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Can we get a thread going for our favorite royal detective?
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She's so cute bros...
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>>42482446
>Can we get a thread going for our favorite royal detective?
no
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>>42482446
I want to boop and pet her and tell her that she is a very cute mare.
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>>42482446
Is the toothpaste one a detective? I always got the impression she was (not) Rainbow Dash.
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>>42482672
It's the Chinese Discount Rainbow Dash
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Colgate
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>>42482446
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>>42482693
Confirmed for not having watched the show

Zipp's only resemblance with RD is that they both like to fly
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>>42483789
G% fags like to say toothpaste is better than best pony which is not true she is the most one dimensional character
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>>42483810
Tell it to someone who cares
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>>42483789
And that they both want to fuck the orangish Earth pony.
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>>42483789
Oddly enough Zipp reminds of Zooble, or vice versa.
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>>42483838
*me
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>>42483810
>Meme a pony with a toothpaste mane as a form of endearment
>Years later suffer intense cognitive dissonance and try to meme a pony with toothpaste mane as a an insult
What causes this?
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>>42483969
Intense autism derived from hormone treatments and dick removal
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>>42483945
But Zipp is nice, and Zooble is a cunt.
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>>42483969
No idea but thanks for the Zipp drawbrah
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>>42483969
Kek true

Bronies (yes, I will call them bronies, because they certainly don't act like typical horsefuckers) that actively hate on G5 are the kind of losers that would make anti-pony drawings when they were in middle school. Zero self-awareness.
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>>42483969
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>>42484900
wtf is a princess test? What kind of questions could be there. You like incest?
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>>42485300
squeel piggy!
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>>42482446
Can we be honest that the G5 faces are terrible?
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>>42485701
Nigga you gay
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This will remain one of the hottest Zipp greens out there.
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>>42485909
Thanks for the Zipper
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>>42485909
I regret reading that smut
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>>42485701
What the fuck is this? Is the right frame your idea of what a good 3D pony face would look like?
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>>42486826
>Waaaaah porn bad
Kill yourself out of /mlp/
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>>42487013
ikr, looks like a mutated stallion.
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>>42485701
There's nothing that separates fimfags from moetards. But let's break it down by implied complaint.

>Space between eyes
It's already proportionally correct as 1 eye space, but ok. a small bit of enlarging is fine and makes a small difference seen when in thumbnails and afar. slight enlarging shortens the gap between the eyes as well.

>Far eye crush like moetard shows
discarded the 3d model is fine as is, this only creates more problems.

>Too much forehead space
ok, but retarded way to handle a fix. a shorter forehead to mane area either looks balding or stallion-esc. it's better to bring the mane down.

>Horse-r ears
Discarded, harms the silhouette and uncanny with the face.

>Neck shape
ok but barely makes a difference,

>Face bones
Discarded looks like a stallion. maybe been fine for a base model sexual dimorphism but this is a mare.

Most of the complaints are moot, and overcompensated in the 'fix' with Dunning Kruger taking a sledge hammer where subtlety is can do better.

Captcha: GAY4X
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>>42485701
>>42487306
Well it's good to know that this is the "keen eye" of the people hating on the look of the 3D ponies, because now I can disregard their shitposts completely.
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>>42487016
Touch grass gooner
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>>42485914
>that glance
they fuck, don't they?
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>>42485914
Zipp couldn't handle a bit of eye contact?
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>>42487593
Indeed. Here is a more balanced approach, using overall look via thumbnails on the right as a measuring stick.
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>>42489219
ジップの中に出したい
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>>42487199
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>>42489483
Did she get fatter?
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>>42489601
She didnt get thinner
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>>42489219
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>>42488567
Go easy on her, she's autistic.
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>>42482446
im so jealous of makaryo hes actually friends with the voice actor maitreyi. how did he do it bros?
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>>42490424
Why would you be jealous of that? Literally who cares about the voice actors?
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>>42489219
>>42490369
Any translation?
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>>42490511
shes hot
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>>42489697
very cringe indeed
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>>42488188
Yes, but we're not supposed to point it out
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Describe her mane's texture
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Zipp why?
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>>42489601
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>>42491627
Soft and smooth, but only if she lets you brush it first.
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>>42490980
Maybe moonrunes anon can chime in >>42489237
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Anon go get Zipped
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TRANNY TRANNY TRANNY
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>>42493331
Literally
>HER pronouns are they/them
Based Hasjew
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Link for the powerpoint?
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>>42493331
All those words to say Tomboy.
Zipp is a tomcolt.
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>>42493331
>MLP G5 - Lore, Lies and Legacy
So which is it?
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>>42493331
>melty
didn't read lol
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>>42493331
>W-well a-actually we SECRETLY meant something else, but we just didn't say it!
If it didn't happen in the show it's not canon. Zipp is a straight born-female tomboy and will always be so.
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>>42493880
correct
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>>42493331
may we see these creator materials?
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>>42494692
nyo~
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>>42490369
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>>42493880
Literally all of the things mentioned are part of Zipp’s character and happen in the show tho
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>>42497149
>[she] treats labels as irrelevant
Even if what it says there is true (again, it doesn't matter because it's non-canon), she would never call herself what you want her to anyway.

