A homosexual is not someone who finds other homosexuals attractive, but it's someone, who upon seeing a stallion, immediately wants to befriend him.
>>42475122A homosexual is OP.
>>42475122Im not gay but soarin in shorts makes me feel warm, i want to (platonically) nuzzle and snuggle him
>>42475122>rape
>>42475122that is the gayest shit I have ever heard
>>42475133I want to touch his dock poking out of his shorts.
>>42475122what's with all the homos? I think Soarin is cool but these replies man holy degen
>>42475418Every other thread about a stallion is flooded with unironic fags. I'd wager like a third of the board would fuck a pony regardless of genitals, and half of that group would do it because of the cock
>>42475477that's kinda gay
>>42475827the fag threads? no shit.
>>42475477Is that so surprising? most of what makes a mare attractive can also be found in a stallion
>>42476474I mean they're ponies, no shit
>>42475122Looks good.
>>42475122I'd like to have a stallion friend. Someone who enjoys my company. But that seems to be a pipe dream. End is coming soon anyways.
Why is it only ever unfuckable virgins who are scared of gays? Like what does it matter to you?
>>42477731disgust != scared
>>42477752i think the post is trying to make you acknowledge you making females disgusted with you
>twili sez:>TOTAL FAGGOT DEATH!!
>>42477762Reword that so you're actually making sense next time.
>>42475418To be fair he is wearing booty shorts. >>42475477It bums me out that there's no real place for stallions to be normal on this board. It's either fags or shipping, and the only acceptable ships here are gay ships or none. I would some cute stallions, the fans give me such homo fatigue.
>>42477850>It bums me out that there's no real place for stallions to be normal on this board.I mean that's true of the board as a whole. If you're looking to talk about silly ponies without being horny for said ponies you're going to be surrounded with a bunch of people talking about fucking them, nothing you can do about it.
>>42477768Females hate homophobia, i.e. you will die alone. At least that's how I understand the post.
>>42477858>Females hate homophobiaChuckle
>>42477858Women LOVE gay shit, like how men love lesbians
>>42477856I mean, am I wrong to think the stallion threads are much worse than any other thread? Maybe my tolerance for homolust is less than the others because I'm only 10% gay.
>>42477879Faghags != women
>>42477882Yeah, I think most anons are just more used to casual sexuality when it comes to mares.
>>42475122>Two soarin' threadsStallion board
I want to go to Equestria so I could have a stallion friend (for friendship, not sex).
I want to go to Equestria so I could have a stallion friend (for friendship and sex).
Stallions are pretty cute too, though I prefer mares. Still, I'd fuck soarin over any human any day despite being 95% straight
>>42477858Females have no opinion on anything. They do whatever is "in" in society. Right now it is in to worship gays, so they worship gays. If it was in to hate gays, they would hate gays.
>>42477762Homophobic men are hot. I genuinely gip imagining being with a dude who has kissed other dudes, I don’t know who tf wants that
>>42477883FAX
>>42477890Soarin board!
>>42477850in regards to shipping, I saw pretty good reception in a thread about soarin and dashie as well as the zephyr and dashie thread99% of the posts in both threads WEREN'T seething about the stallion or the straight shipping
>>42478537best pone!
>>42478229My sister was always disgusted by the concept of two men having sex. Honestly, I never saw a woman outside of the internet that spoke about homosexuality in a way that suggested they get off to it. At best you'd hear acceptance.
>>42478212Truke
>>42479693>Honestly, I never saw a woman outside of the internetsame
>>42479735this is false, you have seen your mother by just leaving the womb
>>42480403Sorry, Anon. If mom doesn't count for touching a vagina, she doesn't count for this either.
>>42479693>spoke about homosexuality in a way that suggested they get off to it. Women like gays because they want male friends but don't want any of the sexual tension that comes with having male friends
>>42480415she does!!!
>>42475122So what you’re saying is that literally everyone is secretly gay.
Dripponi should go back to drawing Soarin more again and chill with the furries and oc pony Noxy stuff
>>42477850We need to normalize nonfag stallions again
>>42479693It is disgusting. Nobody wants to marry a guy who has had his tongue in another man’s ass
>>42481259For who? The femanons?
>>42481262guess no one is marrying you then, huh?
>>42481496Not everything has to be about sex.
>>42482347>no uSNORE!!!
>>42475122https://files.catbox.moe/fze09w.webm
>>42482471Yes it does.
>>42482754This you?
Stallionpity is fake
>>42483857is real*FTFY
>>42483857liar
>>42483857proofs?
>>42485421Believe in me
>>42483490FUCK YEAH
>>42483857Twat
>>42475122cute pony!
>>42483490Who is this?
>>42488456Your Dad.
>>42475122Soarin is my favourite pone
>>42489477same
>>42482471Sad!
>>42475122I wanna befriend him and destroy his ponut.
>>42476474I personally don't like the square muzzle thing the show does. The fandom draws stallions better, luckily. Making them male but still cute.
>>42477722>End is coming soon anyways.An hero doesn't go to Equestria.
