts the whole "it's actually totally natural" angle, and isn't compatible with the absurd image of a wholesome LGBT "community".
https://pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC3535560/

I'm not basing my opinion on /pol/ posts, by the way, I'm basing it on a mix of facts but mostly real life experience with people who were abused as children and also identified as some kind of LGBT.

Today's vocabulary goal: use the word "peremptory" in a sentence.

I'm so horny today, I woke up in the middle of the night and wanted to fuck my GF but was too tired. Tonight I will creampie her asshole.

>>25636720
so like "alt-right"?

>>25637039
Hedonism, curiosity, "ambition" (more like fantasy), my family.

>>25637052
The problem with old age is that you decline and you (usually) know that you have declined. You see people like you at the grocery store forgetting things or trying to pull out of the lot the wrong way or whatever and realize you're doing the same thing. If you've been doing something habitually for years like journaling or whatever you'll sometimes keep doing it but starting new things gets harder and harder both in actually doing them and in being motivated to do them.

ITS FRIDAY FRIDAY

>>25637095
Similar, yes. Pretend I claimed that going forward there will be two factions, the Democratic party and the alt right. The second one being a non-entity that never had any real cohesion and didn't really apply that term to themselves. Stating my claim in those terms makes it a ridiculous claim if it's examined at all.

>>25637131
I'm feeling a bit devilish today. Did something good happen to me?

>>25637039
I am like a river in a river man. You wouldn't get it.

oh man these tony's cheese pizzas from the dollar store (which cost $4, thanks trump) are so unbelievably tasty

>>25637152
There was a vibe shift in the atmosphere.

>>25637139
as opposed to "techno fascists"?

stressed and depressed

>>25637194
u guys got the day of for diwali?

>>25637173
I'm middle class so I get 45 dollar pizzas at a place that has a fire feature in front of it. They like to put dessert shit on them like figs. I hate it.

I'm a faggot

>>25637039
I randomly feel happy from time to time, so I assume it will happen again.

>>25636837
Not a wolf cut and it sucks

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I used to complain about the quality of /lit/ a lot. Then I discovered that every website is like this. Actually, our entire culture is like this. When your complaints are directed towards a singular community, they feel a lot more valid, a lot easier to make. But when they're directed towards an entire society they feel much harder to justify. Because it's 10000x easier to suspend yourself in a perpetual state of cognitive dissonance than to accept that you're actually alone on something. That nobody is coming to your aid. That there's not some vibrant community out there of active, intelligent, young people out there working towards something. Really, there's nothing of the sort at all.

For example, the idea that there's some kind of "Conservative savior" is the most absurd and laughable premise. There is no such thing. Read Kierkegaard's, "The Present Age". Our society is all a million people telling themselves that something's about to happen, but nothing ever happens. If you want something to happen, you have to make it happen. If you don't do it, it never will. I'm serious. If You, the person reading this, does not do it -- assume it will never, ever happen -- and you'd be right.

Knowing why isn’t enough.

>>25636018
>Mostly because I can't sleep
I swear, once I actually get a functioning sleep schedule I'm going to ascend beyond ascension.
Something akin to Super Saiyan 2, Im going to superascend frfr nah nah we def aint capping bros

Realized that most of my social interactions just consist of me laughing politely at bad jokes.

>>25635973
With the Province—already completely Romanized—serving as his base of operations, Caesar undertook and successfully completed the conquest of the greater part of Gaul (1). He and his successors kept the Celts firmly under the heel of the civilization that had spread from the south. The numerous colonies established throughout the land functioned, in effect, as garrisons, actively promoting the dissemination of both Eastern blood and culture. In these Gallic municipalities—where everything, from the official language to clothing and even furniture, was Roman, and where the indigenous people were so thoroughly regarded as "barbarians" that a nobleman might even take pride in having been conceived through his mother’s affair with a man from Italy (2)—it was entirely unremarkable to see legionaries born in Syria or Egypt, cataphract cavalry recruited from Thessaly, light troops from Numidia, or slingers from the Balearic Islands patrolling the territory. These exotic warriors—ranging in complexion from various shades of copper to black—moved constantly between the Rhine and the Pyrenees, altering the ethnic makeup of the population at every social level.

