How hard do you have to squeeze a pony to break his/her ribs?
Depends on the subset of pony for example pegasi have hollow bones making them lighter for flight while earth ponies have thicker sturdier bones.
>>42883449Fluttershy, specifically, has the constitution of a milk carton.
The real question is if any ponies have forelimbs capable of breaking an anon's ribs. Before you say Maud: punching and hugging use different muscles (I think).
>>42883446It's the other way around
Are you sleeping well, Anon?
>>42883765I recognize those plugs
>>42876389The way I see it, if I do not wake up before my alarm wakes me up, I'm going to have a bad day. And well, I have not woken up before my alarm since probably March this year? And after I wake up I'm hitting snooze about seven times before I can actually pull myself out of bed.I have not consistently gone to sleep on time for nearly a decade now. I think a full 1-3 months of getting to bed at the same time and waking up before my alarm would fix me but I'm unable to do it because I have too much on my mind. I don't think humans were meant for the constant stimulation we have today, there's always something going on, something to think about, something that worries me, something that keeps me awake.It would explain the bags under my eyes even though I'm only in my 20s. I wish I could just get rid of that, I hate looking in the mirror in the morning, I look a decade older than I am.I probably just need to realize that nothing else matters more than my sleep at the end of the day instead of reading random wikipedia articles about axial compressors and philosophy at 1AM. But I feel like nothing works because I feel significantly worse after a week of trying to sleep earlier and just drop the attempt to change, but maybe I just have to force myself to do it so I can get used to it.This thread has really got me thinking about the role of sleep in my life. It's 8:57 PM where I live so let's see if I can get to bed around 9, which may sound early, but perhaps it will fix me because I cannot spend the rest of my life like this. I am a total husk during the day and am tired of it.
>>42883765based double bug man
>>42877129What could you possibly be so guilty about anon?
>>42884375Coordinated shitposting
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>>42884263FUCKS [X]DOESN'T KNOW WHAT SEX IS [X]
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>>42882580To be fair the answer to that could also be 1. It is the only image with fatter circles.
>>42884053>>42884218My sincere apologies. I added the link at the end of September as part of a protracted overhaul of the OP, severely underestimating both the number of bad actors monitoring this thread and the institutional incompetence of Cloudflare. I'm sorry you had to endure this sequence of events set off by me, and hope you don't follow in the steps of lain.la by blocking my native Israel (though you'd be well within your rights to do so).>>42884238Seconding, if it's not too difficult.
>>42884347>my native IsraelThis must be a bait.
>>42884218Please post a public list of the IP addresses used to upload that crap.The only way we're gonna win this battle is by banding together to exchange blacklists like flight companies do for troublesome passengers.
>>42884218>has actually been there a whiledidn't ponut.space autodelete everything after 72 hours?
This is Princess Twilight Sparkle. Say something nice about her!
>>42883005>Reading comprehension failure
>>42882574I love Tara makes my dong strong
>>42882249proof or it never happened
>>42882249>>42884411Where are AI-bros when we actually need them?
>>42882574needs boob expansion edit
Sandwich!
>>42883810>>42883821TWILY, NO!
>>42883833yummy!
>>42883821
>>42883810>slopish
>>42883907Slopgre eating slopmre
Can we get an edit thread going?
>>42855982
>>42883338Sweet
>>42883338nice
big poppa
>>42883338sniff and lick
Why are they so similar?
>>42879796Some people would consider Sunburst and Sunset to be late additions too honestly
>>42882924same can be said for you in real life
>>42877726thats so adorable
Rebecca Basedsheit
>>42882925I don't get it
An episode where the Shadowbolts return to challenge the Wonderbolts would of been amazing.
>>42882702>Is Rainbow Dash autistic?yes but dressing up as something only you get is based
>>42881378shadowbolts? more like niggabolts lmaoooooo
>>42882787But Rainbow Dash is the exact sort of individual to get all pissy and sperg out when ponies get her costume/references wrong
>>42881388I want to get spitroasted by the Shadowbolt stallions while mounting the mare.
>>42883465Based bisexual Chad
HELP GELP ANON THREW A SPEAR AT ME, HE WANTS TO PUT ME INSIDE OF A SANDWICH
I love you, Linky. And you’re not stinky at all.
I wanna sniff Linky's smelly marepuss.
>>42883000lmao
>>42877351No. I said I'm gonna eat your buns!
>>42883000What does she say? "Not the bacon, not the bacon"?
Is there a definitive archive anywhere? There are many 2 minute sketches that are not listed on yayponies.
>>42884277>YayponiesI'm pretty sure it has problems even with FiM stuffits admin doesn't really care about MLP anymore and doesn't fix shit. Sad!
>>42884277The Tamers archive (of all things) has a pretty good set of compilations of the EqG shorts that they got from elsewhere, but the quality is kind of ass. Someone should re-cut those in proper 1080p someday
>>42884277 (me)anni team please share?
