I just want to make sweet love to him every night
>>42387922Fay.
>>42387922zesty, this little buck go cray cray
>>42387922femanon or gay?
>>42387922not to sound gay or nothin, but I'd let him suck my cock
>>42387922cape on or off?
>>42387922he doesn't like anal sex
>>42388053Coco Pommel's nemesis.
>>42387922I wish i was him so starlight would rape me
>>42387922me too, anon. me too
>>42388476fag
>>42387922FAGGOT
>>42387922Sunburst is for marriage
>>42388057Actually, that's me. I >rape her pussy whenever I find her.
>>42389721t. Starlight Glimmer
>>42387986>saying the gayest shit and saying "not to sound gay"retard
>>42387922I want to shave him.
>>42387986I'm not gay but I would suck his cock
>>42390763Anon...
>>42387997The cape stays on for sex
>>42390693you missed my ebin reference
>>42390693Having your cock sucked isn't gay tho. Sucking cock is gay
>>42391339Do you even read what you type?
>>42391674Where's the lie?
>>42391722You're a faggot.
>>42387922gay
>>42392416True, that is a lie. Thanks for answering.
>>42393840Nah, you are still a faggot no matter what.
>>42387922I will assume it's a real cis woman making this post even though it's very unlikely
>>42394174>he believes that women browse /mlp/oh no no no no no HAHAHAHAHA
>>42394549In a perfect and not corrupted world this board would have been mostly women as it should.
>>42394574this isnt RGRE - Reverse Gender Roles Earth
>>42394574In a perfect and not corrupted world this board wouldn't exist and neither would women and we'd all be living with mare wives.
>>42394648a perfect world wouldn't have (You) existing at all
>>42394682why so hostile? you're not a woman.
>>42394728im your dad
>>42394735then where the fuck is the milk you went to go get 20 years ago?
>>42394767I'm still looking for it son, I am just currently distracted looking for cigarettes but I swear ill return... Maybe.
>>42388081I wish I was his friend so his mom would rape me
>>42387922faggit
>>42387922do NOT
>>42395798-touch Sunburst.
>>42387922Sunburstfags...
>>42387922faglord
>>42394774so never ever?
>>42387922Sunburst seems cool to hang out with but I hope OP is a female because otherwise that's gay as shit
>>42387922Same
>>42394574God I want to be mentally dominated by femanons in a pony discourse
>>42398292>he thinks there are women on /mlp/lol
>>42398831this kek
>>42398317>nohooves supporterGET OUT
>>42387922Gayest post on /mlp/
>>42399923We could get much gayer.
>>42387922>sperg>hot mom that he doesn't wanna bang for some reason>shitty goatee that if he shaved he'd look 10000x betterthis guy sucks
>>42399965He is just like you
>>42399923there are more faggot posts than this one
>>42401816like yours?
>>42387922fag
>>42387922This character really sucks.
>>42404583your mom's teats
>>42405128unfff
>>42405128his mom's*FTFY
>>42387922Not a SINGLE fucking post in here of THIS you guys SUCK at being gay for best nerd stallion
>>42406139cute plush
>>42404583My dick
>>42404583is really based*
>>42406139I'll get that when that comes out, thanks nonny
>>42387922holy fagoli
>>42406139sweet now i can put him with the starlight plush and make them have s*x
>>42406139Do they make good plushies?
>>42409196yeah they do, it's the good shit if you don't want to drop the cash on a custom.
>>42409499Ah then that'll be nice.
>>42410744Nah he just needs to say no homo and it's all straight, no worries.
>>42411122That's still gay, saying "no homo" is still homo you utter FAGGOT
>>42410744Not in that way
OP is a faggot...and it's good
>>42411825bad*FTFY
>>42387922Do not the starburst, Anon
>>42387922https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KWmZh7VVMYE
>>42412541Well SOMEBODY the Starburst, where else did Lustre Dawn come from?
>>42412802Sunburst's mom after good old incest.
>>42413181UNFFF wincest!
>>42411825you're a fag
>>42406139Is it just me or does that plush look significantly larger than their other plushies? Or is that one alone scaled up for promo purposes?
