You wake up as Cadence.Shining Armor's raging cock aside, what will you do now that you are the Princess of Love?You are a cupid with unlimited powers, what forbidden ships will you make real? I'll start with Rainbow Dash x Zephyr Breeze.
>>42466130Twilight Sparkle selfcest
Kill myself so that the show can be better off.
>>42466136auto fellatio on her huge mare cock
>>42466130Hunt down Chrysalis to get that hot piece of bug ass that I deserve
>>42466130Begin my villain arc
Stop this 3dpd poster bait.
>>42466130Disclestia to secure absolute equestrian power projection onto the world and to save the flutterfags
>>42467763BasedBut now Fluttershy will commit to bestiality.
>>42466130>stealth PTG threadAlso, there is a story on fimfic about this. Anon and Cadence switches places permanently. Can't remember what it's name was.
>>42468144Royal Duties
>tfcucks are actual gay trannies
>>42468147>Royal DutiesThat's the one!
>>42466130I'll force straight mares into lesbian sex because it's hot.
>>42468246The exact same thing, but forcing fathers to have sex with their daughters
>>42468060Excellent
>>42468333Excellent trips
>>42468333lol
>>42468153that has been kmown for a while
10/10 thread
>>42469364agreed
>>42466136unf
>>42466130The first thing I do?>Walk out into the town square>Take massive shit
I make everyone fall out of love
>>42470406that's what every anon does in a normal basis
>>42466130>Be OP (faggot by default)>Make super gay thread
>>42470949kek
>>42470949No I dont...
>>42466130I seek out Chryssi and apologise. She should too! But she won't just yet. I will befrend her and help with their hunger problem. If Shiny doesn't mind he can marry her too <3
>>42466130>Shining Armor's raging cock asideMore like Shining Armor's raging cock inside
>>42470949Precisely. Now they will forever associate her with me. And therefore, I can make fun of her for it.
>>42468257wtf no that's gross
>>42467763Based
>>42467763Cringe
>>42473792lol
>>42473827but princess Celestia, you both are so cute together as a couple
>>42474860do not
>>42474860no
>>42468257>forcing
>>42468257holy incest
>>42476467Incest is wincest.
>>42476952indeed
>>42470408devilish
>>42477980Indeed.
>>42466136hot
>>42470949Uh no?!
>>42470949can confirm this
>>42480378You cant.
>>42480956uh yeah I can
>>42481729Post proofs with a timestamp.
>>42481766No no no.
>>42482406PUSSY
>>42483128No way.
I regret making this thread
>>42483858You're not OP.
>>42484109this
>>42470408No more love? Evil bastard.
>>42485424>:)
>>42471709yes you do
>>42466136fpbp
Twi x Spike
>>42466130I'll make it that if you want to love then you'll need a licence for it.
>>42488000trips speak truthalthough I believe ponies are more responsible with love than humans.
>>42488000nice trips, may I have a loicense for that?
>>42488000that's very rude.
>>42488911And?
>>42484109Neither are you.
>>42489490Give us some love, lad.
>>42490676need a licence for that lol
>>42490890Please
>>42491253nah
>>42491924im dying... I just need some... luv.... guv'enor...
>>42492446Too bad.
>>42492446>>42493045Are you just going to leave him to DIE?!
>>42493760Yep.
>>42494293You're a rude cunt
>>42494856Thanks for another title to add to my name.
>>42495379no problem I guess?
>>42495379how many titles do you got anon
>>42496469a shit ton, too many to count
>>42496899Wow...
>>42497307Eeyup.
Do a DND campain with Shining armor and Spike
>>42497702Sounds fun!
>>42498315indeed
>>42470408I'll do opposite of this
>>42499186That's nice of you to do that.
>>42499697no problem
>>42471750Cadence is a cuckqueen.
>>42500139Ok?
>>42466130I'll make Celestia and Luna to make love with each other
>>42500558based!!!
>>42500558unf
>>42500558Wow!
>>42500558Good.
>>42501663Hot!
>>42501663UNFFF
>>42500558>>42501663ZASED UNFA
>>42501663sexooo
>>42492446are you ok?
>>42503959formerly
>>42504446ah...
>>42504446LOL
>>42505528How is that funny
>>42505872just is.
