There are some very dubious head canons on butt and teat sizes of the mane six.>Dash would have the smallest butt because athleteNo. Have you looked at female athlete's butt? Granted you will never see a fat ass, but you also will almost never see a small one. Butts are combination of fat and muscle, there are literally exercises chicks do to make their butts bigger. >Fluttershy has giant teats (and sometimes butt) because mommyNo. Recall that Fluttershy was regarded as an ideal fashion model. Fashion models are selected by homosexual men and weird old women who fetishize lanky women with small tits and ass. There is no way that Fluttershy the model has a bigger butt than Dash the athlete.Now teats, unlike butts, are almost entirely fat. Meaning that less active ponies would have larger ones than active ponies, but I still don't see Fluttershy having a massive pair because again, fashion model.Species head canons do make sense - in general earth ponies being the "sturdiest" species, so that would have an effect on size.Size of the butt should be determined by: large advantage for a big appetite and lack of physical activity, slight advantage for earth pony genetics and high physical activity, also taking into account any relative canon (i.e. Fluttershy being a fashion model)Size of the teats should be determined by: large advantage for big appetite and lack of physical activity, slight advantage for earth pony genetics, disadvantage for high physical activity, also taking into account any relative canon.Therefore:Butts from biggest to smallest: Pinkie>Twilight>Applejack>Dash>Rarity>FluttershyTeats from biggest to smallest: Pinkie>Twilight>Rarity>Applejack>Fluttershy>DashThanks for reading my blog.
>assumes pony model standards are the same as humansthats a big assumption, no?
>>42518311when they wear clothes its basically human clothes, makes sense that their fashion models would be similar to ours
>>42518273One would then argue that unicorns would have the biggest (and most unhealthy) asses, in that they don't have to lift things like other ponies do
>>42518273I agree that earth ponies would tend to be chunkier and naturally have more ass, which is yet another reason why they are the true pony master race. I think Pinkie and Applejack would have the biggest butts since they're both earth ponies, Pinkie eats a lot, and Applejack kicks trees all day long, so her muscles back there must be huge.As far as Fluttershy goes, I still think it makes the most sense for her to be chubby and we shouldn't be letting one schizo episode outweigh all of her character development as a motherly figure. If cuddling up to Fluttershy wouldn't be absolute heaven in Equestria then life has no meaning.
Twilight got 6th place at autumn race. Granted it was not a sprint and she covered major part of route at easy pace, it still requires above average physique. There's no way twilight has bigger butt than Rarity who has a habit of eating dozens of ice cream buckets when she's upset combined with spending most of her time sitting due to sewing machine.
>>42518273This post oozes>I'm really just mad that my waifu's tits are smaller than Fluttershy's so i'm gonna base my entire analysis on 1 offhanded remark to sooth my autism
>>42518523Granted, that does make sense. I was going based on the logic of Twilight being a nerd girl, who are often to physically active and have plump asses. But the point about her in the race - and Rarity's ice cream and sewing habits - makes sense>>42518537bruh did you see how gangly she was a foal? its not just one episode
I imagine Twilight ass is toned because she did >clap your hooves and give a little shakething like ten million times with Cadence.And because of that Cadence's butt is also toned. To the point that when Shining fucks her there is no plap sound, just bones clanking. Shining can grab at protruding femur bones as handles
>>42518273>but you also will almost never see a small one.Not necessarily. As someone who has oogled many of the pretty euro women doing track during the Olympics, their asses are quite tight.
>>42518723tight and toned yes, but you almost bever see one who is flat assed
