>>42444564>last threadPost art, greens, and fics about Pinkie Pie!
>>42459347>ayo ayo why yes I am a fan of Pinkie Pie, how did you know?
>>42459347Sorry ponk bros, I couldn't save your thread in time. Raids and slides have been hitting hard lately.
I noticed that Pingy Pi thread struggles with posts more than any other waifu general, what's up with that?
>>42459497Pretty sure Rarity, AJ and Fluttershy bros struggle more than us.But all character generals are slow and the recent raids aren't helping.
>>42459497>>42459509If your general is too slow for this board, consider moving to nhnb, where all other dead generals reside.
>>42459596Nah, we'll just wait for the slides to stop.
>NHNB out of nowhereSo why are you sliding the catalog, Paco?
>>42459629>implying they will>>42459636For fun of course?
>>42459352Dios mio... el ponk creatura
rip last thread
I can't believe Pinkie Pie fucking died
>>42460362NoIt can't be true
>>42460362well at least she's in a better place...
>>42459347GIVE HER THE TUMMY BUZZ!!!
Wtf stop dying
don't you die on me now
>>42460152>>42459347Oops put it back it's OOC and not accurate.Pinkie Pie's eyes are way too hot for ugly she is. ;) Pink is an ugly color.
>>42461891YOU'RE AN UGLY COLOR
>>42462151Pinkie please lower your voice
>>42462151You're one to talk, meat puppet.
>>42463198Holy fuck this is adorable, is this yours?
>"I think he's homesick. He's just been sitting there, staring off into space. I've tried to talk to him, but he just says I don't understand him. Then he makes rude and anatomically impossible suggestions.">"Hmmm, a tough one, eh?">"I thought if anyone could snap him out of him, you could, so if you could give it a try?">She giggles cheerfully.>"Leave everything to me, Twilight!">You are Anon, and fuck this place.>You were certain that if you jumped into that interdimensional portal thingie at the Science Fair, nothing would happen.>The Universe has a sick sense of humor.>The crazy thing worked, and now you're stuck in this rural hellhole.>There's no internet, there's no nightlife, and there's no other people around.>Just these miniature, candy-colored, talking donkeys.>And a baby dragon, apparently.>Okay, they were very friendly and they provided for you, but you miss your old life terribly, and in lieu of a huge bender (cider just doesn't cut the mustard) you'd gone off to have a sulk.>Going on nearly a week now.>Fuck this place.>Suddenly Pinkie Pie.>"Watcha doin'?""Zip. Zilch. Diddly. Bupkus. Nada. Fuck-all.">"Sounds boring. Let's go do something!""I'm too tired to do anything. No wait, I'm too depressed to be tired.">She moves closer to you. "I know a cure for all of that!""Just leave me alone.">She steps closer to you once more, invading your personal space.>"Final warning Nonny, if you don't stop being such a stick-in-the-mud-""Go fuck yourself.">And with that, Pinkie Pie leans in and presses her soft, fuzzy lips against your cheek, and plants a big wet smacker there.>You, good sir, are frankly shocked."What the hell was that?!!">She giggles.>"It was a kiss, Nonny!" She bats her eyelids coquettishly at you. "Don't tell me you've never been kissed before?">By way of emphasizing her point, she leans in and does it again."Of course I have! Cut it out!">This provokes a third kiss as she invades your personal space further still.(1 of 2)
>>42463599>You could swear there was some tongue in that last one, as you start to get up."Alright, I'm outta here.">Pinkie Pie hooks both of her forelegs over your shoulders.>"Nope! You had your chance!">You can't stand up now, and she plants another wet kiss on your lips this time."Bleah! Pony germs! I've been poisoned!">Pinkie has the advantage now and she presses it, shifting her weight and bearing you down to the ground beneath her.>"You want to be a stick-in-the-mud? Well, sticks get licks!">This time she sticks out her tongue and licks your cheek."GROSS!">You squirm, but she uses her body weight to keep you pinned to the ground and licks your other cheek."PINKIE, STAHP!">Another lick right across your face forces you to clamp your lips shut, for fear of Pinkie Pie taking additional liberties with you.>You flail trying to get away.>"Say 'uncle'!""What?">She licks your face again.>"Say 'uncle'!">You struggle defiantly."Fuck off!">Just as you had feared, she takes advantage of your open mouth this time, and her soft, wet tongue invades, chasing yours around for what seems like an eternity.>She finally withdraws, leaving you covered in pony slobber and gasping for breath.>"Say it!">She sticks her tongue out again, just to make the point."ALRIGHT! UNCLE!">"You want to do something else now or do you want more?""UNCLE! Anything, just KNOCK IT OFF ALREADY!">"Okay!" she sing-songs cheerfully and gets off of you, extending a fore hoof to help you to your feet.>You stand, wiping off your face as best you can.>"C'mon! Let's go to Sugarcube Corner and get a snack!">You seriously consider telling her to get stuffed, but she makes a kissy face at you and you relent."Fine. Let's go.">"Okee-dokee-lokee!">Pinkie Pie starts hopping towards Ponyville's pastry shop with you in tow, passing a furiously blushing purple alicorn along the way.>"Like I said, just leave everything to me!">"S-s-sure, Pinkie." Twilight Sparkle stammers.(2 of 2)
>>42463337It’s ai slop
>>42459347Why do you ponkfags let your wife's thread die so easily?