Just give up. You guys lost.
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>>42497189
Not sure what you mean. I'm just saying that it's canon that Zipp does not like to be put in a box or labeled. It's in her character to not conform to what you expect of her.
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>>42497503
that's his point. you can't dislike being put in a box and labeled and be nonbinary. it's literally just a label someone puts on herself
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>>42496861
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>>42498442
smug zipp is quite cute
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>>42498442
>>42496861
Izzy has a freaky open mouth smile here. Like she is going to latch her teeth on your arm and rip it off.
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>>42499570
What if it's not izzy at all?
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>>42499570
that does sound like something she'd do...
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>>42493331
Follow your hero, G5fag
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>>42500617
Kwab
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>>42497907
But that is what everyone is doing, by calling her straight or gay, trans or not trans. She is just Zipp.
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no
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>>42490980
>Zipp. Come here
>What is it? You're being scary...
>Scary? What? No matter, come over here
>Okay. Look over here. Tilt your head a little. Tuck your chin
>Hey...
>No, stick it out more
>How about going outside to find some content?
>Been doing that too much lately

>Besides, it's like one of our duties! You're just always slacking off!
>I'm not good at this kind of...
>That's why I'm helping this time!
>Surely your fans only want to see you, don't they?
>We're sisters but you never show your face, that's weird, too! Makes it look like we don't get along
>Hmm... I guess this is fine
>I'll upload this later so be sure to react properly!
>Yeah, yeah.
or something, I'm pretty rusty
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I will brush my teeth with that hair
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>>42500942
it's slightly different when others put labels on you. you can reject them, own them, ignore them, whatever. but if you dislike labels you can't voluntarily put one on yourself
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>>42501993
Thanks translationfren
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>>42482446
Zipp yes!
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>>42502755
Zipp doesn't like to be told what to do or what to be, period. She's only happy if she chooses for herself. So her choosing whatever label wouldn't be out of character, if it's her who does it. That said, I don't think she'd care either way.
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>>42502176
but why?
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>>42504207
Toothpaste
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Do you ACTUALLY like G5 or was it something you latched onto just to keep the pony train going against any actual personal attachment?
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>>42504359
I only got back into ponies last year so I doubt I'm representative but I think the movie was pretty cool, certainly better than almost all late season MLP. After that it drops off somewhat, and the tyt format and artstyle really don't do it for me. I haven't watched that much of it. mym was mostly decent.
I really really do like some of the characters though.
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>>42500617
>troonspeak
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>>42496861
>...Hey Pipp. When will you upload the pic you took? (I'm kind of waiting for it...)
>Ah- Oh, that.
>Turns out it wasn't any good so I didn't.
>Oh, I see
>Yeah, yeah
>UHHHHH- You changed your background?
>The two shot with Zipp is super cute!
(TL note: apparently that's a term in movies. there's probably a snappier word for pictures but "double portrait" is ass, too)

