Anonmare ThreadPrevious: >>42524510Greens:https://ponepaste.org/11227https://ponepaste.org/11309
Hopefully this one is more active than the last one. The last one wasn't nearly as active as it normally is.
>>42528097>grown up fillynot going to get much traction on the pedophile board
>>42528097Your writefags have abandoned you, give up all hope and let this thread die.
>>42528125Never!
>>42481712
>>42528153(you)
>>42528129Hey Anon, not gonna make excuses, just sorry I didn't get part 2 started quick enough.>thread dies againBetter just let it go at this point.Farewell sweet anon mare, until we meet again.
We need more successful and joyful AnonmaresWeird how Anon (guy) is a cool and good looking dude but Anonmare is a failgirl
What is Anonmare? Who is Anonmare? Where is Anonmare? Why is Anonmare? When is Anonmare?
>>42528733Oof. Farewell I guess. lol
>>42528743Because Anon is cool on Equestria but failguy in our reality. So anonpone is failure in Equestria but cool in our reality.
>>42529066>whatA mare, formerly Anonymous>who(You)>whereEquestria>whyBecause you touch yourself at night>whenNow
>>42528097Honestly, this thread could be melded with the Anonfilly thread. It makes more sense to have them both exist as one than two separate ones.Anonmare is just an extension of anonfilly (literally the same concept, but anonmare becomes a mare upon transforming, not a filly).
>>42529551Yeah, but that's something that'll have to be taken up with whoever are the people who run the anon filly thread. I have no power there.
>>42528125This. the general already 41%d as predicted
>>42529630I can ask for you, anon.
>>42529551You mean it can merge with PTFG which actually has dozens of anonmare stories already.
>>42529551You could combine this, anonfilly, and anonstallion threads into an Autistic Pony Family Thread, but having three makes life more difficult for frogposters trying to slide the threads off the board, and making life difficult for frogposters is always worthwhile.
World Walker arc when?
>>42528097this is anthro
>>42529551I always interpreted Anonmare as being the inevitable grown up fail version of Anonfilly, different kinds of things going on with her
>>42530148if only it's futa as well.
>>42528097Anonmare is just Jargon Scott's first step from drawing ponies into drawing naked goblins like his brother and lover, TJPones did, that fucker doesn't even draw EQG anymore, just naked goblins
>>42529551The anons from the anonfilly thread raise good points.>people here want filly anon not mare anon.>this is the same character, but a completely different archetype than what you're looking for>i like anonmare i kinda dont care about all the other characters she often comes attached to>The anonstallion thread is separate because it's something very much in-between anonfilly and /ptfg/, as in, anons who want to self-insert as the pony but want to remain anonpony and straight, so /ptfg/ is too gay and anonfilly is either not self-inserty enough or also too gay. Anonmare has no such niche.I don't think merging is the answer here, the anonmare thread needs its own identity.What is it about anonmare that appeals to you anon? What does she represent? Why are we here and not just chilling with the anonfillies and anonstallions?>>42529798To me, this is the ideal anonmare. Her stallion and filly need her. Without their anonmare they are incomplete. Without them, she is alone.
>>42531244> What is it about anonmare that appeals to you anon? What does she represent?Similar to anon filly, but more adult and mature since she's a full grown mare and not a filly. As well how she has to deal with things like stallions hitting on her, heat season, and other mare problems. lol
POV: 5 seconds before anonmare starts existing.
>>42531244>To me, this is the ideal anonmare. Her stallion and filly need her. Without their anonmare they are incomplete. Without them, she is alone.I love this. Very well said.
>>42528097I like the idea of Anonmare, because I could be an Anonstallion and exercise my rapey fantasies on her and not feel guilty afterwards because she's not a real mare, but just another faggot from this board.
Mare!
>>42531772>anonmare as defined by having mare problemsWell, you're not wrong. Of the three anonponies, anonmares can get pregnant. The first ponepaste in the OP- with Daybreaker and with Anon becoming a MILF- features that and it's pretty fun.The fact that Anon-come-Anonmare was offered up as a sacrificial lamb to end the crisis, you can definitely say that anonmares have mare problems.But part of it is overcoming those problems, anonmares struggle on in spite of adversity- some succeed while others lay broken.You could say anonmare represents perseverance when faced with an unreasonable situation.>>42534126>anonmare as a moral loophole for >rapeAdd that to the list of anonmare mare problems I guess. Just try to go easy on the poor mare Twirapist, geez.
>>42534508Don't worry, anonmare's whole existence is struggle and suffering!
I like anonmare over anonfilly cause anonfilly gets a free pass to be a little shit. Anonmare has to live with the consequences, like having to live with twiggles cause she burnt the castle down by accident, or having to have a 9 to 5 cause she ain't getting her stuff paid for (she's a grown ass mare).Also, cute anonmare job shenannigans, like OP's anonmare lawyer, or >>42534131. Those shenannigans don't work with anonfilly, she's for all intents and purposes a child again, nobody is hiring a child, even if she's actually a 40 year old vampire fagget from the basket weaving forums.
>>42528097"Hi, I'm Anonmare.Did you know that you have rights? The constitutions ays you do, and so do I. I believe that until proven innocent, every stallion, mare and filly deserves a settlement from Princess Twilight.And that's why I fight for you, Ponyville!" -Better Call Anonmare LLC
>>42534713Based.
>>42534721Anon is determined to get revenge on Twilight for turning them into a mare.
>>42534713>>42534721>anonmare as defined by her contribution to societyNow we're getting somewhere. While anonfillies are patronised and looked down upon (literally), anonmares stand as equals in mare society. Outside of Equestria, anonmares are in a much more difficult position however, as reliant on their human anons as anonfilly is because who is going to hire a small talking horse regardless of maturity?One could argue anonstallions can also contribute to pony society, or in the case of the anonstallion thread right now, ruling it as a super saiyan alicorn. It's cute I admit, but a prince being in charge?>anonmare as defined by her mundanityIs being the humble mare key to anonmare's archetype? Is not being special what makes her special?>>42534902>anonmare as defined by escapism
>>42534508>Just try to go easy on the poor marIt depends on what kind of Anon she was before. If she happens to be GollyFag or the guy who calls Twily threads slides, then there will be no mercy.