Yet, while it is clear that the Celtic element remained largely passive and lacked influence within the broader Roman world, one must not overstate the case; the civilization of the Cymric peoples continued to exert a subtle influence on the instincts of their mixed-race descendants. The pragmatic, utilitarian spirit of the Gauls—thriving, in fact, within the very shadows that concealed it—continued to develop, sustaining agriculture, commerce, and industry.

Was Arthur de Gobineau a time traveler from the 21st Century and why does every single one of his paragraphs read like a sloppy online effortpost? He was writing in the year 1853 c'mon how can you make up this shit. This text needs to be discussed right fucking now.

>>25637277
huh?

>>25637395
It is, therefore, an indisputable fact that the Macedonian-Aryan element managed to maintain its superiority in Asia; and, although heavily contested—and in most places even nullified—it remained capable of producing practical results of considerable importance (1).

(1) Hellenism still possessed enough distinct character that the Seleucids were driven by religious fanaticism to persecute the Jews. See Böttiger, op. cit., Vol. 1, p. 28.

The Western multitudes were loosely united by the common use of Latin; but what was the nature of this Latin—which had spread from Italy into Africa, Spain, Gaul, and Northern Europe, following the right bank of the Danube and occasionally extending beyond it? It was by no means the equivalent of Greek—even in its corrupted form—which had spread throughout Western Asia as far as Bactria and even the Punjab. It was scarcely a shadow of the language of Tacitus or Pliny; rather, it was a flexible idiom known as *lingua rustica*—blending with Oscan in some places, pairing with the remnants of Umbrian in others, and elsewhere borrowing both words and grammatical forms from Celtic. Furthermore, among those who aspired to a more refined manner of speech, it leaned as closely as possible toward Greek. A language with such an undemanding character was admirably suited to the diverse remnants of various nations forced to live together and find a common means of communication.

My brain is about to explode.

>My brain is about to explode.
Why?
Also stop posting ai slop, or pure quotes

>>25637436
he is thinking bro, calm down; that's how he thinks

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>>25637126
In my case I did do journaling, I just stopped once life got too busy. The hope is that once I get to breathe a bit I'll pick it up again.

As for aging. I really get annoyed at old people doing things slow. The people who seem to be in their own universe blocking the isle at the grocery store or walking at a pace so slow it should be considered a sport.
I can't imagine becoming like that, although I imagine it would be nice to be that unbothered by other people.

>>25637092
She has a perfectly capable vagina to fuck. Maybe it's your inner faggot coming out and wanting to stick your dick in a shithole.

My first titty touch was on a school trip. I was talking to this fat emo girl and she asked if I wanted to, so I said yeah and we went behind this info sheet thing. It wasn't sexual at all, I just wanted to know what big bouncers felt like. Maybe if I was attracted to her I would have felt differently, but alas I felt nothing. Sometimes I think I should get it together, get a job, get the money, get a girlfriend etc. but I can't imagine myself doing that. It's just stressful and unrewarding. I'm at that age where everythings pretty much cemented. I've fucked it all up. Oh well :/

>>25637503
you and me both brother (sans the titty part).

i have eaten

Was that you or not?

Nick Land is right now calling the election stolen and says Catturd is a great intellectual.
Biggest fall off of a 'philosopher' ever?

>>25637568
he shat on moldbug though
W

>>25637569
Moldbug has his issues, but I haven't heard Nick Land utter an interesting idea in about 10 years.
He's actually, unironically become the fat slob MAGA uncle who watches Dan Bongino for his news.

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I'm browsing ancient /lit/ threads on warosu. How far we have fallen, bros..

>>25637252
Literally from an article about wolf cuts.

>>25637527
Fuck off, schizo. ESLs like you aren’t wanted here.

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>>25637635
kindlemogged in 2010...

