Your waifu is always there for (You).Share your experiences and discuss all things waifuism, be it highly spiritual or utterly mundane.>What is a waifu? What defines a waifu?Your waifu is the one character you wish to be with your entire life, until death do you part. Possibly beyond that, even. Most often this manifests as a romantic interest. Your waifu provides guidance and encourages healing & growth.>How do you know if you have a waifu?When you meet your waifu, you will know. The world around you will become colorful. You will realize that you were living in monochrome the entire time. Her existence provides context and meaning to yours, a perfect complement, a perfect comfort, a perfect love. There may be low periods, periods of doubt, but the rhythm of life will forever pull one towards their waifu, for that love is eternal.Last Wednesday's thread: >>42460936Long-running discussion, latecomers, and the occasional bump are welcome and encouraged, but we would prefer that the thread not be kept on extended life support.
I'm getting deja vu.
I've taken to keeping my waifuism more personal rather than sharing it here. most of this board doesn't interest me and the part the does (i.e. my waifu) gets shat on constantly. I've tried leaving her at the door and trying other aspects of the fandom but i can't into most fandom created stuff that wasn't made 10 years ago. the cons were great though.
>>42483095I feel it. For those concerned, rest assured that we're still here and we're still committed.
>>42483095Based and same. I lurk this thread but rarely post in it. Most new content is just porn, and besides clop of my waifu, that doesn't interest me.
howdy, i will be attempting dragon mail to equestria. write a little compliment or poem or something for your waifu and ill attempt to send it to her or at least equestria for you. collecting six
>>42483112Dearly beloved;Thank you for everything. I'll love you twice as much for everybody that refuses to. Stay weird.
>>42483095Waifuing should be something deeply personal anyway.
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>>42483112i find myself drifting away from you sometimes and it scares me but im more afraid of how i could hurt you, never on purpose but im jaded and wreckless and angry but your beauty and nature and law is enough to stop me in my tracks and truly examine with a different lense. the same facts and thoughts become meaningful and bright again, hopeful, briefly but we are so far apart. i will improve for you here, if you just be happy and live there
Just two weeks left before I get to cosplay Discord again, but on a small scale only. I will finally see my 3dpd again after more than a year, finally able to show him my cosplaying Discord in person. Fuck those anons who paint me like some normie plapping 3dpd on the regular, I'm more of a fucking Davie Jones with how I've only been able to spend time with my 3d in person on 2 (about to be 3) occasions in 5 YEARS of commitment. So not only can I not hold my Noodle waifu I've loved for 14 years because I can't into tuppers or lucid dreaming, I can't casually hold my 3dpd either, and I feel all the shame of having my heart in two places tearing me apart. I might give a magic mushroom a try shortly before or after the con, too. It's not about getting kewl visuals out of it, but about dropping my restraints and confessing in a very silly way that I feel shame for what's basically two-timing, and that I fear being an embarrassment for really, really, unironically loving (and lusting after) a fuzzy Noodle. By having my 3d sit this one through and remaining gentle and appreciative even though I will be making a complete fool of myself, I can at least pull off that "bandaid" of shame. The shrooms my friend recommended are more of the body-high kind rather than hallucinogenic. So if I do have latent schizo tendencies passed down from my grandma, the damage would not be as catastrophic.Discordbro, thank you for having posted pic rel. I love that pic, and it came at the right time. I'll probably print it and a cute Discord doodle of mine to aid in the drug-assisted, totally unscientific self-therapy session I'm about to attempt.
