One day, you wake up to find yourself in the body of everypony's favorite red stallion. What do you do?
>>42509601Beat the ever loving shit out of Sugar Belle.
>>42509601My sisters, then my grandma, dead mom, grandma again, sisters, and cousin.
>>42509601Go be a pussy magnet, because he is best stallion
>>42509601Science time:Get a timer and see if human stamina is a myth or not
>>42509601I go scorched earth
>>42509601enjoy a day of work at sweet apple acres, feel accomplished and a sense of life satisfaction, maybe enjoy a meal at the end of the day with my grandmother and two sisters, sleep soundly without being woken by light and noise pollution
I start sucking myself off./thread
>>42509601Fake my death, move to kludgetown, and become a pirate.
Suck off Applejack's marecock
>>42509601I am off to FUCK Zecora.
Fuck Caramel's coltussy
Rape Cheerilee.
>>42509605Fpbp Cheerilee won
>>42509611this, mig mac gets all the mares
>>42509652>>42509947in my defense, i always shift+clicked that threadnopony told me it's fun to make silly scenarios
>>42509951Don't reply to that butthurt schizo who spams cross posts
Kms because i'm not human
>>42509611this 100%
>>42509611You ain't gonna do shit, you are going to struggle to walk and adjust to your new body, you are going to fall into the mud and cry like a baby when you can't get up. You are not going to pound pussy when you come to the mares crawling around and looking like you played in the mud.
>>42510037He's going to rape and ruin Sweetie Belle.
>>425096011) Figure out how to walk and talk.2) Exit the farm as quickly as possible without tipping off that something's wrong to AJ, Granny, Bloom, (or Sugar Belle, depending on what point in time this is).3) Immediately go to Twilight and Spike for help on figuring out what the hell happened, and how to get the real Big Mac back where he belongs.4) Only once that plan is made, can we figure out if there's a way for me to let me stay in Equestria after giving Mac his body back.
>>42509601I harvest all the apples. ALL of them.
>>42509601eeeyup....
>>42509601I would force Cheerilee to eat all of the apples. All of it.
>>42510103>I harvest all the Apples. ALL of them.ftfy
>>42509601>rape
>>42510132-mah sistaafter all INCEST IS WINCEST
>>42509601work i guess
>>42509601https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EWMPVn1kgIQ
>>42510127No. I mean apples, as in the fruit that grows from trees. Not your degenerate incest bullshit. Gotta bring in the harvest to support the family and bring Equestria tons of deliciousness. After the harvest, I would "harvest" some sexy mares though. Just not family members, 'cuz that would be gross.
>>42509601Big Mac's catchphrase would go from "eeeeyup" to "aw that's apples, mate"
>>42510037sweetie belle literally scratches at the door of sweet apple acres every day trying to get big mac meat
>>42510288"erm... what the apple?"
>>42510288>TF2 sniper as Big Mackino
the cmc
>>42509660>sleep soundly without being woken by light and noise pollutionGet ear plugs and a sleep mask
>>42509601Applejack, rarity, cheerilee, marble, limestone, pinkie, sweetie belle, and scootaloo
>>42509601Eeyup.
>>42510276For now.
>>42509601Masturbate
>>42509601Have sex with Apple Bloom
>>42511142I think Apple Bloom would be confused if you didn't
I fuck the waifu of every incel in >>42500874
>>42509601eat grass I suppose
>>42509601I would try to get high off my own stallion musk.
>>42511981This is not a bad idea.
Sweetie Belle and Rainbow Dash
>>42511981and hay?
>>42511981You had my curiosity, but now you have my attention.
>>42512620Also that and even oats too, eeyup.
>>42513017Wow!
>>42513017you're literally the real deal, apples to appuls
>>42509601do the gangnam style and if anypony asks just say im doing a apple ritual
>>42514185dancing isn't a ritual
>>42511981why didn't we think of this soonerimagine you wake up and everywhere you look is foodman, what a life
>>42514804Would be heaven, no need to wagie away just to get money to buy food. straight away like fast food but good
>>42509601i'd grow and buck apples I suppose
>>42509601make it my life's mission to fatten up Fluttershy and Trixie and make them my wives to start a family with. and smoosh me with their butts.
