Daring EditionPost pictures, write greentexts, and discuss Dash!Previous thread: >>42441475Writefags:mobius !9PEUyNz5zwhttps://ponepaste.org/user/Mobiushttps://www.fimfiction.net/user/294280/mobius_Ex Waifu Ex Machinahttps://drive.google.com/file/d/1-Mnu1Cwn5Gaa375EoHe13-0s4wzEOdSG/viewYouTube playlist:https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLvz_5-Up2GF9dL6MvwZmO6YGj95P0RIMIDash clips:https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLoXHb9V5YfHxoNawqkIJZCDsOHlyFO6jlSongs of Dash:https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLvz_5-Up2GF8HeGgJqbK49gJH6NUbNL07Spotify playlist:https://open.spotify.com/playlist/7Isoflxr37EJYRcVnnoScd/dash/ index: https://ponepaste.org/1400Index backup: https://pastelink.net/31lnq
Previously on /dash/:Fact: >>42441876Dashfag that stopped watching after season 2 resumes watching >>42453413>>42481545 found suspected horse panties in Dash's suitcase (Newbie Dash)Rainbow says goodbye before work >>42503386Sexy Mare >>42517559Thread topics:Mare fair meetup: https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/42441475/#q42486661https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/42441475/#q42534481https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/42441475/#q42539307https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/42441475/#q42539356https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/42441475/#q42539421Hoof butt origin: https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/42441475/#q42497277Dash plushie for sale: https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/42441475/#q42520270
best horse
>>42543602DASHIE!
:barrelroll:
4th for best pony!
I love my beautiful wife so much, bros. Waking up and getting to kiss and hug her is the highlight of my morning, and snuggling and spooning her is the highlight of every night. I'm so lucky to have her in my life.
>>42543685Yes, we know you're a schizo imagining things up in a mental asylum. What else is new?
Easthorse was the fic that ~truly~ got me rollin' with the the Rainbow train.What was it for you guys?
>>42543727>What else is new?I got my Dashie a plush of herself. She loves it. Thanks for asking!
>>42543796cuties
>>42543602YOU HAVE TO READ THE BOOK DASHIE
>>42544321oh shit Dashie watch out
Rainbow Dash crushing my skull by kicking my head repeatedly against a wall until my head is nothing more than a pile of mushed brain matter and bone fragments because I don't deserve to live. She's so awesome. I love Rainbow Dash
>>42543796They're super cuteWhat kind of modeling do you do?
Rainbow Dash after eating a whole bucket of oats
>>42546269I want to rub her full belly
Reminder that I'm selling my Rainbow Dash plushie to an anon who is willing to give her a loving home. >>42520270 >>42532808Since nobody emailed me so far, I'm now thinking that maybe I should go about selecting an anon to send her to by a different method. Like maybe I can choose a winner through a game of chance through post number gets or something. What do you guys think?
>>42546530the fastest anon to email you gets her. I think that's fair enough, right?
>Dash's parents come to Ponyville>they heard about their daughter finally having a special somepony>they have no idea that it's (You)would you keep your status a secret b4 telling RD about their visit?
>>42546706>would you keep your status a secret b4 telling RD about their visit?yes, I want to see their reaction when I tongue kiss their daughter
>>42545708Planes. I'm new to it, so I don't have any finished models to show yet. I've been slowly working on a Spitfire for obvious reasons.
>>42548755has anyone reached out to you yet
>>42549245I'm not the anon selling the plush, if that's what you're talking about >>42546530I hope one of you fags in need of a larger Dash plush reaches out to that anon. She deserves to go to a loving home, and having a big plush to cuddle in bed with is amazing. I highly recommend it.
>>42549330oh whoops, i absentmindedly clicked the wrong post. >>42546530I really dont want her to end up in the trash, but I've already got a jumbo dashie of my own. I'd like other anons to have a chance at getting one first but if no one wants to get her then maybe I'll have to take her then
dashies hair smells like a fruity rainbow!
>>42549672cute egghead
>>42548958is she giving me the finger
>>42550190unf
mare day
>Daring do turns out to be real and her own autobiographer
>>42553183look at her gooooooooo>>42548755which variant of the spitfire?
>>42553879I look like this and said this when that happened
>>42553183>Dash on stallion action
>>42554810lil grump
>>42553183>>42554522I imagine she'd be as excited as in this pic >>42515141
>10
>>42520270>>42546530Do NOT throw her out anon! Even if you can't sell her just give her to a goodwill or something, if you throw her in the trash you're a gigantic faggot and clearly hate her.
>>42557944this
>>42554522>which variant of the spitfire?Spitfire F Mk IX. My favorite variant, personally. I got the Eduard 1/72, and it's very detailed. Do you do any modeling?