>>42535122Golly!
>>42528097Where's her cock?
>>42535264Up your ass.
>>42536149lmao
Did you guys see this yet???Why am I the first one posting about Anonmare's appearance in the mare fair opening ceremonies?
>>42538911Hell yeah!
Bump.
>>42538911Imagine the smell
>>42538911>>42540035Smells like victory, and a hint of angst perhaps.
>>42538911lovely
>>42540476
>>42538911>>42540600She's so hot
>>42541100Anonmare superiority.
>>42540600Very niice!
>>42528097She's cute.
>>42542344indeed
>>42540600MAKE HER MORE HAPPY!
>>42543652no >:)
>>42543652Wish I could Anon, but these are just taken from the mare fair 2025 opening animation.She stars from 1:38 to 2:08, a whole 30 seconds of glory.She's depicted as unclean, lonely and aggressive (to comedic effect).I still can't get over the fact that she was voiced by BGM. He did a pretty good job I think.
>>42544214The pinnacle of the sigma mare.
>>42544635indeed
>>42528097Is she a lawyer?
>>42546304Of course, just a off-license one at that.
>>42546659good enough!
>>42544214She's gross
>>42547511So she's absolutely perfect.
>>42547511Just like you!
>>42547511She needs some self care, yes.Other anonmares are available (hopefully).
>>42548159How can we help her recover?
>>42548740with hopes and prayers
>>42549184Just like real politicians!
Copied from the anonfilly thread: >>42544535Anonfilly feat abusive Twilight fan ending: All grown up/Broken> Be anonmare, formerly anonfilly.> Currently staring at yourself in the mirror. You can barely recognize yourself.> Feeling your neck, where the collar once was. Since your an adult now, mom can't keep the accursed collar on you.> Mom... You can't believe you call her that now. Guess she did manage to break you.> You're not even sure if you actually were once human anymore, or if it was actually just a delusion.> You begin to cry. You're not sure who you are anymore, let alone what you're going to do with your life now that you're grown up.> You love your mom yet you hate her too. You also hate yourself. Your mind is a mess of emotions.> You hate all the cruel things she did to you when you were younger. You hate all the cruel things you did to others just to spite her.> Punching the mirror with your hoof, you let out a scream as the mirror shatters.> At least you have your girlfriend Aryanne. Mom may not like her, but she can't stop you from dating her. Not anymore.> Perhaps going on a date with her will cheer you up.Fin.
>>42549657Pretty gud.
Anyone happen to have a pic of the Anon Mare booty mouse pad that was sold at Mare Fair? They were sold out and as far as I was aware there was no preview of it.
>>42549657Did Twily rape her when she was a filly?
>>42548132I take two showers a day>>42548159Anonstallion can fix her
>>42550253Read the green anonfilly fear abusive Twilight.
>>42550278Here's the link.https://ponepaste.org/3123
>>42550300ooo nice
>>42550119That's a good booty, also I don't have any pics, sadly.
>>42548159Is that drink she has good?
>>42551691nah
>>42552209Do you not like tropical drinks?
>>42542086>>42551376Artism Anon delivered and it's amazing! Go say thanks for the cute anon mares!
>>42552932Based.
It's still youDespite everything, it's still you
>>42529551Better to keep them separate imo, unless making a thread specifically for shenanigans involving the two of them.
>>42553241I got that reference
>>42553241=)
>>42553330no ;(
>>42554332sad!
>>42555125Indeed.
>>42548740I think she needs friends. Which mares would be good friends for anonmare and why?
>>42550119I can get ya a pic of it when I get home
>>42556780Derpy, Applejack, Autumn Blaze are all good as friends for Anonmare. 1) Derpy for maximum autistic cuteness, responsibilities of parenting/work, and muffins to share. 2) AJ for her straightforwardness and dependability, while giving Anonmare a stable income as farmworker. 3) Autumn Blaze for her scene looking at that rainbow and talking about the interconnectedness of everything, could help Anonmare feel better about her past life and this one. Plus Nirik spiciness to keep things interesting (and show Anonmare a mirror reflection potentially if her own aggression is out of hoof).
>>42552932>"Worst Equestria"because Anonmares have become the new princesses?
>>42557215Quality answer, thank you Anon! The thought of Derpy helping Anonmare with being a mom is incredibly cute.Hard honest work with AJ would definitely do Anonmare a lot of good I think.Anonmare going too far and triggering Nirik Autumn Blaze might be enough to snap some sense into her, nothing like a few burns to make you reflect on life huh?>>42557444Because Golden Oaks was destroyed. That's my interpretation anyway. The fact the artist drew the library in the background of the thought-bubble says it all really.
>>42558106That's a lot of spaghetti!
>>42557524Thanks! And that makes sense
>>42558106lol
>>42558106>Meatballs spotted. Ponies eating meat.
>>42558371Don't spill it!
>>42553330mfw person in front of me snags the last cookie
>>42559412Shit wrong post>>42553241
>>42559344>anon obsesses over balls againThey eat meat. It's not every day, but they do. For special occasions (or visiting gods) they serve things like ham sandwiches.
>>42559344Ponies can eat chicks, so I don't see what's wrong with that.
>>42561045humans can eat toadstools, doesn't mean they should
>>42558106Do you think she'd be okay with us brushing her mane? I mean all of us all at once. I think she needs it.
>>42561388I mean it seems like she reached a point in her life that she doesn't care anymore. go for it!
>>42557444The text is purple.
>>42557444They're both in Princess Twi's Equestria and that's her talking.