>>42515735>ready for seconds?
>>42515743i'd eat all of that, looks good
>>42516363good. I want to see your fat ass jiggle.
>>42515743That's a fairly small amount of apple desserts for an average-sized pony, I'd say?
>>42516382Wait what?
>>42516930
>>42509601Freak out. Did I kill the fucker? How do I save him and get him back into his body? God I hate this kind of scenarios. Why can't I have something of my own instead of being an involuntary thief? Fucking Japs, I swear.At least I'm not a vending machine this time.
>>42516953Oh my Celestia!
>>42516966>vending machineHuh?
>>42516953that's a huuuge bitch!
>>42516953HOLY SHMOLY LOOK AT HER GO!
>>42518624i'd rather not really
>>42509601play hoofball or something idk
>>42511136That would be extremely painful
>>42514804>>42515392You fags would quit 2 hours into a 12 hour grazing session and demand oats instead
>>42519462Not as much oats as Whoa Nelly eats every hour.
>>42519757Dont' be silly, Nelly consumes oats on the dot even if she's sleeping
>>42519462I don't like how I know what this is referencing
>>42520458Is it that one big guy that got spammed usually? Ohh....
>>42519462me on the left r now
>>42520984How big are you?
>>42521430im small ;(
>>42521741Then you lied to us. You're a false fatty. You're stealing valor from the real heart attack heroes. You should be ashamed of yourself.
>>42521945I may be small but I can be big like a oversized apple
>>42509601Probably just go to Twilight and say >Hey I think I accidentally possessed your friend's body, please rescue him with magic because I don't know where he is now and while she's working on saving him I just enjoy being in Equestria, though it'd be a bit awkward because everypony I meet would think I'm Big Mac and I'd have to explain that I'm not him which would get real repetitive real fast
>>42522240What if they think you're just going insane suddenly one day?
>>42519462Why is she bald at the right
>>42523076She just likes avacados. You know.
>>42523340You mean paltas
>>42523681heh
>>42523076a filly shaved her hair off in her sleep
>>42509601Y'up
>>42509601I... AM BIG MACINTOSH
>>42524599>MLP Movie with Jack Black as Big MacintoshI'd watch.
>>42524949SCOOTALOO JOCK-
>>42525237I can't believe they want him to fight THAT?!
>>42525573Do they really?
Admire myself in a mirror because damn I handsome
>>42525939
>>42525922Eeyup.
>>42525945Handsome big fella!
>>42509601I'll just go back to sleep.
>>42526930what if I wake you up?
>>42510081This is the only right thing to do. I'd cry if i had to leave equestria
>>42527366I'd buck and break all of your bones.
>>42509601Nothing I can do, suppose go out my life carrying stuff around.
>>42509601go in a corner and cry until its all over
>>42528813>until it's all overWhat'll be over?
>>42529180maybe it'll last a day IDK but I hope so
>>42529745Doesn't say anything about it lasting a day on OP's scenario
>>42530150shit...
>>42509601Eat apples, give apples to other ponies. Worship apples.
>>42531605anything else with apples, Anon?
>>42532052Throw a apple at (You)
make mares fyat
Make all mares SKINNY.
mares must be in the middle, not too fat and not too skinny
>>42509601Paint myself blue
Visit Braeburn and sudduce him into a night of incestuous gay sex
>>42509601gaslight applejack into thinking she used to be a stallion
>>42509601Burn down a random house in Ponyville and get away with it successfully
Wonder what happened to my family. As stupid as it sounds I think I could pretend to be Big Mac for a while. Much of personality today is just bits and pieces of other more interesting people so I’m sure I could play along for a bit. I would miss my real family though. Eventually I would probably just let it slip. Maybe they would kill me. And what would happen to Big Mac. Would he be in my body. He would probably be terrified.
>>42509601Just go on my day, I don't mind these minor inconveniences even if it changes what I do daily.
>>42509601>"Eyup. The Appul bloodline must carry on."
