Anonmare ThreadPrevious: >>42524510Greens:https://ponepaste.org/11227https://ponepaste.org/11309
Hopefully this one is more active than the last one. The last one wasn't nearly as active as it normally is.
>>42528097>grown up fillynot going to get much traction on the pedophile board
>>42528097Your writefags have abandoned you, give up all hope and let this thread die.
>>42528125Never!
>>42528153(you)
>>42528129Hey Anon, not gonna make excuses, just sorry I didn't get part 2 started quick enough.>thread dies againBetter just let it go at this point.Farewell sweet anon mare, until we meet again.
We need more successful and joyful AnonmaresWeird how Anon (guy) is a cool and good looking dude but Anonmare is a failgirl
What is Anonmare? Who is Anonmare? Where is Anonmare? Why is Anonmare? When is Anonmare?
>>42528733Oof. Farewell I guess. lol
>>42528743Because Anon is cool on Equestria but failguy in our reality. So anonpone is failure in Equestria but cool in our reality.
>>42529066>whatA mare, formerly Anonymous>who(You)>whereEquestria>whyBecause you touch yourself at night>whenNow
>>42528097Honestly, this thread could be melded with the Anonfilly thread. It makes more sense to have them both exist as one than two separate ones.Anonmare is just an extension of anonfilly (literally the same concept, but anonmare becomes a mare upon transforming, not a filly).
>>42529551Yeah, but that's something that'll have to be taken up with whoever are the people who run the anon filly thread. I have no power there.
>>42528125This. the general already 41%d as predicted
>>42529630I can ask for you, anon.
>>42529551You mean it can merge with PTFG which actually has dozens of anonmare stories already.
>>42529551You could combine this, anonfilly, and anonstallion threads into an Autistic Pony Family Thread, but having three makes life more difficult for frogposters trying to slide the threads off the board, and making life difficult for frogposters is always worthwhile.
World Walker arc when?
>>42528097this is anthro
>>42529551I always interpreted Anonmare as being the inevitable grown up fail version of Anonfilly, different kinds of things going on with her
>>42530148if only it's futa as well.
>>42528097Anonmare is just Jargon Scott's first step from drawing ponies into drawing naked goblins like his brother and lover, TJPones did, that fucker doesn't even draw EQG anymore, just naked goblins
>>42529551The anons from the anonfilly thread raise good points.>people here want filly anon not mare anon.>this is the same character, but a completely different archetype than what you're looking for>i like anonmare i kinda dont care about all the other characters she often comes attached to>The anonstallion thread is separate because it's something very much in-between anonfilly and /ptfg/, as in, anons who want to self-insert as the pony but want to remain anonpony and straight, so /ptfg/ is too gay and anonfilly is either not self-inserty enough or also too gay. Anonmare has no such niche.I don't think merging is the answer here, the anonmare thread needs its own identity.What is it about anonmare that appeals to you anon? What does she represent? Why are we here and not just chilling with the anonfillies and anonstallions?>>42529798To me, this is the ideal anonmare. Her stallion and filly need her. Without their anonmare they are incomplete. Without them, she is alone.
>>42531244> What is it about anonmare that appeals to you anon? What does she represent?Similar to anon filly, but more adult and mature since she's a full grown mare and not a filly. As well how she has to deal with things like stallions hitting on her, heat season, and other mare problems. lol
POV: 5 seconds before anonmare starts existing.
>>42531244>To me, this is the ideal anonmare. Her stallion and filly need her. Without their anonmare they are incomplete. Without them, she is alone.I love this. Very well said.
>>42528097I like the idea of Anonmare, because I could be an Anonstallion and exercise my rapey fantasies on her and not feel guilty afterwards because she's not a real mare, but just another faggot from this board.
Mare!
>>42531772>anonmare as defined by having mare problemsWell, you're not wrong. Of the three anonponies, anonmares can get pregnant. The first ponepaste in the OP- with Daybreaker and with Anon becoming a MILF- features that and it's pretty fun.The fact that Anon-come-Anonmare was offered up as a sacrificial lamb to end the crisis, you can definitely say that anonmares have mare problems.But part of it is overcoming those problems, anonmares struggle on in spite of adversity- some succeed while others lay broken.You could say anonmare represents perseverance when faced with an unreasonable situation.>>42534126>anonmare as a moral loophole for >rapeAdd that to the list of anonmare mare problems I guess. Just try to go easy on the poor mare Twirapist, geez.
>>42534508Don't worry, anonmare's whole existence is struggle and suffering!
I like anonmare over anonfilly cause anonfilly gets a free pass to be a little shit. Anonmare has to live with the consequences, like having to live with twiggles cause she burnt the castle down by accident, or having to have a 9 to 5 cause she ain't getting her stuff paid for (she's a grown ass mare).Also, cute anonmare job shenannigans, like OP's anonmare lawyer, or >>42534131. Those shenannigans don't work with anonfilly, she's for all intents and purposes a child again, nobody is hiring a child, even if she's actually a 40 year old vampire fagget from the basket weaving forums.
>>42528097"Hi, I'm Anonmare.Did you know that you have rights? The constitutions ays you do, and so do I. I believe that until proven innocent, every stallion, mare and filly deserves a settlement from Princess Twilight.And that's why I fight for you, Ponyville!" -Better Call Anonmare LLC
>>42534713Based.
>>42534721Anon is determined to get revenge on Twilight for turning them into a mare.
>>42534713>>42534721>anonmare as defined by her contribution to societyNow we're getting somewhere. While anonfillies are patronised and looked down upon (literally), anonmares stand as equals in mare society. Outside of Equestria, anonmares are in a much more difficult position however, as reliant on their human anons as anonfilly is because who is going to hire a small talking horse regardless of maturity?One could argue anonstallions can also contribute to pony society, or in the case of the anonstallion thread right now, ruling it as a super saiyan alicorn. It's cute I admit, but a prince being in charge?>anonmare as defined by her mundanityIs being the humble mare key to anonmare's archetype? Is not being special what makes her special?>>42534902>anonmare as defined by escapism
>>42534508>Just try to go easy on the poor marIt depends on what kind of Anon she was before. If she happens to be GollyFag or the guy who calls Twily threads slides, then there will be no mercy.
>>42535122Golly!
>>42528097Where's her cock?
>>42535264Up your ass.
>>42536149lmao
Did you guys see this yet???Why am I the first one posting about Anonmare's appearance in the mare fair opening ceremonies?
>>42538911Hell yeah!
Bump.
>>42538911Imagine the smell
>>42538911>>42540035Smells like victory, and a hint of angst perhaps.
>>42538911lovely
>>42540476
>>42538911>>42540600She's so hot
>>42541100Anonmare superiority.
>>42540600Very niice!
>>42528097She's cute.
>>42542344indeed
>>42540600MAKE HER MORE HAPPY!
>>42543652no >:)
>>42543652Wish I could Anon, but these are just taken from the mare fair 2025 opening animation.She stars from 1:38 to 2:08, a whole 30 seconds of glory.She's depicted as unclean, lonely and aggressive (to comedic effect).I still can't get over the fact that she was voiced by BGM. He did a pretty good job I think.
>>42544214The pinnacle of the sigma mare.
>>42544635indeed
>>42528097Is she a lawyer?
>>42546304Of course, just a off-license one at that.
>>42546659good enough!
>>42544214She's gross
>>42547511So she's absolutely perfect.
>>42547511Just like you!
>>42547511She needs some self care, yes.Other anonmares are available (hopefully).
>>42548159How can we help her recover?
>>42548740with hopes and prayers
>>42549184Just like real politicians!
Copied from the anonfilly thread: >>42544535Anonfilly feat abusive Twilight fan ending: All grown up/Broken> Be anonmare, formerly anonfilly.> Currently staring at yourself in the mirror. You can barely recognize yourself.> Feeling your neck, where the collar once was. Since your an adult now, mom can't keep the accursed collar on you.> Mom... You can't believe you call her that now. Guess she did manage to break you.> You're not even sure if you actually were once human anymore, or if it was actually just a delusion.> You begin to cry. You're not sure who you are anymore, let alone what you're going to do with your life now that you're grown up.> You love your mom yet you hate her too. You also hate yourself. Your mind is a mess of emotions.> You hate all the cruel things she did to you when you were younger. You hate all the cruel things you did to others just to spite her.> Punching the mirror with your hoof, you let out a scream as the mirror shatters.> At least you have your girlfriend Aryanne. Mom may not like her, but she can't stop you from dating her. Not anymore.> Perhaps going on a date with her will cheer you up.Fin.
