/mlp/ - I wish I could go to a bar in Equestria so I can g - Pony

Anonymous

09/02/25(Tue)06:25:03 No.42523270

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Anonymous 09/02/25(Tue)06:25:03 No.42523270 Archived

I wish I could go to a bar in Equestria so I can go drunk and die of liver problems

Anonymous
09/02/25(Tue)06:25:51 No.42523271

Anonymous 09/02/25(Tue)06:25:51 No.42523271

>>42523270
>go to equestria
>DUDE I WANT TO LITERALLY DIE AND KILL MYSELF IT WOULD BE FUNNY TO MAKE THE PONIES SEE MY CORPSE HAHA
why are you LIKE this?

Anonymous
09/02/25(Tue)06:32:00 No.42523284

Anonymous 09/02/25(Tue)06:32:00 No.42523284

>>42523270
>so I can go drunk
Use your own country's 4chan you dyslexic povertyfag

Anonymous
09/02/25(Tue)06:32:48 No.42523288

Anonymous 09/02/25(Tue)06:32:48 No.42523288

>>42523284
no 4chan is my permanent home

Anonymous
09/02/25(Tue)13:04:17 No.42524069

Anonymous 09/02/25(Tue)13:04:17 No.42524069

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>>42523270
y

Anonymous
09/02/25(Tue)13:05:56 No.42524072

Anonymous 09/02/25(Tue)13:05:56 No.42524072

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Fuck outta my way, I'm going drunk

Anonymous
09/02/25(Tue)13:08:27 No.42524077

Anonymous 09/02/25(Tue)13:08:27 No.42524077

I'd get smashed on that liquor that tastes like black licorice while flirting with that bartender that's the color of black licorice

Anonymous
09/02/25(Tue)13:16:50 No.42524096

Anonymous 09/02/25(Tue)13:16:50 No.42524096

>>42523270
Drunken hugg with the bugg

Anonymous
09/02/25(Tue)13:21:44 No.42524110

Anonymous 09/02/25(Tue)13:21:44 No.42524110

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This the current /drunk/ thread?
Fuck it, it is now.
I just bought three bottles of absinthe. Two of them will be saved for the annie, the third is for near-immediate consumption.

Anonymous
09/02/25(Tue)13:26:11 No.42524127

Anonymous 09/02/25(Tue)13:26:11 No.42524127

>>42523270
changelings can't get drunk on alcohol they only serve it so they can steal it off a drunk pony without them being able to know due to their drunken state

Anonymous
09/02/25(Tue)13:27:40 No.42524130

Anonymous 09/02/25(Tue)13:27:40 No.42524130

>>42524127
>changelings can't get drunk on alcohol
How horrifying.

Anonymous
09/02/25(Tue)13:30:05 No.42524135

Anonymous 09/02/25(Tue)13:30:05 No.42524135

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>>42524127
>changelings can't get drunk on alcohol
>When your sona is a changing
Shit

Anonymous
09/02/25(Tue)13:34:19 No.42524143

Anonymous 09/02/25(Tue)13:34:19 No.42524143

>>42524135
It's the thought that counts, you can drink as much as you can and act like you're a wee drunk little 'ling

Anonymous
09/02/25(Tue)13:47:37 No.42524175

Anonymous 09/02/25(Tue)13:47:37 No.42524175

>>42524135
>find pony who's a loving drunk
>drunk love makes changelings drunk
>???
>profit

Anonymous
09/02/25(Tue)14:10:11 No.42524265

Anonymous 09/02/25(Tue)14:10:11 No.42524265

>>42523270
You're doing it wrong.
>Go to Equestria
>Learn all about potion making
>Create a harder, better, stronger version alcohol
>Get ultra plastered to the point of ego death
>Sell your invention to make a profit (optional)

Anonymous
09/02/25(Tue)14:53:32 No.42524415

Anonymous 09/02/25(Tue)14:53:32 No.42524415

>>42523270
But you don't need to go to Equestria for that

Anonymous
09/02/25(Tue)16:00:49 No.42524608

Anonymous 09/02/25(Tue)16:00:49 No.42524608

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>>42524072
i kekked

Anonymous
09/02/25(Tue)18:43:11 No.42525076

Anonymous 09/02/25(Tue)18:43:11 No.42525076

>>42524110
GalaCon/Mare Fair supplies, or drowning your homecon sorrows?

Anonymous
09/02/25(Tue)19:53:30 No.42525343

Anonymous 09/02/25(Tue)19:53:30 No.42525343

>>42524135
you are a changeling you can do anything brother!

Anonymous
09/02/25(Tue)19:54:51 No.42525345

Anonymous 09/02/25(Tue)19:54:51 No.42525345

>>42525343
A Changeling Hulk Hogan popped up in my mind when you said brother, lol.