In a recent interview with Quattro Bajeena, the Mobile Suit pilot was asked about rumors regarding a potential relationship with Haman Karn.He responded: "Who?"
>>23780886i came here to make you laugh
Sir, she is one of the multupile underage girls you allegedly had sexual relations with. Its right here in one of the emails you sent to Commadore Blex where you stated "girl is thicker than a bowl of oatmeal."
We're not going to name it The Lolita Express and we are going to stick with the name Argama.
>>23780886>not wanting to fuck thisMommy issues is a hell of a drug
>>23781122Its only widely off model because her ass isnt that small.
>>23781109>issues is
>>23780886You aren't fooling anyone.
>>23782925Too old for Char's tastes.
>>23780886>I'm here to drop colonies and laugh at you and I'm all out of colonies.
There is nothing wholesomely romantic about these two, but I still love them together so much. It really is like that old sitcom trope of the husband just hating his hot nagging wife. For whatever reason it just gets me everytime.
>>23783407They're toxic but it's fun
>>23783411I think the power balance helps with that. Judau is a kid so it feels imbalanced, and Nanai is a subordinate. Also, in universe there aren't too many people who can or will say no to either of them, but these two just go toe to toe with each other and not give a shit, so it seems more like a fair fight which makes the toxicity seem less toxic in a way.The fact that they somehow share custody of a kid together is also fun. It's a perfect shitstorm.
>>23783407>If this man doesn't lick my pussy, I'll kill him!
>>23783431>The fact that they somehow share custody of a kid together is also fun. It's a perfect shitstorm.average day in Deikun household.
>>23783443>I told you I had a thing with Amuro and YOU would need to pick Mineva up for violin practice tonight! I left you an effing note on the effing fridge! Maybe read it next time before you drink a whole bottle of Malbec you *covers Mineva's ears* fucking bitch!
>>23783448>Maybe next time I'll leave the note on the wine rack so you'll actually read it!>Maybe if you didn't kill 2/3rds of her family somebody else could have picked her up!>Intead of violin lessons can I just watch KPop Demon Hunters again?>NO!
>What is this, a macro for ants?
When I go over to Aunt Sayla's house she let's me watch KPop Demon Hunters. I think Jinu is dreamy.
>>23781109>>23782898"issues are"Sorry.
>>23783588I'm gonna have to have a talk with Sayla. The only korean media we consume in this household is blue archive.
>>23780886Man, that new DLSS 5 is something.
>>23786787Dear Jesus, please make Bandai kill P Bandai and revive the master grade line.
>>23780886>Meanwhile Char in Zeta literally breaks out into a cold sweat and starts panicking the second Haman is mentioned
>>23790421When she makes him cry on a bench I bust out laughing.
>>23790426haha yeah, look at this crybaby, god it's so satisfying to see this bitch get his comeuppance.
>>23783431But Char doesn't like woman equal to him. You can say who gives a shit about Char's feelings he might try to assassinate Haman if he's forced to be with her. There's no toxic couple if one of them is dead
>>23790504He wouldn't go through with killing her because it would make Mineva-chan cry.
>>23790514If Haman the hag is ded then Char can get Mineva all for himself
>>23790525Banagher getting some used goods.
I want a Gundam Unicorn side story that is just Banagher in an adaptation of Meet The Parents and I hate myself for this.
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