It's his birthday today. Say something nice about him
Here's your present, Casval.
>>23626813You are without question the worst human being I have ever had the displeasure of knowing. You are small, egocentric, petty, vindictive and weighed down by so much bullshit you shouldn't any right to say anything about gravity. You are the scum of the cosmos and have done nothing but damage and destroy countless lives because you are a constant and monumental walking vagina. Fuck you and burn in hell.
>>23626813he's never betrayed anyone
>>23626813Thanks for countless wasted children you hot waste of space
>Born just a couple of days before him>Also obsessed with speed, brown women and prepubescent girls>Also a fuckup in life with a broken familyI guess it's a Scorpio thing, I can see where he's coming from I guess
>>23626813He gets great moments, and is the most engaging character in UC. Char is the only guy they constantly try to recreate in every other Gundam.
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>>23626813Happy BirthdayHere's what it would look like if Char piloted his own Zeong!!! :O
CCA was a mistakeHe should've been happy
I love this idiot so much.
>>23626813He gives great head. He just goes down there like a Dyson and starts sucking on that carpet until you go crosseyed. The best four minutes of my life was in that handicap stall at that Applebee's I hate him so much.
>>23627169It would've been seven if you hadn't kicked the stall door open. I still can't go back to that Applebee's.
>>23627263It's the only Applebees that isn't under Federation rule and the only one that still has the brunch burger and Dollaritas during happy hour. Fucking backroom deals with Zeon, Axis is up to shady shit as always.
>>23627265I heard they use Anaheim machines to make ice cream and shakes.
>>23626813Happy birthday red comet! As a special day I got a surprise for you! Its your very own customized RX-78-2 right out of Anaheim electronics factory http://gundamguy.blogspot.com/2014/11/mg-1100-rx-78ca-char-aznables.html
Do you think Axis has a Taco Bell or do they have a knock off Taco Bell because they can't get the licenses and shit? This is the kind of world building I am obsessed with. I need to know what a Zeon North Korea Taco Bell is like.
>>23627285They probably have things like that new Russian McDonald's or KFC which was originally the brands but bought by Russian companies.
>>23627365iirc didn't they start Russia-ing up Zeon over the last ten years or so?I recall Behind The Front the Zeek engineer spoke (an atempt at) Russian
>>23627568Might have some Russian ancestry since UC at that point was quite multilingual
>>23626813Rest in piss.
The mascot is Challia Bull and his secret Newtype herbs and spices.