>Oh? I thought the pic wasn't any good?
>Eh? What?
>OH ALRIGHT! I DIDN'T HAVE A TWO SHOT WITH ZIPP BEFORE!
>I didn't really want to show that kind of picture to my followers
>AND I CERTAINLY WASN'T SUPER HAPPY ABOUT IT OR ANYTHING!!
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>>42504359
I couldnt get past season 5 of G4. G5 was more enjoyable to watch. It helped that ANG was a good movie. TYT was the filler between sets of episodes of MYM.
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>>42505624
>Pipp loved the first pic she took of Zipp and herself in a long while
>so much that she wanted to keep it for herself only
>tried hiding it and acts even a little tsundere when Izzy accidentally lets Zipp know
Cute and canon.
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>>42506916
I mean it is a very cute pic
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>>42506916
Much like third breakfast, Pipp also tries hiding it from Zipp
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why is she like this?
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>>42507855
Which one?
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Athletic autistic bird hoers tomboy princess is best pony. <3
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>>42508432
Both
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What would be the quickest way to piss off Zipp?
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>>42505624
Isn’t two-shot the japanese equivalent of couple selfie?
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>>42509978
it can be but it's not strictly for couples and I don't see how that's the implication here. Probably should just go with "picture with Zipp/her" and ignore any social media connotations entirely.
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>>42509481
>Gets the extra refined royal edition
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Xipp's arc is about refusing confinement. Xe resists laws, redefines duty on xis own terms, and treats labels as irrelevant. The same extends to gender: xe doesn't accept or reject something because it's coded masculine or feminine -- Xe just chooses based on xer own values. That's the nonbinary experience, lived out through xis writing, xis performance, and xis story beats.
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>>42510628
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now that the dust has settled, what does it mean?
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>>42511705
Kek
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>>42513530
Thanks drawfren :)
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>>42513943
nah, it's an old pic I saved, just didn't realise it was made based on that scene.
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>>42513948
Thats ok I never saw it before
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>>42513530
IWTCIZ
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>>42507855
Autism
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Who has Zipp as their waifu?
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>>42515816
I do. However, it is a degenerate bastardized coomer version of her real personality. I kind of hate myself for it.
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>>42516151
Sounds like your average tulpafag
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>>42482446
Zipp is straight?
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>>42515816
She's so perfect. Truly ideal mare for me. She has everything, fit body, sharp mind, tomboy attitude. Her detective stuff and pony lore are just icing on the cake. She's even a reluctant royal princess. How perfect can one mare get?
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>>42516603
She is looking for her husbando
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>>42516851
don't forget that she's a pegasus. all kinds of ponies have their appeal, but I always loved pegasi the most
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>>42517552
Yeah exactly. Pegasi are so wonderful. More limbs to hug you with, can assist with preening, lightweight. Wings are unf.
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Anon you got some splaining to do
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>>42517582
>lightweight
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>>42518241
All pony tribes have similar builds and similar weight on average, but pegasi have innate skin-tight subspace warp field that reduces their inertia and apparent mass. That's why they can fly, with effort they negate most of their mass in flight, but some of the effect is always there, even when they sleep. That's why it's easier to pick up a pegasus, even if they have the same mass as an earth pony. Same mass, less apparent weight. Some of the weight is inertia-negated through magic.

And yes, with effort they can expand this field to encompass other objects, not only their bodies, but the things they carry. This is how Dash saved Rarity and the Wonderbolts. Executing a 90deg turn in 10m long arc when moving at terminal velocity while carrying 4x her weight would kill everyone due to extreme G-forces. Unless she expands her subspace field and negates most of the mass (and inertia) executing the maneuver, which she did.
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>>42518411
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>>42518241
>Pipp
>light
Compared to a hippo sure
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>>42515816
Pipp, probably
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>>42519331
wait a second... isn't she her sistser?
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Zippin'
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>>42518677
Why is their mother such a goddamn MILF?
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>>42519331
What? Stop gooning.
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>>42520129
imagine all three of them at the same time
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>>42520686
Yes all three of them concentrating on their ardous task. Listening to peasants complain about their internet connections.
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>>42520338
What gooning? It's a good ship.
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>>42521877
Incest is a terrible ship and a worse fresh water vessel
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>>42522305
Nope. Pipp and Zipp have excellent chemistry and also >princest is wincest
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>>42522305
name one thing that's bad about it
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>>42519331
she IS her biggest fan
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Zipper
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>>42521053
Is Hitch into beatNEETpussy?
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built for big bobby cock.
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>>42525149
Zipp would say this. And then she'd sit with them just to have a laugh.

