>>42523092
Take a piss from the highest balcony in Canterlot Castle. While positioning the sun so that it makes a piss rainbow.

>>42523092
decide that I need to fight my nephew and job as soon as he throws a wine bottle with his magic at me

>>42523092
Shoot a magic missile at Luna and hope she doesn't fight back otherwise i'll job

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What a raging duo

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>>42523092
>Luna's raging cock aside

make my hair spiky and flow behind me like a super saiyan 3

>>42523092
Diaper wearing pissy shitfags sometimes forget that Celestia sent Luna to the moon. Imagine jobbing to Celestia, KEK

>>42523387
>live Celestia reaction to Luna's cock

>>42523750
It's actually a rather sad affair I imagine. She just lays there on her side while Luna works her schlong in and out with the energy of a tired carpenter hoping to recapture the pre-banishment feeling with no success as she is more than likely still holding guilt over the NMM thing. She starts sobbing halfway through, inconsolable, but still slowly going at it and occasionally some tears would hit Celestia's back. It stays like this until she stiffens and releases the world's saddest sperm in her sisters cooch. After sex they just sit there, Celestia having no idea what to say to her guilt racked sister who just committed the most pathetic 'rape' it the history of the world.

>>42523102
Would this work? Science fags?

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>>42524038
fucking hell this made me giggle a bit. good shit

>>42524038
Heh...

>>42524038
Why is Luna like this?

>>42524940
She's in a eternal seethe mode.

>>42525233
heh true

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>>42525233

>>42525593
Cute!

>>42525593
>Self-flagellation Luna
>Celestia watches on while Luna races through the streets of the capitol horrifying ponies as she whips herself to a bloody pulp, medieval style, begging for forgiveness for NMM
why is Luna like this?

>>42524038
>least obvious PTS bait

>>42526496
What?

>>42523092
Go back to the sun as i'll be safe from any enemies there.

>>42527364
>he doesn't know

>>42527795
Geez, I'm I going to job to the sun itself? That's pathetic!

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Give Twilight an impossible task like capture Sunshine in a bottle, have a parasprite go on a diet, of have discord file his back taxes

>>42528297
>Discord files his back taxes
>Turns out Equestria owes HIM half of what's in the royal treasury

>>42528333
>So Celestia, you remember when you said I'd have to send it to Luna's space program to calculate my back taxes?
>Oh yes, we all had such a good laugh about it!
>The results came back
>*Discord makes a huge stack of papers appear*
>I owe two hundred thousand bits and the Equestrian government owes me seventy billion bits
>*Celestia's eyes widen*
>Oh wait no that's for the Luna's lunar pleasure dome, you owe me fourteen billion
>Oh my. Well all have on me right now is three thousand bits
>Well that's half way there
>*Discord takes the bits and then laughs to himself*

>>42523092
Send Luna back to the moon because I just felt like it

>>42528808
What if Luna sent YOU to the moon, HUH? Would YOU like it?

>>42529176
>implying that Princess Luna could do such a thing
I'd win everytime.

>>42529743
>Jobber thinks he can win and not job as he does as usual

>>42523092
Eat as much cake as I can. Leave no cake untouched.

>>42531105
princess celestia already does that, think of something new

Blue ball a royal guardsman

>>42531758
Devilish!

>>42523092
Destroy all changelings and leave no bug alive.

>>42525593
>equestria biggest plot
need it on my face

>>42529743
>moron forgot the only reason why nightmare moon was sent to the moon
>was because of the elements of harmony
>without them
>celestia would have lost
got a load of this guy

>>42523092
I go back to sleep and then launch the sun directly at Equestria for lulz as everything dies

>>42533286
>launch the sun directly at Equestria
for WHAT reason? laughs? YOU'RE KILLING PONIES.

>>42533609
that's good

>>42534165
NO IT'S NOT! PROTECT THE LITTLE PONIES YOU TWAT!!!

>>42523092
question, how big are my crotch tits?

>>42534834
Pretty god damn big, or cake sized.

>>42523092
I'll sit on the throne all day making other ponies do my job for me.

>>42535315
ok...and how big are lunas?

>>42535991
Small ;)

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>>42532420
>from a jobber to a genocide who caused the total extinction
i don't get it.

>>42532420
Damn...

>>42534834
Very large but saggy like a granny. It's like you're dragging a white carpet around. Watch out for friction burn.
>>42535991
Same but they don't touch the ground. Instead they just sort of flap about in the wind.

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>>42524038
kek

>>42536310
id just start laughing at lunas while rubbing mine with my big hooves

>>42538606
unf based

>>42538051
>128x128
Really? A Ponk pog for ants?

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>>42539746
yes?

>>42540502
Sigh...

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>>42541255
You alright, little buddy?

>>42541959
no

>>42523092
Direct all bakeries to me and make cake 24/7

>>42526924
Lurk more

>>42543390
No, explain NOW.

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>>42523092
Throw a magic hornbolt at Discord and pray to God it hits cuz otherwise I'll job again

>>42544227
>thinking you can beat discord
ngmi, jobbing it is

>>42523092
Send anyone who opposes me onto the moon. Win!

>>42545562
>t. jobs as (You) tries to do that to the first creature seen