>>42516504
Delivery is how you let the system and all kinds of secret services know where you live, you fool. The food is the least of your problems, you need a new hideout now.

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Dash, you are the delivery pony

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don't worry dashie I'll make a pizza by hoof for you

>>42516557
>anon smears ketchup and string cheese onto a slice of white bread and throws it in the toaster oven
>rainbow dash flies out the window before he can even present the delicious meal to her

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>>42516574
Should've made her blini instead

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>>42516524
Mister Gribble, I'm gonna have to ask you to come with us.

>>42516664
Now that's technically a lie, isn't it? You don't "have" to do anything. Worldly powers have no bearing on your soul, you're free do make your own decisions. Pocket sand.

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>>42516504
>orders pizza with Rainbow Dash
>half an hour passes
"Don't worry. I'm sure it's about to get here."
>45 minutes
>"Anon! You said it would be here here 15 minutes ago!"
"I said I 'thought' it would be here soon. Also I'm not psychic!"
>dashie_sneer.jpg
>an hour
>"Okay, call the damn place!"
>calls Little Celestia's
>"sorry sir we delivered to the wrong house but we'll give you a full refund and the next pizza is free"
>tells Dash the news
>"NOOOOO! This is fucking bullshit!"
"Sorry Rainbow Dash... but at least we'll get a free pizza out of it."
>"Fuck that! I wanted pizza tonight! Screw it. Just order from Mama Luna's."
"Rainbow Dash... it's 11:26. All the places closed at 10."
>"What the fuck! In fucking Cloudsdale, Mama Luna's, Little Celestia's, Pizza Barn, AND Dominoats stayed open until 2 fucking AM!"
"Sorry? We're not in the city."
>"Yeah, no shit. This is a pure, Celestian town where all the good, Sun-fearing fillies and colts go to sleep at 9! Everypony knows that nothing clean and pious happens after 9! Gee I sure am glad to live with all these upstanding ponies!"
"Can you please calm do-"
>"FUCK SUNDAMMIT I WANTED FUCKING PIZZAAAAAAAA"

>>42516699
>too lazy to fly for 30 seconds to eat pizza
That's my Dashie!

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>>42516699
meanwhile, in the wrong house

>>42516699
Dashie would totally break into a pizzaplace to get pizza and hilarity ensues.

>>42516504
don't worry dash, im sude the delivery pony would never do that