It's /sun/day! Let us bask in Princess Celestia's gentle radiance./Sun/day Story Archive:https://ponepaste.org/4028/Sun/ Music Playlisthttps://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLHFBQk93qeDm43xXRDR1ISEkhdcJTuG2SHave a Celestia story that you want added to the archive?>Link to story on Pastebin or Ponepaste>Say whether the story is finished or unfinished, or if it is a one shot (this is important for sorting)>Provide a synopses of the plot (please do this, I don't like writing these)>Any other important information that you want to add, such as the thread of origin.Broken Pastebin URL? Replace pastebin.com/ with poneb.in/Humanized variants of Princess Celestia and others are unwelcome here.Previous thread: >>42401451
I'ts Sunday, though I doubt she's awake right now
>>42480302Hey sunfriends, check out this cool artwork I've got in progress. I plan to write about it once it's finished. Cold Blooded Twilight is the artist.
>>42494137I'm seeing double here, Four Celestia's!
>>42494137>this is what we could've had if they reformed Chrysalis
>>42494163>four CelestiasIs there still going to be enough room on the bed for Anon?
>>42494158Gotta lay off all the cake, fucking fatass
I love Celestia so much.
How does Celestia determine how hot to make the sun each day?
>>42494396By how much she wants to torture (you).
If I jump through my mirror will I end up in Equestria
>>42494174there will and even if there isnt, who would be against being that close to four celestias?
I love Celestia (platonically).
>>42494694I love Celestia (romantically)
>>42494145they are so cute
I will draw celly belly, please make a request of me.
>>42494783Celly rolled up to expose the absolute minimum belly surface. She's got her reasons.
>>42494788rolled up?
>>42494783need Anon scratching sunny tummy with Celestia on his lap, and she's a little big for him but neither of them mind
>>42494783celly getting bellyrubs by me during work
>>42494803>>42494788>>42494800tummy rubs it is, i'm not too good at humans but i'll try anons, heres a drawing from yesterday in the meantime
>>42494137Welcome back Sunfrens! Luna welcomes her sister with a grilled cheese sandwich!
>>42494833luna brings cake too if sunfrens don't like the grilled cheese!
>>42494842>>42494833thanks moonfriends, she made pancakes
>>42494823sorry for the wait, hands fuck me up
>>42494165which one is chrysalis and which one id the real celestia?
Turbo jobber
>>42495017lost to a single saibaman. pathetic.
>>42494137>In order to get as much statecraft done as she does every day, Celestia splits herself into multiple entities to handle more of everything>This comes with the consequence of dividing her mental and physical capacity evenly between each copy of her>Rumor has it that she has as many as ten going at once on a busy day, yet each one is magnitudes wiser and more capable than the average pony>The collective fatigue of each duplicate hits her like a wall of bricks as she merges back into one, so she does so while in bed and is able to sleep immediately
>>42494963really good, that is a soft belly
>>42494963That's perfect, I love her so much
>>42494963Adorable!
>>42495285what was twilight thinking anyways
>>42494963Perfect
>>42494963She is fat on cakes
>>42495734how fluffy does she get durinng winter?
>>42495285ponies wouldn't do that, celestia would gladly let them have a democracy and if it fails they will want her back as ruler
>>42494715I love Celestia (in both ways)
How does Celestia cope with Sunday ending?
>>42496631i dont think she needs to do that, she enjoys the sunday as much as posible because she knows there is always a sunday just around the cornerthat or cake
Man, this artist drew some great work and then just vanished from what I can see. It's a shame.>>42494963Very nice belly, would rub. Now imagine the same belly, but bigger because of your foal sleeping inside it.
>>42494165Could be a really nice AU where Celestia met Chrysalis shortly after Nightmare's banishment, and the two bonded.Celestia needed someone, any one, to lean on when she realized her only immortal partner was gone, so finding out Chrysalis was basically a bug-alicorn made her desperate and Chrsalis took advantage of the situation to get a comfy life.After a while, they became like sisters and swapped places on the throne so Celestia would have more free time.Luna finds out and is just like, "I have two big sisters now?
>>42496762that sounds perfect, i wouldn't be able to get my hands away from her just to feel the kicks
Have you lived up to the expectations Celestia has for you today? Or did you bumble and fumble your time away like a smelly dumb moron? You know she wants you to do be doing your best, right?
