>Aaawww! Don't worry, I think it's adorable you're so tiny down there! Honestly, I feel a lot more comfortable knowing you can't possibly um, 'pound' me with that little thing.>We can still go one dates and, um, 'do it', but I don't think it belongs inside of a mare. You'll just have to use your tongue. And if you do a good job I'll give you itty bitty friend and itty bitty hoofjob!>Doesn't that sound lovely?
>>42529913>*rees in smol*
>she won't even nurse on your tiny dickYou gotta find yourself a better mare dawg.
>>42529913>one dates
>>42529913>mares are just like 3dpd post #45728
>>42529955Don't worry, Applejack will ride your dick regardless, though she may ask for some help afterwards. Fluttershy's just mean.
>>42529913I was in the pool!
>Well, well. Look at the city slicker pulling up in his fancy German car.This car was made in Guatemala.>Well, pardon us, Mr. Gucci Loafers.I bought these shoes from a hobo.>Well, la-dee-da, Mr. Park Avenue Manicure.I'm sorry. I believe in good grooming.>Heh! You're not gonna grow nothin' on the old Simpson place. That's why your daddy abandoned it.Oh, what do you know?>Well, I know your soil p.H. is up around 9.6, and you need it seven to eight max.Oh, that's just a superstition! You watch me. I'll grow something out there.>Not if you're plantin' gummy bears.D'oh!
>>42529913>Once again, Fluttershy breaks into your bathroom during shower time and insults you>No clue why she does it, it's super out of character according to her friends>Blinding, autistic rage overtakes you>Today's the last day she gets to laugh"REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE">The spirit of Autism overtakes your mortal shell>He commands your body, and you listen>With a speed known only to the short bus itself, you jump out of the shower and scoop up the yellow hellion in your left arm- her butt facing outwards>You're given prime position to upgrade to a more powerful form>"Um, Anon, why are you yelliNG!?">Her cockiness fades to surprise as you shove your entire arm up her cavernous, well used horse pussy"RETARZORD UPGRAAAAADE!! YELLOW GAUNTLET!!">The power of sunday morning Power Rangers fills your screams with magical force>You can hear explosions behind you>Not that you look at them>Power Rangers never look>Damn, you probably look really cool>But you are incomplete, everyone knows that you need at least four additions to make a proper mecha>WeMustBeComplete.png>Not bothering with any hinderances like clothes, or drying off, or listening to your new Yellow Gauntlet whining, you rush out the door>There's a city to save
>>42530014holy shit
>>42530014HASBRO HIRE THIS MAN
>>42530014Kek
>>42530014Kekurino
>>42530014if this won't be the story of live action movie, i will be very disappointed
>>42530014hired
>>42530014Kino
>>42530014But who gets to be the the other arm and the legs?who gets to be the head piece?
>>42530400Twily is the head
>>42529913>"...I really don't think this is working, Flutterbutter.">"No? Should I use a different voice?">"Well, to be honest, I really just don't find this SPH stuff sexy. It's pretty retarded.">"Oh...">"Plus I'm really not the best target for this. The entire time I've been laying here my cock has been leaning against the entire length of your face and dripping pre into your mane, and I'm only half hard. It's a little beyond suspension of disbelief to make fun of me for it being small, you know.">"I'm sorry, I'm just trying to be sexually adventurous.">"It's cool, babe. Hey, you wanna go find Pinkie Pie and pin her down so we can eat her asshole?">"Oh, yes please!"
>>42530544this happened
>>42530674Can confirm!
>the element of kindness>humiliation kinknot realistic 0/10how it would actually happen...>pull out your ding dong>Fluttershy blushes profusely, pokes at it with her hoof.>"It's... um...">your ding dong twitches>Fluttershy's eyes widen, looking between you and your dong. It isn't impressive, but it's yours, and that's what matters to her.>"A-Anon... it's hard.">fade to black for gentle hand-holding-hoof sexthank you, this is my first post on this site after 12 years of lurking. where are my gold and upvotes?
>>42530745...And then Anon woke up to find out he had been sucking the cock of another Anon at Mare Fair.fixed your gayreen
>>42530767can I ask what made it gay? I feel it's wholesome
>>42530767the good ending
>>42529913i'm not small but i'd still love to give her lots of oral fun
>>42530745I appreciate that you call it a ding dong, this is an important part of your story.
>>42529913>>42529930My wife would do anything to make me feel loved, she would happily nurse it and milk it and swallow every drop. Slander. SLANDER.
>>42531472Listen man I'm just working off the information I'm being given.
>>42529964Applejack would kick you in the balls and have you banned from apples for insulting the apple family like that.
>>42529913>pounds Fluttershy with my 3 inch cock>she laughs at first>after 10 seconds she starts to panic as she gets turned on>after 1 minute she's a drooling mess calling out my name
>>42529913>Back at Twilight's place, she's doing her level best to make you feel better>"It's okay, Anon, ever since you arrived I've been doing a lot of research about primates.""That's great...Twilight.">"Yeah, I don't think it was appropriate for Fluttershy to mock your...ahem, anatomy. Did you know that proportionally smaller genitals are very much the norm among both apes and monkeys in Equestria. Is it the same back on earth?""I can't say I really studied monkey dick a whole lot, Twilight.">"Oh, well, I compared the results of your physical, thank you for letting me sit in on it by the way, and by a gorilla's standard you're perfectly average!""That really helps me feel a lot better, Twilight, thank you. How long do you think it'll take you to manufacture some of that explosive powder I asked you about?">"Probably a few weeks, Anon, your drawing of this...whatever it is, a 'gun', is a little...lacking in detail, but I'm doing my best!"
>>42531508I can't believe this is the thread that's getting top-tier greentext posts.
>>42531517
>>42530780It was, but coombrains can only get hard when a story features monster cocks like their Hebrew media does.
>>42531508Kek, good stuff
>>42530014kino