>>42884277Nobody cares lolMaybe heartshine has it but idgaf to look ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
>>42884277Yeah,https://mega.nz/folder/baBQTKwB#pddUvRszMyT1KIUFvUqA3QI don't think it is the highest quality. I think the audio was mediocre for some; I tested one of the Summertime Shorts and then I grabbed the same off of Dailymotion and it had a higher audio quality than the one in the Mega link. Welp.
Welcome to Chatbot AI General #159, the thread for discussing and improving AI pony chatbots.▶ MLP Botshttps://mlpchag.neocities.orgSpreadsheet (CAI bots + Old repository):https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1J7BeqJVDS51cXF8Pgm2YZaFq-Z6ykSJTSillyTavern website extension: https://github.com/MLPChag/SillyTavern-Chag-Search or https://github.com/mia13165/SillyTavern-BotBrowserBunch of Character Cards (Descriptions/No Greetings):https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1Y6LNOCqAZAWIX-OBEv55HjlzcEdpUh-XbKCpbpL6v5kCAI bots converted to Tavern: https://files.catbox.moe/ckurq1.zipExpression packs: https://rentry.org/ChagExpressions!!!GALLERY!!!: https://drive.google.com/drive/u/2/folders/1Ao-h5HFGMPllSrzSBKM_BvGSiU9f0c2U▶ How do I start?1) Select a FrontendComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
Oh that's cool. I asked Opus to give me like a video game tutorial on how to fly my space fighter and it began giving me a whole bunch of ASCII like pic related.This sort of stuff tickles my autism just right.
>>42884443Yeah, it's always cool.
>>42882244linuxanon from yesterday. The text bug hasn't happened again after this fix, but the history tab shows messages unedited even after going to the next scene or restarting and loading a save. Everything seems good other than that.
I love BG (Beautiful Goddess) mares!
>>42883559Sometimes Baron is just uncanny valley.
>Spoonfeed me. What's this thread about?This thread typically consists of Anon gone filly, as he's thrust into a new life as a cute little pony.>What's to be expected?Fillies, cuteness, Anon-tier shenanigans, bitchy Twilight, desires to be the little filly, etc..>Any archive of photos or stories?Dropbox (Photos):https://www.dropbox.com/sh/h46ituoalc71wp9/AACmTe3H8s10ArK3-5Q_3juqa?dl=0Stories:https://docs.google.com/document/d/18whYJb4xnphRlRtX0PNu8-intT8jiiTGSCzogO5Nj5s/edit?usp=sharing>I'm a contributor.Great! For writers, just notify ̶A̶l̶l̶ ̶N̶i̶g̶h̶t̶e̶r̶ ̶F̶g̶t̶ Lone15, so you can have your green added to the Doc. For artists, animators, or any other content makers, you can store your fillies in the Dropbox for future viewing pleasure.Some especially based faggot also recently compiled nearly every filly image ever created, which you can check out here: https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/1AowOdwFzlbRk0FVZsRGRYe2hyKhzo2h3?usp=sharingComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>Anon gets into Equestria but not only turning into a filly but nopony acknowledge her presence or snarky comments about what's going on while the canon events of the show are going on
>>42884380background pony ahh filly
>>42884380>finally get to equestria>BUT>you are now a filly>but there's something even worse than that>no pony wants to interact with youokay, how quick will anon go insane? is this his personal hell?
>>42884380Smiling friends OC type situation
>>42884462>>42884380>Background Pony fic but anon
Anything goes! (Some rules apply, see below)This thread is for anyone to drop in and post whatever's on your mind right now,Just about anything goes, so feel free to share your thoughts on an episode (or a tiny detail in one) or a character; share, review and discuss pieces of fan content you've just saw, declare who best pony is, describe what you dreamt last night, and ask whatever you've been wondering about. Try to keep it pony related.All sorts of ideas, thoughts and questions are welcome, from the brief to the in-depth, especially ones that don't really fit elsewhere at the moment but also don't warrant their own thread either.Talk to each other! You'll find that sometimes asking further questions and bouncing ideas off one another can let a small thought blossom into something greater.However, please respect the following: Refrain from posting about drama (IRL and online ones), political shit, baiting and starting/participating in shitflinging/ angry shouting matches. Also try and keep it low on moral and legal arguments, they never go anywhere.Previous >>42827539
>>42883392U might have a mom but she's sad because you're gay
injecting pony into everything i do makes everything so much more bearable. i wonder how annoying it is to my normiefolk friends - it seems to amuse them, but obviously they're going to be all nice about it
>>42884106I think most normgroids just find it weird. Not like 'wearing a visible diaper' weird, but... y'know.Personally I'm not confident enough to make it any more obvious than something like this.
>>42884106It was the primary reason why a good chunk of the internet hated us
>>42884249Nah, they always used that as an excuse.