>>42497000>Have you lived up to the expectations Celestia has for you today? yes>Or did you bumble and fumble your time away like a smelly dumb moron?yes>You know she wants you to do be doing your best, right?yes
she's so warm and heavy... like the perfect weighted blanket...
>>42497000I left the house if that counts.
>>42497000it was sunday man, im allowed to be lazy
>>42497000>Have you lived up to the expectations Celestia has for you today?Went jogging twice, saw lots of pretty clouds. Did weights twice, made sure to do the second session at 10 so Luna could watch.>Or did you bumble and fumble your time away like a smelly dumb moron?My computer's started blackscreening during most games, so I can only be lazy the wrong way by bingeing Youtube.
>>42494833>>42494842>>42494878Celly loves her sister.
>>42497087
>>42497000I think Nicole Oliver is actually really pro-LGBTQIAWTFOMGLOL, would be amusing to witness her reaction to this picAlso nice trips
>>42497171I think Nicole Oliver should have consensual sex and consent to having the sex audio recorded so her sex sounds can be used for Celestia ASMR.
Yay the hot pone is back!>>42494142Mmm very hot :3Also Ive been waiting for /sun/day to share this with yall. My friend has been playing with music generating and i thought this one turned out prety neat...Crown Of Firehttps://files.catbox.moe/t8cu8f.mp3https://files.catbox.moe/94lr5a.txt
>>42497152UNF
>>42497155what does this says?
>>42497518Celestia: "Woke up all cheerful, already had showered and eaten, had done everything"Luna: "ablublblbulblb" = gibberish from someone who haven't slept very well.There may be mistakes, sorry for my vodka english.
>>42494137Why is mommy dressed like this?
how do you feel about her? you liked her episode? do you think it is a possible outcome if celestia ever loses her way or was it just the result of an exaggerated nightmare? do you consider her a separate being like some people do with NMM?
>>42497853She looks cool but that's about it. She's just a more insane Nightmare Moon which admittedly aligns with Celestia's whole 'order and harmony' thing.
>>42497853Decent piece of evidence for the theory that Celestia wanted to hand the reins off to Twilight because she's finally getting too old, bitter and jaded to uphold Harmony herself - which, for the record, is a headcanon I despise, but it has to be acknowledged, regardless. Besides that, not a fan. I'd put her in 'late season writers taking an established character off the rails' territory.
>>42497847she thought it was easter or wanted to spoil me
>>42497853i like the idea of daybreaker on paperthe problem is that the show's writers usually lack the emotional depth fans of the work haveso while daybreaker is good for fics she's bad for the show
>>42497853>>42497930
>>42494137What would it be like to go on a date with two Celestias?
>>42498151Eight hooves. Imagine...
>>42498151They'd either be fighting over who dates you or work together to fluster the fuck out of you
>>42497853>how do you feel about her? Wife.>you liked her episode? No. It was shit. Daybreaker made the entire season worth it though.>do you think it is a possible outcome if celestia ever loses her way or was it just the result of an exaggerated nightmare? Far in the past, yes. I think Celestia has become much too well adjusted and stable for her to actually go Daybreaker by the time the show starts. Maybe if there were an incredible amount of work put into building it up and reaching that point.>do you consider her a separate being like some people do with NMM?Absolutely not. I think considering them as separate beings robs Luna, Nightmare Moon, Celestia, and Daybreaker of core parts of their characters. It strips agency from them and makes them lame.I love Daybreaker so much it's unreal. Just having her in my mind invigorates me.
>>42498151exhausting with all the teasing and jokes they would throw but manageable and extremely fun and worth it at the end of the daynow three celestias...
>>42497847she knows i find it hot
>>42498865stick that chest out celestia, thats the stuff
>>42494158that pair is about to explode
>>42496807sounds good, what about the hive? do they get to live without a problem among ponies? maybe still hiding but not causing problems?
>>42494158
>>42499411I want sun ponut in my face.
>>42499411I need to slap that butt even if it burns my hand, she will heal me
>>42499411>letting the voices win cause it gives you a fat asshaven't we all been there?
>>42499491No wonder Luna went Nightmare Moon, she's got the tiniest ass of them all!