>>25636871
Hopefully there will be no pictures because old fat χίμαιρα with woman’s head and man’s body like yourself is better to be kept away from the public eye.

>>25637649
>kindle with physical buttons
VGH

Been eating a lot of homemade French toast for breakfast these last couple weeks and I swear my farts and shits have NEVER been more heinous smelling. I make these nice, neat little solid turds now though so you take the good with the bad I guess.

>Just recalled a cringy action I did a decade ago
>start instinctively hitting my hit trying to delete the memory
To my dismay, my puny hands aren't capable of dealing sufficient damage for such a task. Ideally I should invest in a weapon of some sorts

>>25637494
Anal feels better and I can cum in here without worrying about pregnancy. I'm gonna fuck her ass extra hard now because of you.

>>25637690
I wanna do anal to my gf too but it sounds like a huge fucking hassle with too many risks of being unpleasant for both of us

>>25637701
What do you mean hassle? Ive never had a problem. Just use some lube big dog.

>>25637704
You're not seriously telling me that you just lube your dick and get that thing in there. You're larping, or are you a shitdick enjoyer?

The morons are yapping again
Why do I linger here...

I brought three burritos home to span the weekend but have already eaten two of them. I'm also maybe the only person in this thread who is neither a horrendous fatbody nor a razorous ghast.

>>25637701
So long as you don't do it right before she has to take a shit and use a silicone based lube it'll be fine. Get her an hour after she takes a dump or whatever and go one finger two fingers dick if you're being cautious. You only have to do that extended deep douche with a carwash wand stuff if you're gay and are going to have a petrochemical industry adjacent three hour long deep drill fist and fuck session.

Don't use water based lube as her asshole will suck all the water out of it and it won't work for long. Don't use coconut oil or whatever either. Silicone based one like Swiss Navy.

Girls can enjoy it and can have an orgasm from it, but if they're not into it mentally that won't happen. It's like their pussy where you can just simulate it the way and make her cum whether she feels like it or not.

>>25637739
*it's not like their pussy where you can just simulate it the right way and...

>>25637739
What if I am a gay bottom

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>>25635973
I'm high and I just read the pepsi-arnell pdf. His hungover, underpaid intern ass did alright, but I think if he had the time to do it, he could have expanded on every point he made ad infinitum. He could have made some real Alister Crowley type shit. A whole pepsi bible. The force of the magnetic pull of the earth on a pespi bottle, and the angle of the point at which a pepsi can tips over, compared to the angle of the equator in earth's superposition. You can just keep going down to crazier and crazier asspulls, like a fractal. God it would be beautiful.

I use obsolete language. I have assimulated it.

>>25637784
m3 2

>>25637776
Then you should be practical enough to buy one of those things you swap out for your shower head and wash your guts out really well. And get some poppers.

>>25637712
Genuinely shit has never been a problem for me, as in it has not happened.

If I have to shit before and after my shower it's usually because I rushed the pre shower shit. In any case, the post shower shit I refer to as "secondary shittage" in my mind and should probably stop doing that because it's stupid.

I remember seeing this video about a decade ago on Worldstarhiphop or youtube about this dance competition where one guy was chosen at random in some sort of lottery for the women to dance on while he was laying on his back, and like 10 minutes into the whole thing, after 3-4 competitors kept humping his body while scissoring over his dick for minutes on end, the dude visibly came in his pants, then the announcer stops the entire competition and starts repeatedly shouting "WAIT HOLD ON HE JUST CAME IN HIS PANTS HE HAS CUM IN HIS PANTS" and it's like the perfect nightmare fuel of a video, he has like four stage lights beaming straight on him, he's laying there with a huge wet spot on his pants, the announcer keeps shouting about him having cum in his pants, and there are also like a hundred people around in the audience and like dozens of times more watching the thing online probably. I think I would have fallen unconscious from the humiliation if I was him.

>>25637848
He'll never catch that dragon again. Why live?

