>I don’t care if its Hearthswarming. I don’t even care if its the human equivalent called Christmas. You will work tomorrow or be fired and run out of town. Do I make myself clear peasant? Oh and because you dared to question my decision in the first place, you wont be earning holiday pay. Now get to work…
Can I eat your ponut while you let out all the noxious gas you've been holding in?
>>42533938Has big throbbing, pulsating red bonergosh, alright miss glimmer.
>>42533938>hearts' warming>in SeptemberI know that the show had shitty scheduling for holiday episodes but I'm surprised that it extends to threads on /mlp/anyway>rape
Glump
>>42534303>is my thread is not getting attention? oh my r eddit I better bump so glimmer farts harder for meBrapfag...
>>42534307Not my thread. But since my WIFE is in it i'm obligated to bump it up a few times before letting it fall off the board.
>>42533955>I know its September anon but do you think you could get me a turkey? Please? I’m starving…
>>42533938Glimmer is this because I won't let you watch me fuck my wife?
>>42534381>pony>wants a turkeybrb gonna eat town's entire supply of hay
>>42533938Based, people get too hung up on things like heartwarming eve. It is just another ordinary day.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kUiUQOfOMrU
>>42533938>>42534381
>>42534410Talk about spite. lmao
>>42533938Hug da mare.
>>42533938I love that outfit and her cute little hoofie slippers
>>42535531Aren’t they supposed to be the horse equivalent of those Victorian gloves people wore?
>>42535531Unnnffffffff
>>42535531
Not only are you three months off but you're also a massive faggot for making yet another>"ACKSHULLY PONIES ARE AWFUL GUISE HAHAHA"thread
>>42533938>finish up work with a smile and go to bed thankful for an excuse to avoid any parties>wake up next morning to find half the town having invited itself into your parlor for an impromptu celebration>Snowfall is there, having apparently lost her mind at some point during the night; she's pouring out money like water>getting an explanation out of her in such a state takes forever>once you have, though, you know what must be done>next year, you're ready to finish what she started>ghosts' attempts to guilt and threaten you don't work>ritual is completed right as the festivities reach their peak; every Hearth's Warming tree in the kingdom simultaneously blackens as if consumed by invisible flames>back in your kitchen, cauldron already beginning to frost over, you heave the sigh of a job well done as eldritch howls begin to fill the air
>>42540220now erase nightmare night
>>42540945>start rumors about poisoned/drugged candy, Nightmare Night actually being Grogar-worship, et cetera>sit back and watch as Pony Karens take your ideas and run with them>Celestia is compelled to sign a decree banning her little sister's holiday>Luna finds out and promptly goes full Nightmare
>>42540945That image is in the tragically hilarious luna category
>>42534410Birds are nature's Skittles
>>42538778It's not though. You probably didn't watch the episode but Glimmer was playing the role of the Equestrian equivalent of Scrooge. It wasn't actually Glimmer. So the OP is not out of character.And let's not forget that Glimmer was one of the major villains in FiM. She was actually bad at one point, very bad. She's not some innocent background mare.
>>42542150>She was actually bad>was
>>42540945I know this is supposed to be sad but i always found this picture funny as fuck.
>>42543138it was supposed to be sad?
>>42543138>>42543478>
>>42543511Not canon because I would be there
What would Snowfall do if you just bred her right there? Would the spirit of Heartshwarming fill her body? Or just the seed from balls?
>>42541975Well, they are colorful.
>>42543961She'd let out a really toxic fart that kills you instantly.
>>42543138It is but Luna's face is too funny
>>42543961You'll get her addicted to BHC which will encourage her to enslave human men to serve and breed mares.