>>42506270Not a good enough response
>>42466136/thread
>>42501663gud gud GUUUD
>>42466142I can't escape from you
>>42508500Good to hear
>>42509074wat
>>42509317There is no escape for (You).;)
>>42509761Fug DDD:
>>42510201lol >:)
>>42466130Go to sleep and hopefully escape
>>42510935I don't think it's just for one day so RIP
>>42466198this
>>42466198Why are you evil
>>42512298why not?
>>42512611Oh
>>42513002;)
>>42466130Kill all changelings, that's my official instructions.
>>42513818BAAAASED
>>42514171>>42513818Rude.
>>42514215No it isn't.
>>42514773Yes it is, killing is wrong. What would Princess Twilight say about your suggestion to kill a creature?
>>42514794she'd say it's ok if it's a changeling
>>42515390This, changelings are not welcome.
>>42515589you can't just discriminate against changelings!!!
>>42516353WE CAN.
>>42516919Stop please
>>42517407no >:)
>>42517871I'm calling the (((griffons))) to kick your ass for such discrimination.
>>42518181What are they going to do, huh?
>>42518618They control nu-equestria aka Creaturequestria so you're DONE for.
>>42519074oh god...
>>42466130cry a lot probably
>>42519743why
>>42520002woman but pony
>>42520451ohh ok
>>42512298For fun.
>>42520765So no traumatising background to justify being evil?
>>42466130Blow up the Crystal Empire for the laughs.
>>42521442Why
>>42521757Because I motherfuckin CAN!
>>42522212but that's the only place you' control in this schenario
>>42522743Well you can conquer more to control. especially over ruins ;)
>>42523066Ruins usually has dead people which is basically ruining over a graveyard...
>>42523324Still counts!
>>42466130>You wake up as Cadence
>>42520995I enjoy my role, is that not enough?
>>42524088but why do you want to be evil? you could be good!
>>42524261pink hooves typed this reply
No thanks. I don't want to be a mom.
i'm pretty sure this thread is only one person bumping the thread with his phone
>>42466130COMPLETE. GLOBAL. LOVEIFICATION.
>>42524604How would that look? Everyone bangs each other?
>>42524702Lust and love are different, retard. First they kiss and THEN they bang!
>>42524702Ever seen the corrupted video in the movie Event Horizon?
>>42524702it'll be everypony saying "We'll bang, okay?" just like in that one Mass Effect game.
>>42524941Well, will you bang and a okay?
>>42524702YES.
>>42466130Do everything in my princessly power to ensure Equestria is the 110th.
>>42525687based!
>>42466130conquer the whole world and then have tea and biscuits after
>>42526544Are you a brit?
>>42526927do you need to be British to drink tea and and eat biscuits?
>>42527361In my heart, yes.
>>42466130Kill every living thing on Equestria so when everyone else goes to Equestria all they will see is ruins
>>42466130blow up canterlot for funnies and explain to Princess Celestia that it's just a prank
>>42528794I don't think she'll accept such a excuse for killing hundreds as a "Prank". She'll obliterate you from existence.
>>42529174then she has a skill issue in not understanding pranks then
>>42529740Anon...
>>42466130Match anons and their waifus. In EQGworld and destroy the portal
>>42524261Why not both?
>>42525687Basado
>>42530191>SpoilerNow THAT is pure evil and actually the best thing someone can do in this situation
>>42466130Add a love tax that forces ponies to pay me cash for love.
>>42531603Post nose
>>42532049nah, I just want to make sweet sweet cash no matter where I go.
>>42532411So you are one of them? Shameful display.
>>42533283Goy... I am just like one of you!
>>42533608Griffons...
>>42534164Calling up my buddies to shut down your post.
>>42534782Nice larp.
>>42535313literally me r now
>>42466130Do a magic spell that gets my soul outta there ASAP
>>42536307Good luck finding such a thing.
>>42537028I'm sure the Canterlot archives has it somewhere hidden
>>42537637Better be.
>>42466130Force Celestia and Luna to kiss each other a lot, haha? for laughs? ha ha?
>>42538828I'd do the same but without the laughs part.
>>42538828I want the deepest kissing those two can GET!
>>42466130Keep all the love to MYSELF!
>>42541240You gotta share, you gotta care, anon!
>>42541954Nah, FUCK THAT. Fuck you Pinkie Pie.
>>42542441
>>42543208hah
>>42543989???
>>42466130drink the love chalice
>>42545559I presume you're talking all of the love and putting it into a chalice? That's simply impossible.