Every time I see trixie I keep on thinking she's about to say either "Bismarck Smells" or "Dowser".
>>42510972shitty fanfic, fuck off.
>>42510972Based fanfic, come on in
>>42510972Average fanfic, stay if you want
it was an okay fanfic
i dont get the reference
>>42511904me either
>>42511904>>42512277https://www.fimfiction.net/story/415985/off-the-mark
>>42512341thanks
>>42512341This is quite good
>>42510972>Bismarckliterally who in Equestria
>>42512341Garbage story from a shitty writer.
>>42512341Amazing story from a amazing writer.
>>42512341average story from a average writer.
>>42512341story from a writer. Wow!
>>42512341>700k words>tags: Sex, Human, TrixieNot going to read this shit
>>42516132technically the protagonist is a pony
>>42516901>Ptfg tranny shitEven less desire to read that slop.
>>42510972>Looks up authorThe chakat guy made this? lol, lmao
>>42516901Reading the based fimfic ASAP
>>42512341kino
>>42510972>6 MILLION?!>There is no way that 6 million griffons were killed over 5 years and now they want reparations?!
>>42512341Shit
>>42517928Oy vey. Sounds like Equestria is developing nuclear weapons and needs to be liberated from its tyrannical regime.
>>42512341Amazing
>>42517928SHUT EQUESTRIA DOWN NOW! OY VEYYY!
>>42517928kek
>>42518625pls do not
>>42519439Goy...
>>42519745Are you actually... you know... money sniffer and clipper?
>>42520007No???
>>42520456post nose NOW
>>42520731Fuck off you're never getting my nose pic.
>>42520981So you've proved my point, coin sniffer.
>>42521428Stop calling me that shit
worst thread on the site
best thread on the site
average thread on the site
>>42521740that shit
>>42522489Ok that made me laugh, hah.
>>42522772you must have a very low standard to laugh at that then
>>42523098What jokes do you laugh at then you little bitch?
>>42523373You.
>>42523894You've got me beat, darn.
>>42512341It's alright I suppose
>>42524642Just. Alright?!
>>42524960yeah
>>42510972Who's dowser?
>>42525596A dowser is someone who marks wells
>>42525755>protagonist is a human turned pony>Trixie refers to him as some pun variation of mark wells or downer>Nyx for no goddamn reason appears in the middle of the story>protagonist becomes an alicorn at the endJesus fucking christ, I hate this goddamn fanfic so much like you wouldn't believe
>>42525755so is it the protagonist's job?
>>42526072No his name is mark wells. Trixie just loves using different names that sound like his to reference him or uses the name dowser
>>42526146ok so is Trixie singling him out to bully?
>>42526546More of a tease than anything they fuck later in the story if that helps
>>42526562>spoilerAhh, ok now it makes more sense.
>>42510972What do you call that sort of shading in the OP image? Pillow shading?
>>42527383Some extreme pillow shading, so you're mostly right there.
>>42528475ur a pillow
>>42528946That's rude, I'm a really handsome pillow ;(
>>42529185Sure you are, Ballpark Misspells
>>42530085You're a cruel one, aren't ye?
>>42531312You know you love me, Bark Tells.
Lol
>>42525765Jesus fucking christ, I love this goddamn fanfic so much like you wouldn't believe
>>42525765Jesus fucking christ, I feel indifferent about this goddamn fanfic so much like you wouldn't believe
>>42531724What?
>>42510972who is bismark and why is he smelly?
>>42533647Well a ship is always like that, no?
>>42534159I think Trixie actually referring to a German Empire noble. Did he go to Equestria as a unicorn when he died somehow???
>>42534778I hope so.
>>42533647He just IS.
>>42535965rude
>>42536300Of course I am.
>>42528946No one here can be a pillow, it's impossible.
>>42537612>he doesn't know
>>42538037What?
>>42538813pic related is me lul
>>42539721could I cuddle with you? haha?
>>42539721bro is an ikea pillow
