Previous thread:>>42424515Welcome to the Thread! Kinderquestria/Anon in pone prison focuses on the world and adventures of naive child like ponies and the misadventures and shenanigans of Anon that results in him going to prison! To get a good handle on how things are done around here I implore you to check out our new and improved one stop shop of kinder greens and prompts here >> https://ponepaste.org/7630
Fall is falling upon us
>>42523942indeed
>>42523942>>42523957How does Vomitvomiting draw every pony with the most seductive fuck-me eyes ever seen on Earth?
>>42524052the power of horny compels him, but on a more serious note it's because he tends to give them bedroom eyes and or eye shadow.
>>42524076God imagine being trapped in a chaste kinderquestria where that's just the default expression. Mares, stallions, griffons, doesn't matter.
>>42524090a fate worse than hell for horny people.
>>42524340High speed headpats can easily become smacks. Be careful.
>>42524458How Anon ended up in pone prison
>tfw the kids find the luchadore cop playset before Hearthswarming
>>42524695This picture always makes me laugh
>>42525181Everypony get down, he's got a pony butt and he's not afraid to use it
Dang it, Derpy
>>42525663Derpy would never be that careless with a muffin
>>42526232would pet this pony
pre bed bwubs
>>42526409cute!
>>42526904Thought that said winter melon
>>42527568somepony save her, for the love of god
>>42527613Save her? She's having the time of her life!
>>42527568I love when my wife's ears twitch
>>42527735I also love when your wife's ears twitch
>SCP-003>Containment Class: Null>Special Containment Protocols:>SCP-003 cannot be contained in entirety nor perpetuity. It is omnipresent for half of each day.>Isolated areas can exclude SCP-003's influence by means magical or architectural (see tactical assessment of: Roof)>Testfriends must be monitored for dissent, particularly during peak ice cream season.>Any avowed winter enjoyers are to be kept off of SCP-003 containment committees, due to increased risk of disproportionate action.>Nightmare Moon was not 'the right call.'>Description:>SCP-003 is the apparent relationship between direct sunlight and hot.>Times of extreme SCP-003 influence are responsible for countless cases of sweaty wingpits, thirsty ponies, and total [redacted] of ice cream cones.>For the last time, we need the sun, somepony just figure out how Anon's wagon makes cold air!
>>42528480Keep rollin', rollin', rollin', rollin' (Come on)Keep rollin', rollin', rollin', rollin' (What?)Keep rollin', rollin', rollin', rollin' (Yeah)Keep rollin', rollin', rollin', rollin'
>Mask of the Mother>Zweinoodle>Muffincrest Shield>Ring of Flavor and PerfectionAll you could ever need
It's had not having hands
>>42528766What was she trying to do!?
>>42529758A unanimous decision
>>42528207Very nice.
>Discord's cotton candy clouds would have knock-on effects for weeks to come
>>42530569
Filly replaced Equestria's water supply with baja blast Celestia was going to do code red
>>42531461how dastardly
This one is gonna need more headpats
>>42532074plot twist: it's not a threat, it's a warning about her sharp horn
>>42531461BrawndoIt's got what ponies crave.
>>42532587>'Anon, whaddaya mean 'water?'>'Water goes in water parks, not on plants!'
>>42532702> Cut to anon working with Twilight to fix the kinderquestria education system.
pre bed moona
Punishment for her evil ways
>>42533316For the last time, you aren't being punished, you just can't be trusted not to gnaw your rump raw every time a flea bites you.
>>42533316Pet.
>>42534329Will
>>42535157Tragedy. The driest mare you know is about to be moistened.
>>42535157> Cut to a bunch of ponies cooking marshmallows using Daybreaker.
>>42523771Cute
>>42535248Tragedy: they can't bring the chocolate close enough, it melts in the wrapper
>>42536048What a silly filly
>>42536358The silly filly will fall upon ball. The prophecy is true.
>>42536950>Fort Equals ThreeWhat could it mean?
>>42536980I've heard a myth that =3 is supposed to be a cats face but i just don't see it
>>42537178Oh, smug cat face is :3People who use equals signs for emoji eyes are demons.
Pre-bed would
>>42532074Its starting to work
>Derpy has had sex
pre errand boop
>*siiiiiip*
>>42538843Derpy somehow secretly being the least innocent is kinda hilarious.