I think Zipp would be super hard to woo unless you're some uber Chad. Although she would flirt with some of her guy friends and maybe even have something casual with some of them, but she would never become their lover. Such a pity.
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>>42493331
>she doesn't accept or reject something because it's coded masculine or feminine
>she just chooses based on her own values
Motherfucker that's literally just called being normal
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>>42526312
No, it's 2025. Everybody is a special snowflake.
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>>42523966
I love how Izzy inherited that weird obsession Pinkie Pie has with Dash, but for Zipp. And Zipp is just as weirded out by this as Dash.
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>>42526332
being normal might just be the most radical act
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>>42527038
Thing is being normal requires having relationships with other normal people. If you are pre-normal - good luck finding other pre-normals to become normal together.
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>>42527049
>pre-normal
What?
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>>42527049
I don't know what it's like now, but that wasn't the case when I went to school
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>>42525150
>bobby
huh?
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>>42528467
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>>42526519
Zipp was her first pegasus friend. Izzler treats her and Sunny very special.
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>>42527974
Ist das eine Zipp?
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>>42530196
ja
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Another mare falls victim to the autist
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>>42532035
Right before Zipp finds her snacks missing
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>>42531707
she should smile more often. it's cute
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>>42482446
What's so Zippy about her?
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>>42533508
It's not like she's usually scowling, though she seems more inclined to smirk than smile. Or cringe.
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Don't die yet please Zipp
I love you
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>>42534504
She always cums first.
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>>42535468
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>>42536336
What would make zippo look like this?
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Zipp gets on top.
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>>42537247
Nothing better than tomboy on top. With tomboy on the bottom being second.
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>>42537763
and between big spoon and little spoon?
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>>42538191
Zipp's too cool to spoon, still 3rd place.
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>>42538203
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>>42538203
that wasn't my question
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>>42539488
Zipp's the answer anyway.
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>>42539559
>would you rather hug or be hugged by Zipp
>Zipp
there are times when severe retardation and deepest enlightenment are indistinguishable. I hope for your sake this is one of those times
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>>42539881
Yep, best mare makes things simple, what I can say. Hug or be hugged, this ain't some mare shakespeare. Zip the Zipp.
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>>42537247
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Would you initiate a sexual relationship with Queen Haven just so you could fuck with Zipp's mental state?
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>>42540750
Given my age that's my only realistic option. Unless I'm reborn in Equestria as a young, fertile pony.
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>>42541116
only zoomers really care about that kind of thing so you can't be too old for a zoomare
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>>42543188
iwtcizs
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>>42541116
What if your reborn as an old infertile pony?
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>>42542389
>Frownfactory
>Not frowning
So is this a defect, or?
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>>42544469
You mean like I am now? Then at least I'd be thankful I won't have to continue existing in a world full of misery and strife.
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>>42546203
Exercise and eat right
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>>42546687
And lose weight, right? No thanks, that got me the daily physical pain I have to live with now. If you have any tips on how to kill myself quickly and painlessly when >nogunz I'm all ears.
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>>42547217
Become trans.
Seriously suicide is the dumbest option.
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>>42545605
did the contradiction make you frown?
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>>42482446
Yes
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>>42549370
>Haven's face when I upgraded her from a MILF to a GILF
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>>42549029
I don't think I like them that way
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>>42551153
Good you can be straight for Zipp
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I love this mare so much, I miss seeing her in new episodes. She's so perfect.
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>>42551617
Just think as soon as she figured out Hitch was an unsalvageable homo she would be looking elsewhere. And in walks (you)
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>>42551926
Faggot enough for a self-insert.
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>>42553066
Hitch is thinking loving things about Sparky
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There is already a thread for G% trannies >>42547816
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>>42553661
How peculiar that trannies always want to hang out with twilight
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>>42554388
She is soo cute!
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>>42554388
Pegasi and their dominance displays.
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Zipp wants a coltfriend. What would you do to impress her?
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>>42555686
>Zipp wants a coltfriend
use my detective skills to reveal the imposter who has taken on her form and free her from its clutches
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>>42556231
Kill yourself, eunuch.
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>>42556363
wdym? it's all ungelded and in good working order and I should have a good in after that performance.
"wanting" a coltfriend (or a marefriend for that matter) in the abstract, without having a specific somepony in mind, is a sure sign of the needy and the sluts. and she strikes me as neither of those things
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>>42556556
>"wanting" a coltfriend (or a marefriend for that matter) in the abstract, without having a specific somepony in mind, is a sure sign of the needy and the sluts.
Alright, reasonable.
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>>42555686
I seriously doubt you could impress Zipp. She's a princess, so wealth is not impressive. She's smart, so at best you can be her intellectual peer. She's super fit, so I doubt athleticism would work. Best bet would probably to be around her and consistently be a good and thoughtful person. Being able to see through her facade and understanding her would be the strongest asset. She really got annoyed when Hitch failed to see that she's very worried about something she's reluctant to share. Paying attention to her inner emotions and reading them correctly despite her attempts at obfuscation or unwillingness to share would make her like you. Also having and keeping secrets, especially cool secrets she can investigate out of you. Her best interaction with Hitch happens when she discovers the dragon egg. She kinda even becomes flirtatious after that. She would totally want someone complex and unusual but still normal and functional. Problem is you can't really deliver secrets for her to crack indefinitely, sooner or later she's going to learn all about you. So these would probably be needed at first and by the time they are gone - hopefully you proved yourself to be a good person by that time. She wants to know you to get your secrets, but might stay with you for you.
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>>42555686 >>42556719 cont.
She also seems to respond well to being serious and and adult. She visibly cringes when Hitch shows his childish and merry side. Hitch is a sheriff and he's respected by town ponies and he's absolutely responsible and serious about his job. But privately he has this earth pony childish mirth about him. Zipp does not like that. And it's not that she has a stick in her ass, she can be playful as well, but in a more mature way. But she gets all bedroom eyed and happy on multiple occasions when she witnesses Hitch being a good parent to Sparky. She clearly is the most serious one of the group and most mature. Being a parent is a perfect way to consistently display responsibility and seriousness, but also mature playfulness, and earns Hitch a lot of points. I guess showing her you are responsible, mature, thoughtful but still young at spirit would work on her. Thing is you can't fake that stuff. Can't con the Zipp. You gotta have these traits and display them by being yourself. You can't mould yourself into that pattern.
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>>42556719
>hopefully you proved yourself to be a good person by that time
Zipp isn't a 3DPD, she doesn't think like this. She'd fall for someone she just enjoys spending time with. Being funny, charming, interesting to talk to or a good sports/drinking/sparring/whatever buddy would help.
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>>42557056
I think the things you listed are basically what good person is. Tho i mean it in a subjective way. No one is a "good person" in everyone's perspective, objectively. It just means "having traits that other person likes, wants and respects". Question is what Zipp would find - as you listed - funny, charming and interesting.

