Where are his pants
>>42481026>And YOU must be The Monopoly Guy..>Thanks for the free parking.
>>42481026too fancy to wear them
>>42481026ponies don't wear pants because they're ponies. stop thinking like a late season writer
>>42481026Different etymology than from ours obviously
>>42481026his pants are the sleeves of the suitthat's how fancy his pants are
>>42481026>prince bluebloodOh so is his blood blue then?
>>42481249>ApplejackSo is somebody gonna jack the apple?
>>42481253>Sweetie Bellewhy isn't she... nevermind
>>42481026>fancy pants>no pantsWhat the fuck...
>>42481026Only rich and important ponies can see them.
>>42481026He only wears them in special occasions, as they are simply too fancy for daily use
>>42481026>smarty pants>is smart enough to wear pantswoah....
The real reason his pants are fancy is because they're invisible.
>>42481042Based Ace Ventura enjoying Anon
He doesn't wear them when he's out in public for ease of getting butt raped.
>>42481026Fleur's bedroom floor.
>Moondancer>Doesn't dance on the moonbruh...
>>42481026Why is his horn so big wtf
>>42482167He's white so he's strong at magic.
Where are her pants?
>>42482194she ate them
>>42482194she's too retarded and disabled to know what it is
>>42481026>>42481344He's caught in an endless cycle: his pants are never fancy enough and his dry cleaner takes forever so he ends up never having any to wear.
>>42481026More importantly, where are his trousers!
>>42482822Wrong pony. You're thinking of Fancy Pants's brother, Splendid Trousers.
>>42481026Uhhhh do you know what a horse is? What do you think that stuff on his FRONT LEGS are?
>>42483480a suit?
>>42482198bird life, such a harsh life
>>42483462Ah, you're quite right, please excuse my blunder. It's an easy oversight to make as both are exceptionally well dressed.
>>42481245>pony shirts are also pants on account that they have 4 legswoah
>>42484165shants? pirts?
>>42482194gone
>>42484291sharts.
>>42481026huh?
>>42485353His pants, where did Fancy Pant's pants go?
>>42486033he left it at home I think
>>42486033there is just not a single event fancy enough to wear them
>>42481026You're welcome.
>>42481026I ate the pants
>>42482200you got your ponies mixed up, that's not derpy
>>42481026They're off screen.
>>42487488cant he just get them back in?
>>42487872No
>>42484291Tants!
>>42481026he dont need 'em
>>42488498Fancy pants does.
>>42488579Nuh uh.
>>42481026In the sky!
>>42489527put your pants in the air
>>42481026he's too rich to need pants
>>42490213But he could buy many pants or a extremely expensive one!
>>42490690Still too rich to even think of wearing one.
>>42490906Why do you have to be poor to wear pants then?
>>42481026it's been confiscated by the guards
>>42491942Sad!
>>42491942why
>>42493083Too Fancy
>>42493100what makes being too fancy a crime especially in Canterlot
>>42481026I took them off
>>42481042Ironically the monopoly guy never had a monacle.
>>42481225Yeah. They are horses and just shit wherever. Can't be wearing pants and do that, now can you?
>>42493863Some anons here do both, wear pants and shit themselves.
>>42494323damn them, the power flex is too much
>>42493791its a crime against the guard because theirs aren't as fancy or are just skirts
>>42494771They should get cooler ones then.
>>42481026pants are for LOSERS
>>42495666>satanNo way fag
>>42495666>satan tripsI presume pants are for those goodyins who go heaven then?
>>42496503Eeyup.
>>42495666Thank you satan for confirming that
>>42497317np anything for my 'nonnies not in hell yet
>>42497720>not in hell yetWhat
>>42498339haha >:)
>>42498759Oh...
>>42481026somepony ate his pants
>>42499729ponies dont eat pants, goats do
>>42499768so Grogar?
>>42500171yeah
>>42500171>grogar tries to take over the world just so he can take all pants in Equestrialol
>>42500716That's evil as fuck.
>>42481026his pants licence was revoked recently sadly
>>42501334What a shame.
>>42481026he needs to buy pants at the pants store
>>42502173ok so is he going to the pants store now?
>>42502638...Yeah sure.
>>42481026They don't need pants because they are genderless sodomites.
>>42502973you're wrong
>>42481026Why are you asking?
>>42503973why not
>>42504335Why do you want to know about Fancy's pants?
>I say, it matters very little in regards to my clothing..>"At least you can wear clothes!">No pony cared who I was until I put on the pants..