>>42562272ahh k
>>42561362But what if I did? Would I live?
>>42563152it would be extremely painful
>>42563412>>42563412>>42563412>>425634124u
Growing up...With the bottle? Or without the bottle?
>>42564750Huh?
>>42564986GROWING UP!!!WITH THE BOTTLE!? OR WITHOUT THE BOTTLE!?
>>42529798I would love to see what antics these three get up to!
>>42561388>Do you think she'd be okay with us brushing her mane?Anonmare shaves head bald and serves Hair_Cake.jpg for dinner.
>>42564750With the bottle, get to it young!
>>42565099If you haven't seen the green from the last family thread you should give it a read, here.https://ponepaste.org/11239If you have seen it already, we're in the same boat friend.This thread might see something too, soon... I hope.
>>42565352We're all hopin, 'Nonny.
>>42566022Long way from town to hope for such things, hmm?
>>42567022of emone?
>>42565072Huh?
>>42568229Is anyone else smelling this rotten odor?
>>42568227>GROWING UP!!!>WITH THE BOTTLE!? OR WITHOUT THE BOTTLE!?
>>42568229cute
>>42568247What's the bottle?
>>42568869Memory potion of other Anons past human lives.
>>42569162Whew, nice.
>>42569162>"See these eyebrows, Anon? I've been raising them since they were little. Now they're all grown up like me!"
>>42569021Why though?
If you were an anonmare, what would your favourite type of flower or leafy plant be?
>>42572515YOUR MOM!
>>42528447Hey, look! I’m spinning!
>>42569162I dub thee “Wall of Text”
>>42574050it's too late, its over...
Anonmare is fat.
>>42574678and round, unf
Continuing from part 1 (https://ponepaste.org/11309)>Love together. Live, laugh, play and build the world you want to see.>The words ran through Anonmare's head again and again as she moved from street to street.>Living, laughing, playing, building.. together. That was the plan.>That had always been the plan.>With him, but not necessarily just with him. With everypony. That's what it meant, right?>Yet as the distance between her and Anonstallion increased, her confidence started to wane.>There was that little voice in her head screaming at her for choosing to become a stallion's bitch.>While she had regained her stride, she was feeling more drained than she would have expected.>Defeated.>She had broken her own resistance to the thought of loving Anon in a single afternoon.>It happened so quickly, pressed for a decision, the words just kind of came out.>And she meant it, she KNEW she meant it.>This is what she wanted, apparently.>But up until today she hadn't been interested in him like that.>Not romantically, not sexually, just kind of living in the moment with him, enjoying it.>Now, she was going to have to touch his dick at some point and carry his foals or whatever.>That's what was going to happen, and SHE was the architect of it.>It didn't NEED to be part of the plan, so why do this to herself? WHY?>No answer.>The other half of her mind was deciding to ghost her suddenly.>Anonmare glanced around at the ponies she was passing.>Whether on hoof or gliding and whisking through the air, life carried on.>Everything was so normal, so peaceful, around her, outside of her.>Just trust yourself, you know what you're doing.>...Did she? Really?>Her mind shifted to the image of Anonstallion just sitting there in the grass as she had walked away.>Okay.>She was doing it for him, because she wanted to see him happy.>He could still live the dream, and she still had her new life anyway, none of this was going to stop her.>She was committed to her boss and would offer up what she could to her new home.>Anon was right, she was a part of this now- they were a part of it.>It was just going to get a little weird. Already weird, actually, but regardless.>Just focus.
>>42575205>She was at the small plaza in front of her workplace.>A square paved with lots of earthy red clay tiles, many of which had little white stars painted on them.>Looming grandly in the center was a great oak tree whose roots twisted through the slope of exposed soil piled beneath it.>As time passed tiles would get dislodged by the big guy's growth and have to be removed.>One of the more important residents of the town- one of its living hearts, according to some of the old ponies.>It had soul and every time she saw it, it reminded her that they needed to arrange a trip to Ponyville.>A couple foals were circling the trunk, hopping over roots while their respective mothers chatted.>The mares smiled and waved when they spotted Anonmare passing and she returned the gesture, keeping a polite distance.>Two other mares were sitting on a bench having ice-cream.>Something Anon and her did pretty often too, as friends, now- it would be the same wouldn't it?>She stifled the thought before it could fester into something else. It WOULD be the same.>There was a unicorn 'juggling' painted balls in patterns through the air.>Magic, the most basic kind, but with keen coordination and an elegant flow.>Even after seeing this a bunch of times now, it was still pretty novel."Keep it up dude, you got a gift, don't just stop at levitation.">The unicorn maintained his concentration, but she saw the twinkle in his eye as she passed.>"Thanks miss.. Anon?""Mhm. Let me know when you're doing your first show, yeah?">He chuckled. "It could be a while. All the best teachers are in Canterlot.">She felt a twinge of sympathy, but knew he'd be fine. Folks here were good.>In front of her was the place, nestled between its neighbours with a big wooden sign brightly illustrated with little cartoon hearts and flowers.>There was a graphic of the boss herself in the lower right corner, not exactly sunbeaming, but it had that energy.>That might have been part of the reason she was drawn to check this place before anywhere else when looking for a job.>It felt optimistic, light-hearted- a lot like the flowerboss herself.>To curate life, to the delight of other ponies, her and the boss gelled on that front. They were on a mission.>Maybe it was cope, or something else, who cares.>All she had on her ass was a question mark to guide her destiny, the rest she had to do herself.
