I want to give Rainbow Dash some really good backrubshttps://derpibooru.org/images/3629946
ZephyrDash always feels weird to me but AnonDash would have the exact same dynamic so I guess it's fine.
>>42431863ZephyrDash is the only good Dash ship because it degrades her.
>>42431866I don't think so, but some anons feel really called out by him and despise him kek
>>42431863I like to believe that anons are at least a little more self-aware than zephyr is.
Damn, We need more clop content where Rainbow Dash softens up to Zephry's incessant advances and finaly gives him some pussy.
Any good Zephyr x Rainbow fics?
>>42431857Well I'm going to be late to work now but I came so thanks anon
>>42431880I don't think that's true.
>>42431857The name Zephyr always rubs me off wrong just like Stygian. They're not cutesy names like Fluttershy.Also the fact another piece of shit trash OC is forced to become Fluttershy's brother pisses me off.Fluttershy's brother should be a gentle creature, not a disgusting OC.Zephyr should go fuck nuMoondancer together with Wallflower. All these losers need to stay the fuck away from my good horses.Btw do you browns even have sex or read a biology book in order to be able to discuss it?I'm already seeing a lot of talk about the character itself rather than the sex itself.
>>42431948Fluttershy having a failson brother is actually one of the funnier concepts the later seasons came up with. Her brother just being her but male would be dogshit.
>>42431869Your brain is rotted by porn.
>>42432016That's not cumbrained, that's just someone's worldview being driven entirely by resentment which is very common on here.
>>42431866He was introduced for kids to not be a neet loser like everyone on /mlp/ by cleaning up his act. Of course panties get twisted here
>>42432016How? I just don't like Rainbow Dash and want her to be taken down a peg, you pervert.
>>42432274Manchildren who will never grow up wasn't the audience for moral was for.
>>42432412>and want her to be taken down a pegPeople like you who look in envy at someone superior than you, just like a gypsy woman disgust me to no end.You're destructive and pathetic. When you realize you want to kill those who feed you and build for you then it will be too late. You are a cancer.
>>42432926She isn't better than me because she's a fictional character, you fucking nut. I find her to be an annoying prick, she deserves to be reduced to Zephyr's broodmare. It would teach her some manners and actual loyalty.
>>42432926what the fuck has happened to this website where anons act like this about harmless fantasy
>>42433099Dashfags got cocky.
>>42433099it's just one Anon, you can tell by the fact he uses a proxy and calls everyone he doesn't like brown
>>42433110Someone is living rent free in your head
>>42433099Only the most autistic of posters stayed post April. Everyone else realized they were better off without 4chan.
>>42431970Yea, but we'd have gotten so much porn of them together I'd be fine with it.
Rainbow Dash wouldn't do this.
>>42433094Rainbow Dash will always be better than (You). You should be reduced to a cum receptacle. It would teach you some manners and actual loyalty you envious little insect.
>>42433099>websiteimageboard, you newfag.>harmless fantasyThat's a funny way of saying "my true intentions if I were given power" , you disgust us all. This is why ponies are for little girls and not envious manchildren working at walmart. *Throws 2 cents at you* go clean yourself up and shave your beard, Jesus doesn't like it when others misrepresent him.
>>42431857Isn't it kind of like rape to have sex with a mare who is in heat?
>>42433173"Someone" always responds this way when called out, too.
>>42433744 He's so brainroted, it's funny.
>>42433705Cringe.
>>42433927You guys were kidding, right? You wouldn't actually rape a unicorn or a pegasus, right? What are you, Voldermort?
>>42433991N-no of course not. We can rape earth ponies though right?
The hardest choice as zephyr is deciding to plap either dashie or fluttershy
>>42431857He is DEMOLISHING that pussy.Chad Zephyr
>YEEEEEEEES I LOVE WATCHING ZEPHYR FUCK MY WIFE!!!!!!!!!!!!!why are anons like this?
>>42435876Nobody who's into that scene considers Rainbow Dash their waifu.