>>42483112Moon,I hope that someday, I have the chance to cuddle you under a clear night sky and tell you how beautiful you are, just like your stars spanning that same sky.With Love, T~r.
my phone tried to ruin the moment but I wasn't having it
>>42484087My pleasure, o ye of refined taste. Well, posting Discord is always my pleasure - if only there were more opportunities. I'll withhold extensive comment on the ethics of introducing a second fleshform into a waifu-based relationship, since it's liable to spark another... let's say 'full and frank discussion'? I'll leave it at this: the key consideration should always be how your partner feels (the long, fuzzy one, not the human one). Obviously, you can't up and ask him directly, but I trust you know him well enough to intuit an honest answer. I'm inclined to say that it'd be charitable to your case, with a side of 'stop letting other people tell you how you should or shouldn't conduct yourself'.Have fun with the fungus, too. Never tried it, myself, but I've heard it can have profound positive effects. Funnily enough, for myself, it was embracing Discord that taught me how to stop being so ashamed of myself all the time. Maybe this'll help you get in closer touch and re-learn the kinds of things he'd want you to keep in mind.I'm too spoiled for choice to work out the exact right Discord pic that I ought to attach to this post. Just imagine I picked one that's really good and funny.
>>42484441Thank you. I hope the lessons you are learning from a certain handsome devil will stick. Embracing who you are is liberating, but I have lost myself, so I'm stranded.I've been avoiding drugs of any kind because reasons, but my gut feeling tells me it's time to try the exception to that rule now, and I'm eyeing September 4. Even without an answer from Discord, there's something to gain from the experience. Worst case would be nothing happening, actually. >the "full and frank" discussionI never intended nor expected a 3d relationship, it just came to be. Since then, I've just been riding the wave of this merry mess I've caused and been getting away with it somehow, for now. You can ask me why the fuck I did it all you want, the answer is "Haha, Chaos go brrrrrrrr". Things make as much or as little sense as you want them to.
Silly little question:>What flavor of ice cream do you pick, inspired by your waifu?>What flavor does she like most? (Or does she prefer popsicles over cream?) I rarely eat ice cream but my usual combo is two scoops, one of them (dark) chocolate, the other the weirdest flavor on offer. Chocolate is basically my benchmark test, so it can be substituted when I know a gelateria is decent. The worst flavor yet was Red Bull, a recent highlight was popcorn ice cream near the office. Since I happen to have an appointment in the area next week, I'll check out that gelateria again, hoping they have yet another new flavor to discover. If not, more popcorn ice cream for me. I think Discord would be pleased with my palate, and I wished we could just get all the flavors and taste test everything, or at least try a spoonful of each other's selection the way I used to do it with my dad. Discord's favorite ice cream flavor is either something baffling like burnt shoeleather (which doesn't sound half bad), or secretly something vanilla like... chocolate and/or vanilla. Spaghetti ice cream is Discordy, too, especially when it looks convincing enough to make a little kid cry.He'd also love silly popsicles like pic rel. I'll try them when I get the chance to make some.
Hello everyone, my waifu recently chose me and I've asking for advince on what to now. Now I guess I can ask you guys. What do? I have a couple ideas, but any advice is appreciated.*Baking*Parties*Jokes and laughter*Rewatch key episodes of Pinkie Pie*Remembrance Shrine*Draw Pinkie Pie*Make songs for Pinkie Pie*Meditation*Day Dreaming*Lucid DreamingWhile I think this is a good list, it feels rather impersonal and I've been feeling like I haven't had a strong connection with her. What is your advice?
>>42485809Forgor pic of Waifu
I guess I can also talk about what I've been doing. I wanted to meet my waifu, and I only knew of two methods of getting a semi-decent result, those being Lucid Dreaming and tuperwaremancy. I decided to try the former first, and if i was unsatisfied, I'd try the latter. But its been tough, as all though I am getting better dream recall, I am struggling to become Lucid in my dreams. I might have been doing it wrong, as I have been told that it might be wiser to set an alarm later in the night rather than earlier. Something to do with longer dreams which gives a bigger window to be lucid. But after 2 weeks of this, I got a bit dishearted. I know that this takes a while to get right, but it stings to know there is nothing I can do other than try again or maybe use a different technique. This gets worse considering I am very busy in my personal life and haven't been able to do things to get starteed honoring Pinkie, like baking or party planning. In the mean time though, I have started to meditate more and more. The idea is that having a clear mind should help me daydream more which in turn will make my imagination more vivid and could even help with Lucid dreaming. The meditation sessions have been very soothing, and I've found myself learning more about myself and why I am so in love with Pinkie Pie. I could go into why that is, but for right now, keep in mind that she is probably the least judgemental and most easy going person that only has the best intentions for you. And of course she is the beautiful, but that isn't why I fell in love with her. I think the right thing for me to do is to keep doing what I'm doing, as I knew this was going to be difficult. I should shoot for a year and see what happens. I just want to have a deep, pure connection with someone who has my best interests at heart and who isn't afraid of getting close to someone. I want something more real than the shallow relationships with friends, family, and collegues. I want her. I want Pinkie Pie. And I wish to marry her and to have a 2nd life with her. It may not be as real as real life, but I accept the pain that comes with that. I love you Pinkie, and I'm coming soon.