>>42549657Pretty gud.
Anyone happen to have a pic of the Anon Mare booty mouse pad that was sold at Mare Fair? They were sold out and as far as I was aware there was no preview of it.
>>42549657Did Twily rape her when she was a filly?
>>42548132I take two showers a day>>42548159Anonstallion can fix her
>>42550253Read the green anonfilly fear abusive Twilight.
>>42550278Here's the link.https://ponepaste.org/3123
>>42550300ooo nice
>>42550119That's a good booty, also I don't have any pics, sadly.
>>42548159Is that drink she has good?
>>42551691nah
>>42552209Do you not like tropical drinks?
>>42542086>>42551376Artism Anon delivered and it's amazing! Go say thanks for the cute anon mares!
>>42552932Based.
It's still youDespite everything, it's still you
>>42529551Better to keep them separate imo, unless making a thread specifically for shenanigans involving the two of them.
>>42553241I got that reference
>>42553241=)
>>42553330no ;(
>>42554332sad!
>>42555125Indeed.
>>42548740I think she needs friends. Which mares would be good friends for anonmare and why?
>>42550119I can get ya a pic of it when I get home
>>42556780Derpy, Applejack, Autumn Blaze are all good as friends for Anonmare. 1) Derpy for maximum autistic cuteness, responsibilities of parenting/work, and muffins to share. 2) AJ for her straightforwardness and dependability, while giving Anonmare a stable income as farmworker. 3) Autumn Blaze for her scene looking at that rainbow and talking about the interconnectedness of everything, could help Anonmare feel better about her past life and this one. Plus Nirik spiciness to keep things interesting (and show Anonmare a mirror reflection potentially if her own aggression is out of hoof).
>>42552932>"Worst Equestria"because Anonmares have become the new princesses?
>>42557215Quality answer, thank you Anon! The thought of Derpy helping Anonmare with being a mom is incredibly cute.Hard honest work with AJ would definitely do Anonmare a lot of good I think.Anonmare going too far and triggering Nirik Autumn Blaze might be enough to snap some sense into her, nothing like a few burns to make you reflect on life huh?>>42557444Because Golden Oaks was destroyed. That's my interpretation anyway. The fact the artist drew the library in the background of the thought-bubble says it all really.
>>42558106That's a lot of spaghetti!
>>42557524Thanks! And that makes sense
>>42558106lol
>>42558106>Meatballs spotted. Ponies eating meat.
>>42558371Don't spill it!
>>42553330mfw person in front of me snags the last cookie
>>42559412Shit wrong post>>42553241
>>42559344>anon obsesses over balls againThey eat meat. It's not every day, but they do. For special occasions (or visiting gods) they serve things like ham sandwiches.
>>42559344Ponies can eat chicks, so I don't see what's wrong with that.
>>42561045humans can eat toadstools, doesn't mean they should
>>42558106Do you think she'd be okay with us brushing her mane? I mean all of us all at once. I think she needs it.
>>42561388I mean it seems like she reached a point in her life that she doesn't care anymore. go for it!
>>42557444The text is purple.
>>42557444They're both in Princess Twi's Equestria and that's her talking.
>>42562272ahh k
>>42561362But what if I did? Would I live?
>>42563152it would be extremely painful
>>42563412>>42563412>>42563412>>425634124u
Growing up...With the bottle? Or without the bottle?
>>42564750Huh?
>>42564986GROWING UP!!!WITH THE BOTTLE!? OR WITHOUT THE BOTTLE!?
>>42529798I would love to see what antics these three get up to!
>>42561388>Do you think she'd be okay with us brushing her mane?Anonmare shaves head bald and serves Hair_Cake.jpg for dinner.
>>42564750With the bottle, get to it young!
>>42565099If you haven't seen the green from the last family thread you should give it a read, here.https://ponepaste.org/11239If you have seen it already, we're in the same boat friend.This thread might see something too, soon... I hope.
>>42565352We're all hopin, 'Nonny.
>>42566022Long way from town to hope for such things, hmm?
>>42567022of emone?
>>42565072Huh?
>>42568229Is anyone else smelling this rotten odor?
>>42568227>GROWING UP!!!>WITH THE BOTTLE!? OR WITHOUT THE BOTTLE!?
>>42568229cute
>>42568247What's the bottle?
>>42568869Memory potion of other Anons past human lives.
>>42569162Whew, nice.
>>42569162>"See these eyebrows, Anon? I've been raising them since they were little. Now they're all grown up like me!"
>>42569021Why though?
If you were an anonmare, what would your favourite type of flower or leafy plant be?
>>42572515YOUR MOM!
>>42528447Hey, look! I’m spinning!
>>42569162I dub thee “Wall of Text”
>>42574050it's too late, its over...
Anonmare is fat.
>>42574678and round, unf
Continuing from part 1 (https://ponepaste.org/11309)>Love together. Live, laugh, play and build the world you want to see.>The words ran through Anonmare's head again and again as she moved from street to street.>Living, laughing, playing, building.. together. That was the plan.>That had always been the plan.>With him, but not necessarily just with him. With everypony. That's what it meant, right?>Yet as the distance between her and Anonstallion increased, her confidence started to wane.>There was that little voice in her head screaming at her for choosing to become a stallion's bitch.>While she had regained her stride, she was feeling more drained than she would have expected.>Defeated.>She had broken her own resistance to the thought of loving Anon in a single afternoon.>It happened so quickly, pressed for a decision, the words just kind of came out.>And she meant it, she KNEW she meant it.>This is what she wanted, apparently.>But up until today she hadn't been interested in him like that.>Not romantically, not sexually, just kind of living in the moment with him, enjoying it.>Now, she was going to have to touch his dick at some point and carry his foals or whatever.>That's what was going to happen, and SHE was the architect of it.>It didn't NEED to be part of the plan, so why do this to herself? WHY?>No answer.>The other half of her mind was deciding to ghost her suddenly.>Anonmare glanced around at the ponies she was passing.>Whether on hoof or gliding and whisking through the air, life carried on.>Everything was so normal, so peaceful, around her, outside of her.>Just trust yourself, you know what you're doing.>...Did she? Really?>Her mind shifted to the image of Anonstallion just sitting there in the grass as she had walked away.>Okay.>She was doing it for him, because she wanted to see him happy.>He could still live the dream, and she still had her new life anyway, none of this was going to stop her.>She was committed to her boss and would offer up what she could to her new home.>Anon was right, she was a part of this now- they were a part of it.>It was just going to get a little weird. Already weird, actually, but regardless.>Just focus.
>>42575205>She was at the small plaza in front of her workplace.>A square paved with lots of earthy red clay tiles, many of which had little white stars painted on them.>Looming grandly in the center was a great oak tree whose roots twisted through the slope of exposed soil piled beneath it.>As time passed tiles would get dislodged by the big guy's growth and have to be removed.>One of the more important residents of the town- one of its living hearts, according to some of the old ponies.>It had soul and every time she saw it, it reminded her that they needed to arrange a trip to Ponyville.>A couple foals were circling the trunk, hopping over roots while their respective mothers chatted.>The mares smiled and waved when they spotted Anonmare passing and she returned the gesture, keeping a polite distance.>Two other mares were sitting on a bench having ice-cream.>Something Anon and her did pretty often too, as friends, now- it would be the same wouldn't it?>She stifled the thought before it could fester into something else. It WOULD be the same.>There was a unicorn 'juggling' painted balls in patterns through the air.>Magic, the most basic kind, but with keen coordination and an elegant flow.>Even after seeing this a bunch of times now, it was still pretty novel."Keep it up dude, you got a gift, don't just stop at levitation.">The unicorn maintained his concentration, but she saw the twinkle in his eye as she passed.>"Thanks miss.. Anon?""Mhm. Let me know when you're doing your first show, yeah?">He chuckled. "It could be a while. All the best teachers are in Canterlot.">She felt a twinge of sympathy, but knew he'd be fine. Folks here were good.>In front of her was the place, nestled between its neighbours with a big wooden sign brightly illustrated with little cartoon hearts and flowers.>There was a graphic of the boss herself in the lower right corner, not exactly sunbeaming, but it had that energy.>That might have been part of the reason she was drawn to check this place before anywhere else when looking for a job.>It felt optimistic, light-hearted- a lot like the flowerboss herself.>To curate life, to the delight of other ponies, her and the boss gelled on that front. They were on a mission.>Maybe it was cope, or something else, who cares.>All she had on her ass was a question mark to guide her destiny, the rest she had to do herself.
