You heard her, anon
dumb futafag
>>42444651Mindbroken, he meant her hooves.
>>42444645All twifags are trans.
>>42444651this anon gets his asshole obliterated by marecocks
>>42444656NTA but that image is trannycoded
Futafags are like Anthroniggers. They take the elegant, perfect form of a mare, nature's most harmonious creation, and twist it into some grotesque, throbbing nightmare to satisfy their deranged urges.Equestrian mares are flawless just as they are. They don’t need to be "improved" with meat scepters or swinging ballsacks. That’s not enhancement, that’s desecration. Whenever I see a futa edit, it’s like someone spray-painted a dick on the Mona Lisa. I don’t get turned on, I get the urge to grab a pressure washer.These degenerates aren’t content with quietly jerking off to their bastardized biology either. No, they have to shove it in everyone’s face like some greasy street preacher of perversion. “Kinkshaming!” they cry, as if our disgust isn’t a rational response to seeing Fluttershy with a veiny two-footer flopping under her belly.They could’ve just admired the mares. Appreciated them for their grace, their charm, their divine flanks. But no. They stapled a dong on and called it a day. It’s lazy, it’s gross, and it’s a crime against ponykind.Futafags aren’t just horny. They’re missionaries for a corrupted gospel, spreading their gospel of gonads like it’s divine truth. It’s not. It’s coom-colored heresy.Keep your filth in your folders. Don’t make it our problem. The mares deserve better. They deserve reverence, not revision. Futas are a scourge, and as long as we’ve got keyboards and taste, we’ll keep calling it out.The mares must remain pure. The mares must be protected.
>>42444743>two separate 'not x but y' statements in a single postBack in my day we wrote our rants ourselves rather than telling ChatGPT to do it and then changing a few words.
>>42444645She means her clit
>>42444743/mlp/ has around 500 people at most.The most upvoted anthro pics on boorus have thousands of likes.Therefore, liking anthro is statistically more normal than disliking it./mlp/ just wants to forever pretend like it's still 2011 and furries haven't been assimilated into 4chan culture, including their own cons. The poseur, performative hatred of anthro is nothing but virtue signaling to a culture that barely even exists at this point.
>>42444832Erm, anthro images would actually have thousands of dislikes, but on Derpibooru, downvoting images based on their content is against the rules :/
>>42444832I'm a furfag and I think anthro ponies look bad. It just doesn't fit.
>>42444743>Futafags are like Anthroniggersyeah, we're both BBB (based beyond belief)
>>42444848agreed, anthro ponies are just such a vile and complete downgrade from regular quadrupeds, yet I can stomach anthro anything-else generally fine
>>42444748Stupid zoomer pretending you're a millennial. We're doing the reverse. We're writing our own shit and then putting ChatGPT to change a few words for us to sound smoother.
>>42444854>stupid zoomer, you don't know how we're actually using chatgpt!I feel like you've worked against your own argument here. Surely if I'm so ignorant about the use of a technology primarily used by young people I'm more likely to be older.
>>42444841Fresh cope
>>42444832/mlp/ aren't the only ones using boorus
>>42444645yummy yummy gummy cummy in my tummy
>>42444908Well, you're arguing with a person who literally admits he's using AI to create his argument for him. Of course it's going to be riddled with illogical shit.
>>42444645I miss the mares with flares threads…
>>42446131Well you can make one, there's nobody stopping you. You'll just have people calling you a faggot the whole time.
>>42446135I don’t think they’re allowed anymore, which is honestly worse for the whole board as it was a containment thread
>>42446148You regularly spammed it outside the containment, futatranny.
>>42446148You trannies never stayed in your "containment thread"I'm glad your threads got banned
>>42444645Proving once and for all if you waifu Twilight you are undeniably gay
>>42446421I dunno about that. She's just the most popular character so statistically any fetish is going to be linked to her.
>>42444743Just a tip but next avoid terms like "throbbing nightmare" or "meat scepters" and "swinging ballsacks" as that just made me horny
>>42447021/chag/fag spotted.
10 out of 10!
>>42444645no
>>42444645>"her"LMAO twifags are deluded
>>42444832Anthro ponies are garbage, has nothing to do with muh furries. It just looks retarded, simple as.