Tho explain where the 3DPG came from, cause I have no idea. They don't seem to seek out good-aligned people, only claim it. They will swallow everything as long as you have money, power, both, or at least prospects for either. But i don't really want to talk about 3dpg. Better tell me what Zipp would find funny, charming and interesting.
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>>42557102
>3DPG
PD, not PG.

What's 3DPD behavior is needing to "prove" yourself if you're "worthy" of Her Royal Bitchness's attention (talking about 3DPDs here, not Zipp).

>No one is a "good person" in everyone's perspective, objectively. It just means "having traits that other person likes, wants and respects".
There are objectively bad and good people. Murder is objectively bad, for example. I consider myself an objectively good person compared to the majority of humans. That still doesn't mean Zipp would fall for me, because she (and I, too) consider this the bare essentials of behavior befitting any living being with a semblance of a soul.
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>dyke colors
>dyke haircut
>spends everyday having loving, heterosexual, babymaking sex with the sheriff
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>>42557695
Yeah, made same typo twice, apologies.

Oh yeah, that "prove yourself before I even treat you with baseline respect" thing absolutely exists irl. I do understand why it exists, to test one's resolve, which probably worked well for most of history, but in current political climate feels dangerous to engage in. Especially if one has a history of non-perfect sign interpretation, which is probably most men. Fortunately it does not exist among mares.

>Murder is objectively bad
Agreed and every reasonable person would agree. And yet serial killers do get love letters from 3dpd. I regret using "objectively", I should have used "universally", because that is much closer to what I meant.