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Chloe asked me a few hours ago when the next time we would see each other. I told her I didn't know, probably a while. But also jokingly "we always find our way back to each other". We had a great breakfast at a diner, then grabbed a coffee and shared a cigarette. Right after we went back to my place. Just wanted to spend a little bit longer together. We laid down in my bed and watched stupid videos. I laid my head on her thighs.

We laughed, we relaxed, I messed with her and annoyed her a bit, it was so pleasant. Then it came time for her to catch her flight. She looks over to me and says "thank you so much for your help, I really appreciate you". I ask her to come down to me and give me a hug. She lays on top of me and I hold her tight. I really had a good time with you, she agrees. I tell her I always have a good time with her.

She tells me to not drink so much. Mhmm I say. Don't smoke too much. I won't. Enjoy your trip to Japan. I will. Take lots of photos. Yes maam. Send them to me. I will. Eat lots of good food. Mhmm. Take care of yourself. I will. Finally I tell her I'll miss you. She'll miss me too. We hug for a little bit longer and then I squeeze her a little bit tighter. She gets up off of me, and I walk her out to her ride. We hug once more. "Love you". Love you too. We let go and she walks away while extending her hand towards me. I reach back out and our hands briefly touch. Bye Chloe.

Bajingo, bajingo, bajingo. I can't even look at my own bajingo.

>>25637848
lolol

To be fair, what did they expect to happen? Is that not why people go to strip clubs?

>>25637874
they expected to humiliate a man for cumming, i imagine

>>25637690
Maybe you should just fuck a man too. Also has an anus and can't get pregnant. You're looking for a man to fuck.

>>25637739
>Get her an hour after she takes a dump or whatever and go one finger two fingers dick if you're being cautious.

>Hey I just took a giant wet shit an hour ago, want to stir your dick in my ass?

Sick

>>25637880
You cannot imagine the disappointment I experienced when I was 13 and I discovered asses are full of shit.
By then I had consumed porn for years and I had a fixation with straight anal and ass worship and anilingus. I just wanted to tongue fuck an asshole so bad. Saw a video of some sluts shitting milk on a bowl full of cereal and eating from it and thought "fuck that's hot". Lots of hentai with those hot steam sweat clouds and guys sniffing asses and I wanted to do that too.
Then I discovered the wikipedia article on anal sex or whatever, and I discovered there's this huge disgusting process that needs to happen beforehand because anal sex it's actually downright fucking disgusting and dangerous and so fucking gross because the final tract of the digestive system is as vile as the rest of it.
Some classmate showed me an amateur porn video of a girl taking it up the ass and shitting all over the dudes dick and I almost vomit, but more than that, I felt so embittered.

My uncle installed some thing on my Amazon FireTV that allows me to stream pirated movies instantly, so now I can finally become a cinephile!

>>25637503
i'm 36. live with my parents. neet. no money. failed career. heavily in debt. divorced. childless. no degree.

i have only touched big fake tiddies. (ex had big fake tits).

>>25637937
Fake, no one's life here is that depressing.

>>25637503
>fat emo girl with big tits
Damn I am fucking jelly

been having horrid dreams lately. the last five nights.

weed and cocaine are my coffee and tobacco

>>25637937
Same, except divorced and fake titties.
>>25637941
Pffft. Amateur.

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>>25637941
damn.... to hear that from someone else... my feels...

>>25637937
>>25637937
>i have only touched big fake tiddies. (ex had big fake tits).
my fetish, how many cc?

>>25637937
>heavily in debt. divorced.
Failed normies are just premium laughter material haha

>>25637966
1000cc

big ole fat tiddies. i miss them so much. would get my dick so hard

>>25637969
damn thats massive wtf. Was she fat or what

>>25637967
i'm quite the opposite of a normie. i just tried real hard to adapt. failed obviously.

>>25637970
tits on a stick. thin. nice ass. natural hourglass shape. she was actually really hot. could've done modeling.

>>25637971
>i just tried real hard to adapt. failed obviously.
Failed normies are just premium laughter material haha

>>25637974
how did you meet her wtf

>>25637976
yes i failed to be a normie.

