>be a stallion in stable 99>your literal only job and duty is to fuck mares 24/7>eventually die peacefullyWhy was this guy such a massive homosexual retard, holy shit. Best job in the world and somehow fucked it up
>>42485708>how to show everyone that you know jackshit about 99 and PH in 3 arrow pointsGood job.
>>42485708He was gay because he was in Fallout Equestria, which is the gayest thing on the planet
>>42485759>mares force you to have sex with themLiterally in the first few chapters anon
>>42485708what fanfic are you talking about? may I have a link to it?
>>42485873Yeah. By being treated as literal property. And the peaceful death is a joke too. Unless you count euthanasia by poison or bludgeoning force as peaceful.
>>42485708I mean you're right in like the general sense of it but in practice it's not all that much better
>>42485966my boy deserved better
>never get to raise your fillies or know the warmth of a mare next to youSpecial hell
>>42486227It's a hell reserved for Anons who are unfaithful to mares
>>42486397Wouldn't be me.
Foesharts, everyone.
>>42486407Couldn't be me either>>42486644It'll be this dude
>>42485761This
>>42485708Mare sex but no mare love
>>42486199indeed, the worst part is he never got to properly raise his daughterand wasnt able to prevent what happened on the rocket back from the moonthat fact still makes my skin crawl
>>42487117He was raised in stable 99, he'd have the same ultra-philistine mores as Blackjack so he wouldn't care about what happened on the return trip either.
>>42485708Because he was in Fallout Equestria.
>>42487169Understandable.
>>42485913Ok, and other ponies in the stable had it any better?I'd pick a short life of fucking any day.
>>42485708>>42487068What an actual retard would write such characters and plot? I guess some fucking coombrained virgin? To make you sympathise with a poor presudo sexual fantasy character? "His role is to be a fuck tool to impregnate females" like wtf. This is the gayest and the corniest idea for a character I've ever seen. Fallout's apocalyptic setting allows you to create so many cool ideas and stories, and the guy decided to make a male sex slave character. Imagine reading a S.T.A.L.K.E.R. or Metro 2033 fanfic, and one of the characters there is a sex slave that is meant to fuck women in a shelter. The writer would become a lolcow loser for life>>42485761>>42487169This
>>42487808People love this writer, and project horizons, so i dunno what to tell you. Cry about it maybe?
>>42487984>People love this writeranon, I know you're a dashfag and your attention span is very small but people constantly shit on somber
>>42488117>your attention span is very small but people constantly shit on somber3.7k likes to 236 dislikes, 5k comments, 51,000 views total on fimfiction and probably hundreds of thousands more extra. You sure about that?And if I had a small attention span I wouldn't have read 1.7 million words
>>42488124in the threads, not on fimfic and I wasn't talking about the story but somber himself, those likes comments and views are for the story
>>42487984Rotflmao. FoEsisters are the gift that keeps on giving
>>42488237Thanks for bumping the thread I guess
>>42488241You're welcome sister.
>>42488191Even on fimfic most people say "the first half is okay, the second half is pure ass"
>>42488191still loved on youtube tho
>>42486227Grim.
>>42488237Haha holy shit you're that guy who got absolutely BUCKBROKEN by Pipgod
>>42485892Look it up yourself.
The truth is, Fallout Equestria was shit from the start.The whole story reads like someone's FAILout 3 gameplay with lame roleplay elements and pony models and textures plastered on. And this whole stupid mix-up of fairytale fantasy and retrofuturistic post-apocalypse America just doesn't work. These things are too different from themselves: each one has its own original lore, laws, physics, atmosphere. Together it all tastes like an uneatable mess, like a birthday cake covered in pieces of tuna and oil. And stripping all cute and sweet parts from Equestria and plastering all the edgy and "serious" parts of Fallout instead - isn't it just disrespectful to both worlds?
>>42489693Sorry no one cares to do elder scrolls, Fallout is kino in spite of Bethesda trying to make it into another toddslop title
>>42489693Its exclusively liked by autistic people who see fallout and mlp and say "I like both those things so I must like this". Neither the original story nor its spin offs are things I would classify as remotely close to entertaining.
>>42489706> elder scrollsI haven't said anything about it. And I wouldn't also mix TES with Equestria - TES is too big and also too different for it.> Fallout is kinoYes, can't argue with that. But its base is our real messed up retrofuturistic world with its problems and morales. Without this particular base, the whole "Fallout" just falls apart, becomes just a bunch of disconnected and practically meaningless paraphernalias and symbols that would look out-of-place on any other base, especially on fair and magical land of Equestria. And turning Equestria into a lame copy of 50ish Murrica doesn't help there.