>still doesn't mean Zipp would fall for me
Yeah, I see being a good person in universal sense like a baseline, just a foundation. To get Zipp you would also add few levels above that foundation. And I think she would be most "impressed" with someone that is
- not very explicit about their private life (secretive, private personality, I bet she would cringe at a guy taking a pic of his food at a date with her to post on social media)
- being able to tell her emotions even when she's not very opaque (perception and deep introspection)
- be more on the serious side rather than carefree
I think that is what she would like on top of being a good person. Notice how none of these are universal. I bet Izzy would prefer someone as carefree as herself. And for Pipp it would be mandatory for her beloved to be also obsessed with social media, since it's possible a lot of their privacy would end up posted there. The introspection part sounds like a universal desire, but thing is Zipp is not making herself easy to read on purpose, so it's a bit higher level than simply being attentive to other person's emotions (and that totally is in the baseline). Tho this part has a lot of assumptions based on just few interactions. But I think she would actively want you to dig deeper into what she says, rather than taking stuff at face value.

I am probably wrong, but this is how I imagine her. I also would bet she would need someone she can share flight with, and yet she has eyes for Hitch more than once in the series. Not a mare that is easy to read.
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Would Zipp build a birb nest if she felt content ina relationship?
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>>42557946
>I bet she would cringe at a guy taking a pic of his food at a date with her to post on social media
Kek, well then we'd have that in common at least.
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>>42556719
She gonna love the mystery of who keeps farting in the room and why I keep blaming Pipp for it.
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>>42559259
I think she would love to have an accomplice to help her torment Pipp. Tho only if you are a helper or provider of ideas, you don't get to take initiative, because then it would be mean. It's her sister to torment.
>>42558559
Nah, she can control her instinctive impulses that much. Still does most of pegasus stuff but not that. But the desire would be there.
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>>42557666
They are not beating the princest allegations
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>>42559305
they are just allegations
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>>42559738
That’s what they want you to think
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>>42559762
Its what you want to believe. You are impossing immorality on them.
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>>42555686
>>42556231
Zipp is independent, so she wouldn’t actively seek a partner. But she’d she open to the idea if you manage to catch her attention. The best way to do it would be to do or possess things she admires. Take her friends, for example: she admires Sunny’s athleticism, Hitch’s ability to get things done, Izzy’s cleverness, Pipp’s drive… Basically, have traits she would be interested in, at the very least. From there, you’d need to befriend her. She likes making jokes, so you need to have a good sense of humor. Share at least one thing she is passionate about. Don’t be overly serious and boring to talk with. She’d also probably like someone who supports her endeavors 100%.
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>>42559780
They’re doing that all on their own
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>>42559899
Gryphon propaganda
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>>42557861
man, that is heaven, just playful kisses with beloved mare
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>>42560506
The things she does to make Pipp happy
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>>42557861
Why are HitchZipp shippers this insecure? It's like you're trying to convince yourselves at this point
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>>42561335
Calm down homie you and me can like different ships its fine unless you're a self insert faggot
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>>42561422
Nah, I agree with you on that. But for whatever reason I notice that some of them are obsessed with saying that "Zipp is totally not gay!!1" like clockwork. What are they afraid of? I personally just care if the art is cute and Zipp is in character.
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>>42554032
What a throwback
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>>42561786
>obsessed with saying that "Zipp is totally not gay!!1" like clockwork. What are they afraid of?
Maybe the hordes of fandumb who keep reiterating this with every piece post they make?

>w-why can't you just ignore us?
Because you force your presence wherever you go.
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>>42561422
Hitch is gay and his VA is mega gay
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>>42561422
Cute pic
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>>42563220
Post-movie Hitch's VA is gay. And nobody (sane) likes post-movie Hitch.
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>>42563888
Yeah they got one of his balls to make him into dragon dad. Really a loss, he was a good masculine character in the movie.
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>>42563916
>God used one of Adam's ribs to create Eve
>Hasbro used one of Hitch's balls to create Sparky
At last I truly see.
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>>42563939
The mountain people in my country tell a different story. God took Adam's rib but before he could use it - a dog snatched it. God tried to catch the dog and grabbed the dog by it's tail. Unfortunately the tail snapped at the base and dog run off into the bushes. So yeah God ended up using the dog's tail for the task.
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>>42563952
Where does that leave Hitch's testicle?
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>>42563980
Wasn't the egg the testicle?
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>>42563952
Explains why they like dogs so much..
A funny tale but not true
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>>42563916
If Hitch was not gay then he would have been abducted by the dragons. There are three free dragon females(hair on their heads) and he advertises as a "Dragon Daddy"
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>>42564631
forgot pic
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>>42564635
Rarity is an ancestor to these dragons, it just shows. Spike got busy.
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>>42563916
What the fuck is this background
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>>42564584
>but not true
Kek. Nothing in the Old Testament is true.
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>>42566139
What no Im talking about the dog part. The Old Testament is true, though part of the old covenant. New covenant is superior.
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>>42566230
>The Old Testament is true
Lol nope
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>>42566235
Its 100% true.
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>>42562892
You just admitted that you ARE afraid and insecure because of headcanons made by literal whos. You know that you're doing the same, right? Pushing your headcanons on everyone.
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>>42566308
>headcanons
Nope. Not canon. Keep trying though, it might stick with some retards.
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>>42565483
Usual AI shit. Look into the eyes of Zephyrina Storm instead.

