This mare walks up to you and she says she has never known defeat. How do you react without sounding butthurt?
Make gorilla noises and start throwing rocks at her
>>42541085I'll show her de feet if she shows me de hooves.
I use that Ash of War that lets my sword launch her twelve feet into the air
>>42541085Why would I be butthurt? She's doing well, that's good for her.
>>42541085I honestly don't know why it should irritate me, likely because I've never played her game and only know her from porn. But her noble countenance and knightly stature in this picture are positively adorable. The porn, as unreliable of a source as it tends to be, gave me the impression that she's not into boys, but maybe platonic headpats from a friendly stranger would interest her. That's my answer: offer headpats.Why is she a unicorn? I would think her unyielding resilience and nurglic rot gimmick fit an earth pony better. Or maybe make her an alicorn to drive home the royalness thingy. Or is it supposed to be a poorly drawn wing in the bottom right corner?
>>42541085Wanna smash?
>>42541085Ding ding ding
>>42541085Bloodborne > DS1 >= DS3 > shit > Elden
>>42541085i dont know
>>42541085Shoot her. Ez win
>>42541085Would be curious about her and ask about all the battles she's fought and would listen to her telling me about them. I'm not the type for violence, and not a warrior myself but even if I was, I'd have no reason to fight her. Mares are for loving and cherishing, not for fighting (unless it's in the bedroom).I have no reason to be butthurt. On the contrary, I have met a cute mare and my day is now objectively better than it was before.
>>42543086>bloodborne>goodShit opinion.
>>42541085You lost to Radahn though
Dark Souls 2>
>>42546338>t. /sun/fag