>>42489809>being this wrong
>>42489883>being this trans
>>42489901FACTTrans people hate Fallout Equestria
>>42490057is that real?
>>42490285I just asked Grok and it's 100% true
>>42489693>These things are too different from themselves: each one has its own original lore, laws, physics, atmosphere. Together it all tastes like an uneatable mess, like a birthday cake covered in pieces of tuna and oil.This this this this this this this THIS is why Fallout Equestria is hot garbage. It combines two concepts that are diametrically opposed to each other and only absolute brainlets could find it enjoyable. Everybody else has already tuned out as soon as they heard the "well, it's ponies, but in an apocalyptic wasteland!" pitch.
>>42488124>>42488594>appeal to popularity
>>42490754FoE being shit aside, "these two things are just too different!" is a complete brainlet argument.
>>42490761Except it's not. It's the whole reason most crossovers are utter shit, unless they are done in jest. It completely rapes the lore and universe of both worlds, usually.
holy autistic bickering
>>42490757>appeal to appeals
>>42490768>>42489693Pretty obvious you didn't readHow did it feel to get bullied out of your home thread by pipfag?
>>42490909You expected a foeshit thread without?
>>42491239>Pretty obvious that I am trans.Happy for you sister, but let's stay on the topic of troonout goonsistria
>>42485708does this pic have a full size or is this it?
>>42491587Not op nor someone who has read Fallout Equestria but I've found the full size via yandex, google image searching has gone down to the shitter.
Stable 99 is shitP-21 is straightProject Horizons should have ended with him and BJ surviving and raising foals together
>>42491250Chadout Chadquestria does kinda drive low functioning autists insane by mixing two different genres together.See >>42491321 this mindbroken sperg
>>42491603That's pretty cute.
>>42492241yeah it is
>>42485708is there a problem with that?
>>42493079No, there's no problem with being a breeding machine, the problem is this faggot decided that was retarded and rebelled
>>42487808>Imagine reading a S.T.A.L.K.E.R. or Metro 2033 fanfic, and one of the characters there is a sex slave that is meant to fuck women in a shelter. The writer would become a lolcow loser for lifeKek this really highlights how coombrained this garbage "fiction" is.
>>42485761>gayestObjectively true.
>>42487808>Imagine reading a S.T.A.L.K.E.R. or Metro 2033 fanficNo that sounds stupid
>>42491239>Pretty obvious you didn't readBut I've read it, translated and original. Of course, not fully, as I've grown tired of reading this garbage.> How did it feel to get bullied out of your home thread by pipfag?What are you even talking about here?
>>42485708The only gay character I really could get behind to this day. He had a reason for disliking mares. You're not portraying 99 as the shit hole it truly was.
>>42485708>Why was this guy such a massive homosexual retardI often wonder that about FoE enthusiasts, as well.
>>42494141>>Imagine reading a S.T.A.L.K.E.R. or Metro 2033 fanfic>No that sounds stupidAnon, Glukhovsky quite literally made fanfics canon
>>42491603>I've found the full size via yandex>>I've found the full size by sucking Putin's cock
>>42494602>t. will soon have to login to the Internet with his government issued ID
>>42494602>t. supports a Nazi terrorist dictatorship
>>42494587>literally who
>>42493940>>42487808Samefag
>>42494922>a Russian writer who wrote Metro 2033 books. His books are good, but the interesting part is that he made a lot of Russians seethe because he cooperated with Ukrainian game developers to make Metro 2033 games, stated that he doesn't support Russia in the war and generally critisizes the russian regime and society
>>42494946your post is inaccurate>Metro gamesPopular, considered good, only zetniks complain about them at this point HL3 may be announced beforr M4 :(>the waraside from general blue-white-blue cringe he had takes like>can't find a job while fleeing Russia? Learn to code bro :^)
>>42491603As soon as Blackjack tried to get laid consensually she had to massacre half the wasteland just for one or two dickings I can kinda see the appeal of rape slaves
>>42495267She was a chuddy marecel
>>42495267Imagine if pony stallions/mares could apply to be sex slaves, the would have hundreds
>>42495496I also would
>>42485708I've heard about Fallout Equestria before, but I never bothered to check it out. I read the first two chapters of Project Horizons and it's shit. Did you guys really read all that? It's almost 2 million words.
>>42495898The OG is mediocre. A lot of what came after is way overrated. There's a few good ones mixed in, but PH is not one of them.
>>42495910Why is there so much rape?
>>42495960Dunno. Ask the authors. Tho it's probably because they're vidya gaym raiders who just exist to be shot at so the player can gain XP without any moral dilemmas.One of the major shorcomings of the stories.
>>42495960First day on /mlp/?
>>42496068seems like that for many anons on this board
>>42496480Yeah?