>>42575212>Anonmare pushed open the door and stepped inside, the little attached bell dingling to announce her arrival.>Sweet Meadow flower shop. More of a horticulturalist's base of operations really. The upstairs was Meadow Sweet's home.>Yeah she just reversed her own name for the shop. Or well, it was more a reference to the homestead she grew up on."It's me! I'm here.">"One moment!".>Her boss called out from the back room as Anonmare dropped her bags off behind the front counter, hooves softly thunking as she crossed the wooden floor.>The shop was scattered with glazed ceramic pots each brimming with its own species of flora.>There was a rack with pre-made bouquets. They were edible. It was funny when she'd first shown Anon. They'd tried grass too, also funny.>Then there were the rows and columns of small drawers with little stickers on them, filled with seeds.>Unfilled paper packets, instructional pamphlets, glass bottles of weird plant elixirs..>Boss said not to worry about those, they were a crutch Anonmare wouldn't need.>A few vines were growing up the wall and snaking across the supports on the ceiling.>And of course there was her boss' bonsai on the table by the front window, snugly in the corner. For aesthetics.>"Heya Anon! You were gone kinda long today, I was starting to worry a little!">Anonmare turned around as the earth pony mare trotted over."Hey Meadow. Sorry, it.. yeah, it was uh..">Meadow's brow furrowed as she put her hooves on Anonmare's face.>What the fuck, this was the second time today somepony was grabbing her head.>And it was her cute boss. She could feel her cheeks getting hot. So much for having any dignity.>"You look tired, are you okay? Are you feeling sick?">The mare was touching her forehead trying to check her temperature."Nnno, I'm fine, really, it's nothing like that. Mr Anon and I are getting married-">Meadow let go of Anonmare's face and stared at her, eyes wide with amazement.>"Oh my gosh, Anon.. do you.. do you know what this means??""Uhh.. haha, well-">"Eeeee! Anon! It means we're gonna need flowers! Flowers for the wedding!">What. Oh shit. She had assumed they would just be signing some piece of paper or something.>Her boss was doing a little dance on her hoof tippies in excitement.>Fuck, of course there had to be a proper wedding.
>>42564750I'm going to ignore whatever in-joke you're referencing and assume it's liquor.
>>42576023Probably is about formula versus being breastfed.
>>42576023>>42576242There is no in-joke.It was just some alcoholic rambling.
>>42575138and smelly
>>42576825Delete this shit.
>>42576734Fat, round, and smelly. The pinnacle of anonmare.
>>42575228Kino sequel.
>>42575228>Meadow must have noticed 'Mare's dumbstruck expression because she quickly calmed herself.>"Sorry, you must be overwhelmed, let's sit upstairs, I wanna hear about it alrighty?""What about work-?">"This IS work! C'mon!">The boss gave her a reassuring smile and slipped back through the arch leading to the back room, Anonmare in tow.>Sure, alright, just roll with it. Not like she was hoping the rest of the day would go normal.>Meadow practically hopped up the spiral staircase two steps at a time.>For Anonmare it was like ascending Sombra's stairs.>Get it together. Maybe talking to somepony else was what she needed, somepony other than 'Mr Anon'.>Once she made it up she was directed to the couch.>"Juice?""Sure..">Anonmare made herself comfortable while Meadow started splitting and squeezing oranges at her kitchenette.>Oranges. She was in orange country, which was its own level of disconcerting.>After a minute Meadow had a glass filled and carried over on a little tray which she set down on the coffee table.>The mare nudged the glass towards Anon before pulling up a cushion and sitting on the floor facing her.>"Soooo?">Lifting the glass with both hooves Anonmare took a long heavy drink.>She stopped to catch her breath and set the glass down."He proposed during my lunchbreak.">Meadow was nodding.>"It must have been pretty emotional..">Not for the reason you're probably thinking, boss."It was kind of a surprise, I don't think I was ready, he kind of just sprung it on me..">"But you said yes, right?""..Yeah, I did.">Her bossmare was fidgetting with barely contained glee.>"It's so cute! I'm happy for you Anon! Even if it must be kinda scary diving in like that.""Mmm."
>>42577647Good
>>42572515>favourite type of flower or leafy plant as Anon Mare?Peppermint.
>>42577263Eat your greens and raise your celery.
Mare.
>>42579780slappable barrel
>>42579783>slappable barrelBarrel gives you a hug. Then a slap.
>>42580308Needs a good slap or two to the belli.
>>42580313>>42579783>>42579977Jiggly belly. Chubby mare.
>>42538911>>42540600>>42544214>>42569162I want to make that mascara run so much
>>42580523What would you do?
>>42580528Make her tear up,Make her sweat,Get the pillow stained,Get it smeared on the bed
>>42580635Yeah, but /how/?Details, filly! I need details!
>>42580653By FUCKING her, Anon! By F̴̺̜̓͐U̶͜͝C̵̘̀K̶̡͓̎Ḭ̶̄Ǹ̸̖G̴͕̈́̌ her while holding her hoof! By F̵̡͎͎̠̩͈̟̺̱͚̘͍̬̉̈́̓͆̕U̷̳̫̦͖̯̥̩͖̓͌̀̓̈́͊͒̃͊̏͗͘͝͝͠ͅͅĆ̶̢͈͇̮̘͈̭̼͎̺̬̓̈́̌͝K̵̢̰̜̯̞͚͇̻̘͔̪̙͈̤͂̒̽̽̇̈́̈́̿I̵̟̯̦̜̭̟̫̜̔͌̓Ņ̷̢̘͖̤̟̮͓̘͓̺̻̔̄̽͗̉̿͑̿̿̄̎́̀̌̕̕̕ͅͅǴ̴̡̨̗͓͇̙̐͗̑̾͋́́̄͝ͅ her while kissing her neck! By H̶̛̙̩̤̘̀̌̀̏͑̌̂͑͋̽͊͂͆̍͛̈́̇̔͂̈̔͘͘̕̚͠͝͝Ǫ̶̨̨̨̩̠̙̣̦̥̦͎̜̬̞̼͎̘̝̭͈̦̯̥̥͔̦̺̹̋͛̿L̸̞̥͙͉̣̪̤̣͕̟̹͔͓͍̳͇̙͍͔̫͕̘̄͋ͅD̸̛͎͓̱̪͕̤͓̭͆̽͗̊̈́̋͒̋͒̇̈́̒́̈́͋̈́̇̎̚͘͘͝I̸͎͎̱̙̩̙̿̉͌̆̑̆͊̍̓́̊̓̄̀́͒̚̕͝Ñ̴̯͛̿́̽̈̌͒Ģ̴̨̛̝̥̠̻̰̥̱̼̺͂̈́̏͋̑̈́͆́͋͊́̒̂̃̏̑̉̊̀̑̀̐͗̈́͊͘̚͝͝ͅ ̵̨̢̢̛̙͍̞̱̻̞̜̩͔͓̮͙̞̭̫͙̱̘̩̥̋̈́̿̓̀̀̋̓͛͌̂̔̍̊̍̿̓̎̐̋̓̀̾͋̏̕̚͜͠͠ her in my arms when we're done and telling her she's enough for me!