>>42499509daybreaker can be as cute as celestia sometimes
>>42499509that was a good fic
>>42499515what is it about
>>42499676Meant for >>42499611
>>42499676The Sun and Little Fillies; Daybreaker-tyrant AU where she adopts and raises Twilight who naturally softens her heart
>>42499509they are bonding
>>42499515She's still Celestia at the end of the day, hue hue. So she has her potential of doing good.
>>42500117I hope so
>>42500483Celestia snoring ahh what a beautiful sound.
>>42500483cute
>>42500483garbage
>>42500483neutral
>>42500906it would work on me
>>42500906Jobbed yet again
>>42500483So good.
>>42500698how loud is it? what if she accidentally uses the royal voice?
summer is almost over
>>42500118if daybreaker starts to mellow does she keep the fire mane or it returns to the rainbow colors?
>>42501787she turns into a red giant
>>42501790>redhead cellyunf
>>42500118Daybreaker but good just turns back into Celestia, it's like an orc.
>>42502040does she keep the flame like hair or some orange/yellow?
>>42500483that is a big ass pillow (celestia)
>>42502232She has a permanent sunburn
>>42502438so she becomes toylestia?
>>42499515>even when evil>i must be mom
>>42502694so momlestia is sweet, overprotective at times but teaches and shares good valuesthat means daybreaker (daymom?) is the total opposite being neglectful, unloving and teaches bad habits? or is she overprotective and spoils her kids to the extreme? or maybe the love from her kid makes her slowly turn back to celestia at times?
celestia and her beloved chud son
>>42502716>or is she overprotective and spoils her kids to the extreme?Absolutely
>>42502716Evil alicorns aren't the opposite of themselves, it's just their worst quality turned up to a billion (in this case, Celestia's egotism and self-isolation)
>>42502797>living beacon of friendship and harmony>'yknow actually maybe we can develop her character by making her secretly the opposite of that'I hate the later seasons so much.
>>42499515Yeah
>>42502833
>>42502829Celestia has an ego, not an out of control one but she rightfully probably believes she's the just ruler of a peaceful nation.
>>42502843>>42502833great mom
>>42502848I mean she isn't wrongThat describes her very well
>>42502829writters can't make a character just be good, it needs retarded flaws that don't fit with the character
>>42503326Celestia's always been flawed since the first episode.
>>42503556But there's a difference between plausible little character flaws and brain damage tier retardation.
>>42502723Ew.
>>42502843He will become the greatest villain Equestria has ever seen... And the most loving sweet husband ever seen...
>>42502829>living beacon of friendship and harmony>has no friends
>>42504213not true, she has twilight
>>42503895https://youtube.com/watch?v=q_BU5hR9gXE
Would you eat Celestia's donuts?
>>42504723I'd eat her ponut.
>>42504723yeah, im sure she makes great treats
how big are her teats?
>>42505035Very.
>>42505035surprisingly not as big as Luna'smost of Celestia's fat goes to her ass and not her teats
I want to elope with Celestia
>>42504723and her ponut
>>42504547Kek
>>42505083as big as >>42505807 ?
>>42503980>brain damage tier retardationI mean I'd hazard a guess that an alicorn going into their evil self probably isn't one who is particularly sane.
>>42506304No Milky's are unusually big. I wager Sunny Bun's are on the upper extreme end of reasonably horse sized.
>>42505035massive
>>42504723Why does she look like a donkey?
>>42506304Only when she's pregnant, better get to work.
>>42507209>big teats and a big belly to rub already on it
>>42504213She has tons of friends! They just... go to a different Canterlot, or something. You wouldn't know them.
>>42504213she has friendsthere is luna and.... luna and also.... her sister, luna.
>>42507400Celly has us. That counts too.
>>42507752this, she has many friends
>>42508587>She is tired of (You)r shit
>>42508635i pranked too many ponies?
>>42504132>the most loving sweet husband ever seen...who will be the lucky mare? a pretty unicorn? one of the guards? a bat pony?
>>42494137
>>42509302>>42509542she looks great with sunglases
>>42509975This is one of the greates pic concept ive ever seen. I just love the creativity!Lovely sisters <3
>>42509790They somehow make her even more attractive.