>>42495960Because we're talking about a fucked timeline.
>>42489693It is shit, but it came out in a VERY specific moment, when that edgelord shit was in vogue, New Vegas was at its height, ponies were at their height and it was one of the first long-form fanfictions of its kind, so it just kind of got evergreened by the sudden rush of attention it got.
>>42497214How fucked?
>>42497710About as fucked as Blackjack on the boat.
>>42497746unf
>>42497746oh
>>42495960Because why not?
>>42498760It's morally wrong.
>>42495960Because it's Fallout and Fallout: Equestria specifically takes a lot of it's world building cues from Fallout 3, where the raiders are so coked up that they make Mad Max warboys look well adjusted. Ergo the two most common pastimes for any good raider gang are rape and murder in randomized order.
>>42498760Because rape doesn't exist in Equestria, so it's fake and gay.
>>42499235Well this is a a fanfic
>>42499710still doesn't exist in Equestria and fanfics, please.
>>42500157and?
https://www.fimfiction.net/story/581114/3/i-took-a-slight-tumble-onto-an-active-roadway-and-got-magically-reincarnated-into-a-different-world-based-upon-the-show-my-little-pony-and-the-game-fallout-in-the-side-fic-of-fallout-equestria-known-as-project-horizons-as-a-stable-99-stallion/i-guess-that-security-mare-explained-the-situation-and-i-might-be-stuck-here-permanently-but-im-sure-not-happy-about-it-i-dont-even-like-ponies-and-now-im-on-some-sort-of-special-assignment-for-being-too-annoying
Ah thank goodness, something that's actually in keeping with the thread topic.Literally endless grist for discussing getting raped by MAREs in this thread and somehow we've managed to discuss everything but.
>>42500522ooh a new chapter, nice work.
>>42500545rape is bad
>>42500821where is your proofs?
>>42500821
>>42501350kek
>>42500821>he doesn't know
>>42500821a few good rapes from some mares would correct a lot of bad attitudes
>>42500522My favorite kind of cover art is the kind where the author just collages some images together to make it or drew it themselfCommissioned cover art is too high effort and no image is lazyThe only thing better is using fanart of the story as the cover
>>42502108I wish some mares would fix my attitude
>>42502847there are some things that cannot be fixed no matter what and that includes your attitude.
>>42502856RIP
>>42502856Really? I think mares could fix that
>>42503557you're simply too stubborn to change your attitude even if a baton smashed all of your bones into ashes
amres I love their snowpity
>>42503557But what if the mares are fucked up in this case too?
>>42503935well then his attitude gets even more shitter than thought possible, soon he will use the toilet and lord forgive me for saying this: not flushing it AND not washing after himself. he better hope if he does this in the stable that he got a unicorn horn to defend himself for what little life he got left
>>42503672rapepity
>>42504345pitypity
>>42504622snowsnow
>>42504345Anons just LOVE to yap about >rape but when I lock them in a room with Blackjack suddenly it's not funnywtf
>>42504345plappity
>>42504869I would rape her though, this cunt deserves
>>42505014>he says this as the mares have guns and all he has at best is earth pony strength, pegasus flight (useless down in the shelter) or unicorn magic (good luck learning how to use magic)
>>42505159>earth pony strengthAll you need. Oh and also a fuck ton of luck, hopes and prayers.
>>42505159Oh no my steak is too delicious
>>42505159I'll distract her by crying and begging not to be killed
>>42506503what if she kills you because you begged?
>>42506992It was a risk I took, it didn't pay off the way I wanted
>>42507047sad
>>42507047That's how it goes.
>>42505497where did u get this video of me
>>42507736Like hitting on a soft 16 when the dealer somehow has a 5-card 21
>>42507047many such cases
>>42509097Needs to be less cases then.
>>42485708He didn't wanted to be treated like shit in Stable 99.
>>42509777>Oh woe is me, I get to have sex every day with all sorts of mares, my life is so horrible Peak shit writing
>>42509878>Yes master, give me the poison needle and throw my carcass into the recycler when a new male is born to take my placePeak shit mentality
>>42510017It's still shit writing, because you know it was written like that just as some sort of "see, doesn't sound like such a good deal now, does it?" copout. All just to put some weird "guy that gets to be used by mares for breeding" sexual fantasy into the story.
>>42509878And you have shit taste.
Maresex but no mareloveJesus would not approve
>>42510148oh god anything but a sexual fantasy!and such cheating it is, to have it not be a cheap fantasy by writing in that it's an expensive one instead. the cad
>>42510635I'd still plap Blackjack
>>42510690it'd suck so fucking much if her hot plot raped me hahaha her tight marepussy gripping hard on my cock against my will lol
>>42510690why is he crying
>>42510439Where the fuck are her hair?
