>"Man, wonders what on the /mlp/ today"*click*
>>42517557Hey, i've seen this one before!*click*WHAT THE FUCK! They're using this again?*click*same for this channel, wtf....*clickHUH???fukken tv has nothing new, welp back to watching hollywood slop
>>42517557*click*>"THE ANONS OF 4CHAN ARE GOING CRAZY!">"THE 4CHAN JANNY WAS CONSTANTLY SUCKING COCK!">"AND ON TOP OF THAT, HE TOOK IT OUT OF HIS ASS AND PUT IT IN HIS MOUTH YOU CAN'T DO IT, IT'S DISGUSTING!"*click*
>>42517557*click*Anon dear, you look hideous tonight..i like it*click*
*clickhttps://youtu.be/oPJTZdA7t3U*click*
*click*https://youtu.be/oaFEkmjnSGE?feature=shared&t=51*click*
>>42517557>*click*But Princess Celestia's ass just keeps getting bigger.>*click*
>*click*>Need my help then say the line.>Say the line you green bastard.>I...I want you to come inside rainbow blitz.>*click*
Fuck this cable package. *POWER.*
>It's a Truman pony wastes away his life waging and plying himself with cheap dopamine hits for the rest of his life episodeThis show wasn't supposed to be so immersive..
*click*>Y'ALL KNOW WHAT TIME IT IS*click*
>*click*clap on!>clap clapclap off!>clap clap
>*click*>Thy knoweth I just love hoodies anon! >Thou so warm and soft and snuggly..>Would thy like to see my hoodie collection?*click*
>>42517557*click*HI I'M PRINCESS LUNA—*click*
*click*>Pinkie Pie's gluttony appears overwhelming and without limit! Has Goku's saiyan appetite finally met its match? Can he contend with this equine shaped force of nature without eating himself into cardiac arrest? Find out next time on Drag-*click*
*click*Tonight on Dateline MLP, To Catch a Clopper, we're outside of the house of 38 year old Anon *redacted*'s mother.We didn't even plan this one. Silver Spoon is just that much of a whore that she's lured in six humans this week.We just follow her around, and wait for her to go in someone's home.She hates us interfering, so in exchange for letting us follow her, we agree to "accidentally" be too slow, and wait until after they're already done for the night.*jump cut*Holy shit, it's been three hours. Why the fuck hasn't he gotten tired yet?*click*
*click*So anyway guys, that was my 20 minute plot synopsis- I mean review of the newest episode after I watched it once at 9AM when I was still half asleep.In conclusion, it sucked because the bad guys were mean to the mane characters. It's totally mean spirited, and out of character.Donate to my patreon, and -*click
*click*"isn't it early for hearths warming movies?"*click*
*click*Fate has been cruel and order unkindHow can I have sent you away?The blame was my own; the punishment, yoursThe harmony's silent todayBut into the stillness I'll bring you a songAnd I will your company keepTill your tired eyes and my lullabiesHave carried you softly to sleepOnce did a pony who shone like the sunLook out on her kingdom and sighShe smiled and said, "Surely, there is no ponySo lovely and so well beloved as I"So great was her reign, so brilliant her gloryThat long was the shadow she castWhich fell dark upon the young sister she lovedAnd grew only darker as days and nights passedSoon did that pony take notice that othersDid not give her sister her dueAnd neither had she loved her as she deservedShe watched as her sister's unhappiness grewBut such is the way of the limelight, it sweetlyTakes hold of the mind of its hostAnd that foolish pony did nothing to stopThe destruction of one who had needed her mostLullay moon princess, goodnight sister mineAnd rest now in moonlight's embraceBear up my lullaby, winds of the earthThrough cloud, and through sky, and through spaceCarry the peace and the coolness of nightAnd carry my sorrow in kindLuna, you're loved so much more than you knowMay troubles be far from your mindAnd forgive me for being so blindThe years now before us, fearful and unknownI never imagined I'd face them on my ownMay these thousand winters swiftly pass, I prayI love you, I miss you all these miles awayMay all your dreams be sweet tonightSafe upon your bed of moonlightAnd know not of sadness, pain, or careAnd when I dream, I'll fly away and meet you thereSleep... sleep... sleep...Anon: "ah, love that song.">Hey Cheerilee CheerileeAnon: "dammit!"*click*
*click*Today at Pone Stars:purple unicorn came in today, wishing to sell me six objects known as Elements of harmony. if these are the true elements, they'd bear an immense price. but many replicas exist and with a bit of infused magic, it's not easy to tell them apart. that's why i called an expert on artifacts*click*
>>42519790*click*oh yeah?plap plap plap plap plap plap plap plap plap plap plap plap plap plap plap plap plap plap plap plap plap plap pla-*click*
*click*>"...Now go home and get your fuckin' harmony box.">YOU GRIFFON JEW MADAF-*click*
*click*-igusting. You pretend to be 'trapped' here and mares just have to put up with you? I don't know why Twilight lets you get away with it. After all, we all know there's a perfectly good porta-*click*
*click*>"-SHE'S BEEN COMPARED TO ELVIS COLTSELLO!"*click*
*click*>"Better yet, with the official release of Fighting is Magic, pick up a wireless keyboard and PWN your friends!"*click*
*click*>I LIKE MARES>CUZ THEY GOT THAT SUCKIN'>THAT I NEED IN MY LIFE>SO GIVE THEM TO ME>CUZ THEY GOT THAT*click*