>>25637978
high school. she gave pro head. no teeth touching. plump lips. cock kisses. gentle. deep throat.

>>25637974
1000cc on a thin chick means everyone stares at her in public, like freakshow stare

>>25637987
yep

>>25637969
post pic, head cropped

Where do your friends go? Where do they see you? What did you want to be? Ah, shut the hell- shut your mouth.

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I'm in a vulnerable mood

I had this horrible dream where I was wrestling with somebody and they stuck their finger up my ass and it hurt like the dickens. The pain was intense and realistic during the dream, yet my virgin butthole seemed completely fine and unmolested upon waking so I don’t think I was drugged and raped or anything.

What the fuck?! My dead older brother doesn't have an apparent internet recorded obituary? Fuck you. Fuck you! And what I mean by that, is fuck you!

>>25638027
Why is that anyone else's problem? He wasn't the center of the universe. Neither are you.

>>25637880
>>25637913
Neither of you retards have had a colonoscopy yet? The inside of your ass isn't slathered with goopy shit from front to back. The turds are jammed all the way up in the back and unless you go trying to root them out you won't seevor notice any meaningful amount of shit when you fuck a girl up her ass.

Couple of virgin dweebs.

What should the next /lit/ fad be? I feel like we are due for a new one. Probably the last big one was the Dosto boom, from what I remember.

>>25638026
Getting a finger jammed up your ass unwillingly is a rite of passage for every high school wrestler. It's done under the prestenses of getting a grip that will be used to flip you over one way or another but really it's to humiliate and bugger the junior member where your experience with the sport for your first two or three years is to do everything in your power, to use every bit of strategy and viciousness in you, to try to come out ahead of your opponent and to fail in that task. He still beats you. Getting a vicious finger up the ass in the process just makes sense.

>>25638045
esoterik kantianism

>>25637040
Well that's a more traditional standpoint, Some retarded pre-modern one, but I have to respect you for holding it.

>>25638054
That doesnt really sound exciting. And too esoteric.

>>25638045
Oh, I forgot my recommendations
>Snobmaxxing, like the good ol days
>Boomer paperbacks, because they are fun and controversial

That time I had to reveal to my 18 year old girlfriend I was a drug addict because I didn't have time to snort a line in her bathroom, so I did it in the car next to her. Regrets! They're painful.

>>25638045
Buddhism but if Buddha was a Dominican.

>>25638040
Ew you stuck your dick in the poopoo hole

"Handjobs" are so cucked. What do you even do? Just look at her as she strokes you off? The whole thing is rather insulting

>>25638095
It's what my dick signed up for.

what if the inside of your ear felt as good as you pussy?

Anyone got a link to some kind of "top 100 entry level arthouse films" list or something?

>>25638102
In theory I feel you, but in practice, so much of the enjoyment of sex is psychological, an aspect which handjobs provide.

i kinda dislike modern health culture because on the one hand obviously it is true but on the other hand it's obviously mostly promoted as an ernst becker "denial of death" type thing. we have to pretend that illness is real or at least only real intellectually and conceptually as opposed to a real thing that will happen to us inevitably, because once we admit the realness of illness then we also have to admit the realness of death

it's a motte and bailey. "death is not going to happen because illness is not going to happen if you do everything right". death here is the bailey

>>25638132
Yah, but I aint sharing it with the likes of you

On one hand, I think the wife not taking the last name of the husband is totally cucked. On the other, as an Asian man with an Asian last name who's only into white and hispanic girls, I wouldn't want to curse them with my hard-to-pronounce, ethnic last name.

>>25638165
no need for you to worry about that. those girls don't want you.

>>25638172
Fortunately, I'm part white, so yes, they do. If I were full Asian, yeah, I'd be fucked.

>>25638173
you're delusional, elliot rodger.

>>25638180
No joke, when that ER thing happened, my parents called me into their room and went, "damn, he really looks like you... are you still a virgin? you're not gonna go crazy like him, are you?" fug

Anyone else seethe when they come across an anon with a better prose style (for posting on imageboards, but still)? Takes a certain kind of intelligence and deftness to be able to write that well in such an immediate and casual context.