>>42580696Are you sure?
>>42580696Fucking unf. That's what I call passion. You're the Anon that Anonmare deserves. I bow to you sir.
>>42580696Wish granted, but you're the Anonmare.Bend over.
>>42580787LMAO
>>42580787You think I'm not that brave!? Get over here and emotionally fulfill me, you double faggot!
>>42580901God fucking DAMMIT you FAGGOT, I'm going to LOVINGLY RAPE YOU and SNUGGLE AFTER
>>42580901ok but I'm making you shower
>>42569162MOMMY
>>42528097Morning vibes.
>>42581527You're coming in there with me then
>>42577647>Anonmare's thoughts were starting to slide out of focus. Say something idiot.>But Meadow read the mood and got there first.>"Do you like him? He didn't coerce you or anything did he?">'Mare felt her face flush, despite the boss' real concern, her pride was being threatened."There's no way I'd let that f- ah.. Mr Anon, or anypony else, take advantage of me Meadow. You don't need to worry about that, I'm a strong mare.">The boss gave her a small smile like she believed it."And besides, I don't believe for a second that he'd be capable of that. He's a good guy, hopeless even, he.. needs me.">"Hehe, you only ever have nice things to say about him. That's why this is so exciting! You're finally doing it!">Anon frowned. Has her boss been shipping her?"We haven't even been here that long, I'd hardly use the word 'finally'.">Seriously, Meadow looked like she just couldn't help herself.>"Ponies have been talking! They say you two look adorable together!">Was the whole town in on it? Was she the only one who hadn't seen it like that??"Boss! We haven't been a couple! Not until today.">Meadow stared at her, trying to process.>"Oh.. ohhhh.. I think I get it. Wow Anon.">The boss' smile grew a little despite the realisation. It was warm, apologetic.>"You're in way over your head aren't you?">Anonmare shrugged and ran her hoof along the edge of the low table."That's putting it lightly. I don't think I can do this on my own. I need help. I need a friend.">Meadow was glowing the moment she said that.>"Anon.. I can be your friend."
>>42528097I want to>rapeanonmare
>>42584067I want to rub her tummy
>>42581209There's no balls touching so it couldn't have been homo in the first place
>>42584379
>>42585547cutie patootie
>>42585547this is a dude in a mare's body
i made you a gift /anonmare/
>>42585770I love her so much and I love you Anon thank you she's beautiful!
>>42585798i picked luna's jewellery color because it looked like the blueboard colors to me
>>42585770Princess of Autism
>>42585815That was a nice choice! I like that the regalia isn't overly gaudy either.She's regal in a humble way, she's perfect!She looks like she has a pure and balanced heart, a worthy princess.
>>42585770Based. Love seeing your stuff in the various anonpony threads
>>42586119one day i'll finish that beach episode piece with like a dozen of the cunts
>>42585770All of the guards are her kids
>>42586421I want to be Anonstallion and guard and protect Princess Anonmare's magical realm of anonponies.
>>42586459>Reach Equestria>Its just anonponies.>every single one is anon>Anonmom is the biggest and her mane flows so shes in charge
>>42586482> "I'm da biggest, so I'm da boss! WAAGGHH!"
>>42586530>Further Investigation on the Equus Sapien Fagolis, Researcher's note 04>Although seemingly identical in physiology to the common Earth Pony (Equus Sapien Terra), they lack the expected Equestrian Magic.>Instead, they possess a wholly different phenomena not unlike Chaos Magic[ADDENDUM] Consulting the only known user of Chaos Magic, the phenomena is completely unrelated and any insinuation that it is is reportedly "an insult to the art of chaos." This was followed by threats of being turned into a shoe.>This phenomena, dubbed "Meme Magic" by the subjects, manifests through collective belief shaping the very fabric of reality around them>Testing has found them capable of limited levitation- provided they do not look down, manifestation of abilities through coat dyes, and unprecedented power surges when exposed to numbers with repeating digits.>Despite these only being the known ramifications of these new ponies' magics, threat to Equestria as a whole is deemed minimal, if any, due to the incredibly disorganized nature of the subjects>Argumentation is their natural state of being, to the point of seeing any two agreeing on a particular subject incites an immediate reaction of a third to take a conflicting stance regardless of previously held beliefs>Direct questioning upon this behavior is answered with "lurk more newfag," a phrase that has no known meaning. Some of my colleagues debate if this implies that they are, in fact, not sapient but merely replicate behaviors of sapience.>Some of the smaller subjects are known to say other similarly meaningless phrases, such as "mares," "nothing more pure," "do it for free" (this one specifically towards the royal guards overseeing our researches, of which are well paid for their efforts), and most confusingly a loud elongated cry not unlike some species of toad- "reeeeeeee">It is suggested not to attempt to integrate with the subject population, as they tend to either reject outsiders violently, or attempt more intimate relations with frightening speed and aggression.
>>42586600Anonpones being the pony equivalent of orks is hilarious.
>>42586600>or attempt more intimate relations with frightening speed and aggressionlmao
Anon mare maid.