>>42511052because she's going to rape him
>>42511052Because she promised to be his marefu and then left him to be used by the entire rest of her underground city. Them making up later was one of the most kino parts of the fic
>>42511070I too would be devastated
>ywn taste Blackjack's ponut
>>42511594*ALERT*CHANGELING DETECTED*ALERT*FRAUD BLACKJACK OBVIOUSLY CHANGELING*ALERT*
>>42511600No, she got horn extensions.
>>42511914>t. changeling trying to defend his fellow disguised 'ling
>>42512119To be fair, a changeling would treat you better. The bug at least has a motivation to keep you alive.
>>42512217>changeling infiltrator in Stable 99 is posing as a sort of nice mareDo you reveal her or do nothing
>>42512217True and that's sad.
>>42485761kek
>>42512357I think this is the only scenario where siding with the bug is the right choice. It's not a good choice, but better than the alternative.
>>42512357Do nothing, it's not my problem after all.
>>42513444It could be yours if the changeling wants to pod you. But to reiterate, it's better than your fate in 99.
At least I wasn't born in 99
>>42513783Probably hopefully could escape 99 if the changelings are distracting the mares but probably just wishful thinking.
>>42513955haha yeah...
>>42513955>ImageThis is your brain on 99.
Pick a amre
>>42515090Lacunae.
>>42515105Yeah she's a good mare
>>42511594That messy mane really sells it.
Blackjack just had to go and destroy dommy mommy heaven
>>42515720The only good thing she did.
>>42516365UnforgivableI don't care how POTENT a mare she is she needs to pay
>>42516626it's forgivable, that place was a shithole
>>42516933
>>42517317lol
>>42516933This.
>>42513955>t. born in Stable 99
>>42517940I would take that secret to the grave
What a nice pony I hope nothing bad happens to him
>>42518281haha... yeah... nothing... *sobs*
>>42518091so your grave would have many clues you're from stable 99
>>42519105I hope it wouldnt
>>42487808>Imagine reading a S.T.A.L.K.E.R. or Metro 2033 fanfic, and one of the characters there is a sex slave that is meant to fuck women in a shelter. The writer would become a lolcow loser for lifeThe B-movies A Boy and His Dog and America 3000 both play with these concepts. Never read Fallout Equestria but there's nothing inherently wrong with the idea.
>>42519105Depends on how many fractures your pelvis has.
>>42519589>Fascinating, this skeleton of a unicorn stallion has his pelvis completely fractured... and it seems like his unicorn horn was too in the same way... 100% from Stable 99
>>42519931kek
>>42519351>The B-moviesYou gave the rebuttal to your own argument.
>>42520146>longnose tribe didn't approve this movie and spend a morbilliom dollars on it ergo le bad
>>42520165That's only the case for paid reviews. According to Rotten Tomatoes, the user reviews are 63% (lower than paid reviews, but still respectable) and 21% (garbage) respectively.
>>42520165yes you vill watch what the griffons want you to watch goy
>>42519931Heh I lol'd
they do so love to tease me in FoE
>>42518281Oh no...
>>42520852Oh man. Where is this coming from?
>>42520852Holy fuck
>>42521409>this is what all FoEtrannies look like in real lifeGEEEEEG
>>42521409Raider mares...
>>42521398>>42521409FoE: Speak. There's not much else going for this fic desu, but all of them thirsting over Bubblegum and all the mate guarding the teenage alicorn filly Glitter does of him is the one crumb I'm in it for.
>>42521531Jesus, Freud would have a field day with Somber.
>>42521861Speak is a fan work by someone else, but Somber gave them "special editing help" so no doubt our boy's in there. It's peak groomjack too.
>>42520852Unf
>>42520852>studfarmIs this another word for harem, or does it imply that some warlord mares breed their underlings with chosen ponies?
>>42520146The term speaks more to the budget of a film than it's quality. Most genre films including horror, western, and film noir are considered b-movies. Post apocalyptic fiction is largely created and informed by b-movies.I know you're just being pithy and argumentative, but threads like this really do remind me that I'm wasting time an energy circle jerking with people on 4chan.
>>42520852god daayyym
>>42522009>so no doubt our boy's in thereThat's pretty much a given.
>>42520852Hot.
>>42485708Why not?
>>42520852Guaranteed replies.
>>42522736Honestly couldn't say for sure, but I choose to believe in the latter, or that there's some kind of rental system. "Farm" carries implications, and one mare can only get pregnant so many times.
These mares but Stable 99
>>42485708
>>42524664see >>42491603 for highest quality of starting pic
Fallout Equestria is good if you've never played Fallout 3.