>>42575212>Anonmare pushed open the door and stepped inside, the little attached bell dingling to announce her arrival.>Sweet Meadow flower shop. More of a horticulturalist's base of operations really. The upstairs was Meadow Sweet's home.>Yeah she just reversed her own name for the shop. Or well, it was more a reference to the homestead she grew up on."It's me! I'm here.">"One moment!".>Her boss called out from the back room as Anonmare dropped her bags off behind the front counter, hooves softly thunking as she crossed the wooden floor.>The shop was scattered with glazed ceramic pots each brimming with its own species of flora.>There was a rack with pre-made bouquets. They were edible. It was funny when she'd first shown Anon. They'd tried grass too, also funny.>Then there were the rows and columns of small drawers with little stickers on them, filled with seeds.>Unfilled paper packets, instructional pamphlets, glass bottles of weird plant elixirs..>Boss said not to worry about those, they were a crutch Anonmare wouldn't need.>A few vines were growing up the wall and snaking across the supports on the ceiling.>And of course there was her boss' bonsai on the table by the front window, snugly in the corner. For aesthetics.>"Heya Anon! You were gone kinda long today, I was starting to worry a little!">Anonmare turned around as the earth pony mare trotted over."Hey Meadow. Sorry, it.. yeah, it was uh..">Meadow's brow furrowed as she put her hooves on Anonmare's face.>What the fuck, this was the second time today somepony was grabbing her head.>And it was her cute boss. She could feel her cheeks getting hot. So much for having any dignity.>"You look tired, are you okay? Are you feeling sick?">The mare was touching her forehead trying to check her temperature."Nnno, I'm fine, really, it's nothing like that. Mr Anon and I are getting married-">Meadow let go of Anonmare's face and stared at her, eyes wide with amazement.>"Oh my gosh, Anon.. do you.. do you know what this means??""Uhh.. haha, well-">"Eeeee! Anon! It means we're gonna need flowers! Flowers for the wedding!">What. Oh shit. She had assumed they would just be signing some piece of paper or something.>Her boss was doing a little dance on her hoof tippies in excitement.>Fuck, of course there had to be a proper wedding.
>>42564750I'm going to ignore whatever in-joke you're referencing and assume it's liquor.
>>42576023Probably is about formula versus being breastfed.
>>42576023>>42576242There is no in-joke.It was just some alcoholic rambling.
>>42575138and smelly
>>42576825Delete this shit.
>>42576734Fat, round, and smelly. The pinnacle of anonmare.
>>42575228Kino sequel.
>>42575228>Meadow must have noticed 'Mare's dumbstruck expression because she quickly calmed herself.>"Sorry, you must be overwhelmed, let's sit upstairs, I wanna hear about it alrighty?""What about work-?">"This IS work! C'mon!">The boss gave her a reassuring smile and slipped back through the arch leading to the back room, Anonmare in tow.>Sure, alright, just roll with it. Not like she was hoping the rest of the day would go normal.>Meadow practically hopped up the spiral staircase two steps at a time.>For Anonmare it was like ascending Sombra's stairs.>Get it together. Maybe talking to somepony else was what she needed, somepony other than 'Mr Anon'.>Once she made it up she was directed to the couch.>"Juice?""Sure..">Anonmare made herself comfortable while Meadow started splitting and squeezing oranges at her kitchenette.>Oranges. She was in orange country, which was its own level of disconcerting.>After a minute Meadow had a glass filled and carried over on a little tray which she set down on the coffee table.>The mare nudged the glass towards Anon before pulling up a cushion and sitting on the floor facing her.>"Soooo?">Lifting the glass with both hooves Anonmare took a long heavy drink.>She stopped to catch her breath and set the glass down."He proposed during my lunchbreak.">Meadow was nodding.>"It must have been pretty emotional..">Not for the reason you're probably thinking, boss."It was kind of a surprise, I don't think I was ready, he kind of just sprung it on me..">"But you said yes, right?""..Yeah, I did.">Her bossmare was fidgetting with barely contained glee.>"It's so cute! I'm happy for you Anon! Even if it must be kinda scary diving in like that.""Mmm."
>>42577647Good
>>42572515>favourite type of flower or leafy plant as Anon Mare?Peppermint.
>>42577263Eat your greens and raise your celery.
Mare.
>>42579780slappable barrel
>>42579783>slappable barrelBarrel gives you a hug. Then a slap.
>>42580308Needs a good slap or two to the belli.
>>42580313>>42579783>>42579977Jiggly belly. Chubby mare.
>>42538911>>42540600>>42544214>>42569162I want to make that mascara run so much
>>42580523What would you do?
>>42580528Make her tear up,Make her sweat,Get the pillow stained,Get it smeared on the bed
>>42580635Yeah, but /how/?Details, filly! I need details!
>>42580653By FUCKING her, Anon! By F̴̺̜̓͐U̶͜͝C̵̘̀K̶̡͓̎Ḭ̶̄Ǹ̸̖G̴͕̈́̌ her while holding her hoof! By F̵̡͎͎̠̩͈̟̺̱͚̘͍̬̉̈́̓͆̕U̷̳̫̦͖̯̥̩͖̓͌̀̓̈́͊͒̃͊̏͗͘͝͝͠ͅͅĆ̶̢͈͇̮̘͈̭̼͎̺̬̓̈́̌͝K̵̢̰̜̯̞͚͇̻̘͔̪̙͈̤͂̒̽̽̇̈́̈́̿I̵̟̯̦̜̭̟̫̜̔͌̓Ņ̷̢̘͖̤̟̮͓̘͓̺̻̔̄̽͗̉̿͑̿̿̄̎́̀̌̕̕̕ͅͅǴ̴̡̨̗͓͇̙̐͗̑̾͋́́̄͝ͅ her while kissing her neck! By H̶̛̙̩̤̘̀̌̀̏͑̌̂͑͋̽͊͂͆̍͛̈́̇̔͂̈̔͘͘̕̚͠͝͝Ǫ̶̨̨̨̩̠̙̣̦̥̦͎̜̬̞̼͎̘̝̭͈̦̯̥̥͔̦̺̹̋͛̿L̸̞̥͙͉̣̪̤̣͕̟̹͔͓͍̳͇̙͍͔̫͕̘̄͋ͅD̸̛͎͓̱̪͕̤͓̭͆̽͗̊̈́̋͒̋͒̇̈́̒́̈́͋̈́̇̎̚͘͘͝I̸͎͎̱̙̩̙̿̉͌̆̑̆͊̍̓́̊̓̄̀́͒̚̕͝Ñ̴̯͛̿́̽̈̌͒Ģ̴̨̛̝̥̠̻̰̥̱̼̺͂̈́̏͋̑̈́͆́͋͊́̒̂̃̏̑̉̊̀̑̀̐͗̈́͊͘̚͝͝ͅ ̵̨̢̢̛̙͍̞̱̻̞̜̩͔͓̮͙̞̭̫͙̱̘̩̥̋̈́̿̓̀̀̋̓͛͌̂̔̍̊̍̿̓̎̐̋̓̀̾͋̏̕̚͜͠͠ her in my arms when we're done and telling her she's enough for me!
>>42580696Are you sure?
>>42580696Fucking unf. That's what I call passion. You're the Anon that Anonmare deserves. I bow to you sir.
>>42580696Wish granted, but you're the Anonmare.Bend over.
>>42580787LMAO
>>42580787You think I'm not that brave!? Get over here and emotionally fulfill me, you double faggot!
>>42580901God fucking DAMMIT you FAGGOT, I'm going to LOVINGLY RAPE YOU and SNUGGLE AFTER
>>42580901ok but I'm making you shower
>>42569162MOMMY
>>42528097Morning vibes.
>>42581527You're coming in there with me then
>>42577647>Anonmare's thoughts were starting to slide out of focus. Say something idiot.>But Meadow read the mood and got there first.>"Do you like him? He didn't coerce you or anything did he?">'Mare felt her face flush, despite the boss' real concern, her pride was being threatened."There's no way I'd let that f- ah.. Mr Anon, or anypony else, take advantage of me Meadow. You don't need to worry about that, I'm a strong mare.">The boss gave her a small smile like she believed it."And besides, I don't believe for a second that he'd be capable of that. He's a good guy, hopeless even, he.. needs me.">"Hehe, you only ever have nice things to say about him. That's why this is so exciting! You're finally doing it!">Anon frowned. Has her boss been shipping her?"We haven't even been here that long, I'd hardly use the word 'finally'.">Seriously, Meadow looked like she just couldn't help herself.>"Ponies have been talking! They say you two look adorable together!">Was the whole town in on it? Was she the only one who hadn't seen it like that??"Boss! We haven't been a couple! Not until today.">Meadow stared at her, trying to process.>"Oh.. ohhhh.. I think I get it. Wow Anon.">The boss' smile grew a little despite the realisation. It was warm, apologetic.>"You're in way over your head aren't you?">Anonmare shrugged and ran her hoof along the edge of the low table."That's putting it lightly. I don't think I can do this on my own. I need help. I need a friend.">Meadow was glowing the moment she said that.>"Anon.. I can be your friend."