>>42537178>>42537379Ever since watching Brendaniel read "Denko (´･ω･`)":https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gw-ID3eMcEw&list=PLpNAl5zLZSMUcMfsUrHFGR_avA6Jql2blI can't help but read any variation resembling :3 as "Stupid Fuckin' Hamster Face"
>>42540324That is a neighbor, and she is in the hood. Carry on.
>>42539771Based Brendaniel watcher. Give Sonic High School a watch if you haven't, it's my favorite series on youtube.
Boop.
>>42541158This is why hands are a superpower
pre bed
>>42523771i love me poners
>>42541777Damn, trips confirm she is in tendie heaven
>>42543547Celestia you're going to get ticks from that
I like the idea of Blueblood being a dick to Rarity because he was already married and offended she didn't know
>>42545332Oh no, she's posting lewd fanfics about original character Blainbow Blash
>>42545770*uncle ruckus voice*>"no relation to daring do"
>tfw you forgot the sandwiches but you can't turn around in a balloon
>>42547216>>4254679710/10 would pet
>>42547956That isn't a carrot, that's a wand of mind control, now she'll do whatever he wants!
>>42547956pov you changed it to a mango
Pinkie Poppins
>>42548284Do not underestimate the call of the froot
>>42549596Bats don't get cutie marks, they get frootie marks
>>42550388comfy
>>42523771
>>42550629Then get outta the tub?
>>42550929
>>42551530
>>42551831>>42551530Total cookie domination
>>42551530TWIGGY NOMS
>>42552466Twiggy's moms!
>>42554396Would you call her a clanker?
>>42554543Absolutely not. Self aware constructs deserve love, the hard R is only for LLMs and phone directories.
>>42554543If she was a robot yeah with the hard R all day everyday. at least if she was ok with it, wouldn't want to make her cry. crying ponies make me sad enough to want to literally die.
>>42555392>Princesses swimming inside a princess
>>42556411The milk mangler has been foiled
Begone foul demon!
>>42555928What the heck is she drinking?
>>42557459Another crisp scandinanonfilly
>>42557463yerba mate traditional south american drink
The mlem has been mlultiplied
>>42557466Hell yeah brother
>>42557765Would hug.
>Why the long face?
pre bed lun
>>42559100And yet she works from bed, so pre-bed lun is also morning lun from a certain point of view.
Oh no
>>42559747I'm almost 30
>>42559747I'm post 30
>>42559747I'm 30,
Anon horse.
>>42560996>"She was just in my yard, eating grass- MENACINGLY!"
>>42561003Regular horses VS Equestria.
>>42561639Kek
>>42562325cute
pre bed boop
>>42562786Hooves are hard and sharp, that probably hurts
>>42562796OTOH, Dash can plow into the ground at mach 1 and dig a furrow 50 feet long and come out with just a minor green fracture to a wing.
What is she planning to do with those bits?There's no way the green menace has an innocent use for them.
>>42562820>Comparing a playground scrape to aggravated boopingNot even the same ballpark. In fact I don't see a ballpark anywhere!>>42563651>Eating naked on the couchEugh, what if popcorn dust gets in his chest hair?>>42563429I would advise against that. Humans have no laws against long pointy sticks.>>42563651She's gonna pay taxes... with her coltfriend
>>42563429Successful hunt (Lyra not pictured due to being stuck in a petting zoo)
>>42564488Don't be mean to Rainbow, she doesn't know any better...
>>42565069karot
>>42565069
>>42566696NOI
>>42567342How mares be looking at you
>>42524192I'll bite. What do (you) want?
>>42568401Happy fillies
>>42568729
>>42569145Oh no, she's caught the bug-eye disease. I'm afraid the only cure is petting
>>42569299you made her even more happy
>>42569384Oh no. Situation deteriorating- get the powered hang-glider, now!
>>42570063oh god she's just like her sister
>>42570063Read the filename in the same voice and cadence as CARRIER HAS ARRIVED
>>42570063How does she have so much luggage? She never wears clothes
>>42570822The answer, obviously, is "something something CUTIE MARK!"
>>42564126the idea that AJ is an impossibly shit cook for anything not apple-related amuses me.
>>42570886Cutie Mark Crusaders: Sweetie Bellehop, YAY
>>42572320Would pet and redeem
>>42572590would pet the fuck out of
>>42572353$1.75 redemption value
comfypone
>>42572867I wish I could attain that level of comfy
uh oh
>>42573368Purple synchronicity imminent. Scramble MTFs.