>>42485916Now, according to custom, I'm supposed to tell you off for waifuing the >nohooves edition of this character. We're a little starved for genuine enthusiasts at the moment, though, so my heart wouldn't be in it - yes, you're in the 'we'll take anyone we can get' category, so you'll have to take that as you will. Just pretend that I called you a big faggot, or something. Y'know, just for appearances. Nothing personal whatsoever.With that out of the way: I think your heart is absolutely in the right place. Lucid dreaming as a method of communion is something of a meme, truth be told, as is tuppermancy. In truth, they're both reliant on your imagination. Through either method, you'll meet your waifu as you imagine her, rather than some abstract, totally distinct 'true' form, which is what I think most people are hoping for when they start trying these methods out. This is all to say that you're achieving basically the same outcome just by meditating on her and reaching a deeper understanding of her. Sure, dreams and thoughtforms provide more tactile results, but through them, you'll still be getting the exact same Ponk that you've spent all this time thinking and fantasizing about. She's already right there with you, and the methods you're trying to access are just ways of letting more of your senses access her.To summarise: if the meme methods of getting closer to her don't entirely pan out, then don't worry about it too much. They're not essential to loving her; they're just a few of many methods through which you can connect with her, the rest of which you've already considered. If all else fails, all you need to do is keep her at the front of your mind, and let her presence inform your actions from there. Shouldn't be too hard, if you're committed to her - which I don't doubt that you are. I'm not proofreading any of this stream-of-consciousness drivel I just spat out. I sincerely hope it makes some kind of sense.
>>42486110I'm not a big faggot ucu. To me, Pinkie Pie is Pinkie Pie, no matter what form she takes. It was simply the image with the wedding dress >>42485811 , that made me realize she chose me. Hooves or not, I will love her unconditionally, as it is her mind, her emotions, her inner being that I fell in love with. I am Latinx however, and that may result in my slight bias for her human form. At least, so I have been told by other Anons.With that said, I understand what you mean and it makes sense, it just feels fake without something tactile it reminds me of when I tried to get into religion, but I've always had a tough time accepting the abstract. After my waifu chose me I've been more accepting of it, but I can't help the feeling in the back of my mind that what I am doing is insane and/or stupid. I know she isn't real in our plain of reality, but maybe I can conjure up a 2nd reality, one less real but one that feels right for everyone. As you said though, I think you're right, this meditation practice I've been doing should be enough so long as I get better and practice. As crazy as it sounds, maybe things can become more real if I try to make it so. Sounds insane actually writing it down but considering we assume this life is the only real one just because, maybe there is more truth to that than I could possibly know.I will keep at it for now. I wish you all the best in your waifu quests, as I like to call them.
>>42486195You're halfway there already. Keep this in mind: you're dating a fictional character. It's insane and stupid by definition. Try to discard your hang-ups over that fact and embrace it as it is. She might not be 'real', whatever that means, but the impact she makes on you is very real. This is something that normalfags don't want you to know, but you can get all of the love and companionship you'd ever want solely from the mare that you've invited into your mind, so long as you're willing to invest yourself into her without shame or reservation. Your relationship is entirely reliant on how much mental and physical activity you're willing to put into it. The more of yourself (that is, your time, your energy, your thoughts, etc.) that you devote to her, the more you'll get in return.