>>42414171maybe they hired a midget to hold him and make him look bigger
>>42414176Kek, that was my next theory.
>>42414176So they hired a italian for it?
>>42414606Indeed, if it was a dutch man the plush would look too small.
>>42415954he's very cute
>>42411825Fuckable...
>>42416433t. starlight glimmer
>>42415954I'd be friends with this nerd
>>42406139do people unironically buy plushies? It must be embarrassing having relatives and friends coming in and seeing that shit
>>42418120Plushies are unironically the best MLP purchase I've ever made. Nothing quite like settling in at night cuddling Applejack to watch another episode
>>42418245damn i'm jealous, i yet have to buy my first plushie. lurking on /merch/ thread
>>42418245Do your parents and friends know about it? Or does nobody ever visit you?
>>42418120yep
>>42387922fagola
>>42419884nah its straight bra trust me
>>42420144its fucking gay as SHIT
>>42420355No it isn't.
>>42387922Bro has the autism cape, it's over for him
>>42418597You'd be amazed how little people care. I fly with my Applejack plush and just look out the window. At home she just sits on a shelf with other nicknacks and nobody has ever said a thing about it
>>42420975>nobody has ever said a thing about itMaybe not to you, they haven't.
>>42421006At that point, does it really affect you?
>>42420975>nobody has ever said a thing about itThey have thought about it and decided not to tell you to keep your friendship and whatnot
>>42421559In that case im honored they think so highly of me that they'd rather just let me be myself rather than making a big deal over a single stuffie
>>42415954What a nerd...
>>42422472Is there a problem with nerds?
>>42423047yeah
>>42423513Well, go on then. Tell me why.
>>42423712They look stupid and are ugly.
>>42424044Sunburst looks cool and awesome though
>Check the board: /mlp/.Well we're not on /co/ so yep this is a gay thread for ze gays.thirsty fatlandwhale tumblrina land is 9 boards to the left of /mlp/.
>>42424657GR15that's my answer
>>42387922Could he fix his mane, tail and beard? He looks like a NEET
>>42425429He looks perfect already, dont pomp him up
>>42387922Go home, Starlight.You're drunk.
>>42390702don't make him bald
>>42426139You cant stop me.
>>42424649He is a pony so by default he is always cool.
>>42415954Adorable!
>>42411825Cutest pony i've seen yet
>>42427512Yet? YET? Anon...
>>42427901might be a cuter one, idk
>>42428270Like?
>>42389721damn id fuck the hell out of him
>>42429225We know that you would, Glimmer.
>>42387922i want to be friends with him so I can read the magic books he got
>>42429941same
>>42429941why would you need magic books for? telekinesis is all you need in life
>>42430374I want to do dark magic so I can be the villain for like 2 episodes before losing
>>424309882 Episodes only? Pathetic. 1 season minimum if you're even good.
>>42391674>>42392416>>42394169Nono, he's right. Pitching is far less gay than catching, just as being a top is far less gay than being a bottom. I wouldn't do either with neither man nor stallion, but what's right is right.
>>42431591still sounds gay as hell
>>42387922for what reason
>>42433092Because OP loves him, is that hard to understand?
>>42433544yeah...
>>42418597No and they will never will.
>>42434511What if I told your parents, what would you do?
>>42435428>implying if you know the status of my parents being either dead or alive
>>42436346>Implying it matters
>>42436387>implying
>>42436747>
>>42411825sooo cuuuute!
>>42437681the glasses make him cute, yes?
>>42438085Of course
>>42418120If by that logic I justify not buying plushies at age 27, the same logic will apply when I turn 30.I wont turn 40 and suddenly be old enough to have pony plushies.Continue this for 50, 60, 80 or even 100.Eventually I'd die having spent my entire life never having had any, even though it wouldn't even matter if I had had by that point.Giving a shit is the objectively wrong thing to do here.
>>42438675At least you'd die with honor and dignity which is good enough
>>42439014Fuck that, i'll start purchasing pony plushies everywhere.
>>42439586based
>>42440632cute!