>>42573904I can't eat or play vidya if I do that, though
>Anon showed a 'deep fried' funny picture>tfw he doesn't laugh when you deep fry his laptop
>>42574596Smartest pony behavior:
Holy shit she has heelys
>>42575115Shiet she gonna go fast
>>42575873Why is Appletini in a pencil holder?
>>42555392im giga high and i really like this inage for some reason. it makes me nostalgic.>Splash!>Anon, the local human, sits in the ever familiar wooden lawn chair beneath the merciful shade of his backyard parasol umbrella. The glass of lemonade in his hand lifts off of the accumulated ring of condensed water and rises towards his lips, a warm smile already worn.>Splash!>The glass pauses, then retreats away from the lips that are now smiling wide. He laughs."Careful, Lu!" Anon calls out to the inflatable troublemaker as it sloshes around on the grass dangerously. "You too, Tia! Don't make me put tennis balls on your horns!">The two "prinseses" respond in the only way they know how.>They give each other a look.>Then a smile.>Then a nod.>Splash!>A tidal wave strong enough to capsize a small boat roars over the sides of the under-qualified inflatable pool.>The laughter that follows is nothing short of infectious, between Celestia's shrieking and Luna's howling, it's difficult for Anon to keep the stern frown on his face, even if he too is now soaking wet. Despite not being in the pool. Ten feet away."Fucking ponies, man..."
Pre-bed
What are they watching?
>>42576947POPCORN SPOTTED!
>>42577149New pone who dis?
>>42577579Ponk is love, ponk is life
>>42577220Popcorn the unicorn.
>>42578148The proposed dad tax hike would not go unchallenged by the nightmare night celebrators
NOI!
>>42578670 N O I DETECTED
>>42578848Derpy is a lvl 80 Pegasus Pomfer, she's qualified to hunt balloons
>Carrots before bed
The cone of repentanceEquestria's greatest punishment
>>42579920We all need to pet more Trixie
>>42579642Biscuits!
>>42580129Fatality
>>42579920This reminds me of this: https://www.fimfiction.net/story/399244/i-thought-scritches-were-specialI've yet to actually read it, but it's on my too read list. Along with a bunch of other fan fictions.
>>42580769Sweetie Belle has been scarred for life.
>>42579349Slander. The cone is to stop her from biting the rash and becoming a villain after it inevitably gets worse.
>>42580769I'd look the same way if twist ran up to me and licked me too.
>>42581228>Twist's tongue turns you into Sweetie Belle
>>42581730Twilight how many times do we have to go through this? I can't eat hay. I only stole a bite of the bread.
>>42581938>Princess Luna survives brutal attempt on her life
>>42583082Put her in a jar and call her Snapplejack
And here's Snapple Bloom
>>42583152>>42583435It's cause they are sweet apples
>>42583961The ponk honks to increase the stonks
>>42583961thats some quality animation there
>>42582496>>42582833Y'all ever wonder why Pipsqueak and Featherweight look so different from other ponies?
>>42584269Maybe one or both of their parents were earth horses on an isekai adventure
>>42584390Twilight you should get out more. Read about grass once in a while.
Boop
>"Psst! Anon! What did you get for question 4?">You look down at your paper.>All you have filled out is 'AN N'.>Next to what you're pretty sure is 'Name:' in Ponish.>...>Not your fault Ponish looks like it was written by a epileptic using their mouth.>Quickly turning back to Applebloom you whisper back,"C?">When it doubt just C it through.>"'Seeuh?'">FUCK.>And they're all called something else too."The uh, third one?">"Ugh, no! Question Four!">"Applebloom!">Quickly twisting forward you snap back to your paper.>Shiiit, sorry yellow apple. You tried.>Cheerilee will probably let her slide.>Probably.>You've got your own problems to worry about.>Like what you're going to do if you fail this placement test.>Life was all sunshine and rainbows until you tried to find a job.>You have ZERO Equestrian education which wouldn't be quite as big a deal breaker if you had an ass-tattoo.>But you don't and with not even having officially done your A-B-Cs and 1-2-3s you aren't getting hired for SHIT.>And another problem,>Which one of these fuckin' squiggles is an 'o'...>...Sometime after the test you were called in to see Cheerilee.>"Anonymous, I think you know what I'm about to tell you.""Oh thank f-">She raises her eyebrow.>Oh yeah, swearing isn't cool.>You'll get fined n' shit.>Which you'll need a JOB to afford.>What a wicked world you now live in."friends. You realize I don't really need to be here, right? I'm perfectly capable to go out into the world and-">"You got every single question wrong.">"Normally, as an educator, I would equate this to you *trying* to fail so as to, say, stay in the same grade as your friends.">She taps all the red marks on what you think is your paper before tapping the very top...>"But seeing as how you spelt your name 'ADED' on the date line, I think it's necessary you stay and receive a basic education...">yfw
>>42585082literally me, I can't learn language for shit. failed to learn Italian several times. it took me fucking months to get hiragana/kanakata.
