So here's the deal. You get to fuck off to Equestria but once there you have to build a vehicle to get to the moon and back. Then you have to become the first man on the moon.Do you take the deal? What's your gameplan?
>>42514138only if it's pre s1e1 equestria and i get to rape filly luna when i get there
>>42514138Don't go, OP is at the moon and he's waiting for a Anon to come to him so he can suck the cock until you're a dry raisin
>>42514138>buenos dias cellythen just spend however long on the moon waiting for the stars to align so I can mount woona and get back to equestria
>>42514138So I get to do what I always wanted to do in this world, and enter Equestria too. Where's the catch?Gameplan:1. Figure out how different their spaceology is from ours. Be meticulous, brook no assumptery. I don't wanna accidentally crack their heavenly dome, or mistune their music of spheres, or whatever.2. Build a vehicle. The complicated part is not making it somebody else's problem. Any faggot can jumpstart an industry or two from scratch, but how do you create a spaceship by only combining technology and magic readily available in their world? It'll take some tinkering.3. Get to the moon and back, I guess.
smack celestia's fat ass then quickly enter this before she banishes you to the moon
1. Give Pinkie some energy drinks2. They explode, I hold onto them3. ...4. Nearly die instead of going to space5. Ask Twilight to help6. She tells me she's a mage not an astrophysicist7. Ask an Astrophysicist8. Listen to them sperg out for 7 hours about fuel injectors or something9. Probably eventually figure the problem is funding10. Tell Celestia and other ponies it's to put a monument dedicated to Luna up there or something13. Ask Twilight to manage my lists because I'm starting to lose track of the numbers14. Learn that astrophysicists don't necessarily have the engineering skills to build a rocket15. Ask Applejack to make me a rocket16. She tells me she's a farmer not an engineer17. She builds it anyway18. Get rocket fuel from jerking off unicorn horns for a few days19. Boosters are expensive so just get a few hundred pegasi to helpProbably seems like a realistic enough path
>>42514138I annoy the fuck out of either Celestia or Luna until they agree to send me up there for a few seconds. It's not that hard.