>>42508858Fucked Luna before her.
>>42510143she would be furious not just annoyed
>>42510143rude, you know she had dibs
>yawning tiahow is she so fucking cute all the time?
>>42510503She may be a 1,000 year-old alicorn goddess, but she's also just a really big little pony.
>>42510537>she's also just a really big little pony.And that's the best about her. For all her grace and reputation, she remains relatable and close to the people.
>>42510537i imagine that when she goes to sleep and takes her regalia off, she wishes to be snuggled real close judging by how shiny and pretty she's keeping herself.
>>42510681I don't know which is sexier, her knowing she's a big little horse and throwing her weight around, or her denying her size and acting like she's still able to fit into your lap with no problems when she actually envelops you (me) entirely.
>>42510692To me it would be her denying it. She could be so playful with it, it would be equally sexy as it is cute.i tried to find the other insta type pic where she lays on anon and says something like "tfw she's 600lbs and she decides when the cuddle ends" but archive not vorking.
>>42510711this one?
>>42510729exactly! thank u!captcha: MHNG8
>>42510765goddamn imagine having those in your hands
>>42510692I think its cute if she isn't that aware of her size so anytime she see you she just jumps on you without thinking
>>42511138so cute, i need a pic of this so much. NAWA, magic this into existence. pretty please.
>>42510537For you.
>>42511138>Celestia jumps on Anon>The two of them take a sudden journey to the center of the earth
>>42510537>>42510503fuck i just want to hug her and procastinate togheter
imagine sharing a blanket while puzzling together with her in front of her fireplace... i wouldn't be able to stop myself from constantly kissing her cute snoot.
>>42511877her snoot, neck and more
>>42510692It's her trying to deny it when both of you know that the opposite is obviously true. It's playful banter.
>>42511461>its not the first time it happened
>>42512514there it is
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WklkvT1Hs-g
>>42511877That or jus fall asleep from her warmth
>>42500906Plot twist: she was scooting because she was bored, hoping to get Anon to amuse her.
>Another temporary range banWell that's concerning. Hopefully it goes away quickly. If not, I just want to say that I love Celestia.
>>42513230what for?
>>42513282There is no reason given, however I am confident it's not anything that I've done. Which unfortunately means there's probably someone else in my range causing problems. I just hope they don't make the range ban permanent. Many years ago when my cell provider got a permanent range ban I think it took a year or two for it to go away. That one was apparently due to some /k/fag. I sent in a site feedback from every month asking that they might reconsider, even just lifting the ban from /mlp/ as /mlp/ is the only board I use. This time it is my home network which has never been range banned before. More details here: >>42513285
thoughts
>>42513506BUILT for praising
>>42513725This.
>>42513725this
>>42513725Everyday
fluffy celly
>>42514131she is naked
>>42514131do mares get jealous of other mares for having bigger chest fluff than them
>>42514417I think this might be the primary reason why she's wearing her peytral. She just doesn't want anyone to feel lesser, kek. It just makes her more adorable because she'd only show her floof to you
>>42514417All of the day bro
>>42514417yes, intimidated even
I love Celestia!
>>42514952Me too
>>42513725Unf.
>"Oh! Mister Anonymous! I didn't see you there, and...">"Oh... Oh my... I can smell a certain... Are those... Perchance, do you carry... Oats...??"
Is it true that Celestia has a reservation at Dorsia?
>>42516849dorsia? how did she swing that?
>>42500483This must feel so nice. Pretty draw, thank you anon.
>>42516474I always carry oat bars if i ever get hungry
>>42510692im sure she knows and loves being a big pony but i imagine sometimes she uses magic to be like the average pony just so she can fit in your lap better and to get carried around
>>42517216
>>42517223what does sol whiiskey taste like?
>>42516474what happens if i say no
>>42517712
>>42517736I would tank it
How is SUNday going
>>42518114Hot and pleasant, a mighty fine Sunday fit for a princess.
>>42516867>how did she swing that?
>>42518220she looks at the camera because she knows what we like
>>42518220She swung that 10/10. I can't think of anything to make it better.
>>42518636another sunday gone
>>42519097Fret no, friend. The next one will come.
>>42513725
>>42519614kek
How does Celestia make it through so many cases at the royal court each day?