>>42444832autism
>>42445318Anon?
>>42449219just a typical twifag move along Xir
>>42448583Wrong
>>42448583They're both the same thing
>>42448583The only 2 things that separate mares from furries are>hooves>quadrupedalAnthro removes both of these things. They become inherently furries.
>>42444651I actually find futamare on mare action hot.I however cannot say the same for futa mare on stallion or man. Don't see the appeal there.
>>42450159>He doesn't want his prostate milked by his waifus 14 inch marecockGay
>>42450137anthro still has hooves though
>>42450219can*, not stilllove me some arm hooves in addition to leg hooves
>>42444645unf..
>>42444651She's talking about her clit coom brain
>>42449219if you won't even guzzle your waifu's cock cream then you don't really love her
>>42450735Anon...
>>42450735Wat
>>42450735very true
>>42450735>if you won't even guzzle your waifu's nasty shits then you don't really love hervery true
>>42450735>if you won't even gore your waifu in the most painful way possible then you don't really love hervery true
>>42450735>if you won't even watch your waifu get fucked by other males then you don't really love herYABBA????????
>>42450735>if you won't even let your waifu fill you with her eggs then you don't really love hervery true
>>42444645post that video
>>42452047...Video?
>>42452012Zoomer simps unironically believe this.
>>42452012This is very true in the case of us Raricucks. Every mare has her needs, and with Queen Rarity, her needs include validation and fat cock from elite, high status stallions. It would be wrong to withhold someone as perfect as Rarity from her needs, and if you truly loved her, you would sit in the cuck chair and watch her needs be fulfilled with a fat smile on your face.
>>42452512This. Loving Rarity means you accept her needs and wish her to have the best life that she deserves.
>>42450735The utter state of every twifag. There is no coming back from this.
>>42444645NO
>>42452727So you wouldn’t suck your waifus hot marecock and guzzle all of her delicious semen? I hope you realize that you’re the faggot in this situation
>>42453264No I dont think so twitranny . Mares dont have cocks, what you are describing is mega gay.
>>42450164only 14? amateur hour over here
>>42453852Twi has a tiny pp
>>42453894smol pp is fine. she has to poke my prostate harder to make me cum plus i can fit the entire package in my mouth while giving her a morning blowjob kiss
>>42453894But she has a huge pussy
>>42454342huge marecock*
>>42444645No I didn't
>>42450159One of my favorite clopfics was Twilight slowly forming a mare harem with her futa cock. Good times. Shame it never finished.
>>42452727A fic of futa Twilight mind breaking these two with her cock would be great.
>>42444743>Fluttershy with a veiny two-footer flopping under her belly.Unf
>>42455493post clopfic
>>42455590unff
>>42444832>virtue signaling Stop using words you don’t know. Posturing would be a better fit. Also you are wrong since I don’t think furry and ponies mix well.
>>42456143https://www.fimfiction.net/story/20617/twilights-misadventures-and-apologies-to-the-readers
>>42452351Yeah, it's a video of Twilight singing about her best friend, which turns out to be fastfood burgers, if I recall.Same guy who did the one with Rarity making Dash model different outfits set to a Mario song.
>>42457106This one, yes.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-GhPZmulaPI
>>42457101thanks
>>42444645ok glup
>>42457101unf
>>42444748this
>>42457109Doesn't seem so bad.
>>42458948well obviously
>>42457109BUNGER I LOVE BURGERS
>>42459710BURGERS AND FRIES
>>42444645She should invent a spell to suck it.
Twily’s tiny little marecock... unfffff I wish she’d just shoot all of her hot maresemen directly down my throat and into my belly
wtf
>>42460875ew
>>42460875I want to tease her about her tiny pp and compare it to her friends’.
>>42462341why are you talking about yourself
>a couple fillies are giggling in the corner of a library>twilight rolls her eyes, kids looking at anatomy books>later that day>twilight thinks that she's never actually peeked at one of those giggly anatomy books herself>Wow look labeled pictures of naked ponies with no standard "invisible genital illusion" spell, ha ha, hilarious. I can see the stallions penis>Well, the mare must still have some genital illusion spell, there's no marecock in this drawing>But the stallion has a penis? Weird that they wouldn't hide that, but they hid the mare's penis>Check another book>Stallion isn't hidden, mare only has breasts and vagina. MareCock is hidden.>check another one. Same thing>find a book specifically about horse reproductive system>mare doesn't have a cock, stallion does>Even has a whole chapter on genital hiding illusion spells, with diagrams of mare and stallion with everything hidden>Twilight starts freaking out>Do mares not usually have penises?>She couldn't be the first and only mare with a cock, right?>Should she ask somepony?>Did they already know twilight was weird?>Was she sure that she properly had a genital hiding illusion spell active every day of her entire life?
