Misty Brightdawn is the biggest poochie in the entire history of the mlp franchise.>Worse than Glimmer.>Forced, not even in the g5 movie.>One-note, always sad and crying now.>Promoting generalized anxiety disorder and schizophrenia as personality traits to children.>Replacing Fluttershy in g6.What else can I say? I hate her, she is also a blatant case of DEI mandate.
>>42452055I love her and I always will. FPBP.
>>42452081Of course the gollyfag would befriend Misty. Not a surprise at all.
>>42452055nobody even knows who this is
By the way, I just remembered that I’m finally watching through the whole series and it’s been a few days, and I left Misty without a dad. Gonna watch “Family Trees” then “Father of the Bridlewood” now. :3
We're so back
>>42452055based
They ruined her. She was cute and funny when she worked for Opaline. Then she became insufferable.
Misty is fugging fugly.
>>42452089Good.
>>42452055TMD
>>42452086That's why cozy glow deserved to be turned into stone
>>42453449>tfw you're not allowed to fuck or cum
>>42454001I do not condone violence to Golly, but I *do* condone violence against M*sty and her band of KEKs.
>>42453449Break out the cat o' nine tails, Opaline! Show SHARTsty what happens to those who betray such a beautiful and loving queen!
>>42454001How dare you? Cozy Glow is Opaline’s best friend!>>42454437LOL! Thanks! Same. Even though I love her, I also love her abuse just as much. :)
>>42454610
>>42454869Opaline is so beautiful and graceful, even when she's angry.
>>42454870I want her to yell at me.
>>42454437>Her band of KEKSoffboarder exposes himself
>M*sty appreciation thread died before this one
>>42454869lol, this blue whore deserves worse
>>42452399...on planet Retard. She was always bad.
>>42455650Did it even reach 10 posts before dying? Because that might be the new anti-record for M*styfags.>>42455651We can try different things.
>>42455654>t. secondary.
>>42455748Or just a tourist, considering he doesn't remember when the board was swamped with anons swooning over Misty's cute misfortune.
>>42455748>>42455835>everyone on the board is one person There were definitely people hating on Misty back then. Hell, people hated her before she even spoke because of her zigger features.
>>42455835Also known as a secondary.
>>424556956 posts. I think there are more M*sty threads with even less posts before death, depending on criteria.
Imagine creating a hate a thread about the only character who actually was loved in a whole generation, to the point Hasbro relied to pushing more and more about, and being considered to replace your waifu in g6
>>42456399>Imagine creating a hate a thread about the only character who actually was loved in a whole generationNo one mentioned Opaline doe
>>42456416Opaline was raped by a tree, get over it. Misty became a protagonist.
>>42456271Proud of your raid? You are such a nigger.
>>42456421Opaline was trapped by a magic tree. No rape was depicted. Then G% died.
>>42456421And Misty is and forever will be a forced, unloved, diversity checkbox
>>42456435This argument relies on believing what that nigger who went viral on X said. Misty doesn't equal a human race, nor anypony else.
>>42456426M*sty appreciation toilets are not even worth raiding.
>>42456471 there is only one other pony in all of MYM that has her same disgusting mop of a mane and she is also black Is that a coincidence?
>>42456725yet you do it anyways
>>42456054A secondary just doesn't watch the show. The tourist might've watched some episodes but never visited this board before.
>>42456832Est proprium stultitiae aliorum vitia cernere, oblivisci suorum.
>>42457175Ave, imbecillus.
>>42457599Ira furor brevis est.
>>42455312
I love and hate Misty at the same time. I wish Misty haters and lovers could find common ground. I mean, as someone who’s both, I can evaluate both aspects of myself, and I think you should all admit this: She’s a fun pony to think about. Whether it’s seeing her get horribly and relentlessly abused and tortured, or loved and cuddled endlessly, you do have to admit, she leaves a positive impact on your brain and on your mind, right? Let’s all make peace, please. :)
>>42458210M*sty betrayed my Queen.M*sty should've never been born.
>>42458210>Gollypedo is both a Misty hater and lover True schizo
>>42455651How about a sleigh ride?