>>42520030Magic, she creates an illusion that deals with it because may of them are just smll requests that can bw simply answer with a yes or no
>>42520030Redundant Array of Independent Celestias.
>>42520030im sure they aren't so boring, its probably fun to hear some ponies have the silliest arguments
>>42520030I imagine every second or third audience is just foals that want to see her. It helps her get through the day
>>42520408Never gets old
>>42521130why does she need so many?
>>42521449She's not a little pony.
>>42521633she needs fifty cakes then
>>42520864Immortal ponies tend to do that, yes.
>>42517223why is this pegasus asking about my (future) wife?
>>42521870I dunno but she seems pretty cute haha
>>42521999maybe
Haven't visited this board or thread in a while, have I missed anything?
>>42522376not muchI was busy on the wplace and its thread, until they banned me, and a retard has been trying to shit up the board since last saturday
>>42522376Mare Fair's in a few days. I'm so fucking excited.
Glorious.
>>42522462>teatsunf
>>42522626Cosmic sized teats to boot.
what favor did you ask of this divine immortal goddess princess
Is it true that Celestia has a secret cake warehouse hidden below the castle?
>>42522844If I could call her mommy.
>>42522844if the sun could stay up a little longer, i want to take a walk
>>42521999Not as cute as Celestia
>>42522844I'd tell her to lower the sun early so her sister could come out even earlier
How would you feel if your offerings to Princess Luna finally paid off and she gave you the sweetest dream ever, only for Princess Celestia to wake you up at 6:00AM on a Sunday by UV-blasting your bedroom?
>>42523721>naturally waking up at 6 am with no alarms and with the sun warming me and my roomi would thank celestia
>>42523721I would drive up to Celestia's castle and throw her biggest, most delicious cake out the highest window in a fit of vengeful rage
>>42523120Yes and I'm going to molotov it
>>42523120Little known fact: getting a high score in Purble Place gets you teleported to Celestia's Secret Cake Stash instantly. Better install Windows Vista again, anon.
>Mister Anonymous, I always appreciate these afternoon tea times with you! You always bring such illumination to a variety of topics. Your previous suggestion of encouraging Equestria's affluent merchants to establish debt-based banking systems in Yakyakistan and Griffonstone is already returning both a tremendous financial yield as well as tributes in luxury goods and services. Here, try some of this imported tea and citrus!
>>42524155and how is the extermination of the buffalo going?
>>42524155>>42524241CELESTIA WOULDN'T AGREE TO THAT OR SAY THAT
>>42524288she would offer you some tea and agree with the idea of getting money from the yaks and griffons (they were mean to ponies)extermaning the buffalos is too much for her and they would be better used as workers
>>42524009I hope you like the moon, Anon.
REMINDER:You can't give her some Vitamin D until she's given you some Vitamin D. Get out there and play in the sunshine!
>>42524518meanwhile, /moon/>fuck da sun, all my homies get out their caves to stare at moonbutt's moon onlyit's a fun balance
I don't want to fight with /moon/bros... I just want everyone to love cute mares and be happy...
>>42524970Don't listen to him, sunfag, we moonfags love you guys too!
>>42524518what if i already get enough sun at my work?
my little big pony...
>>42525418my beautiful tall wife, she lets me ride on her back
>>42525418
>>42525525damn
what if she wakes you up like this
What does Celestia's horn sound like?
>>42525875https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hougzqxMFRU
>>42525875https://youtube.com/watch?v=zAKksqKR3pI
>>425254182 meters seems a bit much
>>42525875https://soundcloud.com/user-84213563/the-horn-of-helm-hammerhand-isolated
>>42525875https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-I-zdmg_Dno
>>42525875https://youtu.be/e6uQCfmsljA?si=F6b9wZHVDV_DiV-b
>>42526209Why?
>>42526778im of the idea that the little ponies are little ponies so her being that tall would make her look even more like a giant when compared to them
i cant believe anyone takes this jobber horse seriously like how could you worship such a worthless ruler
I love her so much
when, how and why do you think she got herself a phoenix?
>>42527050NOT NICE!
>>42527536>whenAfter Luna was banished.>howShe found Philomena in the Everfree Forest when leaving the Castle of the Two Sisters for the final time.>whyEverfree responded to Celestia's overwhelming loneliness and gave her an immortal companion to be with her until she could be reunited with Luna.