>>42585082Plot twist: Ponish is exactly the same as English but the alphabet is all cursive
>>42585082oh god i would fucking kill myself
>>42585261You'd be resurrected and put in pone prison for traumatizing the class
>>42585266time to abuse my position as kinder kenny then.
>>42585274Who can stop this monster?
>>42585503>Royal Army Egghead Division>Proposal for new armor project>Repeated interviews with Anons as well as study of captured materials has provided a possible solution to the Booping problem:>Descriptions of a moonar landing, laughable as they are, have been too consistent and detailed to be mere horseplay.>This is also true for descriptions of equipment and vehicles. Researchers remained baffled by the bulky equipment, as all theoretical models of outer space favor rubber jumpsuits and bubble helmets>This final conundrum was solved by Kerbanon's description of The Kraken, a chaos demon that lives in space and boops large vehicles to pieces>With this puzzle finally complete, the lazy nerds were convinced to start building a prototype:>Fishbowl helmet provides immunity to booping>Pressurized suit provides full body tickle resistance>Textured hoofboots work in all terrain, finally our guards can stop slipping on the palace floors>Armored kneecaps prevent scrapes>Big flashlight>Knife levitator allows cake cutting in even the worst conditions>Preliminary testing has shown Anons are less prone to riot when the cake knife is present. Possible specieswide dependency on cake leads to desperation? More testing necessary.
>>42585577I enjoy the implication that anons behave themselves because they think they are gonna get stabbed.
>>42586079Cute honse
>>42584315Based.
>>42586079Filler filler filler
>>42586336buckminster fillerine
>>42586679Cadance is merciful, maybe he's only staring down a 5 minute timeout. Luna would make it 20 minute minimum.
pre bed fil
>>42587180Pre-bed mare fills your bed, pre-bed fil fills your heart
>>42585082Schoolfilly Anon. I'm sure he'll have fun in kinderschool.
>>42587802>>42587922Brutal
>>42587600>>42588173Punishing Rainbow Dash by telling her to refill the birdbath with the special birdbath bucket
>>42585274>>42585503
>>42588610>Combat pettingThink of the implications. No really, think of them because I'm too stupid.
>>42588774>kinderquestria has better public transport than the us
>>42588952tbf a medieval Slovakian village has better public transport than the US
>>42589360>Booped so hard you picked her nosepretty sure that counts as rape
>>42589368I mean it could count as unwanted penetration
>Apple Bloom fails to realize the seed came from the fruit I just ate
>>42589780>the day you plant the seed is not the day you eat the fruiti would fucking imagine bloompy...
>>42590050I could plant a seed then go and eat a fruit. What then?
>>42590172wouldn't result in instant happiness. it takes time for sprouts to grow.
>>42590239>Instant gratification from eating fruit>Wouldn't result in instant gratification
>>42590172You still don't get to eat the fruit you planted until it grows. The fruit you eat today had to be planted by somebody long before you got to eat it.
Even though Twilight has wings here, this is still cute.
Big grump
>>42590468Not if I use Starlight to send my future fruit back in time
>>42591226I'm not upset about the vase, that can be replaced.I'm just confused as to why you didn't take the flowers out of the vase. Broken glass is bad for ponies.
>>42591406she might have gotten carried away by excitement at the delicious flowers and forgot she could do that
>>42591659Wait til she hears about bread bowls
>>42592192It's a reverse doomsday clock- if she ever has to update the number, serious shit has gone down
https://youtube.com/shorts/Pim6ufQMBlU?si=5lsPlFTfgWJsiItU
>>42592767Every time Mouseu uploads I have a new daily affirmation and a new reason to live
So, would Anon have trouble finding work after he's released from gay horse jail?