>>25638298
no i think that anyone that writes with flowery prose on an imageboard is a huge fag

>>25638304
Nah, it's not flowery prose that impresses me on here, but smart, precise academic prose. Like this one is really nice, >>25629779

Being able to write that well off-the-cuff is impressive, and makes me more than a little bit envious.

>>25638040
Virgin because I prefer to have sex the non fecal way.
Do me a favor and smell your cock when you had your fecal sex. Tell me it doesn't smell like the shit she took an hour before hou went it.

Um... actually? That's, like, Reddit. Soooo... yeah

>>25638165
>in order to enjoy thing I must cuck myself its the only way
Being Asian sure sounds epic.
>>25638373
This, but unironically.
>>25638352

>>25638376
>This, but unironically.
Are you saying it's reddit to appreciate the prose of another anon on the /lit/erature board?

>>25638389
Swoon all you want, cupcake. Just mind the gaps between the lines.

>>25638376
Um... actually? This is also, like, Reddit. Soooo... yeah...

>>25638392
Ah yes, the dichotomy of reactions toward something proficiently written: envy or "pfft, trying is, like, so reddit bro".

>>25638165
The Hispanic last name system is for this reason superior. Also very convenient when doing genealogy.

>>25638389
Yeaaaaa, that post you posted its clearly written by a midwit, reddit is midwitcentral, liking midwit stuff is reddit etc
soooooooooo the math do be checking out is be

>>25638405
Portuguese too, I guess. Two last names ftw.

the time to goon is now

>>25638405
Ah yes. Thesaurus word. Misunderstand the point so I can pout.
>>25638404
Too meta for me, personally speaking.

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>>25638414

It seems that the more sensitive a person is, the more powerful of a psychological defense system they need to survive in the world. If a highly sensitive person reaches adulthood without developing a fine-tuned protective mechanism, they often get psychologically destroyed or crippled by some event. This often gets labeled as a schizophrenic break, and there's some truth to this, but it's a product of a nervous system being forced to run over capacity for a prolonged period of time

Nothing is more symbolic of the death of Trumpism than Elon Musk announcing he's shutting down the Cybertruck after losing $420 billion when the AI bubble popped

>>25638438
kinda sad
But I also don't know wtf he was thinking with the cybertruck to begin with

>>25638438
i mean all trump had to do was not start a forever war quagmire in the middle east, but he just couldn't help himself, now it's over, the communists will turn america into brazil

>>25638438
Funny number.

my closest friends all but quit gaming (6/6) and we already only got together like 3~4 times a year. i'm at an age where meeting new friends is not easy. i got baited by these faggots

>>25638456
dude gaming is boring now

>>25638456
join a combat sports gym

>>25638459
bro i feel u the only game i can get into is overwatch and even now i'm finna install that mf cuz i finished all the battlepass tiers except the grindy ass titles at the end, i actually bought underkeep today and it's a well made game, but i played for like an hour.

>>25638456
yeah, my friends are obsessed with video games, anime, and sports and i have little interest in such things. it is what it is.

>>25638466
anime is so fucking dumb there are handful of movies that aren't stupid but all the tv shows are just utter slop

>>25638447
The Democrats didn’t deserve to win, but the Republicans deserved to lose. It is what it is, these guys were too arrogant

>>25638467
Japanese media is an aesthetic experience so it makes sense the stuff with the best (=highest budget) visuals and music is the most moving
Japanese writing is REALLY bad

I bond with my friends mostly over music. I have never had any fellow bibliophiles as friends unfortunately.

>>25638471
no instead of wasting money on the iran war we'll pivot back to wasting money on the ukraine war, nothing will change, maybe they will marginally raise taxes, and let some criminals out of prison, but over all everything is just going to be the same

>>25638476
>I bond with my friends mostly over music.
you mean like going to concerts? Otherwise how hollow are those bonds omg