>>42463050>she's never actually peeked at one of those giggly anatomy books herselfImpossible.
>>42462806he's not. he has no friends
>>42463050>Twilight comes up to you, blushing up a storm, unable to look at you in the eye>She says not to make jokes as she can’t bring this up to the other girls and raises a leg, showing off her cute package>She asks if you’ve noticed other mares with a penis like thisWhat do you do?
>>42463360no Anon has such a thing
>>42464589but I do. you're all my friends :)
>>42444645Ok
>>42465086lol
>>42465086Suck it.
>>42464028start sucking.
>>42464028Run away!
>>42464028>Burn it with fireIt's a changeling. Real Twi has horsepussy. Don't get tricked next time.
>>42467350Anon, Twilight's not going to approve of you killing a changeling even if it is impersonating her and trying to get you to think she has a dick. Instead you should play along for a bit while getting Spike to find the real Twilight so that the problem can be solved.
>>42467357Real Twi isn't a pussy. Billions of changelings must be banished.
>>42467378Billions of marecocks must be sucked.
>>42468369Yes?
>>42467378based!
>>42469359on twichad?
>>42470150yep
>>42470394Wow!
>>42464028spin 360 and walk away
>>42471301same
>>42471301You can't do that
>>42472231But Billy Jean is not my lover.
>>42472306HE HE
>>42472231>he doesn't know
>>42444645sorry I only have an appetite for human penis
>>42471301(J)ANNIE ARE YOU OK?
>>42475498no
>>42465082gaynow kiss me
bump for twicock.
twichads
>>42444645I accept my fate
>>42477953same
>>42477953>>42478376for reals?
>>42444740you sure seem to know a lot about what is and is not "tranny", anonsomething you're not telling us?
>>42479199Yes.
HE'S MY BEST FRIENDBEST OF ALL BEST FRIENDS DO YOU HAVE A BEST FRIEND TOO?
>>42480943Yeah!
>>42480943no ;(
>>42480943what is "friend"?
>>42482363it's something that is not real
>ctrl f>two mentions of "clit"I see there are only three heterosexual people left on this board.
>>42483150>he doesn't know
>>42483607what
>>42444740to you, and to you only, rent free faggot
>>42479405>>42484129Cope
>>42483150
>>42484113Nothing...
>>42485361???
>>42486037like i said bro
>>42486915you're taking the piss
>>42487546Twat.
>>42487990that is what you are
>>42488451>projecting
>>42488878nice deflecting what you are
>>42489475>>42488878>>42488451>>42487990>>42487546>>42486915>>42486037>>42485361just kiss already
>>42489479i'll kiss you massa
>>42490187EW
>>42489479No.
>>42490187faggot
>>42490187well, what are you waiting for?
>>42491755*SMOOOOCH*oh massa you're so sexy*SMOOCHA* *SMOOOOCH*
>>42492247WTF
>>42444854our imperfections make us who we are anon
>>42492247more, you kissing slut
>>42492831no, I have standards you know.
>>42493736shh shh shh, no talkinglemme just...therenow back to kissing
>>42493852pls no...
>>42494309Back.To.Kissing.NOW.
>>42494865have mercy!
>>42494309>>42495398i noticed a severe lack of smooches. care to explain?
>>42495426massa im sorry i'll get to it in just a moment massaa
>>42496002SMOOCH NOW.
>>42496478*SMOOOOOOOCH*
>>42496909SMOOCH ME MORE NOW!
>>42496002good anon*pat pat*
>>42497311*SMOOCH SMOOCH SMOOOOCH!*
>>42496478>>42497311nigga stole my smooches
>>42498199*SMOOOCH* *SMOOOCH* *SMOOCH* SORRY MASSA!