>>42504465For you.
>>42481026he doesn't need it he's a pony
>>42493083Gay guards.
>>42505530There are no gays in Equestria.
>>42505873trueee
>>42505873No shit lol
>>42481026Pants do not exist.
>>42507369they do
>>42507995Nuh-uh.
>>42481026why does he have a suit
>>42508581Cause he's rich.
>>42509106but im sure poor ponies can have a suit so that is noot a good responce
>>42509341Such suit won't be as high quality like of his.
>>42509785still a suit no matter the quality so it dont matter
>>42481026In his Wardrobe.
>>42510577Ok so why didn't he put it on then
>>42510949for unknown reasons, fancy pants is forever cursed, whether he puts pants on, a ghost appears to scare his behind
>>42511204That ghost? The pony version of Albert Einstein.
>>42511494why that person or pony
>>42511993It's a funny haha joke.
>>42512314right...
>>42481026pants are BANNED FOREVER in canterlot due to the attack of the walking pants of '84
>>42513025What???
>>42513442It was the most bloodiest thing that happened and it caused so many deaths... oh the horror...
>>42513849What the fuck are you going on about
>>42514199I just said the title, look it up
>>42514807It's not a real thing
>>42481026in ponyville
>>42515608So, can just go and get it there>
>>42516393He's too busy in Canterlot to get it.
No stallion in Equestria wants to spend time taking out their clothing to fuck and this gentlemane is not exception
>>42481225This.
>>42495666Fuck you Satan, pants will now be popular all around Equestria!
>>42517896Nopony will buy pants.
>>42518219Some ponies would, don't be that unoptimistic.
>>42518647Right...
>>42481026They are not fashionable anymore since soon after his birth
>>42481026He is the pants. The Fancy Pants. His signature spell transforms him into the most exquisite pants. If you ever notice a suspiciously immaculate and tempting pair of pants in a mare's clothing store, it just might be that stallion on another one of his wacky escapades.
>>42481026his pants are in his name, duuhhh
>>42519775Ohhh yeah. Lol!
>>42519775who would name their spawn after clothes LOL
>>42520467>he doesn't know
>>42520752what
>>42520998You should be glad you don't know.
>>42521446Explain NOW
>>42521759You don't want to know.
>>42522093please I got to know really badly
>>42515404do your own research bitch, iykyk
>>42522358you're such a cunt
>>42522765Yes, and?
>>42523096A literal one too
PUT PANTS ON THAT HORSE!!
>>42523831DO NOT PUT PANTS ON FANCY PANTS IT RELEASES NUCLEAR BOMBS ALL OVER EQUESTRIA!!!
>>42481026somepony ate it
Remember, anons: A nude horse is a rude horse.
>>42524882ok and is there a problem with that
>>42495666based satan
>>42525273Satan is bad, Anon.
>>42525603And?
>>42526053devil is always trying to fool ye'
>>42481026the smile agency took it, very ssad
>>42526948Why does S.M.I.L.E. need it for?
>>42481257lol
>>42527387To use it as bait probably
>>42481026he's wearing them, look!
>>42528375This shit is cursed
>>42481026On the moon
>>42529198How did he leave it there?
>>42529764Celestia was horny and banished his pants to the moon after commanding him to take her. And that's how Fleur was born.
>>42530320>spoilerIt explains so much...
>>42481026Posh ponies don't need peasantry stuff.
>>42531615But most of the peasentry wears little to no clothing...
>>42531976Depends if it's before haber or after haber.
>>42532429>Haber this, Haber thatStop blaming Haber for everything
>>42533301>HABER DID NOTHING WRONGAnon...
>>42481249No, the poor guy has methemoglobinemia.
>>42533901has WHAT now?
>>42533616what?
>>42481257>Pinkie PieOh she's just actually a Pie that's pink?
>>42535688it tastes like sugar, candy, guts and glory.
>>42536328Ahh... Still sounds okayish
>>42535688>Filthy RichOh so he has loadsamoney? Lots of DOSH?!
>>42537651I mean he techically is, no?
>>42538081Yes.
>>42482194she left it at cloudsdale but cannot go back there anymore
>>42539767What a shame
>>42481026In the supermarket.
>>42541271why doesn't he buy it then?
>>42541963He doesn't need it right now.
>>42542457his name calls for pants so he does
>>42481026He gave it to charity, how nice of him!
>>42543991why would he do that??? giving to the poor? Not very noble of him.