>>42387922Why does he wear the autism cape
>>42441367He's a very special pony.
>>42441948For you.
so sad this nerd got raped by poochieshe probably sat on his face and made him call her mommy too dang so sad
>>42442550unfff
>>42442550hot
>>42442550Lucky.
>>42420975Do you ever bring your plush outside when you go to the stores and such?
>>42445004Nobody is that autistic to do such a thing outside of ponycons.
>>42445825Hahah... yeah...
>>42445825>he doesn't know
>>42445004Same guy, no, running errands is no reason to being AJ. Traveling and cons? Totally
>>42447589>beingAnon?
>>42447984I think you mean Applejack. It's strange of her to bring a plushie of herself to anywhere.
>>42440632He's so adorableeee
>>42448933Agreed
Sunburst is truly the best.
>>42449646Always.
>>42387922I cant pass the catalog without thinking he has an eyepatch or an eye missing
>>42450078How? He doesn't look like a pirate to me.
>>42451054sunburst could be if he attempted to be one
>>42451459He doesn't have the heart to do such a thing
>>42440632Love this
>>42452079He just needs Starlight to teach him that book copying spell and he should be all set.
>>42452809Who'd be his pirate crew apart from Starlight?
dansburst?
>>42441367It hides his huge member
>>42453910literally who
>>42453938And his cutie mark
>>42454665AND HIS BIG BALLS
>>42455276oh
>>42455693What's wrong?
>>42455276Prove it
>>42456196it'd be too spicy for 4chan, sorry!
>>42456206No it wouldn't, haha...
>>42456653it would.
>>42418120friends and relatives don't come to my shitty tiny flat and if they do then they're sitting at the same tiny dinner table as my lifesize for spaghetti night
>>42457574>spaghetti nightMay I be invited in?
>>42457574you have a strange life
>>42458393We all do, Anon.
>>42420975People really don’t care, this anon is rightI brought along Luna for my entire vacation, and outside of one person clarifying to their kid that it’s a plushie because they were curious, nobody really cared. My family was fine with it too.
>>42458777Did you get any strange looks before they looked away or not?
>>42387922I want to make him burst.
>>42459417you cant make the sun burst, your name isn't starlight glimmer.
>>42458777dangerously based Anon
>>42458777where did ya get that luna plushie
>>42459480That's a one-sided obsession.
>>42459480It is now.
>>42460530now you're allowed, based
>>42387922why
>>42460243She's Princess Twilight's personal student. She gets what she wants.
>>42461277I mean she also made a cult, she's a psycho
>>42461599who isn't these days?
Symbiote has a Sunburst plushie out now https://www.symbiotestudios.com/online-store/My-Little-Pony-Sunburst-Plush-p767879502
>>42462108Oh I love this
>>42462108bought it yesterday, anypony else?i got starlight too
>>42462500yeah, wasn't there a deluxe version for starlight? I swore i saw it when I checked the website before and decided to wait until Sunburt came out
>>42462831I dont think so, just trixie, fluttershy, and the barbie horse
>>42462860Ahh it was Trixie, seems like she doesn't have the deluxe onsale anymore sadly
>>42462500I got it, my wife wanted it.
>>42461599>gets rejected by her middle school crush>spends the next 20 years forming a cult What is wrong with women
>>42463237woman classic
>>42463237You know how they are.
>>42463237WOMEN
>>42462108cute
>>42463237We simply do not know.
>>42463237women don't work hard or put any effort into making the change in the world they want to see. they sit there and bitch until a man puts them in their place or a white knight gives them free gibs.
>>42465527>what you said>picRarity has the most white knights for her on this board, none of the other mane 6 have it that bad
>>42465917Nothing you can do about other rarity fans, I'm afraid.
>>42466618So it seems
>>42462108Ooooh, nice
>>42462108finallly
>>42462108Nabbed, thanks lad
>>42465917True, kek
>>42463237Who doesn't form a cult after being rejected?
>>42470172...Anon?
>>42470172not anyone normal
>>42470172>Who doesn't form a cultMost people go through their entire lives without forming a single cult, you know.