>>42517878I reincarnated as a vending machine
>>42535525I'm sorry to hear such a thing happened to you, nonny.
>>42509601Sex with Applejack. Incest IS Wincest.
>>42537034unf
>>42537034Incest is BAD.
>>42538055Not if you do it right.
>>42509601Just how strong is he, really? We already know he can drag a whole house. What else can he lift? Castles? Cities? Mountains?
>>42539414Giant grin, eh?
>>42509601Try to blend in and live a normal life.
>>42540536Seems pretty hard to do that in Ponyville.
>>42541028Well I mean you have seen the show? I am sure you can copy Big Macintosh does.
>>42539414happy pone
>>42541640He always seems to disappear when the crazy monster attacks happen. Suspiciously like Clark Kent.
>>42542708Where does he go?
>>42543353Outside the screen
>>42543353Equestria doesn't seem to have public phone booths. And they do seem to send a lot of letters. Maybe there's a changing room in the post office?
>>42544355So is Big Macintosh the Superpony? Woah...
>>42509601Eat apples?
>>42545580Eeyup.
>>42546172UNF, eeyup.
>>42546172I'd clap those apples, neigh.
>>42509601i'll do some good ol' farmin
>>42547161everyone will do that here
>>42547879Not some. Like me ;)
>>42548416oh dear...
>>42549131HAHA >:3
>>42509601close my eyes and count to 10 and hope this is just a illusion
>>42549955ngmi
>>42550284Hmm?
>>42509601Drop off a fat, pulpy horse-sized shit on the ground where I stand.
fuck the shit out of granny smith
>>42509605/threadCheerileechads keep on winning
clean it up janny
>>42509601throw applebloom up a mountain with my bare strength
>>42552907Why are you so mean to your little sis?
>>42553730because I just can
>>42554304Be nice to her.
>>42555136nah ;)
>>42555618Cunt.
>>42556195Mares have that
>>42509601Fuck mares.
>>42509601plant and farm apples eeyup
FUCK EM ALL SEX SEX HORSECOCK
>>42509601Go to the store and purchase nails.
>>42509601eeyup.
>>42509605What do you have against Sugar Belle?
fatten mares
>>42559506Her existence.
>>42559870That's cruel
>>42509601go out for a walk
>>42560530To ponyville?
>>42561059...Sure, why not.
>>42559506TOTAL SUGAR BELLE DEATH
>>42562256Kill Sugar Belle. Behead Sugar Belle. Roundhouse kick Sugar Belle into the concrete. Slam dunk Sugar Belle into the trashcan. Crucify filthy Sugar Belle. Defecate in Sugar Belle's food. Launch Sugar Belle to the moon. Stir fry Sugar Belle in a wok. Toss Sugar Belle into active volcanoes. Urinate into Sugar Belle's alchemy pot. Judo throw Sugar Belle into a wood chipper. Twist Sugar Belle's head off. Report Sugar Belle to the royal tax colection service. Karate chop Sugar Belle in half. Curb stomp Sugar Belle. Trap Sugar Belle in quicksand. Crush Sugar Belle in the trash compactor. Liquefy Sugar Belle in a vat of acid. Eat Sugar Belle. Dissect Sugar Belle. Exterminate Sugar Belle in the gas chamber. Stomp Sugar Belle's skull with steel toed horseshoes. Cremate Sugar Belle in the oven. Lobotomize Sugar Belle. Mandatory abortions for Sugar Belle. Grind Sugar Belle's fetus in the garbage disposal. Drown Sugar Belle in fried chicken grease. Vaporize Sugar Belle with a ray gun. Kick Sugar Belle down the stairs. Feed Sugar Belle to alligators. Slice Sugar Belle with a katana.
>>42562477Based, may Sugar Belle have her loose head displayed publicly for being a bitch.
if I saw sugar belle I would smash her head into smashed apples
>>42562256>>42562477>>42562651>>42563162Sugar Belle WON.
>>42563547lost*FTFY
>>42564339>picoh I kek'dremove all kebabs
>>42509601eat apple pie pussy
>>42565341The mare or the food?