>>42544588Isn't being noble giving stuff to the poor?
>>42545595In the modern times, sure. But past? Naaah.
>>42481042kek
>>42481026Somewhere on the sun.
>>42547166You do realise if it's on the sun it's likely burnt into ashes long ago?
>>42547188that's why he doesn't have it anymore
>>42547902Oh
>>42548423Yeah, Sad.
>>42549140why sad? he dont need pants
>>42549534HE DOES!!!!
>>42549965No. No pants. Needed.
>>42481026he left then on the /mlp/ board
>>42550910Why doesn't he go collect it then? AND WHERE IS IT ON HERE?
>>42551408its in one of these posts
>>42551722WHICH ONE?!??!?
>>42552242It's really well hidden.
>>42552947WHEEEEREEE?!?!?!?
>>42553769very close by
>>42481026a pony ate it
>>42555129What a shame.
>>42481026they aren't real, just a figment of his imagination
>>42556202Pants are real, Anon.
>>42557008fact checked: FALSE by real anti-pants patriots
>>42557601what
>>42557008That's what Big Fashion wants you to think.
>>42558879what else do they want us to think? Like socks existing?! No way!
>>42559093B-but they do, Anon!
>>42559539SOCKS ARE NOT REAL THEY ARE A FIGMENT OF YOUR MIND!!!
>>42559959take your meds like holy shit
>>42560323No. You can't tell me what to do glowie.
>>42533616Haber did everything wrong, but that doesn't mean everything that went wrong is his fault.
>>42561647>did everything else>BUT BUT not his fault dont hurt me HaberWhat
>>42481026A donkey chewed on them.
>>42562663Cranky Doodle?
>>42563183yeah he was just a bit too cranky that day Fancy Pants decided to visit Ponyvile
>>42563571that fateful day like the bite of '87?
>>42564396>unneeded zoomer horror game referenceOut. Now.
>>42564873nah, im settling in and u cant stop me
>>42565373OUT!!!!
>>42566070no
>>42566557FFS
>>42481026In his name
>>42481026its in Ponymart for over 9001 bits
>>42568696It's OVER ONE NINE THOUSAND?!
found em
>>42569325it's... it's... beautiful
>>42569325Oh my god! HE HAS HIS FANCY PANTS! THE FANCY PANTS WITH HIS FANCY PANTS!
>>42569325Looks like he's a spy working for S.M.I.L.E.
>>42569325Oswald Mosley, is that you?
>>42481026Pants? Never heard of 'em.
>>42569325remove the pants NOW
>>42481344like?
>>42573088Well parties, of course. Fancy ones with the rich and the nobility.
>>42481026They're in another pants to be collected.
>>42573851let me guess, when you get those pants its in YET another pants inside the pants?
>>42573851>>42574128Pants this, pants that. What if it was in a shirt?
>>42569325Is his fly zipped?
>>42574796for the ladies, no.
>>42575221I'm sure the mares would want to see the pants stay on Fancy Pants for the experience.
>>42481257That is certainty a sweet bell.
>>42481026in manehattan
>>42576535In that PLACE?! No way, too impoverished for a posh pony!
>>42576879he makes money from that place from land so he has to suffer in it then
>>42577271Can't he just get another pony instead?
>>42577799for what?
>>42578236To do his job in Manehattan and get his pants there.
>>42578431ah yeah sure if he can trust the pony
>>42481026in his dreams
>>42579571How can he wear them if the pants are in his dreams?
>>42579911he can just ask luna
>>42580177Can he? Is he allowed to Canterlot to ask?
>>42580652yeah he's rich so he can ask anytime
>>42580915That seems a bit unfair to other ponies.
>>42495666Satan would say this.
>>42481026A changeling took it
>>42581838can confirm
>>42582212YOU BITCH! GIVE FANCY PANTS HIS PANTS BACK!
>>42582709no :)
>>42583055Bastard...
>>42481026He uses magic to summon the most fanciest pants around.
>>42583833really? I don't think pants magic exists
>>42584075They do.
>>42584455really? show me
>>42584784...No.
>>42585095
>>42585413I'm sorry Mr Gaurdsmare.
>>42481026why do he need it
>>42586219He just does require it for many reasons.
>>42586675like?
>>42587208Eating hay at a posh restaurant.
>>42587498what if he got the pants stained there?
>>42587734He'd go get new ones then, dumbo.
>>42588009they'd won't be so fancy like the original one then...