Learning to use a tablet, decided to practice by drawing the anons from the family green
>>42587688checked and great work anon
>>42587688Yess! Thanks for sharing with us Anon!
>>42587688me on the left
>>42544214>>42540600>>42538911>MFW this mare made me attracted to smelly women with male voicesMY ATTRACTIONS WILL NEVER BE REAL MY LIFE IS RUINED
>>42588871women?
>>42589223Yes, WOMEN.
>Pick it the fuck up anon!
OSHA-violating bump
>>42585770>Be you>Anonmare>Officially, Princess Viridian, Alicorn of ? Will? Growth? you forget, its on your papers somewhere though>Be the second biggest horse, Celly belly stands exactly one ear's height taller than you>Thus, she is in charge>You are not a whorse, nor a skank nor a silly-filly despite what the papers say>you've only had one foal out of wedlock and you sent her ass to ponyville the moment she looked up at you and spoke her first darling words>"Fuck you marysue bitch.">The temptation to remove your downstairs entirely was quite high that night
>>42590773>could have lived in a royal castle eating cake with maid mares to tend her every need>sent away for being rude to momSelf sabotaging little faggot, I bet she feels real silly now!
>>42590773>>42591644>"I'm not your baby you faggot, this is gay, stop touching me!">"Just my luck. I was finally coming to terms with the whole species and sex swap, I was genuinely excited to meet you you little snotglob." Your so-called mother said, magic working to comb your mane>Simultaneously packing your things into a suitcase>"I thought hey, one drunken night of fun, so what, then I felt your stupid ass kick and thought y'know what. I'm gonna do it, I'm gonna be a mom." She goes on, ears flattening to her skull >"I didn't ask to be here and I certainly didn't ask to grow inside your mary-sue slimehole you nasty alicorn oc bit-" magic snapped your mouth shut>The 'princess' got eye level with you>Is she starting to cry?>"So when your first words were the words of some angry shitposter you can't imagine my disappointment....You're right. You're not my daughter.">With as much spite as you can muster in your glare you watch mother dearest wipe her eyes >"and you're not staying in this castle. Celestia can scream at me all she likes for this but I'm not doing it. I'm releasing you into your father's care, since hes unlike us , y'know, an actual pony, hes a nice creature. He actually wants to meet you despite what I've told him about you.">More magic wraps around you and drops you at the hooves of a royal guard whose been stood in deeply uncomfortable silence the entire time>"2 O'clock train to ponyville, take her there. Her father will be at the station holding a sign with her name on it." She took a breath then continued, calmer "Give her father these scrolls.">The guard awkardly takes them from his princess and salutes, a wing pushing you by the withers out the door.
>>42591744Poor anonicorn.
>>42591744My heart...Even with the power of a princess, Anonmare's suffering is deep. Is there no escape from this dark cycle?
Need.
>>42592221Conceptualize the fragrance
>>42592221https://voca.ro/19bzNPNnBnVT
>>42582662>Those words, they felt nice.>But.."You're my employer, is it really okay to mix work and life like that? Plus you're the one keeping me afloat right now, it's not exactly equitable-">Meadow peered at her curiously.>"That's not how I see it Anon, you're helping me with my passion and I'm helping you to learn new skills, it's not just a job! I mean, I see where you're coming from..">"Sometimes when the girls and I get together it feels like it's just business. Or even.. like we're rivals. Especially when we're consulting with town hall.">Right. The other flower mares. Boss talks about them from time to time but that's the first time she's called them rivals. That wasn't really a good sign.>"You're different though! When I asked why you were interested in flowers you said they make the world a brighter place. Now you're like my cool side-kick!">Side-kick huh? Then maybe..>"I wanna do it together! You're helping me, I wanna help you too! You need a friend, so we're friends, okay?>There was no denying it, Anonmare's silly smile and the warm feeling in her chest were her answer."Okay. Thanks Meadow. Maybe.. it'll be fun. Getting married.. I saw how excited you got.">Boss was nodding her head vigorously.>"It will be! We'll make it fun! Do you have any ideas for what you want to do for it?">A Canterlot Wedding came to mind immediately. This was dumb, yes, she wasn't a princess- but fuck it!"I might have an idea. I've never planned anything like this before though, what about you?">"Not events, no..">Think Anon, THINK."What about Tea Touché? She did the little party for me and Mr Anon.">Meadow rubbed her chin thoughtfully.>"Yeah.. maybe! She's done some stuff for town hall too, and she knows most everypony.""Do you think she'll help?">"There's only one way to find out! How about we go see her tomorrow morning?""Okay, deal.">Anonmare picked up her drink and finished it off, satisfied.>This was kind of crazy, but it was better than lingering without knowing her next move.>With renewed vigour she hopped off the couch, Meadow rising to join her.>The two of them shared a grin and Anon felt just the tiniest spark of magic.>Before she could move past, Meadow locked her into a hug, rubbing her face against her before letting go.>"Hehe, you good now?""Heh, better than I've ever been actually.">All that was left was to finish up the day here and head home.
>>42592654Will Ms. Anon and Mr. Anon have sex at home? Or only after the marriage?
>>42586600Cutie Map sends Twilight and her friends on a journey to try and befriend them, bring them into the 'cult of harmony', goes about as well as you'd expect.
>>42592730>"Hello everypony, I am Twilight Sparkle Princess of Friend-">"Not cannon!" "Shut up, Purple Smart!" "Worst Pony!"> One of the green fillies immediately tries to violate Rainbow Dash.
>>42592690Very forward of you to ask! I suppose we'll find out.
>>42592597Custody papers
>>42591744F for anonmare.
>>42592730>>42592741Nah, they go there to immediately see a giant statue of Rainbow Dash. And all the anon ponies start worship her while shouting about cuming inside her.
>>42593303The rest of the area is a complete rats nest, but the statue of Rainbow? Flawless.