>>42528097I want to>rapeanonmare
>>42584067I want to rub her tummy
>>42581209There's no balls touching so it couldn't have been homo in the first place
>>42584379
>>42585547cutie patootie
>>42585547this is a dude in a mare's body
i made you a gift /anonmare/
>>42585770I love her so much and I love you Anon thank you she's beautiful!
>>42585798i picked luna's jewellery color because it looked like the blueboard colors to me
>>42585770Princess of Autism
>>42585815That was a nice choice! I like that the regalia isn't overly gaudy either.She's regal in a humble way, she's perfect!She looks like she has a pure and balanced heart, a worthy princess.
>>42585770Based. Love seeing your stuff in the various anonpony threads
>>42586119one day i'll finish that beach episode piece with like a dozen of the cunts
>>42585770All of the guards are her kids
>>42586421I want to be Anonstallion and guard and protect Princess Anonmare's magical realm of anonponies.
>>42586459>Reach Equestria>Its just anonponies.>every single one is anon>Anonmom is the biggest and her mane flows so shes in charge
>>42586482> "I'm da biggest, so I'm da boss! WAAGGHH!"
>>42586530>Further Investigation on the Equus Sapien Fagolis, Researcher's note 04>Although seemingly identical in physiology to the common Earth Pony (Equus Sapien Terra), they lack the expected Equestrian Magic.>Instead, they possess a wholly different phenomena not unlike Chaos Magic[ADDENDUM] Consulting the only known user of Chaos Magic, the phenomena is completely unrelated and any insinuation that it is is reportedly "an insult to the art of chaos." This was followed by threats of being turned into a shoe.>This phenomena, dubbed "Meme Magic" by the subjects, manifests through collective belief shaping the very fabric of reality around them>Testing has found them capable of limited levitation- provided they do not look down, manifestation of abilities through coat dyes, and unprecedented power surges when exposed to numbers with repeating digits.>Despite these only being the known ramifications of these new ponies' magics, threat to Equestria as a whole is deemed minimal, if any, due to the incredibly disorganized nature of the subjects>Argumentation is their natural state of being, to the point of seeing any two agreeing on a particular subject incites an immediate reaction of a third to take a conflicting stance regardless of previously held beliefs>Direct questioning upon this behavior is answered with "lurk more newfag," a phrase that has no known meaning. Some of my colleagues debate if this implies that they are, in fact, not sapient but merely replicate behaviors of sapience.>Some of the smaller subjects are known to say other similarly meaningless phrases, such as "mares," "nothing more pure," "do it for free" (this one specifically towards the royal guards overseeing our researches, of which are well paid for their efforts), and most confusingly a loud elongated cry not unlike some species of toad- "reeeeeeee">It is suggested not to attempt to integrate with the subject population, as they tend to either reject outsiders violently, or attempt more intimate relations with frightening speed and aggression.
>>42586600Anonpones being the pony equivalent of orks is hilarious.
>>42586600>or attempt more intimate relations with frightening speed and aggressionlmao
Anon mare maid.
Learning to use a tablet, decided to practice by drawing the anons from the family green
>>42587688checked and great work anon
>>42587688Yess! Thanks for sharing with us Anon!
>>42587688me on the left
>>42544214>>42540600>>42538911>MFW this mare made me attracted to smelly women with male voicesMY ATTRACTIONS WILL NEVER BE REAL MY LIFE IS RUINED
>>42588871women?
>>42589223Yes, WOMEN.
>Pick it the fuck up anon!
OSHA-violating bump
>>42585770>Be you>Anonmare>Officially, Princess Viridian, Alicorn of ? Will? Growth? you forget, its on your papers somewhere though>Be the second biggest horse, Celly belly stands exactly one ear's height taller than you>Thus, she is in charge>You are not a whorse, nor a skank nor a silly-filly despite what the papers say>you've only had one foal out of wedlock and you sent her ass to ponyville the moment she looked up at you and spoke her first darling words>"Fuck you marysue bitch.">The temptation to remove your downstairs entirely was quite high that night
>>42590773>could have lived in a royal castle eating cake with maid mares to tend her every need>sent away for being rude to momSelf sabotaging little faggot, I bet she feels real silly now!
>>42590773>>42591644>"I'm not your baby you faggot, this is gay, stop touching me!">"Just my luck. I was finally coming to terms with the whole species and sex swap, I was genuinely excited to meet you you little snotglob." Your so-called mother said, magic working to comb your mane>Simultaneously packing your things into a suitcase>"I thought hey, one drunken night of fun, so what, then I felt your stupid ass kick and thought y'know what. I'm gonna do it, I'm gonna be a mom." She goes on, ears flattening to her skull >"I didn't ask to be here and I certainly didn't ask to grow inside your mary-sue slimehole you nasty alicorn oc bit-" magic snapped your mouth shut>The 'princess' got eye level with you>Is she starting to cry?>"So when your first words were the words of some angry shitposter you can't imagine my disappointment....You're right. You're not my daughter.">With as much spite as you can muster in your glare you watch mother dearest wipe her eyes >"and you're not staying in this castle. Celestia can scream at me all she likes for this but I'm not doing it. I'm releasing you into your father's care, since hes unlike us , y'know, an actual pony, hes a nice creature. He actually wants to meet you despite what I've told him about you.">More magic wraps around you and drops you at the hooves of a royal guard whose been stood in deeply uncomfortable silence the entire time>"2 O'clock train to ponyville, take her there. Her father will be at the station holding a sign with her name on it." She took a breath then continued, calmer "Give her father these scrolls.">The guard awkardly takes them from his princess and salutes, a wing pushing you by the withers out the door.
>>42591744Poor anonicorn.
>>42591744My heart...Even with the power of a princess, Anonmare's suffering is deep. Is there no escape from this dark cycle?
Need.
>>42592221Conceptualize the fragrance
>>42592221https://voca.ro/19bzNPNnBnVT
>>42582662>Those words, they felt nice.>But.."You're my employer, is it really okay to mix work and life like that? Plus you're the one keeping me afloat right now, it's not exactly equitable-">Meadow peered at her curiously.>"That's not how I see it Anon, you're helping me with my passion and I'm helping you to learn new skills, it's not just a job! I mean, I see where you're coming from..">"Sometimes when the girls and I get together it feels like it's just business. Or even.. like we're rivals. Especially when we're consulting with town hall.">Right. The other flower mares. Boss talks about them from time to time but that's the first time she's called them rivals. That wasn't really a good sign.>"You're different though! When I asked why you were interested in flowers you said they make the world a brighter place. Now you're like my cool side-kick!">Side-kick huh? Then maybe..>"I wanna do it together! You're helping me, I wanna help you too! You need a friend, so we're friends, okay?>There was no denying it, Anonmare's silly smile and the warm feeling in her chest were her answer."Okay. Thanks Meadow. Maybe.. it'll be fun. Getting married.. I saw how excited you got.">Boss was nodding her head vigorously.>"It will be! We'll make it fun! Do you have any ideas for what you want to do for it?">A Canterlot Wedding came to mind immediately. This was dumb, yes, she wasn't a princess- but fuck it!"I might have an idea. I've never planned anything like this before though, what about you?">"Not events, no..">Think Anon, THINK."What about Tea Touché? She did the little party for me and Mr Anon.">Meadow rubbed her chin thoughtfully.>"Yeah.. maybe! She's done some stuff for town hall too, and she knows most everypony.""Do you think she'll help?">"There's only one way to find out! How about we go see her tomorrow morning?""Okay, deal.">Anonmare picked up her drink and finished it off, satisfied.>This was kind of crazy, but it was better than lingering without knowing her next move.>With renewed vigour she hopped off the couch, Meadow rising to join her.>The two of them shared a grin and Anon felt just the tiniest spark of magic.>Before she could move past, Meadow locked her into a hug, rubbing her face against her before letting go.>"Hehe, you good now?""Heh, better than I've ever been actually.">All that was left was to finish up the day here and head home.
>>42592654Will Ms. Anon and Mr. Anon have sex at home? Or only after the marriage?
