would you join the feds?
I'd hide the thread.
>>23563710It's okay, gays are welcome too.
Fuck off glowniggers
Kill feds hang Biden.
>>23563697No.
>>23563697Yes
>>23563697If I join do I get a free Marasai ?
>>23563697Yes especially the Titans draft to Spacenoids
>>23563845Do I get my own Puru if I join Neo Zeon?
>>23563697Yes.
yes if I was a little war orphan and she molested me every night
Yes, but for Mirai, not Matilda.
>>23563904If you pass the piloting and assholery exams to bump up to the titans, yes. Otherwise you get a shoddily refurbished GM"II" with the pilot seat's headrest missing.
>>23564643made for hotglueing
>>23563697Sure, why not. If the doujins are correct you not only have the Fed girls, but also get all the Zeek girls as sex slaves after their iteration of Zeon inevitably collapses from infighting and backstabbing. Win-win.
>>23563697
>>23563697>live on earth>life is total fucking squalor, fucking zeeks keep annihilating every settlement i try to flee to>never been to space, figure shit's too fucked on earth>join the federation thinking i'll get an opportunity in space>a bunch of grunt bullshit and nearly getting turned to paste by the fucking shockwaves from zaku guns>finally end up in a mission that takes to orbit, apparently we're going to a side to try and shore up some influence up there>take the first opportunity to go AWOL once there>run into some weird bitch who mumbles under her breath at me about some incomprehensible bible shit and tells me to "beware">not a problem as i'm not a christfag>sneak into a refugee transport vessel, already thinking about finding a new life on the moon and maybe getting a job with anaheim or something since i saw some shit in the hangar bay one time>decently long trip, wondering how the fuck long it takes to get to the moon>the refugees aren't refugees, they're fucking zeeks in disguise>we're heading to some asteroid (???) instead of the moon>hear something about a doberman jockey>suddenly everyone starts panicking>something about an anvil taco, i don't speak zeek>why is there a fucking dom in space>everyone starts screaming and praying with like three screeching SEIG JOHN on top of their lungs>hear an explosion>just wanted to get out of this fucking war and find a cute moon gf
>>23564194Yes but she will order 66 you if you don't defect to Glemy's faction.
>>23565410>take the first opportunity to go AWOL once thereThis is where you fucked up.
>>23563697Anon she's a married woman.
>>23565939Just bc there's a goalie, doesn't mean you can't score.
>>23565933Bio-Haro has a taste for human flesh
>>23564194Hand out Purus like candy.Heterogeneousfags on suicide watch.
>>23563697Ew no, Zeon 100%>char, gato, ramba ral - literally sex machine men
>>23566467Is that a de-bullpupped EM-2?
>>23566474Not really? Not sure either.https://www.imfdb.org/wiki/Mobile_Suit_Gundam:_The_08th_MS_Team#Zeon_Assault_Rifle
>>23566485Yeah, think it's just the grooved... whatever that part at the front is called. Feels like "foregrip" isn't right.
Hamon or Matilda /m/?
>>23566504Puru.
>>23565939Every dude, Amuro included, still wanted to fuck her.
>>23566374https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=faNw-GXefqQ
>>23565939Just call her mommy, problem solved
>>23566573Hello Chief Denim :)
>>23566374>Putting in Gato but not Delaz
>>23565926That's fine. I'll play along then pull out with her when the civil war engulfs both sides. Will have to work overtime to help her overcome her conditioning but with any luck we'll make it to Jupiter and become space pirates or something
>>23566559THE SCENT OF A WOMAN NOT A PURU.
>>23566606Puru is woman enough.
>>23565939Weren't they about to Mary?
>>23566358Hnng, thick puru thighs/legs
>>23566467>kickass mobile suitsYeah a whole dozen of them for the whole earth theatre. The rest of the troops get a standard tank if they're lucky and a GM ground type if they're unlucky
>>23567028Yeah, they were engaged, but they both died before they could get married.
Feddie sluts
How about Christina?
>>23566358glemy could have gotten all men of axis to betray haman if he only gave them a puru wife in exchange
>>23567323Was he interested in Leina too?
>>23566358Puru thighs are a miracle of the universe.
>>23566374Zeon really is for fags huh
>>23567387That they are.>>23567397Maybe for the old fogeies of OYW, but not with Neo Zeon.
>>23567295I thought so, if Woody died first Amuro could save Matilda and marry her, and possibly have a good happy life
>>23567397Appreciating men of power for their sexual prowess and might is for those who truly understand the finer things, not flailing around limp wristed like those feddie degenerates. Somebody should drop a colony on you>sieg Zeon faggot
>>23567406I prefer the newer consumer friendly model
>>23564643