I like Misty, but I didn't think propping her up through contrived importance is good way to make her a character (shoehorning)
>>42452055Oh yea? Well fuuuuuuuck you mayne
>>42461473Opaline’s new child.
>>42461494Opaline will be so proud of her.
>>42460107I still cant believe this pic ragged the MLP fans that much. They can get to be stupid, but this was too much.
>>42463044What do you mean?
>>42461494>>42461758She's a statue, dumbass.
>>42463122Not for long.Make sure to bump the thread, my friend.
>>42463141>Is a statue>Has no ability to be unstoned by herself>Has no ability to be unstoned by Copaline Try to keep up senorsingles.
>>42463168That's just your cognitive bias speaking. You don't like Opaline, and you don't want Cozy to be freed. There's nothing to suggest that Opaline can't free her. She's a knowledgeable alicorn.
>>42463178It's the contrary actually, there's nothing that suggests Copaline can or even would want to free a spoiled powerless brat.
>>42463225>canWith alicorns, the possibilities are actually quite high. They're probably the most magical beings on the planet. If Opaline can find ancient relics and grow together trees, then I think she can find a way to free Cozy. Also, the alicorn sisters Celestia and Luna seemed able to petrify Cozy without Discord's help, so I think an alicorn like Opaline can manage with at least one small filly in the statue. This is simply unexplored territory.>wouldWell, she did save a certain unicorn filly, despite how that turned out. I'm sure Cozy's story is known to Opaline. She was an alicorn once, and the artifact that made Cozy an alicorn is still out there. It might not even be needed. Either way, Opaline is an alicorn supremacist. I'm sure she'd be interested in a ward that is specialized in political intrigue like her.
>>42463278Only gollytards push the most retarded pairing, if Opaline would know about her then she would know how much of a little piece of shit she was at trying to scheme her way. What kind of retard would want someone whos always trying to backstab you as a daughter? Misty was picked because she was moldable, Cozy isn't.
>>42463046Probably some off-site drama.
>>42452055I will shit all over you until you drown in it.
>>42463301I'm pretty sure most of them don't even consider this pairing. I like it because it's two different intriguers, which does have potential for a dynamic. Sure, you could take the boring route and say that Opaline gets backstabbed by Cozy, but I prefer to think that Opaline would be impressed by Cozy's competence and end up acting as a mother figure, teaching Cozy things she didn't know. I personally always believed Cozy lacked proper parental guidance, so I think it could work out. Besides, Opaline needs a successor.>if Opaline would know about her then she would know how much of a little piece of shit she was at trying to scheme her way.Because Opaline didn't try to scheme her way?
>>42463323Thank you saar. Much obliged.
>>42463323Use a toilet instead.
>>42459197
>Both M*sty threads died before this one
>>42465314I wonder how many threads will it take them to realize: *no one* likes SHITsty.
>>42465551We may never know.
>>42466480
>>42465551A wh-one, a twhoo, a three. The answer is three.
>>42466650
>>42466652>proves the point immediatelyit can't help itself kek
>>42466663Just making sure you bump the thread, my friend.
>>42466672Whatever you tell yourself at night my slave
>>42466691You wish I was your slave, deviant.
>>42466650Oh, that was me! Hi mom! I'm on the retard news!
>THE Misty Love/Anti-Hate official thread died before this one
You win. You win you absolute bastards. You jobless, unhappy, unestudied, unculutred, obnoxious, cunts. Are you happy now assholes? Has this made your misserable, lonely, purposeless existence any better? Will this little chuckle you'll get out of my seething worth, all the countless hours you spend in that cum smelling putrid cave you call a room bumping this shit of a thread? Niggers.
>42469369Don't forget to roll out another schizo headcanon about this thread in the next M*sty """Appreciation""", hood monkey.
>>42470355>Look goy this not-mlp-character is related to a mlp character, get angry Mindbroken
>>42470396
>>42470396Don't even bump this shit of a thread anymore Mistybro, there is also glory in defeat, lets go to greener grounds at g5 mares thread, let this misserable flaggots rot in their missery as they keep trolling no one but themselves bumping their retarded vomit enducing thread.
