Wordcount determined by last digit of post you're extending. Continued from >>25642305Meanwhile, in Australia, the land down
Story so far: https://gofile.io/d/E4g6dHTo
>>25645662under, the
>>25645674mates of one Gordon
>>25645675Galloway were having a barbecue
>>25645677Gordon himself, though, was conspicuously absent because
>>25645700he's a twat when it comes to the grill, therefore
>>25645722he was
>>25645739(3-12 words at a time)
>>25645739planning on absolutely ruining that barbecue for everyone involved
>>25645773Current plan: bees
>>25645825, honey marinated pork chops and
>>25645829a live adaptation of Warhammer 40k classic Horus Rising
>>25645745sorry. what do you do for 1 and 2?
>>25645831and a gun. George was insecure about his barbecuing abilities since
>>25645842I'm just following the last digit (and 0=10) i have no idea why its 3-12 in OP
Silly
>>25645842>>25645851You'll figure it out bros, I believe in you.
>>25645854Well if you are OP your post text doesn't confirm it's last digit +2 so it's mixed signals. Plus I'm not here to do maths
>>25645863Nope, it's not that. If 0 -> ten, then 1->...
>>25645869Exactly, your gay little idea is unintuitive so I'll just let the troll ruin this one
>>25645847that one barbecue where everything went wrong
>>25645942It was January 17th, 2014. George and his at-the-time fiancé Charlene were
>>25645949preparing their Masonry Firebox Backyard BBQ Grill Kit^TM (pictured)
>>25645962The grill, from Heritage Backyard Inc., included a side brasero and flange
>>25645972which would eventually cause the demise of Gordon's betrothed. Here's what happened:
Trollmaster's bot is back. This is incredibly frustrating.
>>25645983dw dude, Grok will automatically cut out posts that 1) do not follow the post number (100% effective anti troll measure) and 2) any posts that appear to be bot posts
>>25645980The admirably constructed grill, available in stainless steel or black
>>25645992(or purple lime stone at a higher price point), had a built-in
>>25646000slanted Argentine V-Grate with a drip pan, to reduce flare-ups
>>25646004. Charlene went to mend
>>25646008her "kiss the cook's wife" apron, as Gordon
>>25645983Nah, not yet. Check out the sequence from >>25643866 onwards to see what the botspam looks like, and laugh at him for his desparation. If he decides to bot it up again, real ones will be able to ignore it.
>>25646017was turning the knob on the gas canister
>>25646037for the pyrotechnics display they had planned
>>25646045for later in the evening.
>>25646049Their friend Rod arrived. "Say, Gordon, that's some grill!"
>>25646058And this is when disaster struck: Charlene turned
>>25646049"That's some grill", said Gordon with defeated sigh.
>>25646066around too fast and knocked against
>>25646098a garden gnome which in turn knocked over
>>25646105a pile of firewood, which
>>25646112, in a Rube Goldberg-esque manner, knocked over a large stone sculpture, which
>>25646127fell onto a plank, catapulting a gas-soaked
>>25646137piece of cloth onto dear Charlene's head.
>>25646162Charlene, screaming, tried to dunk her head in the rainwater barrel, but
>>25646170being effectively blindfolded she mistakenly went to the gasoline barrel
>>25644059
>>25646179Engulfed in flames, she fell into the rear brasero
>>25646193head first and
>>25646185I'm glad you included the bot posts, their lowkey hilarious
>>25645983Yeah he got past OP lol this shit rules
>>25646219freaked the fuck out, aflame, freaking the fuck out,
>>25646281and burning alive until she wasn't alive anymore, leaving only ash
>>25646298that freaked the fuck out, being her ash,
