Newest research have confirmed that human men have very sensitive snowpity receptors on their penises. This leads to a longer, more pleasurable coitus and more prolonged, powerful orgasms during sex with an Equus pony mare compared to sex with a human woman, as mare genitalia has lots of snowpity, and their vaginal secretions also contain high amounts of that material. (Mous et al., 2025)The same research have also found out that coitus with mares results in a higher semen secretion with a richer spermatozoid count compared to sex with women.This is consistent with reports (Piccolo et al., 2025) of human man-pony mare marriages being much happier and more stable than man-woman ones.Snowpity receptors create a positive feedback loop, as the more satisfied human male gives stronger affection towards his pony partner. Given that they're a magic species sensitive for love, stronger affection from their human partner makes them feel better just for being around them, and also enhancing their magic and overall performance. (Dancer et al., 2025)Despite all that, the intimate relationships with the members of humanity's first extraterrestrial contact, mainly being human males with Equus equinid females, remains a highly controversial matter. The share of mares marrying men is steadily rising, causing concerns among women, who are losing the competition to their ungulate rivals.
uhhhhhhmmmm...source the research?
>>42516753There is also that it is in fact possible for a pony-human couple to produce offspring, however with a mare and a man, which make up for 97% of pony-human marriages (Mous et al., 2025), the offspring is either a pony female or a human male, with a 75% skew towards the former (Dancer et al., 2025). So far, the efforts of making mares give birth to human females or pony males have been unsuccessful.Despite that around 75% percent of Equestrian females (mostly mares of various pony subspecies) report being bisexual (Dancer et al., 2025), a much higher rate than even in the Earth countries known for being progressive in LGBT+ rights, such as the United States (5%), the United Kingdom (4%), Canada (10%), Germany (7%), France (11%), Netherlands (12%), Sweden (6%) or Australia (6%) (Schekelberg et al, 2024), and often have polygynic affairs in a type of traditional Equestrian marriage more commonly known as herds, where multiple mares are married to each other and to a single male, they refuse to have affairs with human females and letting them into herds, citing various issues. Most common one regarding White women was "repulsive behavior", while with Black, MENA and Asian women it was bad scent and fear of contracting disease. (Dancer et al., 2025)With all those factors, such as the steady rise in human male-pony female marriages, inability of pony females to produce human female offspring despite being able to give birth to human males, and a lack of interest among mares of having any kind of affairs with women despite the extraordinary high share of bisexuals among them, there is a persistant fear of social unrest as involuntary celibacy among women is rising, alongside with the concerns about the future of the female part of the Homo Sapiens as we ourselves, being replaced by Equus Sapiens equestriansis females, as the humanity transforms into a species of extreme sexual dimorphism.
>>42516759>(Mous et al., 2025)Anon...
>>42516753Human men hands typed this post.
>>42516753Idk man, just have this image and fill in the rest with your imagination
>>42516781for some reason i can't exactly pinpoint, i genuinely get a hard on when i see this image
>>42516765Finally, /ourguy/ getting up there in research. Proud of him.
>>42516824That's the snowpity receptors on your dick.
What about female humans marrying male pony stallions?
>>42516848>Anonymous, you gotta save me!>At first I was happy to get a human gf but all she does is complain, eat hot chips and get fat!Better Trixie- I mean better those stallions than me!
>>42516855>now you see why i married a pony, friend
>>42516848I wouldn't wish such a fate on my stallion bros.
>>42516848That's a good question. Indeed, stallions often have traits considered desirable by women, such as masculine facial features and a larger average penis size. But there are multiple reasons why stallion-woman affairs are not widespread, accounting for a mere 3% of total human-pony marriages.Ponies are a matriarchial society, and thus submission and meekness is actively encouraged in males (in herds, a male pretty much doesn't have a will on his own as it's supressed by the comibined will of his multiple wives, whom are also actively engaging in strong feminine frienship among each other). What the human society considers a beta male, is in fact a highly attractive male to mares. On the other hand, women generally find such males unworthy of an actual relationship, usually merely as someone who helps her survive while raising a child from a more assertive, dominant male, the type that satisfies rape fantasies, considered to be widespread in women.Stallions generally don't find women very attractive either, mostly for the same reasons mares do (you would think that females with an extraordinary high rate of bisexuality would find a big breasted female attractive, however in practive they find women behavior disgusting, and herds of mares perceive women as an adversary force in securing a human man, and if accepted in a herd, would be disruptive by acting emotionally abusive to the man and hard to get along with. Needless to say, the horror stories about mistreatment of men by women are often circulating among the mares).Despite the human male craze among mares, putting the stallions at disadvantage just like women, stallions often find that women tend to be lazier, more ingenuine, and more frigid. When a stallion feels like he needs someone to be a pillar to him, with a woman he would often find out that she perceives it as a sign of weakness, later abandoning him.
>>42517081Those who seek a herd face that not as many women desire to marry their friends, due to much lower bisexuality rates and polygyny not being as widespread in the human society (despite the mare herds enjoying a high rate of success among men just like their monogamous peers).Women typically perceive other women as rivals in receiving the male's attention. Since women are much less expendable than mares due to menopause preventing them from procreating and spreading their genes once they get old enough that the chance of them surviving pregnancies and giving birth (which is much more painful than in mares) gets low enough, it promotes a sense of desiring to have all the desired male's attention, maximizing the spread of her genes in a period that is much shorter than in mares. Some attribute it to the men choosing women with juvenile features, causing many things that are atypical to the animal kingdon as a whole and are seemingly disadvantageous, such as menstruation or the more painful births. Which is also why that while many men have polygyny fantasies and lesbian fetishes (one of the reasons why there's a lot of single man-multiple mares marriages also known as herds, despite monogamy being more traditional for the majority of human societies), women are having the same rate of exclusive straightness as men do, and literotica by woman authors often features taking the man away from her rival. The stallions who would like to have a herd would cause jealousness among the majority of women.
>>42517084Women are able to produce offspring from stallions, with a 50/50% chance of giving birth to either a human girl or a pony colt, but never a human boy or a pony filly. However due to the factors described above, as well as women not willing to change themselves to gain sympathy from the alien ponies, more recently doubling down on their behavior, the future of women remains to be a concern with the prospect of getting replaced by mares.Works cited:Chud et al., 2013Piccolo et al., 2017Janus et al., 2023Shekelberg et al., 2024Mous et al., 2025Dancer et al., 2025Fauna, Shy., 2025
Humies can't stop craving mare pussy.