>>42586600Cutie Map sends Twilight and her friends on a journey to try and befriend them, bring them into the 'cult of harmony', goes about as well as you'd expect.
>>42592730>"Hello everypony, I am Twilight Sparkle Princess of Friend-">"Not cannon!" "Shut up, Purple Smart!" "Worst Pony!"> One of the green fillies immediately tries to violate Rainbow Dash.
>>42592690Very forward of you to ask! I suppose we'll find out.
>>42592597Custody papers
>>42591744F for anonmare.
>>42592730>>42592741Nah, they go there to immediately see a giant statue of Rainbow Dash. And all the anon ponies start worship her while shouting about cuming inside her.
>>42593303The rest of the area is a complete rats nest, but the statue of Rainbow? Flawless.
>>42593303>Several of the Anonpones are seen around a small stage, which has a small sign in front that reads "OP">One Anonfilly stands upon it, preaching to the rest>"Hey, you fucking retards, I have bad news. Dashie doesn't have a dick.">"CHECK AGAIN, SHE HAS A MASSIVE MARECOCK">The crowd devolves into meaningless arguments, some of which devolve further into hooffights>The filly who started the argument powerbombs a stallion from the stage>The Mane 6 look on in horrified awe>Twilight turns to the others>"Girls, I don't think we should stay here."
>>42592597custody papers like anon said and an explanation of things, i dont want to write much more but the general gist would be >Dear NAME, I'm sorry I kept you away for so long and didn't tell you, coming to terms with things was difficult enough and I got so focused on me I overlooked how it must have felt for you. which is why I'm apologising again for dropping her on you like this, she IS our daughter but at the same she isn't. she'll likely run her mouth and explain everything. I'm sorry i took you for granted and i'm sorry you'll figure out exactly what i and she are and what you've lost never even having it in the first place. I wanted a daughter too. yours sincerely princess etc.
>>42593305>>42593311> They then proceed to drag Rainbow Dash to a makeshift throne in front of the statue and start to bow to her.
>>42594224Really shows how depressing it is for anonmare for her daughter to be such a little shit.
The criminal.
>>42594793Just got an even funnier idea.> All the worshipping causes Rainbow Dash to ascend to alicornhood.> The causes the anon pones to go apeshit and go on a crusade to spread the word of their god.
>>42591744After sleeping on this, maybe it isn't the worst scenario out there.Celestia banished her sister to the moon for 1000 years, Viridian banished her daughter to Ponyville indeterminately.If she ever gets any regrets about it, she can always visit any time she wants to or end the banishment.All it would take is one genuine apology letter from the little faggot to mend the wound in the Princess' heart, too.Of course, whether she'd ever get that letter, or whether she'd feel regret about sending her away... who knows?>>42594224Thanks for writing what you did, it was a little jewel of a scene.
>>42595246the way I see it, you finally cope with being reborn right and being a completely new being and even embracing that fact only for your first kid to be exactly like you if not worse. Not a new life for you to share the first moments with, a real child that'll look up to you but some dude with a shitty attitude who after you spent months and months nurturing calls you a slur with their first words and fully means it. It'd give me a breakdown tbqh
>>42595262Surprised anonmare didn't pull a nightmare moon DESU.
>>42595408TF? I typed DESU. WTF did it autocorrect to DESU!? When I ever even typed DESU!? STUPID AUTOCORRECT!
>>42595414Desu
>>42595262Yeah okay it's pretty fucked. I just wanted to think there was maybe SOME hope for the poor mare, even years down the line. Let this be a lesson to all of you, if you get reborn in Equestria one day, be nice to your pony mom.
>>42595490just to hammer home my thought process for the delicious angst, this would give anonmare a nagging fear that ANY foal she has is just going to be another anon.
>>42594814This episode: "Rainbow Dash Accidentally Overthrows Equestria"
>>42595414newfag-kun...
>>42595497It's probably true too, and she'll be too scared to try again. She'll be left thinking she's nothing but a factory for little monsters.It hurts because she herself seems like a well adjusted anon who really didn't deserve this.Her joy, wonder and excitement snuffed out just like that. It's unbearable.But damn the painful stories are compelling. Afraid if I make mine too feels-goodsy it won't be very interesting but I don't think I have the heart to make it that grim. I want Anonmare to actually win.As Anon said early in the thread, we need more successful and joyful Anonmares. I can do that.
>>42595720go for it anon, nothing wrong with trying
>>42595523LMAO
What would Billy look like as a mare?
>>42596252But all I did was abbreviate to be honest.
desu
>>42592221Part 2
>>42592221>>42596838I would pull those panties down with my mouth
>>42596838>>42592221UnfI wanna rim her smelly green ponut
>>42597324Billy.
>>42598353She's above average pony intelligence. Most can't figure it out.
>>42597699Now have Anon try this on Chrissy...
>>42598440> Anon was never heard from again.
>>42598590Sounds accurate.
So what's a general good ending for Anonmare compared to the general bad one of her being the apex failed adult?
>>42587688Poor Anonmare, she looks like she's been raped.
>>42600601marrying me and wearing a maid outfit around the house
>>42600666Possibly even twice
>>42600601>What's a good ending for Anon Mare?Selling wrapped up Poison Joke bouquets to sell to ponies wanting to get back at exes. Not sure how much Bits it would make overall, but that'd be hilarious.
>>42600666she was satan
>>42600601Having friends she can share her interests with, a loving partner who cares about her and a family and home she can be proud of.
>>42595720its this tasty little drawback>You're finally over the whole oh god im a horse tranny thing>You have your first foal go all in on being maternal, embracing your new life>the baby you thought you were gonna nurture and love is just some post-ironic edgelord who genuinely despises you and doesn't appreciate he's got a whole new life because he got here with all his baggage and memories I imagine the thought could cross her mind that her foal might be like her but the reality of it was too much to stomach. Reallu theres nothing wrong with remembering your previous life, anonmare does. But in all these isekai/transformation/rebirth whatever stories i just imagine how it would hurt the parents to learn their kid sees them as little more than a respawn point, in your mind your parents are your first ones while they were expecting a genuine child instead they get an adult masquerading as a kid robbing them and you of a true chance for a whole new life because you're still attatched to the old one.
>>42595262>but some dude with a shitty attitude who after you spent months and months nurturing calls you a slur with their first words and fully means itUnironically, that would be funny asf
>>42601184Why?
>>42602604It made Fil, he has reason to be aghast
>>42603188Soon Fil will grow up and become another Anonmare, she will be raped and another Fil will be born, perpetuating the cycle of violence.
>>42603205I think it's 50/50 that she'd be the one doing the raping
>>42528097Wait? Does that mean if I or you become the infamous 'Anonmare' that any child we spawn will be just another shitposter? Her green cooch is the portal to Equestria all along!?
>>42604417I choose to think it only results in an anon if both an anonmare and anonstallion are the parents, but it probably is more cosmically funny if any baby that comes out of her is an anon
>>42604446Normal stallion + Anonmare = mlpol anonfoalAnonstallion + Anonmare = 4chan anonfoalMLPOL Anonstallion + Anonmare = nhnb anonfoalNHNB Anonstallion + Anonmare = Can't breed (NHNB anonponies are infertile)
>>42604739LORE!
>>42604739Why must NHNB suffer so
>>42605260I presume that anon does not like that website.
>>42596838Part 3
>>42606251Mare thighs in tight skirts are a beautiful thing
>>42592618Up next, Anon Mare becomes a chiropractor...
>>42607136MR. ADVERTISER GET DOWN!!
>>42607136The anonponies are multiplying, also very hot.
>>42607145>>42607467TF happened here?
>>42606251Full image?
nah
>>42592654>The road out past the edge of town was pretty quiet, with most ponies settling in for the evening and only a few having reason to come out this way.>Behind her the sun was descending, peeking out over the silhouette that was a medley of rooftops and painting the sky in brilliantly warm hues.>And before her the moon was ascending, bringing with it a multitude of glittering stars and bathing the countryside in a soft ethereal twilight.>The air was still, like it had paused to respect the passage of night and day.>Every dusk was like this so far. How much was natural? How much did the two sisters craft?>She stared across fields serene, past the slowly turning windmill in the distance and the orange orchards beyond.>The mare in the moon stared back at her."Hey Luna. Sorry. It's incredible you know? Thank you. Wish I could tell you that it means more than you realise.">She stopped when she got to the dirt path leading up to her and Anon's cottage.>An older stallion wearing a classy western hat overtook her at a relaxed pace, his pulled wagon trundling along with him.>"Evening miss.""Evening. Have a good night.">He tipped his hat and carried on.>Anonmare turned and made her way up through the yard.>There was light coming from the little front window, so Anonstallion was definitely in there."Alright.. coming inside.">She pulled the door open, backed herself inside and pulled the door shut again.>Home sweet home. Single story, one main room which was a kitchen and living room with a fireplace. Two bedrooms, one bathroom, utility/storage room in the back.>There he was, propping himself up on the couch before scrambling onto his hooves.>"H-Hey Anon, welcome back.">Anonmare came up to him. He looked a little nervous, way more wary than she'd left him."Heya buddy.. you miss me?">She gave him a smile to show she was okay. That seemed to settle him down.>"I did actually.. um, I picked up dinner, and I lit the boiler, I thought that after today you might want time to unwind.""Yeah that would be nice, thanks. Let's see what you've got. Just gimme a sec."