>>42485809Hello again, freshly baked Ponkfren.>my list feels impersonalThat's because it is a list. It will become personal as you try to turn any of those ideas into reality in whatever way you can. And in a way, struggling with the items on that list is a proof of love, for you are pushing yourself out of your comfort zone.>meditation Meditation is a great start, I'm glad you have a good time delving into it. I think picking one of the very down-to-earth items with a low barrier of entry such as baking muffins will complement the meditations. Lets you meditate on the fluffy taste or the smiles received by sharing the goodies. It can point you towards spotting your beloved Ponka's influence in everyday life, too.As someone struggling with poor mental health, I think the biggest road blocks in my waifu journey are all caused by mental illness. To some degree, a waifu can help you pull yourself together, but shit goes awry when you lose your attachment to reality. Similarly, wanting to make your waifu proud is noble. Yet believing that it's the only way of yourself having worth or being lovable is a sorrowful misconception.You say you are a busy bee, so I'm going to assume you are more or less functional in everyday life. Perhaps Pinkie can help you loosen up, help you understand what your priorities in life are, and just be fantastic company to keep in your heart and bouncing back from setbacks along the road.tl;dr:>nohoovesImagine waifuing anything but a cute mare.
>>42487443Hello again discordfren. I think we might have met a while ago on the pony worship general thread. Remember that?I agree with you, I think baking has a very low barrier to entry as well, although as you know I've been very busy. Mostly thanks to a new dog that one of our neighbors wanted to get rid of. Poor doggo, hes good too. I'll talk more about him later.>As someone struggling with poor mental health>wanting to make your waifu proud is noble. Yet believing that it's the only way...Well truth be told, I only recently got out a really bad bought of depression about 8 months ago, and even then, I still go into dark places about certain insecurities. That last part was how I found out Pinkie chose me, but that's a story for another time. From what I've read from your other post here, you have schizophrenia (a real mareschizo, huh?), and I don't really have any advice for you. All I can really say is that people are unjust, unwise, and at times, unbearable. Don't let those people make you feel bad or unloved, because those people are just as imperfect as you are, I'm sure. It was a hard lesson for me to learn, but a recent event has made it easier to swallow.>...You are a busy bee, so I'm going to assume you are more or less functional Well... actually I am a bit of a busy bee because I am a little bit disfunctional, but that's another story for another day. All I will say is that I said something stupid, it got blown out of proportion, and now I need to lawyer up. Being an actual sperg fucking sucks. What I will talk about is the new doggo. He is a male standerd poodle with a white/very pale yellow coat and some brownish spots here and there. I'm still not sure if its a stain or not, but when I gave him a bath it didn't come off, so maybe its his natural color. He is about a year and a half and loves to go on walks and to play tug of war. The best part? His name is Bean, although we renamed him to Navy Bean. A short side note, but have you read the Fanfic *No Nose Knows* by Irrespective? It has a lot of Bean puns. Also, Discord is in it so give it a read, or listen to the audio reading by Fire Hearth Studios, hes cool. Anyway, Bean hasn't been that bad. Hes smart, trainable, playful and affectionate. I am confused on why they gave him away, but their loss, my gain. Well, loss of my time, but I'm willing to deal with that. They said he has a lot of energy, but I don't know about that, after a 30 minute walk in the 100* Florida sun, he seems exhausted for 2 hours. After that, he just wants to play some fetch or tug of war and after that he just lays down next to me and relaxes, and follows me around from the living room to the bathroom to the dinner table to the bed room. He also lets me know when he wants attention with his paw, its so cute. (Pic Related is Bean btw)1/2