>>42463700idk im just too lazy to post sometimes
>>42463599>>42463602i liek this
>>42463612Fuck I got gotStill cute
>>42460134Is there a bigger version of this?
>>42463978
I never had a real waifu, but I'm starting to realize that I really like pinkie>Favorite bfed scenes is pinkie sex scene>Felt robbed at s9 ending >When feel down, put on the smile song (and living tombstone remix), inevitably feel warm and more brave>She makes me feel oddly cherished and known, more than any human>Try to imagine what pinkie would do when comforting others>I wish I could hug her and thank her for helping me through hard timesWhat do?
You almost let her fall off again.>>42463599>>42463602Very nice, but I must deduct points for "purple alicorn" unfortunately. Only a few, since I can ignore it easily.>>42463785Man, that's cute. I never took my 3DS anywhere.
>>42463602I love this.
Post ponk with different hair styles
>>42466143I love you
>>42466709Tomboy Pinkie would be possibly immoral amounts of fun.
>>42466709
i like this one alot
>>42467488The warpaint is so pretty!
>>42467727How can one mare be so cute? It boggles the mind
What could she be listening to?
Pinkie Pie is insatiable.Once she has your trousers off, she assumes complete control and it's all over for you.
>"Hee-hee!">"Buckle up, Nonny!">"Pinkie's in the driver's seat now!">"And (You) are going for a ride!"
>>42468871the new tyler the creator album
its been so gay and lame recently but ponk is still a cutie
She has to eat all the eggs
>>42471048When she was a filly she ate four dozen eggs every morning to help her get large
>>42471048Joanna!!
>>42472157Ohhhh boy.
Since Pony Ponk and Saponkien Pie regularly switch places with each other via the portal, how can you tell with Pie you're creaming when the time comes?
>>42472184Why not both?Both is good.I'm down for a three-way with both Pinkies.
>>42473585>AI slop
This is your singing telegramI hope it finds you well!You're invited to a party'cause we think you're really swell!Gummy's turning one year oldSo help us celebrate!The cake will be deliciousThe festivities first-rate!There will be games and dancingBob for apples, cut a rugAnd when the party's overWe'll gather 'round for a group hugNo need to bring a giftBeing there will be enoughBirthdays mean having fun with friendsNot getting lots of stuff.It won't be the same without youSo we hope that you say yesSo, please, oh please R.S.V.P.And come, and be our guest!
>>42459347Fuck, it's been a long Pinktober. See y'all in a couple months!
>>42474320sauce?
pinkie... easy on the baked goods...
>>42474320me and my wife
You people are sick
>>42477012How so?
>>42477012
>>42463889its artist:lerk u dummyfilename 6-7 numbers -> check derpi at that index
>>42477012Yes we are!
>>42477012yes
You come home from a long day of work. Your boss refused to give you the day off for your birthday. No one sent you a happy birthday text. No one wished you a happy birthday while working. You have received no gifts, hugs, or recognition.AND THEN PINKIE PIE APPEARS IN YOUR APARTMENT AND SAYS "IT'S TIME TO PARTY!"
boop
No die Penko Pai
>>42478413>AND THEN PINKIE PIE APPEARS IN YOUR APARTMENT AND SAYS "IT'S TIME TO PARTY!"STRESS!
>>42477012That could be said for, like, 90% of the board?
I haven't drawn a ponko in years but here you go ponkobros
>>42480419Mlem
>>42480419Thanks Anon!
>>42480419cutie! draw more pink
>>42481312Pinkie Pie is in your closet eating your crayons.
Fucking Pinkie Pie as a human has to be like throwing a hotdog down a hallway. She fucked hundreds of stallions with giant cocks.