>>42490687I want to befriend this anon and destroy his ponut.
>>42490694This. The square muzzle is the worst part of the show's pony design.
>>42490694>I personally don't like the square muzzle thing the show does. The fandom draws stallions better, luckily. Making them male but still cute.I remember when a lot of artists used to draw the muzzles like retarded cereal boxes. Thankfully old pone drawers like Ralek steered the fags to the right style of muzzle. Cute and lean.
>>42490694How about a triangle muzzle?
>>42490694i couldn't agree more. Stallions should be cute and adorable with softer curves
>>42490696Not sure if that's meant to an hero or a comment on the world ending or something
>>42491103Yup. Still very male just not a blocky face. A MUCH more kissable snoot.
>>42490899Example? Not sure what that means.
>>42490707Sorry I'm only gay for cartoon ponies.
>>42490694Just when this thread was giving me hope.
>>42491824>any thread on here gives him hopelol, lmao even
>>42491103faggot
>>42492418>dude you cant have hope for a good thread because...fagola
>>42491824Total squarefaggot death
>>42494173
>>42494194it's sugarover
>>42491824Hope? lol lmao
>>42491824This is why he never talks. He tries to express himself and the maretriarchy just literally shuts his mouth.
>>42477882fag here and the homolust in the stallion threads isn't even that bad most of the time I don't think.there are definitely people who also want to talk about stallions without focusing on the junk too, but you gotta remember that dudes are just fucking horny, and if they only have one thread to do it in, they're gonna do it there.also depends how broadly you define "homolust" too. like if you consider two stallions kissing as homolust, then I don't know what to tell you, maybe the thread is just not for you (or make your own and put rules in the OP).
>>42495382Yes, I'm (unfairly) classifying every post focused on gay attraction as homolust. I'm not even a prude, but every post is about attraction, not the character. Casual straight shipping is kryptonite to stallion threads. A green about a stallion that doesn't mention his sexual orientation or good looks would be impossible to see in a stallion thread. The fact that you're telling me the generically named stallion thread isn't for me is proof enough, and laughable when there obviously isn't enough interest in male characters for them to stand on their own in any other capacity.
>>42495490>I'm not even a prude, but every post is about attraction, not the character.Not every post, but yeah, about 90% of posts are. They kinda used to be a bit better in that regard about 4 or 5 years ago, but the thread's quality has degraded along with the rest of the board/site as a whole.I might argue about you being a prude though, an entire thread with no posts about attraction, stallion or otherwise? I think you might need re-examine where you are or what you should expect, or learn how to hide individual thread posts.>A green about a stallion that doesn't mention his sexual orientation or good looks would be impossible to see in a stallion thread.I don't know about impossible, but yes, it would be very rare and who knows if it would get much attention (those faggots don't even show attention to the greens that they apparently SHOULD care about). Also I just think stallions are attractive in general, you wouldn't need to outright state it.>The fact that you're telling me the generically named stallion thread isn't for me is proof enough, and laughable when there obviously isn't enough interest in male characters for them to stand on their own in any other capacity.Welp, I'm sorry if you see it that way, but yeah, I don't think there's just enough interest in the male characters of the show, without it being at least somewhat sexually charged, to sustain a general. One-off threads here and there would probably survive and do well if handled properly (the Lyra threads a great example of this), but I mean, I don't know what to tell you, other than bee the change I guess.
>>42495536Fair enough, though you I have no idea where you got that I want a thread with zero attraction posts. No way I'd survive on /mlp/ if that were the case. I've only made a case for balance.
>>42495561>am I wrong to think the stallion threads are much worse than any other thread?>Maybe my tolerance for homolust is less than the others because I'm only 10% gay.>Yes, I'm (unfairly) classifying every post focused on gay attraction as homolust.>I'm not even a prude, but every post is about attraction, not the character.You also laughed at me when I said the stallion thread might not be for you. What am I supposed to think?I'd be down for more of a balance too, or just fucking plain more discussion about the show or its characters in general, but honestly, I'm not on the board much anymore. I'm getting way more joy out of reading fimfics in my spare time instead of finding that, yet again, there aren't really any threads I care about.
>>42495536cute gif
>>42491824What hope
>>42495620None of that suggests 0% gay posting, even laughing at the suggestion to create a niche of a niche doomed to fail, but whatever. At this point I guess we're just shooting the breeze over misunderstandings because neither of us is going to be the change.
>>42495490Based
>>42491103pretty hooves
>>42496722This whole board is just posting about sexual fantasies, man. Stallions don’t have it any worse than mares or anything. I mean, if you’re just upset that there are people with wieners who like ponies with wieners, then yea, they exist and they aren’t going to just stop. I can see how that would be upsetting to you. But it’s just par for the course here. People band together to talk about how much they want to have sexual relations with X. That’s all a thread is. The only difference is some threads react worse than others if you disrupt the conversation, but to be fair I’ve never seen people in a stallion-centric thread lose their shit over someone saying they don’t want to have sex with them or even talking about mares the way people will lose their marbles if you go into a thread about Rarity and say you don’t like her that much or whatever.