>>42498718lower
>>42498939*smoo-* wait that's gay anon
>>42499177we don't know that until we try
>>42499188so. uhhh. guess i'll smooch the tummy? *SMOOOOOCH*
>>42499702a little bit lower
>>42499726UMM... I guess your shoes then? *SMOOOCH*
>>42500231I think anon wants it higher than that.
>>42500231i said a little bit
>>42500732massa please don't ill smooch your legs *SMOOOCH*
>>42444645But Twi is a magic horse, thus she can make her cock suck itselfBut would a cock sucking itself involve non-Euclidean geometry?
OP is a tranny who should be phonebooked
>>42501475>OP is a tranny>trannyIf the OP wants to be an early portable radio, I'm not going to be the one resisting their wish, even if their asking to be one is at a medium frequency
>>42444645Yes m'princess, my mouth is always open-wide for sucking some "friendship"
>>42501467wat
>>42501467>she can make her cock suck itselfLmao cock selfvore.>But would a cock sucking itself involve non-Euclidean geometry?I imagine it could look like a Klein bottle.
>>42501489is it a good radio or a eh one?
>>42502628It's made by Pony, so it's good
>>42503531wow!
cocksleeve
>>42504332cute!>spoileroh
>>42504332haha?
>>42504332>spoilerHOT
>>42504332...WTF
>>42503531lol
>>42504332Oi OI OI what WHAT
>>42506093Hmm? Nothing is wrong there.
>>42504332Ironically, on Derpi this has the tag wholesome
>>42506948I mean it is, isn't it?
>>42507343Not in the context of this thread its a yeah
>>42507975What about cuntext?
>>42508474heh
>>42507343perhaps ;)
>>42509089You're creeping me out.
>>42509326Ok, and?
>>42444645I cant hear
>>42455493I've always wanted to read a futa-twi harem where she ends up seducing the MILFs of her friends.You can't tell me that seeing Twilight wreck Cloudy Quartz wouldn't be hot.
>>42510478unf
>>42510207But you can read.
>>42511191no I lost the will to read and now everything is blurry
>>42511191I can read Twi's but_
she should eat too many hayburgers and throw it all up on my face, then fuck me with her futa cock
>>42511724haha?
>>42511724You killed the vinyl thread with this
>>42512172meds now, fag.
>>42511724Wtfff
>>42512567Yes?
>>42501467>>42502112Non-euclidian sex is so based it's unreal
>>42513062It's been a thing before you were born, my autistic faggot. Spade became another way of referring to a nigger, and the card suit being black was just association. Queen of spades is another way of saying high class women being queen of blacks, but not in master-slave way.It's a reversal of colonization, which subjugated and demeaned niggers then, now whites are demeaned and open legs for their womb to get colonized.
>>42511724Bro...
>>42513262Haha?
>>42513262not just hayburgers she can eat whatever she just has to throw up in my mouth then fuck it down
>>42513403UNF
>>42513403You're serious?
>>42513403GIWTWM
>>42480943It tickles in my tummy, he's so yummy yummy~
>>42513403wtf
>>42511724kinda gay tbf
>>42515378Does kinda sound like that.
>>42510478I've always thought Twilight ending up in the G5 world and creating a harem with the G5 cast would be hot.Sunny would through herself on Twilight's cock and happily help her friends find there way under her princess, too, even if they don't think they want it.They'll change their minds once the one true ruler of ponies fucks their brains out.
>>42515575no it don't
>>42516355uhh yeah it does bro!
>>42514209fag
>>42517409And?
>>42517874You're the faggiest faggot to ever faggot on 4chan's /mlp/.
>>42514209Do you have a best friend too Super straight btw
>>42518452>super straight btwSomething tells me you're a pretty big liar.
>>42518631what makes you think that then
>>42519076The thread, perhaps?
>>42519433nah It cant be bro
>>42519734You're screwing with me, aren't you?
>>42518452This was my first post in this thread
>>42520364How am I supposed to believe you?
>>42520708I am a phone poster, does that answer your question?
>>42520956not a good enough answer
>>42465082ur not my friend. you anons are fucking gay and no fun to hang out with. kill yourself for even thinking we are frens.
>>42521069why are you so mean 2 me ;(
>>42521455We all hate you.