I think i promised someone to deliver once i've had them cleaned up.LS'es are the best.
>>42527633UNFATHOMABLE amounts of raw sexual energy radiating off of this image...!
>>42527633Who made celly
>>42527536She collects orange things.
>>42527938>tumblr
>>42527956Yes, and
>>42527962Nothin'. Just sayin'.
>>42527927Was made by TixeArt, etsy iirc. Literally the best celly i've seen yet, i'm glad asf i got her.
>>42527962Her with baby sunset is cute but i always just think of how much it makes Celestia seem like an even worse guardian. It goes from her failing a teenage girl to her fucking up the little filly she's raised from birth.
>>42528013Fortunately, a fan supplemented how Sunset's obsession with becoming powerful led to her leaving Celestia after coming to the (faulty) conclusion that she would never amount to anything in Equestria.
>>42527938>>42527956>>42527962>>42527978>>42528034>EQGfaggotry
>>42528034OP Alicorns are so fucking hot
>>42528132I'm still wondering why they made her a jobber in Canterlot Wedding.I wanted Chrysalis to be able to hold her own against Celestia because Celestia's magic was from a place of love for her ponies. It meant that Chrysalis was still taking damage, but some of the magic was being absorbed, inadvertently making her recover and get stronger at the same time. It wouldn't be until that love started to turn into rage that Chrysalis would realize there's something significantly "brighter" in Celestia, giving the audience their first clue as to why Celestia was trying to find a successor.
>>42528181why was she trying?
>>42528034I mean that still makes Celestia a shitty parent if her kid ends up reaching that conclusion.
>>42528349Tia was doing her best while being in a state of severe depression because of Luna's banishment.
>>42528181Doesn't Chrysalis explain that she's basically powered up by how intense Shining and Cadance's love for each other is?DESU that feels fitting as an explanation to me. It's romantic. If anything in the show should be an acceptable super weapon, then friendship and love fit the bill.
>>42528372Yes, but Celestia getting one-shot set the precedent of everything bad related to her character that came after.
>>42528013it makes it even funnier>Twilight, that was Sunset Shimmer. She was my world Twilight. She was my baby. I watched her take her first steps. I was there for every moment of her life. She called me "mom" once and I cried for a week.>Now go take this gun and shoot up a high school. Bitch needs to learn.
I'm too emotional to ever be a good parent. I think I'd be crying non-stop from the overwhelming happiness of being a parent and give the kid some psychological disorder where they interpret other people crying as a positive thing.
>>42528370she looks like a nugget
>>42528407She's a little nugget.
so what if anon + celestia = sunsetit would explain her green magic and autism
>>42528418Either she's an orphan, a runaway, or Sunburst's sister that he never mentions.
>>42528426She definitely comes off as an orphan, the few times she mentions anything vaguely parental it's always Princess Celestia.Sunburst's sister makes some sense, but his mom also comes off as a single-child boy mom.
>>42528418And why she has no counterpart in the human world
>>42528435yeah>autistic from anons side, magical potential from celestia's>no human version because her half human genes makes her an anomaly or singularity>explains why she got used to the human world so fast including possibly eating meat
Who would win /sun/bros?https://youtu.be/fhffU8gQGiU?si=XPvLa2cthI5RJWyV
>>42528402Okay Celestia.
dorky
>>42528407more like a worm
>>42528745studying is for NERDS
>>42528407>>42528414The real little nugget is Philomena.
>>42528414Baby shimmy..
Gamer Celly.
>>42529609
>>42529609Anon, that's Flurry Heart.
>>42528745Scraping your teeth on her braces and never letting her live it down!
>>42530142>get married>hundreed of years pass>you keep teasing her with that and it still works
>>42529085I wish we had more on the younger princesses-in-training. That would've been a cool topic to explore. I know, I know, Hasbro would have blown it like a whistle. But still.
>>42530840episodes wasted on treating the princesses like goofballs couldve been done doing just that yeah
>>42530866>t. idw
>>42530869Bitchlestia
>>42531212
>>42530869>>42531212Do people actually think that this is good characterization?
>>42530869>idwEven less competent than Hasbro.Feel free to discard it.