>>42471014proofs?
>>42471014Starlight Georg, who lives in a valley and founds 10,000 cults a day, is an outlier and should not have been counted.
>>42471014a cult can be many things, like a small book club or a big political movement like MAGA. All religion are cults so a significant percentage of people participate in cults whether they realize it or not.
>>42470172most people, anon
>>42472125this is false
>>42461599Alpha mares like Glimmy and Luna change the world to fit their vision. You wouldn't be able to handle a single one of them in bed.>>42463237Sunburst was a huge dick tho. The instant he gets his cutie mark he suddenly stops being Starlight's friend so that was really fucked up. Glim Glam didn't deserve to be abandoned so callously.
>>42472529>Simping for Glimmerabsolute state of you
>>42472529they both messed up but its okay because they're inseparable now!
>>42414171If this thread is still here I can take a picture of him next to my symbiote Derpy when he arrives
>>42418120Anon, my mom scouts goodwill for pony plushies for me, I don't yet have the confidence to carry one around in public at this point but I do drive around with them, and the big ones come along on road trips.>>42462108I have one on the way too!
>>42472571Did she find anything good?
>>42473961Sadly these days anything branded gets sent to Goodwill's stupid fucking auction sites, but back in the day she found my BaB twilight (in coronation dress!) and one of my first Lunas, too. She always seemed to find the cooler ponies, lol
>>42472529>Sunburst was a huge dickhas*
>>42474021Wow, that's some good hauls. Same for what happens now.
>>42474021>everything good now suddenly goes to the auctionwhen did they start giving a shit to maximize profits?
>>42474972Post covid probably
>>42475508Pandemic hit hard, huh?
>>42476097no shit
>>42474537that's gay anon
>>42476963no, it's just the truth.what would be gay is if I were to write a long, detailed post about how much I want to suck and worship his aforementioned huge cock and drain his balls till he's aching
>>42462108Mine just arrived
>>42477087unf
>>42477070>t. Starlight Glimmer
>>42477087Wowzers, haha...
>>42477070Anon...
>>42462500pals(in love)!
>>42479534thats what i get for not sending it to my pc first...
>>42472571God damn, that is a sweet fucking car. Looks like some Granny's church cruiser
>>42387922I wish i had a terminally autistic nerd cape like his
>>42479534So cute!!!
>>42479582Nothing stopping you from getting one yourself.
>>42479534if you were on Xitter startrixfags would be sending death threats for this silly pic
>>42477087We have yet to see art of Starlight equalizing Sunburst. Why?
>>42479534lovely
>>42480475that's crazy. why would they hate the best mlp couple?
>>42481695Glimmy is too desirable, everyone wants her for themselves!
>>42480485The term is sissyfication.
>>42482432Do not.
>>42479534nice
>>42481695it's xitter, ain't gotta explain shit
>>42484128X is a giant shithole
>>42483148Too late.
>>42484874Fuck...
>>42387922I'd love him if he shaved the nerd beard and wore some contacts
>>42485458Why do you hate beards and glasses?
>>42486150Remind me of my dad
>>42486221is your dad bad?
>>42486221Did he... abuse you? or?
>>42487556I mean it seems like he did if he's having negative thoughts about his da'
I was I was anonfilly so I could grow up alongside Sunburst and become his anonmarehe could pin me down underneath that cloak of his and no one would be aware as he presses his sexy beard against me and >rapes me.>>42485458No, it's hot.
>>42488031Why are Sunburstfags like this?
>>42488055They're just a little juicy, that's all.
>>42488481...juicy?
>>42488922Yeah. Juicy.
>>42485458Those are his sexiest features
>>42489778really?
>>42485458Funny because I saw him in a lot of fan art before actually getting into the show, and he was my favorite based on design alone. With the beard and cloak, I thought he'd be some chad wizard. I was very surprised to learn that he was actually kind of a geek. I still like him a lot, though.
>>42479534good stuff
>>42462108how good is it?
>>42479571It is my glorious mare cruiser, thank you anon, it's also the colors of one of the snowponies and eventually I'll get stickers of her for it, them shits are just expensive Also, the nerd horse has arrived! I love him
>>42490971Very nice!