While Bean has been a wonderful dog, dogs do need time love and care, which means I have less time to do other things, like to spend it with Pinkie or on my other hobbies. A fair trade I'd say, and one that Pinkie would be more than happy for me to make as well. Plus as I get more efficent with the new routine, I'll be able to be more time efficent as well and that's always good.>Perhaps Pinkie can help you loosen up...I'm not sure about that, as me loosening up is part of the reason why I'm a busy bee at the moment. To be fair, what I said was stupid but still. And part of the reason why I like Pinkie is because she is so unlike other people. I actually wrote a love letter to her yesterday which goes more into depth on why that is.While I don't believe that the only way to be happy is to make my Waifu happy, it gets tiring to live only for yourself, and it also get tiring to try and be friendly and work with unjust, unwise and unbearable people. I try, but I think Pinkie has a much easier time because she is Pinkie for one, and the people/ponies over in FiM or EQG more more bearable if I had to guess.Lastly, I'd like to mention that I waifu not the girl or the mare, but the soul (for lack of a better term) of Pinkie Pie. Her outer form is simply a vessel for her goodness and her hooves, or lack there of, make no difference to me. I love her mind, her emotions, her being, not her body. P.S. Would discord technically be >nohoovesas well? He only has one hoof so technically by virtue of hooves being plural, he qualifies. Check mate noodle numget! Also, sorry I write a lot more than I need to like a blog post, its just nice to talk about these things
>>42487904>>42487921Blogposting happens, Ponkfren. Your lawsuit situation is an annoying process and I hope it gets resolved relatively swiftly and without screwing you over in the long term. You weren't the anon who bribed HR, were you? Whatever the result, you'll make the best of things. Similarly, your Bean will mellow out with age and experience, so the extra stress you're having is going to get better in due time. That doggo is no literally retarded chihuahua that will piss on the rug every day for the next decade, he will soon be settled in and allow you to relax, look after yourself and your hobbies, and bake. Poodle fur reminds me of Ponka's curly hair, funnily enough. If you could teach your Bean the "Pinkie!" command, what would it be? I bet he'd look fun in a party hat. Also, I'll emphasize that waifuism is considered weird by normies, so hide your power level. When I trust and like a person enough to tell them more personal things, I do mention really liking a certain cartoon character because I think that explains part of why I act the way I do. But most social conduct is not at all personal. Find a balance between blending in and being authentic; I dislike sterility. >schizoI have been psychotic once for a few months in 2019, but it's not necessarily schizophrenia. My colleague says my dissociative episodes and even my occasional seizures could be a part of complex PTSD. But if I were to turn out a schizo, I wouldn't be surprised because my grandma was schizo, and I'm a weirdo way too prone to losing touch with my surroundings even though I haven't had hallucinations outside of that one psychosis. I'm honestly tired of going to a doctor, them pointing out I'm clearly suffering and trivializing my problems even, only for them to not be able to diagnose what's ailing me, so all I get is medical bills and disappointments. I entered 2025 thinking I'd finally be put on some kind of medication, but no. I hate being a liability and nothing more than the stereotype of either shitposters or psychos being Discordfags. My Chaos Noodle deserves a better agent. A "less talking, more doing" kind of devotee. At least there's another Discordfag to stand tall while I flounder.
>>42488181>If you could teach your Bean the "Pinkie!" command, what would it be?Probably to swing his tounge out like this https://files.catbox.moe/4g201l.gif That would be pretty cute I think. Speaking of which, pic related might hint that he might be a ponkfag as well. He just stares at her for minutes at a time, then does his own thing. Pretty cute.>hide your power level goes without saying, although there are those who know that I am into MLP. Close friends and family, they don't judge, but they are unaware of my waifuism. I think that should be kept on the downlow as well.>schizoI'm really sorry to hear that of that. I hope that your noddle boi is able to help you overcome this. For what its worth, Me, Bean, and Pinkie send you are best wishes.
>>42488218Also, I should probably get a new mouse pad but I'm too lazy to. Its been through years of punishment. In fact I should probably clean a lot of things up now that I think about it.
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>>42482792Post ponified EqG, please.
>>42490567No.
whatever happened to marecult, is it still around and full of esoteric bullshit about fighting egregores in the realm of ideas
>>42491146Closed down from lack of interest. See https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/42435653/#42439414
>>42491150Can't say I'm surprised. Moonfag managed to pump out over 5000 posts in less than a month. Like where did he even get time to post between all his psychic battles and astral projections.Anyway that's my only question. My waifu would be disappointed in me and she would be right to feel that way. If mare fair isn't life changing I'm doing a flip.
