>Geez are you still hiding in your room? Listen Anon, we're all grateful that you piloted Gundam but you can't stay cooped up all day! And you've barely eaten a thing. Here, these three tiny sandwiches will give you the energy you need to fight. >Also... I didn't want to say this to you on the bridge, but your quarters have been smelling really funky lately. *Sniff Sniff* Pee-YEW! Sayla was right, this place reeks like old squid. Everyone can smell "it" but they're too embarrassed to confront you. So for the sake of your fellow crewmen, could you stop touching yourself every single night? It's making everyone uncomfortable.>Hey! Please make eye contact when I'm talking to you. What's that? Speak up.>You don't want mayo? *Sigh* Oh-kay Anon, I'll take it back and ask them to make you a sandwich with no mayo, AND the crust cut off. In exchange, just promise me you'll try talking to another girl sometime this week.>Any girl. Please.
>>23671237The new gundam movie written for modern audiences is going to be so fucking good Bros
>>23671237No, it goes like>Amuro!>Amuro!>Amuro!>Amuro!
Hey Anon forget that bitch and consider joining Zeon my dude. You can jerk it as much as you want, that's basically all we do all day long
>>23671242Ryu Jose will now be played by a fat black woman. Nobody noticed.
>>23671250And that's a good thing!
>>23671237>Point towards my bed>"I shat myself">Start laughing uncontrollably>Shout "Clean it up Janny"
>>23671309So this is how the federation does things….
>>23671294Wasn't he black in that FMV game?
>>23671294Unironically what Tomino would want.
>>23671237>I’m THE child soldier demigod of war who is single handedly turning the tide of an interstellar war. Last week I saw my dad asphyxiate into retardation and this week my libtard mom called me a murderer for defending myself from the colony droppers. (Also the redhead MILF I love died) For every 50 Zakus I annihilate I have one wank. You are a babysitter. Every other teenager on the ship stepped up and picked up a gun or manned a station. Everyone except you. Do you belittle me because my courage reminds you of your own cowardice? Take my cum sock and begone.