>>42481910>"Silly Nonny!">"It's not the size of the prize!">"It's the motion of the ocean!"
>>42482776I don’t know who you are, but I do know why you are like this.You are an insufferable faggot, and the world would be better off without you.
>>42480679Okay, here you go <3
>>42483959sunbeam, pinkbeam, wahoothis was my doodle today
>>42483959>>42483976really cute ponks!
>>42483739Dude. Clam down. The only insufferable faggot here is you. Just chill and post the cute pink horse.
>>42459347Sorry bros, but Ponka is only my second favorite
>>42482776>It's not the size of the boat, but the motion of the ocean that counts!"I am not a ponkfag. But, Pinkie uttering something like this would be damn sexy. That would be true whether she says it in a seductive way, or in her normal whimsical way.
Is Barbie allowed here? I am Latinx, so I am cursed into liking barbie.
>>42485496OP here, Yes it's allowed. Make sure to post a lot of barbies here.
>>42485505Is this true, anons? Or is OP a faggot and trying to get me in trubbs 0c0
>>42485520He's lying about being OP, so I wouldn't trust himI know because I AM OP!
>>42485543In order to make sure the thread doesn't die again, I propose we add some Barbie to supplement our lack of commitment to ponk. After all, she is still Ponk.
>>42477369Also, why is Ponka calling him all those names. lThose are some very serious allegations!
Also, does anyone have any tips on being closer to your waifu? Any help would be cool.
Come on Ponkfrens, where are you?
>>42485776Maybe writing fanfics about Ponk might bring you closer, but I don't know if you already know that.
>>42485496>>42485685or just, y'know, post latinx pinkie pie
>>42486272La Rumpa!~
>>42486413>>42486272I want to have mixed race foals with this latinx.
>>42477012oh, be nice!
But would you a Bubble Berry?
Finished a spicy human ponko tonight, enjoy pinkachadshttps://derpibooru.org/images/3662933
Stop letting the thread die you meanie mc-meanie pants
>>42487839stop posting barbieslop and maybe we won't
>>42487920You'd rather the thread die just because someone posted a slightly different ponk? Maybe if you fags actually posted here often I wouldn't have to resort to Barbieslop.
>>42487381Hot damn! What a perfectly THICC body she has! Pinkachads just keep winning!
Shitposters and baitlovers proving once again that hate is far stronger than friendship.
>>42488072https://youtu.be/gvq2XlxUGnM?t=4
https://files.catbox.moe/1j01nw.gifPretty mare! I love Panko! Ponko! Pinko!
Cute ponka
>>42477369Only because she has balloons on her butt.
Hey ponkfriends, you're last on the board, and I've got a question for you anyway.This artwork was based on a story that was itself based on that scene where Pinkie swallows a cake whole. What's some other weird shit like that?
>>42491091I don't think that's how food works
>>42491135Well, she's Pinkie Pie, but the idea was she tries to swallow a cake whole only to realize it's not as easy when she's pregnant. It was just a silly idea for a story based on a silly scene, and I'm racking my brain trying to think of anything similarly silly.
need pink pussy
>>42491678
>>42492351>Living in Equestria>Even got a decent job>But you forgot to pay taxes>But that's okay>They send you someone to help you with your forms>But it's Pinkie Pie>She is apparently a licensed tax preparation assistant>But she is also the most distractible organism in this entire world>Your tax preparation sessions aren't very productive>But it is certainly the most fun you have ever had paying your taxes in your life
>>42492351That is the cutest thing ever. GIWTWM, I'd be in heaven. We would have the most wonderful cuddle sessions, and she'd smell like Vanilla and chocolate, maybe frosting. She'd shower me with kisses and I would feel so loved. I need her, bro.
Drinkie Pie
>>42493474How does she do it bros
>>42493474>ywn have pinkie pie cheering you onwhy live?
>>42494507It's her perfect tummy and sexy-cute face.
Come on Ponkfrens!
>>42495441I thought you all wanted to cum on Pinkie, not on eachother.
>You're just sitting in the park, watching the fillies play, minding your own business.>Not a care in the world.>When all of a sudden a warm weight flops onto your back, and two fuzzy pink appendages wrap snugly around your neck.>Before your surprise can even turn to outrage, you hear her soft voice right by your ear.>"What do you taste like, Anon?">You feel Pinkie's breath on your face as she pokes out her tongue until it makes contact with your chin.>Clearly savoring the moment, she slowly draws the soft, warm appendage up your cheek, finally withdrawing it with a playful flick at your earlobe.>"Mmmm, not bad Nonny," she whispers in your ear, smacking her lips.>"Got any other flavors?"
