Previous thread:>>42424515Welcome to the Thread! Kinderquestria/Anon in pone prison focuses on the world and adventures of naive child like ponies and the misadventures and shenanigans of Anon that results in him going to prison! To get a good handle on how things are done around here I implore you to check out our new and improved one stop shop of kinder greens and prompts here >> https://ponepaste.org/7630
Fall is falling upon us
>>42523942indeed
>>42523942>>42523957How does Vomitvomiting draw every pony with the most seductive fuck-me eyes ever seen on Earth?
>>42524052the power of horny compels him, but on a more serious note it's because he tends to give them bedroom eyes and or eye shadow.
>>42524076God imagine being trapped in a chaste kinderquestria where that's just the default expression. Mares, stallions, griffons, doesn't matter.
>>42524090a fate worse than hell for horny people.
>>42524340High speed headpats can easily become smacks. Be careful.
>>42524458How Anon ended up in pone prison
>tfw the kids find the luchadore cop playset before Hearthswarming
>>42524695This picture always makes me laugh
>>42525181Everypony get down, he's got a pony butt and he's not afraid to use it
Dang it, Derpy
>>42525663Derpy would never be that careless with a muffin
>>42526232would pet this pony
pre bed bwubs
>>42526409cute!
>>42526904Thought that said winter melon
>>42527568somepony save her, for the love of god
>>42527613Save her? She's having the time of her life!
>>42527568I love when my wife's ears twitch
>>42527735I also love when your wife's ears twitch
>SCP-003>Containment Class: Null>Special Containment Protocols:>SCP-003 cannot be contained in entirety nor perpetuity. It is omnipresent for half of each day.>Isolated areas can exclude SCP-003's influence by means magical or architectural (see tactical assessment of: Roof)>Testfriends must be monitored for dissent, particularly during peak ice cream season.>Any avowed winter enjoyers are to be kept off of SCP-003 containment committees, due to increased risk of disproportionate action.>Nightmare Moon was not 'the right call.'>Description:>SCP-003 is the apparent relationship between direct sunlight and hot.>Times of extreme SCP-003 influence are responsible for countless cases of sweaty wingpits, thirsty ponies, and total [redacted] of ice cream cones.>For the last time, we need the sun, somepony just figure out how Anon's wagon makes cold air!
>>42528480Keep rollin', rollin', rollin', rollin' (Come on)Keep rollin', rollin', rollin', rollin' (What?)Keep rollin', rollin', rollin', rollin' (Yeah)Keep rollin', rollin', rollin', rollin'
>Mask of the Mother>Zweinoodle>Muffincrest Shield>Ring of Flavor and PerfectionAll you could ever need
It's had not having hands
>>42528766What was she trying to do!?
>>42529758A unanimous decision
>>42528207Very nice.
>Discord's cotton candy clouds would have knock-on effects for weeks to come
>>42530569
Filly replaced Equestria's water supply with baja blast Celestia was going to do code red
>>42531461how dastardly
This one is gonna need more headpats
>>42532074plot twist: it's not a threat, it's a warning about her sharp horn
>>42531461BrawndoIt's got what ponies crave.
>>42532587>'Anon, whaddaya mean 'water?'>'Water goes in water parks, not on plants!'
>>42532702> Cut to anon working with Twilight to fix the kinderquestria education system.
pre bed moona
Punishment for her evil ways
>>42533316For the last time, you aren't being punished, you just can't be trusted not to gnaw your rump raw every time a flea bites you.
>>42533316Pet.
>>42534329Will
>>42535157Tragedy. The driest mare you know is about to be moistened.
>>42535157> Cut to a bunch of ponies cooking marshmallows using Daybreaker.
>>42523771Cute
>>42535248Tragedy: they can't bring the chocolate close enough, it melts in the wrapper
>>42536048What a silly filly
>>42536358The silly filly will fall upon ball. The prophecy is true.
>>42536950>Fort Equals ThreeWhat could it mean?
>>42536980I've heard a myth that =3 is supposed to be a cats face but i just don't see it
>>42537178Oh, smug cat face is :3People who use equals signs for emoji eyes are demons.
Pre-bed would
>>42532074Its starting to work
>Derpy has had sex
pre errand boop
>*siiiiiip*
>>42538843Derpy somehow secretly being the least innocent is kinda hilarious.
>>42537178>>42537379Ever since watching Brendaniel read "Denko (´･ω･`)":https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gw-ID3eMcEw&list=PLpNAl5zLZSMUcMfsUrHFGR_avA6Jql2blI can't help but read any variation resembling :3 as "Stupid Fuckin' Hamster Face"
>>42540324That is a neighbor, and she is in the hood. Carry on.
>>42539771Based Brendaniel watcher. Give Sonic High School a watch if you haven't, it's my favorite series on youtube.
Boop.
>>42541158This is why hands are a superpower
pre bed
>>42523771i love me poners