>>42521455we all love you! <3
>>42521993thank you very much nonny!!! ;)
>>42522726cute!
>>42522726she is so smug...
>>42522726she is so fat...
>>42523734...her dick is, at least
>>42523819unf
>>42522726cheeky bugger
>>42522726STOP SMILING THIS IS A NO SMILE ZONE
>>42524914:)
>>42524914no
>Spunky Punky TwiNever Mind The Bollocks, Here's her Sex Pistol
>>42524914Smile, smile Smile! - Pinkie Pie
>>42524914>STOP SMILING THIS IS A NO SMILE ZONE>picYou do, >>42524914: Twi's
>>42526188kek
>>42525932unf
>>42444645Not going to do it.
>>42527353yeah cause you're a wuss
>>42527353>going to do itshould be your answer
>>42527785>>42528272i am NOT going to SUCK a COCK even if it's Twilight Sparkle's COCK. I am not gay.
>>42528281'i am ___ going to SUCK a COCK even if it's Twilight Sparkle's COCK. I am ___ gay' is what you should say
>>42528299You're just twisting my words now, I would never do that!
>>42528299zesty
>>42444645No thanks, Twilight. I'm good.
>>42529735SUCK IT AND YOU MUST DO IT PERFECTLY
>>42524914OcO
>>42530238stop... please... no more smiles... the sign says no smiling...
>>42531080Because you asked so nicely, more smiling Twi
>>42531230you're making me cry, please follow the rules and stop smiling!
>>42531595>you're making me cry...makes for a happy Twi
>>42531932>Alicorn TwilightNot canon, anything past S2 is not real. you're not real.
>>42532396Yes cannonyour opinion isn't real
>>42532396All seasons are real, you aren't real
>>42532619>spoilerSame can be said for yours.>>42532635None of us are real.
>>42533292Princess Twi smiles as she agrees with me that all your opinions are wrong, and mine never will be>not posting Twiyou don't have a decent image collection to be able to do so
>>42533292>>42444645
>>42444832>performativeI wouldn't call it just performative when I'm pretty sure you still get banned for posting it here >>42444841What in the world is the downvote function for then?
>>42533330>not posting TwiWhy should I?>>42533386SMILING IS ILLEGAL TWILIGHT STOP SMILING IT SAYS IN THIS DECREE IT'S ILLEGAL TO SMILE STOP STOP STOP!
>>42532635I wish I could go to Equestria, but alas it is just only a cartoon and not something real in any corporeal form.
>>42534602It can be real in your dreams!
>>42535206Only for so long before it stops existing, sad...
>>42535692Well it counts.
>>42517409>retard hasn't even seen the animation the thread is based onNever change, /mlp/
>>42536549is there a problem with that?
>>42444645I vill NOT and I vill resist
>>42537620YOU WILL SUCK IT AND YOU WILL SUCK IT CLEAN!
>>42538040No.
*Twi throatfucks >>42538819*>>42538819: 'GLK-GLK-GLK'
>>42538873This did not happen. Never happened. I don't suck cocks.
>>42539779'This did ___ happen. __it_ happened. I do__ suck cocks' is what you should say.
>>42540317I did not say this. I did not suck twilight's cock. Stop it!
>>42444645Twi>>42540482anonpone >>42504332cocksleeve
>>42541043Oh my, haha...
>>42542176 is anonpone here: >>42504332cocksleeve
>>42542496no i am not please dont do this to me
>>42444645I unironically find this hot. Shameful.
>>42452033Chrissy isn't my waifu but I still want her to fill me with her eggs (non-consensually). What does that mean?
>>42522726How Twilight looks at you knowing that even her little marecock is still bigger than your human penis.
>>42543210That means you're brain damaged. But don't worry, it's the norm now to be.
>>42543194Shameful? It is glorious.
>>42444645>raped
>>42544631kek
>>42544631>raped>>42543181 raped by Twi sure>>42543181>>42504332cocksleeve
>>42545585Ahhhh!
>>42545585UNF
>>42545585WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS TO SO MANY ANONS?!
>>42547136>WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS TO SO MANY ANONS?!>picEspecially Twi's , >>42547136
>>42547254You're evil.
>>42547880Those who say they won't suck Twi's cock are evil