>>42490971The plush looks good, guess i'll get one.
>>42490971Cool lookin' car, Anon!
>>42488031huhwhatnow
>>42387922I would totally fuck him up the ass
>>42488055He's worth it. He could fix me.>>42493069It's simple. I want Sunburst to make me his sex slave.
>>42493311FAGGOT
>>42493598Ok glimmer...
>>42493311Gay.
>>42493311are you a faggot, just asking
>>42495411what makes you think that
>>42496009The way that anon wrote his words
>>42496496oh
>>42387922I hate what he did to poor little Glim Glam but other than that he's cool.
>>42496996cuute!
>>42496996What about sex, Starlight? It also relaxes...
>>42496996adorable
He probably neglects his hygiene, is dirty, smells bad and wears unwashed clothes for extended periods of time due to neglecting chores and cleanup. I have the same opinion of Human Twilight Sparkle.
>>42498093>He probably neglects his hygiene, is dirty, smells bad and wears unwashed clothes for extended periods of time due to neglecting chores and cleanupso sunburst is anon if he was born in Equestria?
>>42387922Every time I see sunburst.All I can ever think about is dansburst."I'm coming out as a NEET mom!"
>>42498125I wish I could edit 4chan posts but I wanted to put the YouTube link here in case anyone is curious.https://youtu.be/bgV4HUfjqb4?feature=shared
>>42498093is there a problem with that?
>>42498331Yeah?
>>42498748Shouldn't be considering where we are.
>>42499201...Oh yeah true
>>42498093why are you talking about me like that
>>42500163because I can.
>>42500505Fuck you.
>>42500797cope
>>42496996Love this.
>>42501425same
>>42387922guh-gaaay
Sunburst fact #82: sunburst just put another baby in starlight
>>42502524Good, their genes combine to produce magical prodigies like Lusty. It is in the interest of Equestria's national security that they breed as many foals as possible.
>>42502556adorable
>>42502524>>42502556Great to hear!
>>42502556Twilight quit helping Starlight.
>>42502556god imagine the SMELLwhat if Sunburst secretly mixed Starlight’s own teata milk into her coffee, and she got the worst farts ever haha imagine
>>42503651yea and then Starlight goes into labor forcing Sunburst to inhale all of her gas or else it would kill the newborn foal like a small animal. that would be a wacky situation
>>42502524>>42502556Beautiful.
>>42387922He's just a happy little pony and I love it.
>>42504450we all love happy ponies here, sad ones make us weep.
>>42502556theyre gonna breed the most powerful family, soon rivaling the apples in terms of size
>>42505128Even beating Shining and Cadence? Wow...
>>42505325Yep.
>>42505745Nuts!
>>42505880literally haha
>>42502556based
>>42387985>He thinks there are females hereAnyone want to tell him?
>>42507364It's better not to tell
What does sunburst's cloak smell like
what does sunburst's cock smell like
unf
>>42508187sweaty>>42508485not glimmer, go ask her
>>42508972You can't just do that
>>42509334Sombra says elsewise.
>>42509780sombra my balls
>>42510214gaaay
Got my Sunburt plushie!And the first thing I did is rip his clothes off XD
Such a good angle.. ;3
>>42510600Do not the plushie
>>42510600Take the tag off, anon. Free his butt for maximum groping
>>42510600You better post pics if you do something with him, anon.
>>42510970DO NOT I SAID DO NOT
>>42511473he will ;)
>>42511985fug...
>>42510596for what reason>>42510600oh...
>>42510596Put the cape back ON.
>>42513016He won't. He's using it for another purpose, haha.
>>42513434Ah...
>>42513434That's gay
>>42514188no shit
>>42510600...UNF
>>42513434>ywn get pinned down and >raped by sunburst while the cape covers you both
>>42515553haha... ha ha?
>>42515553That is the gayest thing yet said and it'll get even gayer.
>>42515553Glimmer made this post
>>42516934and?
>>42515553FAGGOT
>>42510596least dirty minded anon with plushies
>>42518205You dont do that with your plushies?