>>42495449Why not both? Make a party out of it!
Ponka is cute. I love her! I want to go to the beach and jump into the water with her!
>>42496735Mmmm, beach Ponk!
>>42495452M-Muh dick!
>>42497300Silly Ponk, that's not a hat!
>>42459347i love this gif, where she going?
>>42497923Could be a lot of places, Ponkfren. She could be going to school, the mall, maybe to a friends house, maybe to baby sit, or maybe a... secret rendezvous with a certain green gentleman that caught her eye.
>>42497953Pic related
>>42497923i just like how goofy her walk is, shes just living her best life
>>42497957She is a goofy girl/mare. I wish she was real. I just want to be her friend. Of course the closer to her the better, but friendship would be enough for me if things didn't work out. It'd a more genuine friendship than most.
>>42497923what do you think shes thinking?
>>42464918You know what to do
>>42464918Hug dat plushie nigga! Hold her tight an don't let no fool tell you it ain't right to love a mare. Peace.
>>42497967I think she is probably thinking a lot, but I'd like to think that he is going to the green fella I was talking about before. Maybe she is going to teach him how to bake. Maybe a cake, or some fudge. She might even teach him how to make a creampie, but she might be a little hands on with that one.
watch her dance
>>42498055
>>42498078>>42498021post more EqG Pinkie Pie please
>>42498404As you wish!
She Spin
If this ain't the most ironic thing. Barbie"trannies" carrying this thread.
>>42498960>post shit in otherwise good thread>everyone leaves>"look guise I'm carrying the thread”I hope this lack of self-awareness doesn't reflect how you act irl as well
>>42498977You'd be right if this thread didn't die constantly before even coming close to the bump limit. Sadly, it does. I think you sould be a little more aware of what's going on too. I hoped that by having Barbie here, this place would be more active, either by love or hate. Sadly its dead no matter what. For crying out loud guys, the fucking Barbie slide thread is more active. I'm just sad anon. Very sad. I'm crying right now ucu.
>>42498977>"Kiss me, Nonny!"
>>42497922thats my chubby mare...
... pinkie...
>>42499850She hungers...
It's a pretty sad state of things when you have to let ayylmao subhumans back in just to stay afloat, you have to admit.
>>42499839she's so pretty
>>42500037Mare angle how I love thee
i wish we could harness the power of my bioelectric energy because i remain permanently stimulated by a mleming adorable pony
>>42500518She really is
Space Penk:>https://derpibooru.org/images/3664293Totally would.
>>42503396She makes my heart melt
she's too friggin cuteshe needs to be arrested
>>42505150she needs to cuddle with (Me)
>>42507061Why is she sitting in a puddle of piss?
>>42507401Why aren't you?
>>42505150Citizen's arrest
>>42502899I also would a alium Ponk.
>>42507401Pissy Pie
>>42459347
>>42506169Dumb stupid idiot boxI love her
>>42510236>putting food on the floorYou're getting a 1 star review on Whinny
How would making love to Pinkie even go?
>>42511706It'd be very funny
>>42511717I can imagine
>>42512159I wish I could.
Don't die Piky Pi
Would you honk her nose?
>>42513493yes
>>42513675Dang. She thicc!
I need your favorite Pinkie Pie fics NOW
>>42514588Guro Penk my beloved
>>42514588https://www.fimfiction.net/story/235758/the-element-of-surprise
>>42502416I want to lift her so bad bros
>>42516926She wants to be lifted so bad bro
unf chubby ponk
Post Fillysecond
>>42516926>>42517003>ywn lift ponkWhat's the point bros
>>42518880She's adorable!
>>42518958
>>42518973Wow! I bet that tastes yummy!
>>42518958Waterboarding myself with various carbonated beverages until I wake up in Equestria
>>42517205
>when the insane ponkfag I know is probably the most sane ponkfag
>>42521719https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8NtCESDAw2k
ponk is loveponk is life
>>42521719ZOO WEE MAMA
You're on page ten again. Have some pregnant pink patootie.
We're back!
>>42520726I want Pinkie to make fun of my weird human dick
>>42524635>t. small dicklet
>mfw Pinkie ends up with Cheese Sandwich and even has a kid with them
>>42524655Forgot mfw
>>42524655good ending
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qlApZCMMtY0
>Get your ass off page 10!
She wants (you)
>>42527717For what?
>>42527955To be her extra special stress relieving friend!