>>42566043Both, both is good
>>42566546Nice.
>>42566043Is there really a pony named apple pie?!
>>42567621fuck It's actually Perfect Pie, so sorta.
>>42568667unf cute mare
>>42568667eeyup big mac 'ere would plow 'er jus' like on' of those apple trees and my sis'
>>42569655Thank you Big Macintosh, very inspirational of you to say whatever you just said.
>>42516953thats a fucking THICK ass now im horny
>>42563547is she supposed to be animator's OC?
>>42509601why should I wake up?
help out mares
>>42572302on what? their daily activities?
>>42572838yeah sure anything for the mares if you know what i mean
>>42573060
>>42564339That's one angry Cheerilee.
>>42569655based
>>42573204;)
>>42510037Mares LOVE a muddy and sweaty earth pony stallion
>>42509601buck some apple trees
>>42574921how about bucking same mares, HUH?!
>>42575179ah sure why not
>>42576386cute little sis, eeyup.
>>42576386Give her a hoof in the back! A soft one of course to make her happy
>>42576386give her some apples
>>42559506She's a boring bland mix of Marble Pie and Ms Cheerilee. Both are significantly better than her and I wish they were on screen instead whenever Sugar Belle shows up.
>>42576386The fuck did she get that fancy bow from?
>>42577597the fancy bow store
>>42578011Why would there be a store for one thing?!
>>42578416There's a sofa and quills store so I dont see why not
>>42578475Should be more of a general store than specialised to such a niche thing
>>42509611unf
>>42509601open up a (big) macdonalds in equestria
>>42579586What are you selling, apple burgers?
>>42579928Eeeeyup. and Apple fries too.
>>42580189Sounds really good!
>>42509601Fug mares, duh
>>42509601grow pineapples instead of apples
>>42509601bully the fucking nerd
>>42581082WOAH HOLY MOLY
>>42581082UNF
>>42581082That's a big butt.
>>42581082Where did Spike go? I can't see him, only Big Macintosh.
>>42522758Let’s not look a gift horse in the mouth.
>>42581082GIWTWM
>>42582455which one?
>>42582874Either one honestly. Having a big stallion rump to sit on others with would be fun. As well as being on the receiving end.
>>42583033unf, yeah that sounds good
>>42509601demolish Sweet Apple Acres
>>42583825WHY?!
>>42584056I just can, Eeyup.
>>42584431What about the apple family?! What would they think of that?
>>42584769Not my problem.
>>42509601don't say anything and try to not to be the odd one out
>>42585401That's impossible.
>>42585752how?
>>42586203They'll notice you're acting stranger than usual and that'll tick 'em off!
>>42586631WTF can I do then?
>>42587195Many wrong things.
>>42509601eeyup I'll just eat apples swim in apples sleep on apples give apples to everypony
>>42587719Anything else than apples?
>>42587993nope
>>42588315Ehh, be more creative, Anon.
>>42588791...Nope.
force-feed mares apples
make mares diets only contain apples
make mares eat oranges
>>42590523>spoilerohno
>>42590776OH YES!
>>42509601Go to Canterlot to claim the throne as the rightful ruler.
>>42591414>earth ponyYou'll be thrown to jail.
>>42591965Nah bro trust me it'll work out
>>42592572Yeah, work out in jail for you.
>>42509601Well I can't tell any of the Apples, so I guess just head over to Twilight and tell her about it. She'll probably be able to fix it without much trouble. Worst case scenario we have to bother Celestia for a bit to get her to take care of it.
>>42593106What if they both couldn't solve it? How screwed are you?
>>42509601Go down town and find Cheerilee to give her a hug to let her know she's loved
>>42594167...by nopony.
>>42594763Don't be a meanie to Cheerilee!
>>42595291Cheerilee is bad ;)
>>42595779she is nice you tart
>>42596086LIES!
>>42596250no im not trust me
>>42596594YOU ARE!
>>42509601go to sleep so I can take someone else's body in another universe I think
>>42509601Marry Cheerilee
>>42581082woah what the
>>42597737It's glorious.
>>42509605fpwp
>>42509601eat green apples only