>>42531248Celestia has "former teen bully that did some serious introspection" vibes to her. I mean, it's no wonder Sunset turned out the same way.
>>42531315she really doesn't
>>42530869>>42531248This is some of the worst character butchering I've seen since Disney Wars, holy shit
>>42531242just make your own burger
>>42530869>>42531248>not speaking in Renaissance Faire EnglishDROPPED
>>42531248Nobody does
I think this personality is great for her.
>>42531873That's the least to be miffed about here.
>>42531248the pink curl bothers me
>>42533349Cool Terraria boss.
>>42533580>Daybreaker as the true Hallow bossThat would be something.
>>42531873they aren't known to be consistent or good at writting
>>42530846>Unshorn fetlocksWhew. Daring.
what gift can you give the pony that has it all?
>>42534665Something emotional and coming from the heart. Material gifts won't work at all.
>>42534353they look cute on her sometimes
>>42531315No
>>42535341They do. The question what the court will say though.
>>42536388it would be a mess the first days before evey other mare in canterlot starts to do itwhat would luna think?
>>42537639Judging from the thumb it looked like Celestia is lifting a massive bell or something along these lines.
>>42534665I don't see a bump in her belly...
I JUST REALISEDHER MANE IS SUPPOSED TO BE IRIDESCENT NOT RAINBOW
I know this may not be politically correct, but I want to fuck Nicole Oliver's voice.
>>42537778then you haven't seen her after eating a whole cake
>>42537853
>>42537639thats cute>sees the next picture of the artistthat was garbage
>>42537877it's a good voice
God, I want to hug this pony and more
>>42539441Snuggles!
>>42539869just look at that curve holy shitimagine runing your hand along her back
>>42540399She's just perfect.
>>42540399unf
>>42539869
>>42540975sun pattern on the pants? does celly really?
>>42525875https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fA1uovQSCYU
Luna brings sweet dreams for her sister, Celestia. Roll for dream sequence.1 - Celestia dreams of traveling through mountains made out of all manner of delicious cakes.2 - Celestia dreams of performing in a Shakespearian play and absolutely nailing it.3 - Celestia dreams of being in a meadow of flowers but they are enormous. She spends the dream collecting sweet nectar from the flowers and humming a happy tune.4 - Celestia dreams that she and Raven Inkwell defeat hordes of bureaucracy monsters made out of paper.5 - Celestia dreams that she and Luna are bank robbers, except thay all their efforts and the cops' responses just devolve into silly slapstick.6 - Celestia dreams of winning it big at Las Pegasus.7 - Celestia dreams she has to fly to the sun to reignite it because it is getting dim for some reason.8 - Celestia dreams she is on a trivia game show, but the host is Pinkie Pie. To get a point, she must answer the question correctly, then dodge the pies Pinkie tosses at her.9 - Celestri dreams she is having a tea party with Fluttershy on the back of a giant butterfly that is taking them to the video game arcade.0 - Celestia dreams of having glorious sex with you.
Rolled 6 (1d10)>>42541786
>>42541308The suns raise and lower as she says they do
Rolled 2 (1d10)>>42541786sure
Rolled 5 (1d10)sunday finally, lets see what she is still dreaming about>>42541786
>>42525796Then I'm awake with a snoot in my face. Not that I'd complain about that though.
>>42525716the one with less confusing colors
>>42542870Anon's sleeve looks like a horsecock.
Rolled 8 (1d10)
>>42543342it does
Rolled 4 (1d10)Rollan
does she work on sundays?if she doesn't, would she work if something urgent happened? not an emergency just a last minute thing
>>42541786how do you get a zero?
>>42544865Well, you can sweettalk Luna into rigging the dream plane dices. I'm told she likes being called the best princess.
>>42544865You don't.
>>42541786roll
Rolled 1, 1 = 2 (2d10)>>42541786
>>42545049At least that appears to be a mare. I lost count of the images with MLP mare recolors that clearly depict stallions.
>>42545113the whole tub of mayo?!why did she do it?
>>42544865Equivalent to rolling a 10.
Rolled 8 (1d10)>>42545316then roll
>>42545113my wife is a glutton but i still love her
>>42545113>>42545872>...Did anyone else notice Gluttony is now some kind of pegacorn horse princess?