>>42470432A shit thread gets bumped by shitposters regardless, it's only fitting they get shit on. They're so buckbroken that they even bump on page1 like it accomplishes anything to the negroidmind
>>42470452True, anon, let's make them seethe by loving Misty, instead of being hateful retards as they are.
https://files.catbox.moe/2cta2x.png
>>42471049Faggot
>M*stykeks finally realized they can't have their own thread (much like their """waifu""" can't have fuck and cum)>Left with no other option but to bitch and whine hereKekkily
>>42471212Condemned to be forever assraped by rough tree vines.
>>42471297Your perversions are non-canon.
>>42471300Seethe, your hag of a "Queen" pussy is getting stretched now for the forts time, but not by a proper stallion, but by the vines of a magic tree wich defeat her. Kek.
>>42471355>ESLOpinion discarded.
>42471355Mind you, this is the kind of illiterate monkey that has the gall to call everyone who opposes his ZIGGERfu brown.
https://files.catbox.moe/dacu7m.png
https://files.catbox.moe/8gck8k.png
>>42470432>there is also glory in defeatUh, no you utter retard. What fucking cope is this?
>>42472390War is peaceFreedom is slaveryIgnorance is strength
>>42472204>>42471892Are you posting your own fridge-gore art? What did people say about art being a window to the soul and if you're ugly inside (and outside for you, kek) you make ugly art.
>>42471357Ad hominem>42471559Yes Izzynigger flaggot. You and the other couple of spergs that perpetuate this cespol of a thread deserve it, for being such a bunch of obnoxious, dislikeable edgy retards.>>42472390There is glory in knowing what fights you've lost, and what fights are not worth fighting anymore.
>>42472774Yet you are still here. Curious.
>even more ESL babbleMaybe you should've gone to school instead of participating in hood gang activities, M*sTYRONE.
>>42473441This.
>42473441>should've gone to school instead of participating in hood gang activities, M*sTYRONE.Stop projecting yourself onto others Izzynigger, the fact that I know how to communicate in more than one languge prooves you wrong, and indicates I have a higher scholar instruction than you Izzynigger.
https://files.catbox.moe/ok1vxq.png
Mistybros, stop bumping these shitty hateful ragebait threads, let him die. Maybe prev appreciation threads are not longer here for now, but is not an obstacle to know why Misty is one of the best mares ever!
>>42474850>>41968308
>>42474850You aren't wrong Mistybro, yet >>42470452 has a point. This restards are going to continue bumping their shitty thread, so the best plan of action is to flood this shitpost, with wholseome Misty posting!
>MistyKEK was so hurt about his melanated origin being brought up that he instantly started spamming reports about "muh RAY CYSM!"They aren't handling it very well I suppose.Also, I wonder if these retards even realize >>42474850 is trolling them? I do remember Sunnyflag making a troll OP pretending to be an appreciation thread.
>>42475154https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/42452055/#42475069
>>42475155I had to erase my post because my originall screencap had nsfw pics on it and... I've been already temporarily banned for posting smut on a blueboard
That zigress just can't stop herself from bawling at every inconvenience, can she?
>>42477853It's M*sty's bad genes. Can't be helped.
>M-m....MUFFINS? UUUWAAAHHH!!!
Piledrive Misty and break her neck
>>42478774And this is why that ungrateful ziglet deserved to be pushed aroun by Opaline.
>Secondaries weren't around for the original thread. >Revise history like /lgbt/ for artificial drama
>>42479408
>>42479412The comic you take out of context puts Opaline in a bad light, and Misty in a sympathetic one, she received the muffin as a free gift after being close to starvation. They are tears of joy. Your thread gets more brown by the day.
>By the other mode, forgotten is that love>Which Nature makes, and what is after added,>From which there is a special faith engendered.>Hence in the smallest circle, where the point is>Of the Universe, upon which Dis is seated,>Whoe’er betrays for ever is consumed.
>>42479408>knowing about what goes on /lgbt/Mistyrat...
>>42478846Suplex M*sty.