>>42608686>She dipped into her room to ditch her stuff, when she emerged Anon was already unpacking a paper bag on the kitchen table.>"I already ate so the rest is for you..">'Mare pulled up a seat and gave him a hoof. Immediately she caught the scent of frying oil.>A hayburger, hay fries, onion rings in the shape of horseshoes and battered nuggies made from grilling cheese."The diner huh? Didn't know you wanted me fatter. Not bad though.">Anonstallion rolled his eyes and sat with her.>"You're fine the way you are Nonny, I'm not asking you to go piggy twiggy on me.""Hah. You sure you wouldn't like that?">"I thought you hated the stereotype.""Point taken.">Anon leaned on the table and idly watched her as she took a bite of the burger. Already cold, and she got ketchup on her chin."Wow buddy- it's not even warm. You really know how to treat your soon to be wife.">His ears drooped. She was trying to be playful but that may have come off a little poorly.>"Ugh.. I'm sorry, I fucked up the timing coming home early. I'll do better-""Woah woah take it easy Anon, it's OK. You don't have to stress out about this stuff just because..">"..you're my marefriend now. Yes, I do. I owe it to you to be better-""I like you the way you are faggot.">"S-Still. I'll.. learn to cook and...">He trailed off while she ate. The idiot did not need to be worrying like this, it tasted fine. The memories she got of eating leftover fast food were almost wholesome, even. Almost.>This is what she had been afraid of though. Their dynamic was out of whack because he wasn't thinking of her as a friend anymore.>Joking about it probably didn't help, but she had spent enough time brooding as is."Sure you don't want some? Kinda weird eating by myself here.">He passed her a napkin from the bag and took a nuggie."Hey no, not those! Take some fries or something geez.">The faggot smiled a little and followed her suggestion. He clearly wasn't hungry, the fries he ended up nibbling were more of a token gesture, but it still made her feel less awkward.>Those fucking nuggies though, cullinary divinity. Who the fuck needs meat when you have these things.
As a side note, it looks like the pruning vaporised almost all the replies I've gotten for my writing in this thread so far. Just you Twi and Glimmy 'nons comments left.Now I don't know how much of it was even real, pretty crazy. Oh well, onwards we go.
>>42608752Enjoying the green so far and hope you keep it going I'm too invested in this relationship for it to not get an ending
>>42608752I just read your green anon. I like it.
>>42608752You're doing great. I hope those faggots have sex at some point.
>>42608813It'll get an ending, I already have it vaguely planned what I want to do, it's just a matter of getting there.>>42608831Hiraeth eh? Yeah that's what I feel when I try to imagine and describe how nice Equestria must feel. Nice word Anon.>>42608875They might even kiss. Who knows?
>>42608911Kek
>>42605860Keeps it slow and cozy, I suppose.
>>42608752im lurking this thread, i'll just drop to let you know that I like your green.
>>42608752Thanks for another green fag!For real though enjoying your work
>>42610507very smol
>>42610715For you.
>>42607843A very saucy pic was posted
>>42611866T'was hot indeed.
bomp
>>42611866>>42612454RIP the post.
>>42612979thank you twilight
>>42613865You're welcome, my little pony.
>>42613927You turned them into anonmare, didn't you?
>>42614137I have no idea what you're talking about, she was already like this when I found her.
>>42614430is she ok?
>>42615103When is anonmare ever okay?
>>42615213probably after like five or six beers
>>42615292Ah yes, alcoholism.
>>42615213After she gets married
>>42577647I want a cute mare to offer me orange juice, freshly squeezed with her own hooves.
>>42615292Not enough.
>>42615965Me too Anon, me too.
>>42608703>A few delicious cold nuggies in and Anonmare was again trying to gauge her friend-turned-partner.>There was a shadow over him, the way he was slouched, the subdued expression."You're being quiet, tell me what's wrong.">Anonstallion shuffled his hooves, tense, without responding. It occurred to her that using that line never ended well."Buddy, you're getting what you wanted, right? I said yes. It's gonna be fine.">He lowered his chin onto his forelegs and stared at the table, ears back.>"..Nonny, I don't know if it will be. I can't get it out of my head, the way you started panicking. I never thought I'd see you like that. That it would be because of me.""Well. I..">Shit, how does she respond to that? She can't pretend it didn't happen. He had been the one holding her, telling her to breathe."I'm okay now. We resolved it, so..">He lifted his head and flicked his gaze to her.>"We barely resolved anything. You just agreed to.. to be with me, after making it clear you'd be more comfortable with a mare.">She could feel the words choking in her throat, trying to find an argument."I-.. you-..">The way he was talking was upsetting her. It felt wrongly familiar. He better not. Do. Not. Fucking.>"..I've been thinking about everything you said earlier. I shouldn't be doing this to you. I don't know why you said yes. W-We don't have to get married yet, we can take it slow, o-or even stay friends-">You have to be FUCKING kidding! Anonmare slammed her hoof down hard in frustration, making the faggot jump and freeze.>He watched her, actually scared, as she put her weight on the table and hit him with the most piercing stare she could muster."Keep your promise Anon.">There was that pathetic whine in her voice again, and the stare she gave him ended up being more pained than anything.>She took a deep breath and leaned back in her chair. Her outburst had shocked the guy out of his idiocy but set him on the verge of tears.>"You really want to do it. You really want to go through with it.. I don't understand..""I really shouldn't have left you alone in the park. I thought you'd be okay.">Admittedly she HAD spent their lunch being contrary as fuck to him. No wonder he was confused. Her 180 was mental, why the fuck was she like this.>Stop, just explain it to him.>..."Let me repeat myself. I want to marry you. I'm already making plans with Meadow Sweet.">He stared at her in disbelief.>"Y-You're making plans? Already? I only asked you TODAY!""Haha what can I say. I'm a mare of action I guess.">She smirked and pushed a nuggie over to Anon before taking another for herself.>In actuality, if it hadn't been for the resolve Meadow had given her, she'd be a fucking mess right now.
>>42616264>Anonstallion stared at the nuggie offering, concerned, surprised, he reached out and touched it gingerly.>"You're unbelievable. I was wrong. Again. I still don't get it. Despite what you said about being stuck with this role, your resentment.. you're accepting it.""..I didn't say I resented us, though. Or my decision. It was hard Anon, but I'm not going to do something that will make me unhappy.">"Yeah but I might. I've been doing a real great job today.">His sarcasm was dripping with poison.>Anonmare slid out of her chair, stepped over and put her foreleg around him.>The contact helped. He was giving her his full attention."Look, it's like when we got here. There's no going back. We might as well just go for it.">He didn't seem sure, at all.>"Is that the right attitude to have? There's obviously something wrong with this. I.. I don't want to hurt you Nonny.""Buddy.. hey.. show me a smile okay?">He did, it was small and weak but he did.>She thought about all the happy ponies she had seen today and poured it into her own.>His smile grew, pushing the shadow away. He was crying.>"You have a beautiful snowpity..">It felt good. She was giving him joy with her mare smile. She was saving him."You like it?">She held his gaze, gently patting and brushing his back. She wanted to make sure he had gotten enough.>"I love it. I'm so sorry..">He picked up the nuggie that was under his hoof and offered it back to her.>She took it off of him and ate it."Mm, good~ So what do you think? Resolved now?">Anonstallion let out a light laugh. At least the air was clearer now.>"The only thing we resolved is how amazing you are. I still have my doubts Nonny.""That's fine. I do too. Stuff I'm scared to deal with.">It wasn't the easiest admission.>"Y-Yeah. That's what bothers me. I don't want you to have to deal with.. whatever, just because of me. You said some awful things. About yourself.""I know what I said. I'll deal with it buddy. I've had less than 24 hours to comprehend becoming a future cock-sleeve and I really don't want to talk about it.">"H-Holy shit Nonny. O-Okay. Not talking about it. I trust you.">She gave him a nod of appreciation and sat back down to finish what was left of her meal."Fuck, I really do need to unwind after today huh. This isn't going to be a regular thing, is it?">"N-No, I hope not. And Nonny, I'll keep my promise, I swear."