>>42593087He gets turned into anonmare before he's released.
>>42593299>Adult>Cutie mark is a question markCould get a lot of jobs with that setup. Celestia's law truly is merciful.
>>42593565Her fur looks like ribs and I wanna feed her
>>42593565Verity! i love her. feed the daughteru some apples, carrots n hay
cutie cookies
>>42594526anonmare is getting her just deserts but not in the way she thinks.
>>42593317Yeah. lol
>>42594526Typical Anonmare behavior.
>>42594748Twiggie is becoming too powerful. This bodes very well for TJPone's annual twiggoween bash.
>>42594798Twiggie rhino.
I think kinderguards have crazier polearms than canon guards. Celestia's cakes are just so big you need a glaive blade on a pike handle to cut them.
>>42595935Celestia, more like fatlestia.
>>42596310Dang, sad bug would hug
>>42596312POV: You after doing that. (Billy loves biting things.)
>>42596527Too tame, Lyra. Humans are deviant and fickle creatures, you have to at least stay up until midnight and watch infomercials if you want to keep their attention.
Any surface becomes a sandbox if you believe in yourself
>>42596679Hay flavored caprisun.... That's like bread flavored water..... DISGUSTING!
>>42597972
>>42598046
>>42598089Kek based
>>42597692>bread flavored waterWe call that beer
>>42598246Disgusting.
>>42598246If beer actually tasted like bread I wouldn't hate it so much
>>42598625not a big beer fan myself, I prefer wine or spirits, but there are some good beers out there mostly from central Europe. the best beer I ever drank to date was a German smoke beer called Aecht schlenkerla Rauchbier Märzen. that shit was so fucking good, its a malt forward beer made from toasted barely malt. shit was basically liquid bacon in a bottle.
>>42598089Go ahead, call the ponice. They can't unpet your head.
>>42599572Where did you get this picture of me?
>>42599572I take the leash off and put it on Cheerileash
>>42599572>"Hey Cheerilee.">"Why'd you let them put a leash on you, Anon?">...>"Anon. Why-- why'd you let them put you on a leash?"
>>42600579She needs a hairband
>>42600318>"I'm barely standing. I didn't bother questioning anything. I just wanted out of that damn forest."
>>42601359>"How did you even get lost in the first place?"
>>42601709Yes
>>42601575> "I have a terrible sense of direction."
>>42602244>just the outside worldLook... Take it from someone who has had to deal with the "outside world" for a long time...It's ALL shit...
>>42602252Wait... I didn't realize we we're in the Kinder thread....Uh... I mean... Everything's all great! Just... We're not really happy with the amount of breaks we're getting! And... Uh... The amount of cookie breaks could really use a reassessment...Ha ha ha!
>>42602033"Well maybe if you didn't turn all your sense into your funny money..."
>>42602252>>42602260POV: Anon forgot he was in Equestria for a second.
>>42602433> "It's cents! Sense and cents are different things! I wonder if this is how Twilight feels whenever she has to correct me on something?"
>>42603145> Berry doesn't even realize it's a trophy and just wants a cup for her wine.
>>42603480None of them realize it's a trophy. Derpy wants a new muffin tin and Roseluck needs a flower pot.
>>42603492Marble ended up winning it so what did she think it was? What has she been up to with the trophy she stole from it's rightful winner (Roseluck)?
>>42604053Chamberpot>>42604070Torn between "Cozy is a delinquent shid who wants forbidden drink" and "ponies can handle booze better than horses so it's just a taste preference"
>>42604863Oh lawd she stalkin'
>>42604543Horrifying
>>42603492True.
>>42604543Me, who eats whole lemons, and even a bit of the peel: Pathetic.
>>42605189What the fuck are you
>When the green beans are touching the potatoes
>>42605676Same
>>42605338A lemon eater.
>>42606271Hose-flavored water
>>42607322Dubs confirm, birds are purple
How tf Pinkie get that many candles?
It's non-alcoholic cider. Ponies do not know about alcohol.
>>42608068Not a chance, Billy. Even the kinderest of Equestrian ponies would know about alcohol. They'd figure it out the same way we did: they left something out a little too long one time and it tasted weird and made them feel funny.
>>42608109Maybe not- irl, horses can handle stronger alcohol because digesting grass makes ethanol. They'd drop dead of alcohol poisoning if they couldn't take it better than we do.