Stallionpity is real
>>42497839that's rad dude
>>42497479I'm starting to think this is elaborate bait, or I touched a nerve.
>>42498671it's bait.
>>42498671>he didn't realize literally every thread on /mlp/ is a fetish thread
>>42497479Kek
>>42475122That sounds like cope
>>42496722adorable pic
>>42500714agreed so it's lovely
>>42498671most of /mlp/ is low quality bait
>>42501416And?
>>42501882it's beautiful
>>42502465No it isn't
>>42502931how?
>>42503624it makes the board not good
>>42503963>implying that the board isn't already in the shitter for a long time
>>42504449and what?
>>42505016BLAH BLAH my ass, twat.
>>42505622lol
>>42505622Must be some bombastic pie right there.
>>42506278it is!
>>42498671is everything bait for you?
>>42507342Is every bait, not to you?
>>42507383Is bait when the bait baits bait bait?
>>42507876Only a baitful.
>>42508029gay
>>42500111There are a lot of horny anons that bring their horniness into the threads but the threads themselves aren't inherently sexual.
>>42508029what
>>42508322Are you blind or just stupid?
>>42508827Ok, I meant that SOME threads aren't inherently sexual. There are normal threads mixed in with the ones that are focused on fetishes. It's not fair to say that every thread is for a fetish.
>>42508906>he doesn't know
>>42509307what
>>42509753Almost every thread on /mlp/ is sexual.
>>42510193why
>>42510540Because it's 4chan, NEWFAG.
>>42510927;(
>>42510927We can change it.
>>42511952no you cant
>>42475133FAGGOT
>>42512450bros... am I gay?
>>42512597no that's me
>>42512603I hope not.
I would smell his butt
>>42513063>t. dog
>>42513263lol
>>42513063gay
>>42513637What do you think this thread is?
>>42513825uhhh um a fun and family friendly thread?
>>42514177Right...
>>42514177sir 4chan is not that
>>42515372it could be.
>>42515582it will never be that
>>42516349It will be with how the UK is dealing with it
>>42516915>implying that the UK will do shit than pussy out
>>42475127fpbp
>>42475133Anon?
>>42518173what
>>42518609You're a FAGGOT.
>>42519064>what is thread
>>42519418A based one that is.
>>42477764Twilight is this based?!
>>42519989yep!
>>42519989She will never be.
>>42520703you're wrong buddy
>>42520953How?
>>42521410Twilight is SHIT.
>>42521725Like you?
>>42522166Nah its more like you
>>42522738It has your name on it.
>>42523058No it doesn't???
>>42523314YES IT DOES
>>42523849You don't know me!
I want Sombra to oppress me as a tyrannical ruler. Totally not gay.
>>42524250so just a normal crystal pony? do crystal ponies eat crystals? will you be fine with that new diet?
>>42524250Well you haven't implied it in a gay way so it passes
>>42475122Why
>>42525232there is no problem here
>>42525562Ok faggot
>>42526035thanks?
>>42475122holy faggotry
>>42475122>gay gay im gay gayThanks for saying what you just said in your mind while you typed this.
>>42527342>projection
>>42475122Soarin is so cute...
>>42528263no shit
>>42528263He is soo proud.
>>42531487Proud of WHAT?
>>42532018Doin' your mum on live telly, governor.
>>42532419>britbongLoicense, now.
>>42533296Buzz off, you utter wanker!
>>42475122Yes we know you're gay, what else is new?
>>42534158You're gay too
>>42534773Faggot...
>>42491103...Hot
>>42535901^ gay ^
>>42536284OK?
>>42475122Yeah right, fag.
>>42524250straightest Anon right here
>>42538034>implying
>>42538812What?
>>42539712Everyone is gay here.
>>42528263He looks absolutely ridiculous without the wonderbolt uniform
>>42541171The wonderbolt uniforms look iffy to be fair
>>42541655Huh? They look absolutely fabolous!
>>42477731meds, NOW.
>>42477764nice larp
>>42543635Die FAGGOT
>>42542183They were designed be Craig McCracken.
>>42544153is there a problem with him?
>>42544153So it's good
>>42532018His junk.
>>42526913It isn't gay when it's bestiality
>>42545576>It isn't gay when it's bestialityIt's ultra gay, faglord.
>>42475122homosexual thread
>>42546661And?
>>42544658No, I was just mentioning it as an interesting factoid.
This post is a bit fruity but I can see the vision
>>42547287I mean we know he is faust's husband? It wouldn't be such a shocking fact.
>>42547318>a bit fruityActually, its straight.
>>42547888It would still be
>>42549129HOW?
>>42549521the fact that he can make something cool!
>>42549950He made other cartoons, he can make good shit, Anon.
>>42475122gay niggas
>>42550890IN OUTTA SPACE!
I know you be taking it up the butt on weekends and y'know what I support you in your decision
>>42551600you next homie?
???
>>42552124you ok