I love princess chromosome
>>42545872That's the special alicorn metabolism at work here.
>>42545920Me too its adorable
one of her favorite seasons is only a couple of days away
>>42547256Hm, I thought her favorite season would be summer, for obvious reasons.
>>42547355she says autumn is one of her favorites seasons but maybe summer is THE favorite
>>42547895>It's a direct quote from FWFOuch, how could I forget that?
>>42548371I know that anon is dense, but I don't think the wall is going to respond. Does she know?
>>42548387It's a historical quote. That's the reaction Augustus had after being told one of his generals got 3 of his legions slaughtered. He got so mad he started banging his head against the door. He kept screaming "give me back my legions" and cursing the dead general's name for years afterwards.
>>42548532To this day, the Varus Battle is one of the few clashes in history in which the battle was actually named after the loser. That's an achievement to be sure.
>>42494137Test
>>42494137I wnt to be restrained by celestia
>>42548803>>42548912>tfw Celestia restrains you from posting on 4hoof
>>42549235we would shitpost togheter
>>42548912In what way?
>>42549820like me wanting to pick up a fight with a pony for retarded reasons but she holds me back
>>42549820restrained by having her sleeping body on top of me
>>42549235everything she said? is true
>>42549235>The mouse padKek
>>42550097That's a good way.
>>42550757The best
>>42549235I need that
>>42551446Silly Celly.
>>42549616This. The perfect combination.
>celestia in a tight suithot
>>42552971>No MLP moonWasted potential.
>>42494137im a psycho moonfag, but Celestia is still objectively the hottest / esthetically most pleasing pony in the franchise. actually she's the sexiest thing ever made. unfortunately, I dont relate to her on a personal level
>>42553784my heart
>>42553873Why a psycho?
>>42554362hates the night maybe? that sounds like a psycho moonfag
>>42553784perfect
>>42552971Her mane is really wild. Also,>that blush
>>42552971Kawaii~
>>42553784chu
>>42555321i love it when her mane is like that
>>42551446what does she want?
>>42556882She want ypu to let her in to your heart.
>>42557043again? I won't say no but I have a lot of celestias in my heart it might burst
>>42549235that's not shitposting, those are factsCelestia is BESTia
>>42557043>She want ypu to let her inFairy behavior.
>>42558217>Fairy behavior.What do you mean by that?
>"Dear sister, I shall double the fun for us!"
>>42558619>he doesn't knowAn oldfag is speaking. Listen and learn.Here's a pony version to get you started.
>>42558639Thank you, kind Luna.
>>42558224Man, that's a dominant chin.
>>42558217I trust her.
>>42558224she wants her scritches
>>42494165I like the idea of an alt universe with them being friends
>>42558224i like it when she looks up, a really funny angle
>>42558639yay
>>42558224pretty pony reminding other ponies why she rules
>>42509542
>>42561787she is real
>>42561787That floaty thing reminds me of lapros ngl.
>>42562027LAPRAS, you pleb
>>42561787she is enjoting the summer
>>42562027not as hot as celestia
>>42560193Exposes a good place to scratch
>>42562677Celestia should take lessons from Lapras and copy those sex eyes even if she is.
Love my wife. She is my queen and I am her king
I want to lay in the grass with her in the gardens and feed her apples and grass
>>42562887Comfy and wholesome.
>>42562883this is the dream
>>42563189>filenamecelestia version of https://youtu.be/ZfS0FyQOv58 when?
She has a lot of great art, so why is so much of her porn so fucking awful?
>>42564003what you mean?
>>42501345Genuine kek
>>42564003cause the cute art is better
>>42562883she looks cool which is rare, usually she is a cute big pony
>>42564921We would have needed more badass Celly moments in the show.
>>42494137wake up sunnybuns
>>42565478Celly doesn't look so happy. What's up?
>>42566366thread is almoat over
>>42566366No cake
>>42566691She probably likes tea with her cake. What is her favorite tea?
>>42566388Yeah, but the next one will follow tomorrow.
Speaking of which, 500. See you tomorrow, friends.
>>42566768GreenSee you tomorrow bros
>>42566883My Wife
hiya suncya suncome hang out with /moon/
>>42567286I will
>>42494137hey
>>42567399
