>you get to Equestria>but Megan Williams herself is there>and she says shes gonna keep an eye on you and make sure you dont get out of line
>>42517331I eat her.
I kill her. She doesn't belong in Equestria.
those not willing to shed blood will not enjoy the fruits of equestria
>>42517343Can I have the body after you're done with her?
>>42517331>Rape
>>42517331Can I date her? There is nothing more pure than love between a man and a woman.
>>42517331MEEEGAN, MEEEGAN, MEEEGAN, USE YOUR DEXTEROUS HUMAN FINGERS ON MY DICK MEEEGAN
>>42517331Hey Meghana its cool if your going after all the stallions but which mares are single?
>>42517464I haven't watched G1, do they actually say megan really weird or is it just a meme
>>42517752Nah it's just from scootertrix's videos
>>42517331Isn't she in her 50s by now?I don't want some creepy old hag following me around.
>>42517343And you kill yourself immediately afterword, right?
>>42517331Dancing with megan during a hoedown at sweet apple acres, trading stories about our respective versions of humanity :)
I don't see a problem, I'm not gonna rape ponies or otherwise act cruel so she and I can get along just fine.
>>42517331>I buy her flowersokay, whats next?
>>42517331I'm gonna send Megan to epstein island through derpy freight
>>42517331Sure? And, vice versa, I'll keep an eye on her. Looking after each other is a Christian thing to do, after all.I kinda wonder if she does barbiturates like that Dorothy gal.
>Remember anon I work on a farm so that means I’m stronger than you. Try anything funny and you’re gonna get it.
>>42519506>mischievously twirls penis in front of herHarvest this, farm girl
>>42517331Good, raping Megan has always been one of my Equestrian Goals. Maybe she will have my human child while I continue to mate with all of the mares Even the fat and ugly ones!
>>42519799>this anon continuing to fantasize about raping mares when he's eating fish stew in the everfree forest, all alone
>>42519803>implying being rapist Shrek of the woods isn't based as fuck
>>42517343This. Ponies and me only in Equestria. I will become known as Anon, the Destroyer of Creatures.
>>42520121>when anon was a young man, he'd dream about going to Equestria>going on fantastic adventures, wooing mares, and causing general hijinks>years and years pass>life wears him down, turns him jaded and reclusive>then, finally, anon somehow makes it to Equestria>but by then, all he wants is to be left alone in peace in the wilderness, free of the rat race of modern life>heads straight into the Everfree>builds himself a rape shack>paints a sign with his angry face on it that says KEEP OUT>spends his days tending to his home, collecting mushrooms and catching fish to make his hearty woodland stew, and jorkin' it>anon is content>rumors eventually spread to the nearby town about the mysterious monster man who lives the forest>any pony bold enough to approach the perimeter of his forest lair is greeted with a mighty bellowGET OFF A MAH LAWN>it's enough to send the bravest pony running away>the bravest *pony*, but not the bravest *girl*>because the rumor of the monster of the Everfree eventually makes its way to a young human girl named Megan, who suspects that this monster might not be a monster at all
>>42517331That's out of character for her. She wants the ponies to be happy. Hell, even her own brother was in a relationship with a pony. She will happily come to my wedding with Celestia to show her support.
>>42520278Wow... he's literally me...
>>42517331>get cock blocked across dimensionsWhy do I exist? Just to suffer?
>>42517331>This preteen girl is in charge of you, a 40 yr old manOh ok, I'll totally listen and adhere to what this kid says, promise.
>>42520278based and shrek-pilled
>>42520278a real brogre
"Hey Meegan! You've been around since the 70s or something right? Let me catch you up on whats been going on back on Earth">What do you tell her?
>>42520644>>42520658on the proxy unclick change hash on transperant images otherwise you get a black BG so remember that while you're samefagging like obvious
>>42517343This is the most hypocritcal fucking shit I have ever heard in my life. You're brown, aren't you?
>>42520658>>42520644And what did you do to stop them? absolutely nothing!And what DNA do your ancestors have? oh jewish?Well that explains the state of society, but I love how even a brown like you is capable of realizing it's bad. How about you teach all those immigrants to stop shitting up the place? The jew loses his power without his drones & army to obey him.
>>42520569>”Thats right anon I’m in charge of you. I know you’ll do the right thing in Equestria.”
>>42520644There was a gas shortage and a flock of seagulls.
>>42520669buddy this is the first post I made on this thread
>>42520894you can confess nigga you're using a proxy at most you'll get a new IP from the ecker to shitpost, ragebait and so on
>>42520902I don't even know what that post was, mate. doing all that has whatever sounds like too much work, i just grab images from google if i don't get them from here
>>42520278Where part II?
>>42520278Is celestia lord farquaad in this situation?
>>42521458Does this make Megan Fiona with Celestia trying to get Megan to brain her mane with her dexterous fingers?