>>42435876dashie isnt my wife, he can ram her all he wants
somepony post some good zephyr pics, i don't have any
>>42435897>zephyr>good
sex with Zephyr
Anons you are kidding, you wouldn't metaphorically drink unicorn blood, would you? Bronies aren't evil, are they? Horsefuckers aren't evil, are you?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=px19BWFk8kw&ab_channel=MilesCalvinI'd like to reveal myself... this is me... >>42431948>>42432926>>42433705>>42433991Let it be known that I am not King Haggard. I pretend to be a scum for irony's sake in my weaker moments, but when push comes to shove I drop all the act.and I truly believe with conviction that I would sooner shove a needle through my own ballsack than hurt the metaphysical purity and god of creation that is an ancient magical god. I do not feel bad for being incapable of being insensitive and happy through ignorance for I'd rather live in pain and die knowing the truth than live as a drone asking unironic questions to the psychiastrist.Pedos? I do not go after you for I do not understand you, how can you find sexual gratification in that which is not there? It is a delusion.Horsefuckers? You didn't even touch a human, why do you think touching not just a mammal but a spirit make you elevated and satisfied when you shudder and run away from intellectuals who are basically unicorns among you? Do you honestly think magical beasts are just as degenerate as you?If you met your clone you'd genuinely treat your own clone just as badly as these imaginary thoughts? instead of letting yourself cry on your shoulder? Prosper for an ideal even if it's mere theory inside your thoughts. Prosper even for a peaceful serene death instead of living in pain and degrading yourself further. I hate to see you in this state of mind lesser than an animal's feelings. Animals do not carry resentment and do not create religions.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U8wLBOlCKPU&ab_channel=ShortClips
>>42437170>That entire diatribeSchizos gonna schizo
>>42432016Shut the fuck up. Nobody fucking cares about your retarded-ass nu/mlp/fag post-COVID take. Every single fucking day on every goddamn board, I hear the SAME FUCKING SHIT from faggots JUST LIKE YOU whom have been groomed into viewing pornography as a sign of the devil and worse than meth. I hope you fucking get banned from the god damn board, you cocksucking faggot. Nobody cares if you think porn is bad, nobody cares about your shitty fucking takes you post every single FUCKING day on this board, as if /mlp/ doesn't have a god damn history of lusting after cute mares and sometimes stallions. The fact you have continued to do this same fucking shit day after day proves that you are a normie migrant to the board's culture forced by the covid lockdown, and I fucking spit on you and everyone who holds the same stupid retarded puritanical view about how everything to do with sex, something that is an innate desire and need for humanity to survive, is a filthy sinful super unhealthy endeavor. Yeah, as if masturbating doesn't help reduce risk of prostate cancer, or relieve stress, or decrease sexual thoughts immediately after performing the deed. There are boards dedicated to your moralfaggotry, so you should go there and fucking kill yourself, you filthy wannabe Christian purist. Sexually closeted animal. >>>/pol/>>>/x/>>>/adv/
>>42438401coomer rage
>>42438593Your post glows, hard. Time to go back to the sharty enig you stupid fag
>>42438600>everyone I dont like is le boogymanfuck off and dont return offboarder raider
>>42438401nerve: struck
>>42438624https://desuarchive.org/mlp/search/text/le%20boogyman/oh no no noi exposed myself
>>42438624>not liking retards trying to control what people consume is being an offboarderGee, what happened with youtube and game sites? Oh wait, you have to have a loicense to view that shit now
>>42438401>and sometimes stallionsgay
>>42438633completely homo and stallionbroke
>>42438635I know you are but what am I?
>>42431857Daily reminder
Dear god
Why can't he vary his vocabulary? Brainrot?
>>42438401Best post ITT. Fuck tourists, you will never fit in.
>>42438401>having another dementia rage episodetouch grass unc
>>42438401You can tell this anon's a millennial because the 90s media he grew up on loved lengthy rants like these.
>>42438401Based. You know you're right when the sharty seethes at your post.
>>42439714literally demon possessed, gonna ruin his life :(
>>42440631Is the sharty in the room with us right now?
>>42440687Most likely.
>>42440687They have been raiding all week, if you haven't noticed.
>>42431857
>>42441033chatgpt confirmed indian
>>42441033Eating dashies crusty curry cunt
>>42441068>>42441425>>42443244I also asked it to draw it tooFunny thing I asked chatgpt and it instantly know what IWTCIRD was but the auto censored itself before it could finish the answer. While Gemini just feign ignorance;
>>42444130It's kind of funny that ai can write something like "curries of cloudsdale",or at least attempt to, but it just makes gibberish for anything with a one word name.