>>42608129But things are still gonna ferment and get et. Just cause that pony over there can drink you under the table doesn't mean she can't get drunk. Getting wasted works the same way for people and horses. Your liver can't metabolize the sudden influx of alcohol quickly enough and all of a sudden you have booze in your blood. Obviously horses can drink more than people; you're giving 12oz of 5% fermented grain juice to a 1000lb animal. Zigga's not even gonna feel it. But what if that horse drank alcohol relative to body weight like people do? Is he really not gonna get even a little bit drunk after he tosses back a couple half gallon cans? I feel like this is kind of a meme that some people take seriously like horses being able to "self-abort" if they just feel like it or whatever.I mean, sure their liver is designed to constantly process alcohol to a level that yours and mine isn't, but wouldn't constantly having to deal with it mean that any excess introduced would stress it that much more? So is it wrong to think that it would kind of cancel out in the end? Idk. I mean, if they just have bigger livers then yea, they will be able to drink more without feeling it I guess. But even if it's the case that they have relatively more liver, these are little ponies, so is that liver still bigger than yours? Or do you just end up with little horsies that can punch above their weight class and on par with yours? Actually, how much do little ponies weigh? So many questions...>alternatively:>horses really can just drink alcohol all day without it affecting them>as a result much of their food and drink is fermented>no problem for the ponies, but Anon struggles to find food and drink that won't get him fucked up
>>42608226>Anon's aren't naturally such assholes>They're just constantly drunk or hungover
pictured: nerd
>>42608765
>>42608893
>>42608893We stan SciTwi in this house
>>42608765>>42608893>>42608896>>42609037I love nerds. I want to lovingly bully them.
>>42608364>Wake up>Your head is killing you but you push through regardless>Ponka pone threw a party yesterday and you were invited>You should have declined but you didn't want her to cry>Damn ponies, always so emotional>Shower with ice cold water>You also promised Twilight you'd have breakfast with her today>She would have cried if you declined>Damn, ponies always so emotional>You were an alcoholic before arriving to Equestria>Now you don't want to drink a single drop of alcohol ever again>But you can't>Nearly all horse food has alcohol>Even pancakes get you wasted somehow>You can't tell if this is heaven or hell>You prepare for your breakfast with nerdhorse>Eat a whole stick of butter, a teaspoon of salt and drink as much water as you possibly can>You're ready>Be Twilight Sparkle>Currently having breakfast with the hyooman>He's not the most harmonious creature but he tries his best and that's what matters>You already wrote a letter to Celestia about it>He doesn't seem to be in a good mood today"Is everything alright?">He just nods>He has barely touched your pancakes>Could it be that he doesn't like them?>No, he definitely doesn't like your pancakes>The pankes that you made with so much love...>He hates your pancakes and by extension he hates you>It's only logical>You can't take it anymore>You begin tearing up>"What's wrong Twilight?""Y-you don't like my pancakes!">"That's not true, I love them!""But you have barely touched them!>He looks down at his plate>He takes a deep breath before scarfing down his plate of pancakes>"I love them, see? Please stop crying.">You aren't fully convinced...>You were wrong about anon>He does love your pancakes>He ate five whole plates and now he's taking a nap in your couch>You sure were quick to make assumptions there>Maybe you should write a letter to Celestia about it
>>42609388as someone who likes me some drink, this sounds like fucking hell. anons definitely not gonna live long in that equestria. but I will say its definitely and interesting premise though.
>>42609388Why doesn't he just tell them that humans have a significantly lower alcohol tolerance? That's my question.
>>42609494They don't even know what alcohol is so they think anon is making excuses to not eat their food
>>42609533>"What? Al Ko Hol? You just made that up, Anon! I know all about Equestrian chemistry, and there's no such thing! I don't know what crazy nonsense they taught you on your world, but matter is made up of friendlions and magictrons and in the proper arrangements they make food molecules. It's basic science!"
>>42609550You gotta get on their level of nonsense>"Actually I'm a flat soufflé creationist, I don't believe in the moon cheesing"
>>42609614But it's not nonsense, it's empirically proven kinderpony science. They just didn't have anything in Twilight's various courses about this basically unimportant "alcohol" stuff. And if they did, it wouldn't be called that.
>>42610042The Soft and Purrworful Trixie
>>42609550> "I'm literally dying from alcohol poisoning. Please! Stop putting it in all your food!"
>>42610550It looks like a pony wearing my clothes
