You wake up as Princess Celestia. Luna's raging cock aside, what will you do now that you the biggest jobber this side of the universe?
>>42523092Take a piss from the highest balcony in Canterlot Castle. While positioning the sun so that it makes a piss rainbow.
>>42523092decide that I need to fight my nephew and job as soon as he throws a wine bottle with his magic at me
>>42523092Shoot a magic missile at Luna and hope she doesn't fight back otherwise i'll job
What a raging duo
>>42523092>Luna's raging cock aside
make my hair spiky and flow behind me like a super saiyan 3
>>42523092Diaper wearing pissy shitfags sometimes forget that Celestia sent Luna to the moon. Imagine jobbing to Celestia, KEK
>>42523387>live Celestia reaction to Luna's cock
>>42523750It's actually a rather sad affair I imagine. She just lays there on her side while Luna works her schlong in and out with the energy of a tired carpenter hoping to recapture the pre-banishment feeling with no success as she is more than likely still holding guilt over the NMM thing. She starts sobbing halfway through, inconsolable, but still slowly going at it and occasionally some tears would hit Celestia's back. It stays like this until she stiffens and releases the world's saddest sperm in her sisters cooch. After sex they just sit there, Celestia having no idea what to say to her guilt racked sister who just committed the most pathetic 'rape' it the history of the world.
>>42523102Would this work? Science fags?
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>>42524038fucking hell this made me giggle a bit. good shit
>>42524038Heh...
>>42524038Why is Luna like this?
>>42524940She's in a eternal seethe mode.
>>42525233heh true
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>>42525593Cute!
>>42525593>Self-flagellation Luna>Celestia watches on while Luna races through the streets of the capitol horrifying ponies as she whips herself to a bloody pulp, medieval style, begging for forgiveness for NMMwhy is Luna like this?
>>42524038>least obvious PTS bait
>>42526496What?
>>42523092Go back to the sun as i'll be safe from any enemies there.
>>42527364>he doesn't know
>>42527795Geez, I'm I going to job to the sun itself? That's pathetic!
Give Twilight an impossible task like capture Sunshine in a bottle, have a parasprite go on a diet, of have discord file his back taxes
>>42528297>Discord files his back taxes>Turns out Equestria owes HIM half of what's in the royal treasury
>>42528333>So Celestia, you remember when you said I'd have to send it to Luna's space program to calculate my back taxes?>Oh yes, we all had such a good laugh about it!>The results came back>*Discord makes a huge stack of papers appear*>I owe two hundred thousand bits and the Equestrian government owes me seventy billion bits>*Celestia's eyes widen*>Oh wait no that's for the Luna's lunar pleasure dome, you owe me fourteen billion>Oh my. Well all have on me right now is three thousand bits >Well that's half way there>*Discord takes the bits and then laughs to himself*
>>42523092Send Luna back to the moon because I just felt like it
>>42528808What if Luna sent YOU to the moon, HUH? Would YOU like it?
>>42529176>implying that Princess Luna could do such a thingI'd win everytime.
>>42529743>Jobber thinks he can win and not job as he does as usual
>>42523092Eat as much cake as I can. Leave no cake untouched.