>>42431863Zephyrdash works when they're older and more emotionally mature.
>>42444181this is so cute. needs to be more art of dashie and reformed zephyr where hes not blowing her back out
>>42431892Man, you guys don't know how lucky you are that this was enough to make you cum.It gets harder the more you masturbate and view porn. At this point, it takes me over an hour to actually find something that arouses me enough to actually reach orgasm.
>>42455639Nah, just a porn addict. Just like drugs, you build up a tolerance overtime if you use it too frequently, leading to a decrease in affect.Simultaneously, the feel-good affect diminishes to where it starts being less about enjoyment and more about just feeling baseline.I get anxious and jittery if I don't masturbate for too long, and thus have to masturbate just to feel normal.Effectively it's become a habit and more of a chore than enjoyable, but I don't see much reason to put forth the effort to break out of the cycle.
>>42456366Putting it off compounds the problem and I start to get irritable. Little things like spilling a bit of instant coffee or a sock snagging on a toenail when I put them on will have me clenching my jaw in frustration whereas normally little inconveniences like that don't bother me at all.I've tried no nut November once but only made it eight days, which is my record. I had even put a sticky note on the corner of my monitor that said, "Don't Do It" but it only helped so much.
>>42456646American without health insurance. I'm not going into medical debt for something as non-life threatening as a porn addiction.It's inconvenient, but largely harmless.Frankly, it didn't get real bad until my dog died. Being able to take my dog on walks whenever I had the urge helped distract me.Now that I live by myself, there's nothing really to do.
>>42444181>more emotionally mature.The entire point of the character is that he's supposed to be just that by now, but isn't.
>>42463195DYWETS? He's not like you, he's better than you and not a neet anymore.
>>42457996Yeah, he doesn't have money for healthcare, but he has money to go to another country. Dumbass.
Do you brown gen-Zers ever have anything intelligent to say? talk about sex considering this is a thread about it. You can't even do that despite obsessing over it?
>>42471429This is the 'active' board you wanted, we couldn't gatekeep anymore, you said.
>>42471720Hard to gatekeep when jannies actively support invaders.
>>42431857alcohol
>>42480951Satan is real, but he's not going to kill you.Just torture your soul for all eternity.
>>42431866wasn't every new character introduced after season 3?
>>42456457anon how would you feel if when u got to equestria every mare in town knew u were hyper horny 24/7 so they just let you give them back shots whenever because they care
>>42435876I just self insert as him
>>42456786Unironically - just work more hours. I used to be a porn addict with similar symptoms to you but when I started working long hours I was too tired to wank once I got home. That was the start of losing my porn addiction and I've now since returned to regular hours and I no longer have the urge to wank everyday. I lost my addiction without even realising it tbdesu.
>>42484117thanks you too
what is the point of this thread?
i dont understand, hes having sex with herop said backrubs thoughand dash is gay? and zephyr is a boy...my head hurts
>>42431857>shitty drawing by retarded incest-faggotEw
>>42504671Is this why the board hates Zephyr? He reminds them of themselves?
>>42504687Wdym? Those two aren't related
>>42504701Yes
>>42504701Maybe. Although, I actually kinda like him because of that relatability.
>>42504709To be fair, I don't think Zephyr is meant to represent bronies specifically, more like a broad idea of the young and annoying slacker. It just happens that many of us are like that.
>>42505119I mean, I didn't really notice the "weird fan" aspect in Zephyr. Bronnies are also defined by their love of the show for little girls, and I don't think Zephyr represents that crucial aspect well.
>>42431857And groom her... mane?
>>42502713
>>42505791
>>42505791He came inside Rainbow Dash at least 8 times what a legend. That one in the far back kicking the wall looks more like Big Mac's child than Zephrys
>>42505404More art like this
>>42505888He probably took after granny
trvke
>>42506880I hate both of these shipsbut then, I just hate shipping in general
>>42507974>he came inside rainbow dash
>>42507974Kino. Dashie had too much cider and finally let Zephyr hit.
>>42431890https://www.fimfiction.net/story/374524/close-the-curtains-theres-a-breezesadly incomplete
>>42504708Fair, he reminds me of this guy
>>42511447I can see that
>>42513831Yeah, it's Kuzco
>>42444130Mooob?