>>42566308
Pointing out she's not something others claimed she is. without provocation is more like a victory dance, rather than some repetition out of insecurity. Don't worry about it, Zippchads are fine, even when we celebrate she did not turn out to be what most feared when we saw first impressions of her. Remember how we felt after reading Sunny is going to be a "protester" character? Damn that was scary, the idea that g5 will be some ultra woke shit. Sunnyfans dont mention it no more, but trans stuff is still a huge point of controversy in politics to this day, so wrongly connecting it to Zipp is still active both in minds of Zippchads and those that still think tomboy characters are just trans in disguise (the tomboy genocide). There is no reason to discuss it anymore, tho some might still do a little victory dance that we were right about Zipp after all. It's not a call to arms or invitation to re-asses the issue. We are fine and Zipp is our beloved tomboy princess <3
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>>42566429
I think he was talking about the gay headcanon most of all (because they've been so thoroughly BTFO'd on the trans agenda they need to resort to this), but that's still just >headcanon, because Zipp literally showed active disinterest in a female (Izzy in the Valentine's Day episode of TYT) while she showed genuine chemistry with Hitch in at least the movie and also some post-movie stuff. It's not a definite statement, but it makes her being straight much more likely, just like they try to meme Appledash because of the implications in the ending of FIM. But of course, they only believe these things when it's in their favor. This could never be evidence that Zipp is a straight tomboy female in their eyes, because they simply refuse to see.

Subhuman trash, all of them.
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>>42566455
Kek yeah the Izzy "Happy Hearts and Hooves BUDDY" was savage on Zipp's part. Tho I think Izzy was not serious at all, as usual. Thing is Zipp also cringes at the Izzy's suggession that she likes Rocky Riff. Can that be used to say Zipp must be assexual? No. She's just not interested with Izzy or Rocky. Until she actually dates someone with it being stated explicitly - nothing can be said for certain. And that is just fine.
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>>42566349
What do you think headcanon means?

>>42566429
>>42566455
Any type of shipping is by definition headcanon aside from official couples. I’m a Zipp enjoyer first and foremost and couldn’t care less what pony she’s paired with in art. Any type of “muh headcanon is real!!” is annoying when it keeps being repeated endlessly.
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>>42566600
This exactly, art is one thing and that is fine, it's the "my opinion is fact" that is annoying and deserves calling out.
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>>42566561
>Tho I think Izzy was not serious at all
Nah, probably not. She just doesn't understand personal boundaries.
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>>42567598
Yeah no kidding She is a little out there
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>>42567728
Most scenes where they are alone Izzy makes Zipp uneasy.
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>Around Izzy - never go easy.
— Zipp probably
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>It's unicycling time.
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omg I just downloaded like 12 pictures like this, with uneasy Zipp creeped out by Izzy, like kek, this is everywhere in both series. Zipp won't relax around Izzy.
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Even in the movie Zipp was not spared.

Remember how Izzy said her name when she was introducing herself to Zipp in the dungeon? Even then Izzy was weird.
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>>42567846
>weird
"Funny". As in "feeling funny".
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Izzyfans, you care to explain why Zipp is uneasy around your mare?
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>>42567903
I mean really who wouldnt be unless you were in a relationship with her.
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>>42564741
Imagine how sensitive drussy is if they're still going for this tiny ass stallion.
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>>42567843
Zipp doesn't normally care about personal space invasion herself, but Izzy is a special case because you never know what she might do.
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>>42568062
Dragon males must have tiny equipment compared to their size
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>>42567846
>mfw a non-pegasus touches me



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