>>42616285>"You have a beautiful snowpity..">>42413082
>>42616285I want these two fags to be happy
>>42617218same
>>42616285very good.
>>42616285>In the end they managed to finish dinner without slipping back into the stupid relationship mire.>Mr Anon was holding himself together now. He was being chatty again. Anonmare could sense the tiniest barest bud of excitement forming in the guy.>"If I learned anything today, you're.. more complex than I thought.""I think the word you're looking for is 'difficult'.">"-It's hard not to think about. How do you do it??""Just keep trying. Think of something nice instead. Like what you want to do. What your passion is. Focus on it.">"Are you really making plans?""It's more like we're planning to make plans. Tomorrow. I'll give you the details when I know what's up.">"Can I do anything to help?""You'll probably need to get something fancy to wear. Just give me time to figure it out.">She started pouring herself a cup of water at the sink.>There was another paper bag on the kitchen counter, this one with the bakery's logo."Buddy did you forget something?">He looked at the bag, blinked, slapped his forehead with his hoof and buried his face in shame.>"That's.. supposed to be dessert. I forgot.">Anonmare tried not to laugh."You didn't forget to pick it up for us though.">She downed her water in steady gulps while clearing her head. She was getting mentally exhausted, but it looked like she was going to be able to relax now.>When she was done she put her cup away, picked up the paper bag with her teeth and carried it over to the table.>Mr Anon took out two cupcakes decked in frosting and set them out. One had a smiley face and the other had a heart."Nice. They're cute.">She picked up the one with the smiley and looked at it, then at him.>Anonstallion did pick up treats for them pretty often, but this time something clicked that hadn't before."You were thinking of me when you got these.">It sounded dumb coming out of her mouth. Of course he was thinking about her, when he got food for the two of them, when he met up with her for lunch.>"I've been thinking about you the whole day Nonny.">Yeah. Exactly. That.>She pulled at the paper holding the cupcake and took a bite.>It was sweet. She savoured it.
If you want a thread question here's one:>You are Anonmare in Equestria, or on Earth, your pickDo you use the power of your mare smile for good, or for evil?>i would never smileI better not see this answer.
>>42619264I wouldn't smile for the same reason maud doesn't smile. I'm an expressionless autist. Although more recently I've been more expressive.
>>42619248nice
>>42619385Same. And I look sad when I smile, but happy when I frown.
>>42619248very comfy green
>>42620546Fat mare.
>>42620558*grumbles in sleep...
>>42620629> Poke the sleeping fatty on the belly.
>>42619385>>42619939Damnit Anon!!So much for spreading joy to orphans or getting people/ponies to give you free food.I guess you don't need mare smile energy when you have the raw power of an autist.
Does anyone else ship our thread with Anonstallion Thread? Is it just me?They belong together, right? Right?
>>42621620Of course, anonponies gotta stick together!
>>42619248I just read everything up to this point and I gotta say this kicks ass! Keep up the fantastic work!
>>42621620No.
>>42622321UNFFF
Frankensteins the Mare
>>42622321i'd let her bite me
>>42622989Frankenfilly all grown up
>>42623554Frankenfilly never forgets.
>>42623888She's never gonna give you up or let you down.
>>42624468Wait a minute...
Would you save a down in the gutter Anonmare?
>>42625307If she just needed a place to stay so she could get back up on her four hooves, of course.
>>42622321>>42622989
>>42625307If she gives good back massages, I'll take her in.
>>42556880Still waiting to see what the Anon Mare Mousepad looked like
>>42625580Anon try not to rape anonmare challenge, impossible:
>>42619248Pretty kino. More?
>>42625307I don't see the problem so yeah absolutely
>>42627932nice tummy
>>42627932Ankha has a subtly playful fire to her gaze, making her hotter. This Anonmare just looks pissed to be here.
>>42627932So displeased.
>>42622321she can drain my blood haha
>>42629435You'd die...
>>42629435>>42629902Given that horses have high iron concentration in their blood, she would have to bleed you dry to get enough of it.
>>42622321If she tried to drink my blood it would all rush to my penis and she wouldn't get any
>>42630041Where do you think she's sucking you from?
>>42630072Oh no!
>>42630072my barrel?
>>42623888She'll get her revenge.
>>42631091I hope so!
>>42631627spooky mare
>>42631627>POV: Anonmare goes trick-or-treating and is at your house.>You give her all your candy.>She shares a wine bottle with you as you watch TV inside together.
Bump
>>42632162Same image as >>42627932 ?
>>42619248Bumpan for more Anonmare romance drama.
>>42633453If you cum in her, can you see your own cum or is anything inside her invisible?
>>42633829The former, else you'd be seeing stuff like what she's eaten
>>42633870*latterSorry, I was extra retarded while typing that
>>42633453She's invisible!
Sea Creature Mare
>>42619248>A few bites later and her cupcake was no more.>Anonmare nibbled the crumbs off of the spent paper before setting it aside and licking at the frosting that had gotten smeared on her snoot."Mmh. Appreciated. I still think that if we had Pinkie with us, I'd be dying of a sugar overdose-">Anonstallion hadn't touched his yet, he'd just been watching her with his cheek resting on his hoof, lost in his own little world."Buddy? All good? You gonna eat that?">"Hm? I'm good. Just feeling happy, y'know?">..Yeah, kinda. It could be worse. She had actually felt normal for a minute there. But him being out of sync like that.. part of her ached. She wanted her friend back.>He straightened up his posture and regarded the second cupcake.>"You can have this one as well if you want.">Anonstallion picked up the cupcake and held it out to her.>Buddy, no..>She put her hoof against his and gently pushed it back towards him."I had mine. I want us to share like we normally do, okay? You bought two. That one is yours.">He wavered. Don't overthink it buddy, don't->"You said as friends we were equals, but as.. erm.. as.. lovers, you.. that.. it's not fair. I have to balance it somehow.">Anonmare gave him a weary, disappointed smile."You can't fix something unfair by making something else unfair. I'm tired buddy, I just want my bath and to go to bed.">He immediately shifted, putting the treat back on the table before getting up on his hooves.>"O-Of course. You're right. I'll give you some peace. Thanks for everything today Nonny, you.. you didn't have to stand by me.""S'all good. We made it this far together. I'm not going to just leave you..">She barely registered her own words.>"..That means a lot to me Nonny. You mean a lot to me. I don't want to leave you either.""Mm.">She gave him a little pat on the back and let him escort her over to the bathroom door.>There was a pause while he waited for her to go in.>"Uhm..?">Anonmare stared at the door, then down at the floor.>Go on, ask him.>..."Do you want to help wash my mane?">"W-What? While you're in the bath??"
>>42621891Thanks Anon that's pretty high praise, I'm glad you liked it so far.>>42626855>>42633800Took longer than expected, external factors aside I found this bit kinda difficult. I spent waaay too long thinking it over and I'm still not sure I got it quite how I wanted. Kind of an awkward bridge section, I could go on and on about it.The writefag commentary would end up longer than the actual segment.
>>42634702nice
>>42529120>Failmare>Has a demigod wife and a bunch of cute kids
>>42634702She wants him to wash her mane because Anonstallion dropped spaghetti all over it.
>>42635356Ngl she's living the good life there!
>>42633829>>42633870Sometimes, people are judged about their outsides. And no one, should be judged about their outsides...only the insides!
>>42636215kek nice
I head during the summer sun celebration last year, y'know the one where Nightmare Moon returned?? I heard from my cousin who heard from his fillyfriend who heard from her brother that the guards found Princess Anonmare tied up to her bed!I know! with a blindfold on and a collar around her neck! Right? How awful, they say nightmare moon was torturing the princess and the collar had these awful little spikes on it and a moon on the clasp
>>42636510That's pretty hot.
Maredusa
>>42636471What if every anonmare just had a translator spell on and didn't even realize? How awful would it be to hear all these puns and not be able to inflict it on others?
>>42636510> Celestia would proceed to wonder why Luna and Anonmare keep spending so much time together alone.
>>42637086Careful, she'll make you rock-hard
>That filly ain't right
>>42556880>anon didn't make it home
>>42638478Source: https://twibooru.org/2776897
>>42639263relatable!