>>42593303>Several of the Anonpones are seen around a small stage, which has a small sign in front that reads "OP">One Anonfilly stands upon it, preaching to the rest>"Hey, you fucking retards, I have bad news. Dashie doesn't have a dick.">"CHECK AGAIN, SHE HAS A MASSIVE MARECOCK">The crowd devolves into meaningless arguments, some of which devolve further into hooffights>The filly who started the argument powerbombs a stallion from the stage>The Mane 6 look on in horrified awe>Twilight turns to the others>"Girls, I don't think we should stay here."
>>42592597custody papers like anon said and an explanation of things, i dont want to write much more but the general gist would be >Dear NAME, I'm sorry I kept you away for so long and didn't tell you, coming to terms with things was difficult enough and I got so focused on me I overlooked how it must have felt for you. which is why I'm apologising again for dropping her on you like this, she IS our daughter but at the same she isn't. she'll likely run her mouth and explain everything. I'm sorry i took you for granted and i'm sorry you'll figure out exactly what i and she are and what you've lost never even having it in the first place. I wanted a daughter too. yours sincerely princess etc.
>>42593305>>42593311> They then proceed to drag Rainbow Dash to a makeshift throne in front of the statue and start to bow to her.
>>42594224Really shows how depressing it is for anonmare for her daughter to be such a little shit.
The criminal.
>>42594793Just got an even funnier idea.> All the worshipping causes Rainbow Dash to ascend to alicornhood.> The causes the anon pones to go apeshit and go on a crusade to spread the word of their god.
>>42591744After sleeping on this, maybe it isn't the worst scenario out there.Celestia banished her sister to the moon for 1000 years, Viridian banished her daughter to Ponyville indeterminately.If she ever gets any regrets about it, she can always visit any time she wants to or end the banishment.All it would take is one genuine apology letter from the little faggot to mend the wound in the Princess' heart, too.Of course, whether she'd ever get that letter, or whether she'd feel regret about sending her away... who knows?>>42594224Thanks for writing what you did, it was a little jewel of a scene.
>>42595246the way I see it, you finally cope with being reborn right and being a completely new being and even embracing that fact only for your first kid to be exactly like you if not worse. Not a new life for you to share the first moments with, a real child that'll look up to you but some dude with a shitty attitude who after you spent months and months nurturing calls you a slur with their first words and fully means it. It'd give me a breakdown tbqh
>>42595262Surprised anonmare didn't pull a nightmare moon DESU.
>>42595408TF? I typed DESU. WTF did it autocorrect to DESU!? When I ever even typed DESU!? STUPID AUTOCORRECT!
>>42595414Desu
>>42595262Yeah okay it's pretty fucked. I just wanted to think there was maybe SOME hope for the poor mare, even years down the line. Let this be a lesson to all of you, if you get reborn in Equestria one day, be nice to your pony mom.
>>42595490just to hammer home my thought process for the delicious angst, this would give anonmare a nagging fear that ANY foal she has is just going to be another anon.
>>42594814This episode: "Rainbow Dash Accidentally Overthrows Equestria"
>>42595414newfag-kun...
>>42595497It's probably true too, and she'll be too scared to try again. She'll be left thinking she's nothing but a factory for little monsters.It hurts because she herself seems like a well adjusted anon who really didn't deserve this.Her joy, wonder and excitement snuffed out just like that. It's unbearable.But damn the painful stories are compelling. Afraid if I make mine too feels-goodsy it won't be very interesting but I don't think I have the heart to make it that grim. I want Anonmare to actually win.As Anon said early in the thread, we need more successful and joyful Anonmares. I can do that.
>>42595720go for it anon, nothing wrong with trying
>>42595523LMAO
What would Billy look like as a mare?
>>42596252But all I did was abbreviate to be honest.
desu
>>42592221Part 2
>>42592221>>42596838I would pull those panties down with my mouth
>>42596838>>42592221UnfI wanna rim her smelly green ponut
>>42597324Billy.
>>42598353She's above average pony intelligence. Most can't figure it out.
>>42597699Now have Anon try this on Chrissy...
>>42598440> Anon was never heard from again.
>>42598590Sounds accurate.
So what's a general good ending for Anonmare compared to the general bad one of her being the apex failed adult?
>>42587688Poor Anonmare, she looks like she's been raped.
>>42600601marrying me and wearing a maid outfit around the house
>>42600666Possibly even twice
>>42600601>What's a good ending for Anon Mare?Selling wrapped up Poison Joke bouquets to sell to ponies wanting to get back at exes. Not sure how much Bits it would make overall, but that'd be hilarious.
>>42600666she was satan
>>42600601Having friends she can share her interests with, a loving partner who cares about her and a family and home she can be proud of.
>>42595720its this tasty little drawback>You're finally over the whole oh god im a horse tranny thing>You have your first foal go all in on being maternal, embracing your new life>the baby you thought you were gonna nurture and love is just some post-ironic edgelord who genuinely despises you and doesn't appreciate he's got a whole new life because he got here with all his baggage and memories I imagine the thought could cross her mind that her foal might be like her but the reality of it was too much to stomach. Reallu theres nothing wrong with remembering your previous life, anonmare does. But in all these isekai/transformation/rebirth whatever stories i just imagine how it would hurt the parents to learn their kid sees them as little more than a respawn point, in your mind your parents are your first ones while they were expecting a genuine child instead they get an adult masquerading as a kid robbing them and you of a true chance for a whole new life because you're still attatched to the old one.
>>42595262>but some dude with a shitty attitude who after you spent months and months nurturing calls you a slur with their first words and fully means itUnironically, that would be funny asf
>>42601184Why?
>>42602604It made Fil, he has reason to be aghast
>>42603188Soon Fil will grow up and become another Anonmare, she will be raped and another Fil will be born, perpetuating the cycle of violence.