>MistyKEKS are unironic faggots who visit /lgbt/To the surprise of NO ONE
>>42480495Bstista Bomb Misty onto the sidewalk and cripple her for life
Everything wrong with Misty is Opaline's fault
>>42452055G% mares deserve to be brutally raped and tortured, and as for the stallions, they must have their cocks amputated with a red-hot knife and then be skinned alive. I hate this show so much
>>42481113https://twibooru.org/2433575
Suck my suckpole you slutty bitch.
>>42474850Lick my meat pole.
>>42480043That flew over your low IQ huh? it was just a roundabout way of saying trannies.
>>42481418>B-BUT Nope, too late to take it back.
>>42481418Everybody and their mother knows you're a tranny. Even the whole board.
Remember when plop-plops absolutely ass raped misty with a torrid affair of hooves to the face, crying, drunk on low tier turnip vodka?Worse than that time he made her get abducted by a swarm of hungry vultures.
>>42480969
>>42479254Agreed.
>>42481622>no u! a-and /mlp/ is my hivemind nyaIs that really the best your brain could come up with? You are very special-ed
>>42482635Trust me, nobody would bother trying to impress a sagecuck who is his own slave.
>>42482653>mangling words to own people onlineA special ed indeed
>>42482670Weird way to say you can't read.
>>42482679This is an English board, LATAM.
>>42482696You and your friends have fun today?
>>42482701>Non sequitur Try running the post through google translate.
>>42482705I've been watching you for quite a while now.
>>42482715I think you dropped these
Smash Misty's jaw and make her swallow her teeth
>>42483296Curb stomp M*sty.
What's blue, ugly, and not allowed to fuck or cum?
>>42483665
RKO TO M*STY
>>42469399
Reminder that Misty doesn't have a real surname.
>>42484840She does, it's Misty Blossomforth.
>>42484840Much like an animal.
>>42486984First time?
>>42485346I honestly forgot her dad existed and had surnameIt's funny how she uses her made up name instead of Blossomforth Like, "brightdawn" was literally made up on the spot
>>42487141Well, her dad certainly doesn't exist anymore.
>>42486990jej
>>42487176They don't call them deadbeat dads for nothing.
If I cosplay as Misty in a future convention, would any Opaline cosplayers be willing to mercilessly abuse me?
>>42486565Who was the first one to say Misty cannot fuck and/or cum?
>>42490356It was a scream of soul from some Sunnyfag, just after ZIGGERsty truly became a poochie and Sunny was shoved away from her MC position.The original copypasta must be somewhere in archives still.
>>42490356It was something forced by one dude, he even admitted he was sockpuppeting himself.
>>42490356I believe it was from a green someone made.
>>42489630I would mercilessly abuse you no matter the costume.
>>42491612M*sty had it so good.
>>42491337Thanks, SweetieGod! :3
>>42491337Cosplay as Plop-plops while doing it.
>>42492415He just needs an Adidas tracksuit and a newsboy cap.
>>42491612She looks like Opalin catched her while masturbating
>>42493685What would Opaline say if she caught Misty flicking the bean.
>>42494955>M*sty, you little shit.
>>42494955She would tell her that she shouldn't touch it because vaginas have teeth. And if she ever got her hoof in there it would keep eating and eating until she turned into a ball.
>>42495306Opaline is so funny.
>>42495306Based Opaline preventing universe from imploding due to M*sty achieving fuck and cum.
This is abhorrent
>>42495306True, that wicked hag preventing poor Misty from the delight of Gooning. Thank Celestia she was raped by a three for her sins.
>>42495862M*styschizo, this is your mindset.https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/42452055/#42475069All of your opinions and headcanons are invalidated.
>>42495825Opaline is always the modest hero.
>>42495840>M*sty became a trashy junkie after betraying Opaline
>>42495840Holy fuck, this one truly warrants a censored version, actual cognitohazard.
>>42495840Sweet Celestia! That's not safe for life!
>>42495840>42497379>>42497381Not even I can stand this atrocious depiction of Misty. She does not dederve this. This is outrageous
>>42491612this is refreshingly cute, thanks anon
>>42497379Personally, I think it speaks for itself.
>>42497858What a ziggerwhore
>>42498462This is how M*sty tells the story.