>>42514410
>>42518238got 'em
>>42518238That'll be quite the news to hear
>>42431857how did I miss this one? always love some zephyrdash
>>42431877>flutterfags now get to add sis-con to their listUhhh BASED?
>>42522207Most likely, no>>42504734>>42505310
>>42523345Because many anons are lazy asses/neets like that, it's correlated with being a brony, bit it's a different label
>>42523371It would be more fair to say that some anons felt called out for being annoying and overfamiliar neets, rather than for being obsessed with girly little horses specifically
>>42523365yeah
>>42524953among other things
>>42518238
>>42516728nice distraction
>>42494308
>>42528326Lol, how are they doing it with their hooves?
>>42531492Indeed it is
>>42431857Personally I prefer this animation.I guess I have a thing for anal, so fair enough.
>>42433728Consent of the body's preprogramming overrides consent of the rational mind because the rational mind tends to break free and remove itself from the gene pool. That's why most species in nature find more reproductive success once they get rid of an intelligent brain.
>>42539453YES!
>>42535337Brapfag...
>>42431857nice nice
>>42528326cute little filly
>>42541951She's lovely.
>>42543088lol cute
>>42543088Did Rainbow Dash speed past him? Haha.
>>42544201Yep.
>>42525662Haha!
>>42524172that's some intereresting mane choices
>>42431857Oh that's the goooood shit right there.
>>42543088Heheh
>>42431857unf
>>42506880Absolute cope
>>42506880Absolutely truthful
>>42506880kek
>>42431857based
>>42549522on IWTCIRD?
>>42549953yeah
>>42431857Gracias.
>>42550893we got a gringo over here
>>42551392What?
>>42551697GRINGO!
>>42552210???
>>42431857lol
>>42458978When meds for bipolar are invented, and when everypony knows about them. Or at least when he knows how to control it.The writers didn't know. So over 100 years. Ha ha.https://www.reddit.com/r/bipolar2/comments/10q60ta/someone_tell_why_i_have_to_throw_everything_away/https://www.reddit.com/r/bipolar/comments/14rhtsm/mania_and_wanting_to_get_rid_of_everything_you_own/https://www.bphope.com/fast-talk-the-urge-to-purge/
>>42553801Are you ok, Anon?
>>42554330clearly not
>>42553801where meds for /mlp/polar
>>42555630doesn't exist, it's terminal.
>>42556208Fuck...
>>42555630in the backrub video haha
>>42559077Oh, neat. Thanks!
>>42543088idgi
>>42559949I think she took his drink? Im not sure
>>42560319Ahh ok.
>>42530898That's nice.
>>42561654indeed
>>42431857more like cumrubs
>>42562646That sounds wrong.
>>42563177no?
>>42564084Very cute couple in wedding dresses!
>>42564084lol
>>42564084So happy
>>42564084Love this pic
>>42460897He is very good pony and a big help to ponysociety!
>>42567037any evidence?
>>42567622Uhhh... The pics above count. Right?
>>42568669hmm perhaps
>>42569204What a relief.
>>42433991I FUCKING WOULD
>>42570061do not, you must ask for consent!
https://www.wattpad.com/story/208108033-love-is-everywhere
>>42572344Haha, nice!
>>42572344good song so zephyr has great taste
*snaps selfie*#JustThreadThings#LowQuality
>>42572344I don't think Rainbow Dash is impressed.
Am I crazy or did some guy calling himself Zephyr get married to Dashie at Mare Fair?
>>42530898
>>42588869>>42589330I could've sworn at the Marriage panel some guy did.
>>42432097Welcome to 4chan, everypony!
>>42432926Gee ok anon, get the stick out of your ass
>>42434793Why not both?
>>42600681Yep>>42585708
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED?!
>>42604011>>42604335...Welp, at least the pics are still here
>>42604774Don't worry about it.
HOLY SAMEFAGGINGI KNEEL
This thread had the same type of posts as https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/42448663/#42448663 >ah ah >wow! >cute! >lovely I had my doubts, but it seemed a bit too schizo. Turns out both got Thanos'd, and it really was a single samefag doing this for over a month.
>>42605099 It's worse than that. Check the deleted posts and their posting rate. Always around 30 seconds.
>>42605115It's not the only thread that got Thanos'd, btw>>42376781>>42419190
