My goal in life is to create a machine I call the Cutinator which will shoot out cutie-rays that turn everything they touch into their cartoon counterpart and all humans into ponies. I once read in a sci-fi book that it is possible to use the sun to amplify signals so basically I would build a bunch of Cutinators once I made some money selling toys and pets I cutiefied with it and bundle the cutie-rays together with mirrors and shoot them into the sun which will cause the entire Earth to be cutiefied in a few minutes and the universe to be cutiefied at the speed of light.
>>42537874Dr. Doofenshmirtz, what is your tragic backstory now?
>>42537874Damn, we got Albert Wesker on /mlp/?!
>>42537874>shoot cartoon beams into the sun>this happens
>>42537874You mean like this? https://youtu.be/AzcRIne5KIM?si=ALO_rNukV9iwALNz
>>42537916When I was in school I liked a girl and wanted to ask her out, then she rejected me, everyone made fun of me and she went out with a taller guy. Since then I've avoided 3D females and have been exclusive to 2D but because I cannot interact with the 2D world directly I want to make it real and destroy the 3D world which has treated me with such cruelty.
>>42537874This is some Neo Cortex type of bullshitI would applaud you if you succeed in your efforts
>>42537874Do NOT turn me into a ponyOr I will be very angry
>>42537874based
>>42538272I *will* turn you into a pony and I *will* pet you!
>>42538145That's fair
>>42537874What If I make the shitinator that does the opposite?
>>42537874This but I want to kill everyone I don't like
>>42540445Nothing will change.
>>42537920Uroponos
>>42537920>>42540559CompleteGlobalPonification
>>42538731You asshole
>>42540809based
>>42537874
>>42537874god speed, Anon.
>>42541775kek
>>42538145average /mlp/ user
>>42543752lol
>>42541775Darn sun lasers...