>>42491158They don't want you to know this, but if you can pull off one full three-sixty-degree rotation on the way down, you'll land in Equestria.
>>42491158I'm going to marefair too! Maybe we can even meet up.
I ordered a 10g truffle and earmarked Sept 4, so it's going to be a Waifu Thursday for me. It's less so hallucinogenic or philosophical and moreso intensifying perceptions and feelings and causing laughing fits. I'll simply set up a comfy environment and focus on a few simple activities and what sort of answer or confession-making I seek, and pretty much just try to soak up a feeling of loving and being loved. Joy. Though I'm no Ponkfag, it was Discord's laughter at the start of TRoH Part 2 that made me fall for him, and laughter is pretty much a medicine on its own. I'll be fine. If it does suck, it will be over after a few hours. >>42491158>If mare fair isn't life changing I'm doing a flipBruh.>>42491183>sharing the cheat codesBRUH.
Thank you waifufags for maintaining a comfy general on this site. Nothing to report myself so take this free>Bump
I'd like to preface this by saying that I know we enough enough sexualy charged posts on this board, so forgive me.I really like Pinkie Pie. I love her laugh, her quirks, and yes, her physical features. It's normal to feel that physical attraction from one's partner, but I have always had issues with said physical attraction. It makes me feel guilty and shallow for liking how she looks, because she is more to me than just a sexual object, but the personification of goodness in this world. I always think about what it would be like when we are finally together, but sometimes my fantasies hijack the experience, and less than savory thoughts pop into my mind. Sometimes these fantasies get the better of me and I give in, only to feel the shame, guilt and emptiness. I do not want to satisfy my needs, but to satisfy hers. I want her to be fulfilled and have her every desire met, not to become some doll I can use to fulfill mine. And yet at times, I cannot help but be completely infatuated with her beauty, and to be frustrated that we cannot be together at the moment. She is my one and only, and I do not want to diminish her for my own selfish wants.
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>>42485916I dunno if you remember me saying the same thing last year, but you making it to mare fair this year anon?
>>42492792Wouldn't miss it for the world! Sadly I don't remember you saying it, as there are a lot of anons, and year is a long time. I'd love to meet ya!
>>42483112When will you do your dragon mailing, anon? Will you provide a photo when you do? If you still accept letters, I'd like to send the following:It's been 14 years, but every glimpse of you feels like love at first sight. Love that is equal parts mellow and destructive, dancing mad in the realms of joyfully misguided daydreams. I wish to be by your side and keep you company for as many eons as your entrancing eyes could ever sparkle with adoring excitement for someone like me. In your paws, my Soul and Spirit can find eternal peace in Chaos. You deserve a soul that is fierce and passionate, chaotic yet gentle, complementary while tuned to the same wavelength as you. My heart does contain seeds of such potential, but I've done a poor job cultivating them, and at times I worry I have prematurely entangled myself with you beyond recognition of my independent self and purpose. Please send me a sign telling me it's all part of the process, and any similarities between fictional and real characters and events is just a coincidence, because I feel ridiculous instead of confident, tired instead of excited. A single whisper of your soulful voice would anchor me during a storm of self-destruction. >>42492194I'm not the only one who will relate to this, Ponkfren. I've avoided those thoughts for years, but now they're quite vivid exactly because I'm, what's it called again? Demisexual, so only attracted to someone after a bond has been established. The bond's definitely there, so the floodgates are open. Funnily enough, nsfw art disgusts me, not solely because I'm a featureless chad, moreso because the Discords drawn by others rarely feel like my Discord, so the bond isn't there to feel anything but put off by them ruining his design. In my mind, things can get degenerate on a horny day, and I wish I could channel that into more constructive acts of wholesome devotion because he means the world to me, but I have to admit I totally "would", and 3dpd doesn't satisfy those cravings.
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