>>42518633Anon...
>>42508972source? artists?
>>42508972holy faggoli
>>42508972WTF
>>42519764yes?
>>42520012Sombra can't just do that to Sunburst?!
>>42520460M preg is Sombras fetish
>>42520535That's cursed as hell.
>>42520535That's IMPOSSIBLE no matter WHAT.
>>42520986You're telling me sombra can't make that happen? Poor twink will be pregnant by the end of the week
>>42521062no No NO! HE CANNOT. ITS A NO NO!
>>42521440sombra can ;)
>>42521749NTA but how?
>>42522214he got the dark magic bitch, got nothin to explain
>>42522748Oh right...
>>42523080I'll use dark magic to fuck you up haha
>>42523349STOP
>>42523871no :)
>>42387922Wasn't there a psycho who copied him one for one, claimed he was his brother, and diddled some kids
>>42524276Was that you?
>>42524618I think he means in the show? IDK didnt' watch past any seasons past faust
>>42524618No it wasn't. He was showcased on some youtube video highlighting the worst elements of the mlp fandom
>>42524976Ahh, I didn't watch that and I don't plan to so I'd be clueless.
>>42525537is there more cards like this?
>>42387922He has a really great design.
>>42526041I disagree with your statement
>>42429225fag
>>42387922That's kinda gay and I don't respect that.
>>42510596>And the first thing I did is rip his clothes off XDaverage sunburstfag
>>42387922Sunburst is the best!
>>42528350see: >>42508972
>>42528626Do not have sexual in and out with Sunburst, please.
>>42528819I will do the opposite of what you said
>>42529186homo
>>42528350Agreed
So many gay bitches on this thread I thought this was a straight website
>>42531111t. Gay Bitch
>>42531170I'm straight. That is not my name.
>>42531609Well, what IS your name then? If you don't tell then your name is Gay Bitch, no contest.
>>42532057You're not getting my fucking name, glowie!
>>42532426Okay, Gay Bitch.
>>42531111It is a straight website, no homo.
>>42533613>straight websiteWhere is evidence?
>>42390763why
>>42534794He is hot
>>42535327For you and you only.
>>42535993No others also think the same
>>42536318yeah back in the faggot thread where you should be in
>>42534794Better question, why not do that? He's so cute!
>>42537255Because I'm straight and I have dignity?
Fr genuinely actually if you're the sunburst cosplayer please let me suck your cock
>>42537649WTF
>>42537649>Sunburst cosplayerPics? For a friend of course, haha.
>>42537649you can't just say this and then vanish we all want to know Anon
>>42539752He just did.
>>42537649If I were born a woman, I'd let him rape me and bear his children.
>>42541034>fantasising about being rapedAnon...
>>42537649Should've just walked up and asked me!
>>42541766you're REAL? selfie NOW
>>42387922I dont like his glasses
>>42542338Well, I think I'm him! Out of costume, though.
>>42543070pics of the costume?
>>42543746Well, here's a part of the costume.
>Friend lies about job qualifications to an employer>Get immediately found out>They still give you the job>Discover you're actually quite competent at it Why can't it work like this in real life?
>>42543947It does when that friend is the mentee of your nation's fourth most powerful person, and the job in question is glorified babysitter.
>>42543883Quite a good cosplay, nice!
>>42543947because real life isn't easy and never will be.
>>42543947Your friend would have to be high on the chain for such nepotism to work
>>42543947it does for some certain people like said already by anons above
>>42543947You ain't gettin the job if you aint skilled, bud.
>>42546681A lot of people in HR aren't skilled yet they have the job
>>42387922Rape
>>42547570He does that to (You).
>>42547898Yeah but he'd do it so awkwadly and adorably, he'd probably spill the drink he wants to use to roofie (You) with like two times. He needs a little help to do it, but when he does, ah, it'll be great!You'll never be able to walk again.
>>42547917Ha... ha?
>>42547917That's gay.
>>42549132And?
>>42549527you're getting FUCKED in the ass
>>42549961sounds like that's happening to you tbf
