/mlp/ - >…And do you anon take me to be your lawfully wedd - Pony

Anonymous

09/01/25(Mon)11:40:16 No.42520599

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Anonymous 09/01/25(Mon)11:40:16 No.42520599 Archived

>…And do you anon take me to be your lawfully wedded wife? Why of course you do, you don’t have a say in the matter. Then by the power vested me in me as princess I pronounce us both, husband and wife. Kiss me on the lips now. Remember nopony but me touches the wedding cake.

Anonymous
09/01/25(Mon)11:41:17 No.42520602

Anonymous 09/01/25(Mon)11:41:17 No.42520602

>>42520599
...And then OP woke up to find he has been sucking a cock of another Anon

Anonymous
09/01/25(Mon)11:42:23 No.42520605

Anonymous 09/01/25(Mon)11:42:23 No.42520605

>>42520599
hell no marriage is a scam

Anonymous
09/01/25(Mon)11:43:09 No.42520607

Anonymous 09/01/25(Mon)11:43:09 No.42520607

>>42520602
But enough about Canterslut...

Anonymous
09/01/25(Mon)11:43:50 No.42520609

Anonymous 09/01/25(Mon)11:43:50 No.42520609

>>42520599
Can I call you Mommy now?

Anonymous
09/01/25(Mon)11:53:24 No.42520636

Anonymous 09/01/25(Mon)11:53:24 No.42520636

>>42520599
>nopony but me touches the wedding cake
not even me? even when im not a pony?

Anonymous
09/01/25(Mon)12:04:01 No.42520660

Anonymous 09/01/25(Mon)12:04:01 No.42520660

>>42520636
yeah you're a trans woman, congrats on the transition by the way

Anonymous
09/01/25(Mon)12:11:01 No.42520680

Anonymous 09/01/25(Mon)12:11:01 No.42520680

>>42520660
>ptfg OUT OF NOWHERE

Anonymous
09/01/25(Mon)12:11:53 No.42520683

Anonymous 09/01/25(Mon)12:11:53 No.42520683

>>42520680
>projecting

Anonymous
09/01/25(Mon)12:47:27 No.42520826

Anonymous 09/01/25(Mon)12:47:27 No.42520826

>>42520599
brb gonna fuck Luna as you didn't tell me to not have sex with other mares :^)

Anonymous
09/01/25(Mon)15:00:13 No.42521196

Anonymous 09/01/25(Mon)15:00:13 No.42521196

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>>42520599
F off JOBlestia, I'm not marrying you.
>Throws chicken

Anonymous
09/01/25(Mon)17:06:40 No.42521618

Anonymous 09/01/25(Mon)17:06:40 No.42521618

Horses dont have lips you cant kiss them like you would a person

Anonymous
09/01/25(Mon)17:08:00 No.42521621

Anonymous 09/01/25(Mon)17:08:00 No.42521621

>>42521618
>horses don't have lips
this nigga has never seen a horse

Anonymous
09/01/25(Mon)17:09:48 No.42521625

Anonymous 09/01/25(Mon)17:09:48 No.42521625

>>42520599
Damn Mare just how I like it. Now pass the griffin tenders while I watch you eat all that cake.

Anonymous
09/01/25(Mon)17:10:40 No.42521628

Anonymous 09/01/25(Mon)17:10:40 No.42521628

>>42520602
...at Mare Fair

Anonymous
09/01/25(Mon)17:19:34 No.42521651

Anonymous 09/01/25(Mon)17:19:34 No.42521651

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>>42521618
They do and you absolutely can kiss a horse.