>>42639940How do you even go that long without a shower? I feel greasy and gross after just one day
>>42640343Oliver would work with anonfilly as the cat
>>42640369Oliver and Company?
>>42640671Yes
>>42634702>She glanced at him and started pushing the door open with her head."Yeah. Why not.">It was more an assertion to herself than a question to him.>"I-Is that okay? Are you sure?""Don't ask me if it's okay. Tell me if you want to.">Anonstallion skittered, an equal mix embarrassed and enthusiastic.>"Yes! I mean.. I'd like to. I just want to tidy up, then I'll come in.""'Kay.">She slid the rest of the way into the room and habitually nudged the door shut with her hind leg, leaving her alone.>Anon had the bathroom lamp lit, just like the ones in the main room, but the more confined space made the warm glow extra cosy.>Miraculously the two of them hadn't burnt the cottage down yet.>As she started filling up the bathtub, she questioned what she was even doing.>Baths were supposed to be her alone time, but she felt.. what do you even call this feeling? Friendsick?>She wanted to spend at least SOME time with him tonight, doing something chill together without any bullshit.>This was the best she could think of in the moment that she had.>'Mare swished her hoof through the rising water, watching it steam. It was hot, so despite bringing dinner home early, Anon had heated the boiler at the proper time.>He was pretty good about that whenever she asked him to. Him deciding to do it unprompted...>The guy should have given himself more credit. There doesn't need to be any stupid balancing.>Anonmare went over and opened up the cabinet drawer next to the sink to get matches.>She had gotten a scented candle a week ago on a whim. Thanks to her new life she could actually enjoy taking her time bathing, so she thought she might as well enhance the experience.>Meadow was into that sort of stuff too. Kind of a cute mare thing. Apparently the boss did flower petals and bath oils too, but that was going a bit far.>For now. How long until you're fully like her? You're already fucking mind broken.>Anonmare felt the tension pulling at her as she got the candle on its tray and started trying to strike a match.>...She didn't have the energy for this shit. She was fumbling the match with her hoof, failing to get it to light when there was a knock on the door.>"Um. Are you ready? Can I come in?""Mhm.">Anonstallion creaked open the bathroom door and peeked shyly inside, blushing and shrinking away as soon as he spotted her.>"Y-You're not actually ready.""Wh- get back here faggot. You see me naked all the time.">"Yeah but not.. in here.""It's literally the same as always."
>>42640897Oh damn we get not only monster mares but cool monster hunter mares too? She needs an anonfilly sidekick. You know, as monster bait.All of these have been great especially mummy tummy.
>>42640897Marenster Hunter
>>42640793love reading these when you update, waitin for more
>>42640897Van Maresing
>>42640793Ooh more green to read" Many thanks for your great work, writefag!
>>42641931travelling filly!
>>42643102>one tiny drinkI don't believe it. There would be empty bottles scattered across the table.
>>42643120It's a pony martini, shit's strong enough to knock out an elephant or get Celestia buzzed for a few minutes
>>42643368More like Phantom of the Clopera awooga
>>42643102she looks so sad
>>42643102One liter a day keeps the learned helplessness away.
>>42643102me on the right
>>42644471so cute!
guys what halloween costume should I draw for anonmare today?
>>42645407Jigsaw from SAW?
>>42645407Arachnid mare.
>>42645407H.E.V. suit
>>42645407Crackhead
>>42645407Flying skunk (like a flying squirrel).
>>42645407Space marine
>>42643139Richter from Castlevania? Nice.
>>42645407>13 hours agoMaybe tomorrow draw >>42647290 (NTA just seconding it)
Pre bed.... whatever the fuck this is
Marebump.
>>42648862Kazuma from Konosuba, ackshually
>>42645407Nuclear bomb
>>42650790Oats are good for skincare. Is part of Anonmare's hygiene routine?
>>42651731Bumpmare.
>>42650790spooky anonmare!
mare
>>42657527Anonmare!
>>42658222is very cute.
>>42660391>I see joyous mares in your future AnonThe crystal ball does not lie!
>>42642659lol cute
>>42643102I relate to all five of them.
>>42662446kek
>>42662191I'll feel them for her then
>>42594406Maid in China.
>>42638478Just large enough to keep her mane dry in a storm.
>>42638478She can't get in there?
>>42666196
>>42666196>>42666426The two types of anonmare.Regular mare in a suit.andSad chubby girl failure.
>>42640793>Anonstallion muttered to himself from behind cover, slowly slinked into the room and closed the door.>"Alright, okay, same as always-">He looked at her just in time to watch as the match she was striking snapped. Anonmare groaned and tossed it across the floor."Ponies need to invent lighters. I swear...">Anon approached and stopped her as she was fishing out another match.>"We'd need thumbs Nonny. Here, let me.">She passed him the matchbox and watched him pick out a match with his teeth. He laid the matchhead against the striking surface, flicked his head and... the match flared in one attempt."Wow. Nice trick. When did you learn to do that?">He leaned in to light the candle for her, blew out the match and set the burnt stick down on the edge of the sink.>"The chief showed me when I mentioned I was having trouble, I've been practicing it for a while now.""Guess you're getting pretty good with your mouth.">Anon looked pleased with himself, he had gotten to show off and had even gotten praised for it.>Anonmare returned her attention to the bath, shut off the tap and dipped her hoof in, testing the temperature.>Content that it wasn't too hot, she carefully stepped her front legs into the tub one at a time, followed by her hind legs, maneuvering herself in, trying to minimise any splashing.>It was remarkably awkward the first time she had tried to get in the tub, when her instinct had been to go rear legs first. Shame Anon had missed that, he would have gotten a laugh out of it.>Inch by inch she lowered herself into the water, feeling it rise up around her body and spill over her back as her belly touched the bottom of the tub, the heat soaking into her."Ahhhhhh... finally... I thought I'd never make it...">She closed her eyes, took in the fruity scent filling the air and basked in the warmth surrounding her.>Anonmare dipped her muzzle below the water and blew bubbles before coming back up to yawn.>The sound of movement brought her out of her trance.>Anonstallion was sitting by the candle, cheeks rosy, staring at the wall like he had just witnessed something he wasn't supposed to."Oh yeah. I forgot you were there for a second, sorry buddy. I guess I'm ready now.">She pushed herself upright and sat on her haunches, moisture dripping from her upper body as she rest her hoof on the rim of the bath.>Anon brought himself sheepishly to her side, his excitement now thoroughly suffocated by whatever the hell else he was thinking."You don't have to be so shy, honestly Anon... you know what to do right?">"Err.. yeah. I've got this.. um.. close your eyes.">She did, angled her head back and brushed her mane away from her face while listening to the sound of him grabbing the little bucket from the front of the bath.>He was scooping, filling the bucket. A moment later she felt the rush of hot water pouring on her head, wetting her mane and flowing down the back of her neck.
>>42666743She's not sad! Look at her cute smile!I do love the well combed and suited Anonmare though and I adore the ponytail. These are the bright mare anons I dream to see more of, free of their weary burdens and gleaming with vital snowpity.
>>42666836>A moment later she felt the rush of hot water pouring on her head, wetting her mane and flowing down the back of her neck.sexy wet mane Anonmare time.
>>42666836>"Guess you're getting pretty good with your mouth."kek
Don't let the mare expire!
>>42666836great as usual lol
>>42666196smilin :D
>>42666426Nice :)
>>42672292cute
>>42672292she got her whole anonoochie out
>>42672292plump!
>>42673785That's nice.
>>42662446Anonmare would be always hip with what's latest in Equestria!
Mad Scientist Mare!
>>42677262Artificial snowpity?? This IS madness! Somepony stop her!
>>42677262Is that a Frankenstein Dyx? Nice!
>>42666836Kino!
Anonmare is the best
>>42680166indeed!
>>42666196so cute
Spaghetti.
>>42682867lol
>>42585770>>42590773>>42591744Nominating Princess Anonmare for next thread OP.Also I know it's incredibly short but if you're there Viridian writefriend, do you want to ponepaste your green? I'm quite fond of it.Also-also.>>42528733In hindsight I am retarded. Congrats Anonmare, you did it, you lived!
>>42672292I wanna poke her chubby lil gut
>>42682867IDGI the spaghetti being the gift
>>42682867"Aw man, I wanted ravioli"
>>42686947so smol and awesome
>>42686947So many shitposts in such a smol package
>>42689338Efficient
Made a small addition to the Anonfamily green from a while back since the idea struck me. Set some years later when the fillies are old enough to be mareshttps://ponepaste.org/11463
>>42690103Oooh, love it. Great addition!