>>42495840
>>42452055Yeah but she's from an irrelevant generation so she didn't do as much damage as Glimmer and Shimmer
>>42500457>Glimmer and ShimmerInfinitely better than M*sty.
>>42501945Saved.
>>42503117>Opalaugh 17 reveal after a whole year
>YABBA DABBA DO!!!
M*STY HATE
The string of constant Misty episodes in tyt, Misty getting access to special magic books in the Bright House SUNNY LIVED IN, and Misty getting paired up with Izzy more and more instead of making her own fucking friends is what made me hate her and give up on g5.
>>42505831True.
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Misty waits for the elevator door to close and then she farts and then she blames it on you.
>>42509369The world is her toilet. No manners at all. M*sty is a disgusting deformed creature.
I HATE M*STY SO DAMN MUCH
I WANT TO KILL M*STY
EXECUTE M*STY
DOUSE M*STY IN GASOLINE AND DROP YOUR CIGAR ON HER
>>42463122still contacting more than misty ever could
>>42512256this
CURB STOMP M*STY
>M*sty anti-hate thread died before this one
>>42513369Almost 70 posts, that might be a record.
>>42513686Not good enough, however.
>CHORES? UUUWAAAHHH!!!
>>42512256>IESLB
GOOD MORNING, /MLP/WE ARE THE M*STY HATE THREADWE HATE M*STYWE HATE M*STYWE HATE M*STYAND WE HATE M*STY
AND I HATE M*STYI HATE HER BECAUSE SHE EXISTSI HATE HER BECAUSE SHE BREATHESI HATE HER BECAUSE SHE'S SCUM
M*sty is a deformed creature.
>>42452055I mean, at least she's actually a pony.
>>42519519M*sty is less than a pony. She betrayed my Queen.
>>42521281
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>>42519511Misty was raised by an abusive mother. You think your puny little punches mean anything to her?
>>42522527It's more about activating the hat.
>>42452055that hair reminds me of niggers so I hate her regardless
>>42453849based opaline!
>>42522891There's a reason for that.
Look at you Misty hate faggots. Look at how stupidly spam like your thread is. Look at how empty it is, just like your life. You keep bumping it as if it was a good thread when it's just 2 or 3 spergs posting even the last of their files to make this shit hit the bump limit... you are pathetic.
>>42527109Can you repeat that in English?
>>42527109Saar we don't speak New Delhi here saarPlease redeem some English saar
>>42527109TRUKANUKA
Bump.
>You actually watched that piece of dogshitYou watch Pony Life too, op?
KILL M*STY WITH A FLYING SAWBLADE
M*STY MUST DIE
MISTY execution MISTY slaughteringMISTYcide MISTY removal MISTY extermination MISTY hunting MISTY beheading Throwing MISTY in a meat grinder MISTY drowning MISTY burning TOTAL MISTY DESTRUCTION TOTAL MISTY DEMOLITION TOTAL MISTY IMMOLATION TOTAL MISTY DISMANTLING TOTAL MISTY RUINATION TOTAL MISTY SHATTERING TOTAL MISTY EXPLOSION TOTAL MISTY BOMBING TOTAL MISTY DEVASTATION TOTAL MISTY ANNIHILATIONTOTAL MISTY ERADICATION TOTAL MISTY APOCALYPSE TOTAL MISTY KILLING TOTAL MISTY TERMINATION TOTAL MISTY EXECUTION TOTAL MISTY BUTCHERING TOTAL MISTY DECIMATION TOTAL MISTY EXTIRPATION TOTAL MISTY END
>>42539810This.
M*sty is a genetic defect.
>>42531406>M*sty every time Plop-plops comes around
>>42541293Literally who? Is that the name of your gay OC?
HAVE M*STY FEEL THE WRATH OF A 7.62 ROUND
OBLITERATE M*STY WITH A BARRETT M82A1
CRUSH M*STY'S FACE WITH A CROWBAR
SLICE M*STY'S HEAD IN HALF WITH A KATANA
>>42544463
>>42544851
HAVE M*STY FALL ON REBAR
DROP SIX FOOT BOULDERS ON M*STY
KNEECAP M*STY WITH A SPAS-12
M*sty exists
>>42547124Unfortunately.
