>You know nonny, there ARE other ways to repay me for all the cakes you ate.
>>42534425*sigh* ill get the whipped cream and clown shoes..
>>42534425Pinkie you ate all the cakes what are you talking about?
>>42534425Good thing I didn't redeem these
No Pinkie, you can't break needles off in my arm again. It's not nice Pinkie. You TOLD me I could open a tab, don't try and trick me.
>>42534487Built for marepussy.
>>42534487built to be sexually raped by the faggot named OP
>>42534487SAAAAAAAR DO NOT REDEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM
>pump
>>42534425>She asks you to come over to her place later>You shower, brush your teeth, put on fancy cologne, buy flowers, and get rarity to make you a fancy suit>You head over to Pinkies>She is happy to see you>She explains she's going on a date and needs somebody to watch Gummy>Cheese Sandwich taps on your shoulder >"Can I have those"? He asks>You shrug and give them to him>He gives them to Pinky and she kisses him in turn>You sigh and spend the night with a tiny alligator gnawing on your ankles while in an itchy suit
>>42535560I'd teach him how to be a real florida gator
>>42535560Frankly foolish to think you're going to get some from somepony you don't even know well enough to know she already has somepony.>>42535567Teaching Gummy to deathroll would be really fun.
>>42535560I like the idea that rather than asking for any sort of clarification, anon IMMEDIATELY bolted to his freshen up under the presumption he was gonna get that pink party pony pussy. Deserved desu.
>>42534425Yeah but I'm saving my money for a new shed, you know this. Now bend over.
>>42535560>Anon does such a great job watching Gummy that Pinkie asks for him to come over every week>A veterinarian pony hears of his skill in dealing with alligators and hires him permanently>He now has a stable source of income and no longer has to worry about cake debt>Eventually moves on from Pinkie and finds a new waifu:)
>>42535633Canon.
>>42535633>>42535638Fuck off wagecuck that's all you ever think about.
>>42534487Bro really looked up on google white guy holding gift cards.
>>42535959You love BZC
>>42534425but i haven't eaten anything ponko. Im serious, i skipped dinner and now im hungry, feed me
Then Pinkie slides you a gun and tells you an address
>>42536666checked & roastedPonies are the Aryan spririt
>>42536712>Pinkie slides you a .45 Maagnum revolver>It's loaded>"This fella's been a real bubble in my batter.">She then slides you a piece of paper>"I'm gonna need you to pop him.">You flip it over>It's your address
>>42535633Rather have Gummy as a fren anyways
>>42536793Oh my god... there's someone else in my house!?
>>42536931>This is how anon finds out he used the mirror pool a long time ago and he has to kill the original anon
>>42534425Great! Do you take discover?
>>42534425Haha I wanted you to eat all of them actually. You'd be so big and round haha.
>>42534425Shut your pie hole.