>>42603205I think it's 50/50 that she'd be the one doing the raping
>>42528097Wait? Does that mean if I or you become the infamous 'Anonmare' that any child we spawn will be just another shitposter? Her green cooch is the portal to Equestria all along!?
>>42604417I choose to think it only results in an anon if both an anonmare and anonstallion are the parents, but it probably is more cosmically funny if any baby that comes out of her is an anon
>>42604446Normal stallion + Anonmare = mlpol anonfoalAnonstallion + Anonmare = 4chan anonfoalMLPOL Anonstallion + Anonmare = nhnb anonfoalNHNB Anonstallion + Anonmare = Can't breed (NHNB anonponies are infertile)
>>42604739LORE!
>>42604739Why must NHNB suffer so
>>42605260I presume that anon does not like that website.
>>42596838Part 3
>>42606251Mare thighs in tight skirts are a beautiful thing
>>42592618Up next, Anon Mare becomes a chiropractor...
>>42607136MR. ADVERTISER GET DOWN!!
>>42607136The anonponies are multiplying, also very hot.
>>42607145>>42607467TF happened here?
>>42606251Full image?
nah
>>42592654>The road out past the edge of town was pretty quiet, with most ponies settling in for the evening and only a few having reason to come out this way.>Behind her the sun was descending, peeking out over the silhouette that was a medley of rooftops and painting the sky in brilliantly warm hues.>And before her the moon was ascending, bringing with it a multitude of glittering stars and bathing the countryside in a soft ethereal twilight.>The air was still, like it had paused to respect the passage of night and day.>Every dusk was like this so far. How much was natural? How much did the two sisters craft?>She stared across fields serene, past the slowly turning windmill in the distance and the orange orchards beyond.>The mare in the moon stared back at her."Hey Luna. Sorry. It's incredible you know? Thank you. Wish I could tell you that it means more than you realise.">She stopped when she got to the dirt path leading up to her and Anon's cottage.>An older stallion wearing a classy western hat overtook her at a relaxed pace, his pulled wagon trundling along with him.>"Evening miss.""Evening. Have a good night.">He tipped his hat and carried on.>Anonmare turned and made her way up through the yard.>There was light coming from the little front window, so Anonstallion was definitely in there."Alright.. coming inside.">She pulled the door open, backed herself inside and pulled the door shut again.>Home sweet home. Single story, one main room which was a kitchen and living room with a fireplace. Two bedrooms, one bathroom, utility/storage room in the back.>There he was, propping himself up on the couch before scrambling onto his hooves.>"H-Hey Anon, welcome back.">Anonmare came up to him. He looked a little nervous, way more wary than she'd left him."Heya buddy.. you miss me?">She gave him a smile to show she was okay. That seemed to settle him down.>"I did actually.. um, I picked up dinner, and I lit the boiler, I thought that after today you might want time to unwind.""Yeah that would be nice, thanks. Let's see what you've got. Just gimme a sec."
>>42608686>She dipped into her room to ditch her stuff, when she emerged Anon was already unpacking a paper bag on the kitchen table.>"I already ate so the rest is for you..">'Mare pulled up a seat and gave him a hoof. Immediately she caught the scent of frying oil.>A hayburger, hay fries, onion rings in the shape of horseshoes and battered nuggies made from grilling cheese."The diner huh? Didn't know you wanted me fatter. Not bad though.">Anonstallion rolled his eyes and sat with her.>"You're fine the way you are Nonny, I'm not asking you to go piggy twiggy on me.""Hah. You sure you wouldn't like that?">"I thought you hated the stereotype.""Point taken.">Anon leaned on the table and idly watched her as she took a bite of the burger. Already cold, and she got ketchup on her chin."Wow buddy- it's not even warm. You really know how to treat your soon to be wife.">His ears drooped. She was trying to be playful but that may have come off a little poorly.>"Ugh.. I'm sorry, I fucked up the timing coming home early. I'll do better-""Woah woah take it easy Anon, it's OK. You don't have to stress out about this stuff just because..">"..you're my marefriend now. Yes, I do. I owe it to you to be better-""I like you the way you are faggot.">"S-Still. I'll.. learn to cook and...">He trailed off while she ate. The idiot did not need to be worrying like this, it tasted fine. The memories she got of eating leftover fast food were almost wholesome, even. Almost.>This is what she had been afraid of though. Their dynamic was out of whack because he wasn't thinking of her as a friend anymore.>Joking about it probably didn't help, but she had spent enough time brooding as is."Sure you don't want some? Kinda weird eating by myself here.">He passed her a napkin from the bag and took a nuggie."Hey no, not those! Take some fries or something geez.">The faggot smiled a little and followed her suggestion. He clearly wasn't hungry, the fries he ended up nibbling were more of a token gesture, but it still made her feel less awkward.>Those fucking nuggies though, cullinary divinity. Who the fuck needs meat when you have these things.
As a side note, it looks like the pruning vaporised almost all the replies I've gotten for my writing in this thread so far. Just you Twi and Glimmy 'nons comments left.Now I don't know how much of it was even real, pretty crazy. Oh well, onwards we go.
>>42608752Enjoying the green so far and hope you keep it going I'm too invested in this relationship for it to not get an ending
>>42608752I just read your green anon. I like it.
>>42608752You're doing great. I hope those faggots have sex at some point.
>>42608813It'll get an ending, I already have it vaguely planned what I want to do, it's just a matter of getting there.>>42608831Hiraeth eh? Yeah that's what I feel when I try to imagine and describe how nice Equestria must feel. Nice word Anon.>>42608875They might even kiss. Who knows?
>>42608911Kek
>>42605860Keeps it slow and cozy, I suppose.
>>42608752im lurking this thread, i'll just drop to let you know that I like your green.
>>42608752Thanks for another green fag!For real though enjoying your work
>>42610507very smol
>>42610715For you.
>>42607843A very saucy pic was posted
>>42611866T'was hot indeed.
bomp