>>42549672Anon don't throw her out. I have a life sized Dashie but if it comes down to it I'll take her off your hands. Keep us all posted here if you don't find a buyer. Also post on ebay.
>>42543685this. Coming back from mare fair, finally recovered enough to feel this love and grief - it happened and it's over. Rainbow is for now the totem of this bittersweetness, each of those little highlights a reminder of the last week's blindingly beautiful experience of community. There's nothing I can do but hold her and be thankful for life to have brought her to me, and through her the fandom.
>>42559098come inside Dashie, you'll freeze your butt off
>>42559269Shouldn't be a problem but make her a nice hot chocolate and prepare a comfy spot by the fire just in case
>>42543685>>42558835I love her!
>>42558660I'm not the guy trying to sell the jumbo dashie. I was trying to say that i've already got a jumbo dashie but I dont want >>42546530 to throw her out like he said he would in the previous thread, so I'm offering to buy her. I should have worded that clearer.>>42546530If you're still here, I sent you an email. Check your inbox
>>42559358ok then frees to death
>>42558601that's a good choice, I like the Seafire Mk XVII if I had to pick a spittyI do a lot of building but the tisim strikes whenever I have to paint so I just end up with a lot of grey subassemblies on the desk, I haven't done any plane kits yetmaybe one day I'll actually finish something
>>42561586>Seafire Mk XVIIunf wet Spitfire plap plap>I do a lot of building but the tisim strikes whenever I have to paint so I just end up with a lot of grey subassemblies on the deskYeah, pretty much what's been happening to me. Putting the pieces together is fun, but painting is what slows me down majorly. I've got most of the internals done at this point, but I can't put them all together and start working on the externals until I bother with painting.
I heard you want to kiss rainbow dash on the dock, is that right? Here. On the house.
>>42562435where did you hear this because it is absolutely true
Dashie
>>42562215unf both cutie marks
>>42563279love her wet mane
>>42566208
>>42564738what would my role be since I can not fly
>>42566208>>42566332giwtwm
>>42565257yes you, cutest mare
>>42566590head of the mane brushing and flightsuit unzipping department
>>42567470>unzipping sweaty pegasiu-unf
>>42567470I'd do that for free
>>42566797I'll rub your wings bro
>>42568295Sweet
>>42568327lewd
>>42568295marry Dash, adopt Scoots
>>42570308my blue angel
I love her
>>42570653H-how large are we talking?
>>42570745very
Shoutout to the bros who made it to the unofficial /dash/ meetup at mare fair. Sorry I showed up so late and didn't contribute any drawings.
>>42571255beeg mare takes what she wants when she wants
>>42569726If you've married her you're already her stepdad.
Why doesn't Dashie ever get digits anymore.... I miss when Dashie always got digits
>>42572078Not fast enough ever since the accident.
>>42572078Dashie doesn't need digits to be awesome
>>42543602What book would (You) read with Dashie?
>>42543602Great foster mom to Gabe in "What a Strange Little Colt"
>>42572482I have a feeling she'd love some of the Discworld books. Perfectly pulpy, funny, and adventuresome, easily digestible, yet with such clever depth for careful readers. Not sure if she'd love Rincewind though, he's kind of exactly the opposite of her - incredibly risk-averse, made retarded (instead of famous) due to an accident in his adolescence, succeeds by giving up, happy to betray any principles to get out of a tough situation, and so on. Maybe that'd make it extra funny for her though.
>>42570653>I love herthen why haven't you married her?
>>42573122unf belly
>>42543602*sniff*
>>42573417I know she's supposed to be sick, but...>Dark circles surround magenta eyes that pulse and burn from having been open for too long>Scattered tissues litter the floor, the bed, everywhere in the room>Dark lightingPoor Rainbow has obviously been up all night hoofin' it>Entire room feels like a jungle, the air humid with body heat and the smell of sex>Exhaustion grips her body even as her marehood screams and begs for release>The smell on her own hooves lights her brain on fire even as everything else in her body pleads for rest>The tiniest rays of sunlight are creeping through - she's been at it all nightShe's thinking about (You) again, obviously
>>42573588u n f
>>42573417>>42573588god I want to be there for her
Driving home today, I saw an amazing sunset. I thought of Rainbow Dash because I'm sure she would have loved to have been up flying while it was happening.
>>42543685Nice gush post for me to screenshot for the next time I feel bad
>>42575304sexy mare
>>42575595how does she do that with hooves
>>42568295bless her heart if she doesn't try her best
>>42576872she'd make a good mom
>>42573588Ugh I need her as much as she needs me…
What is Dashie's IQ?
>>42577183She would like the strong and supportive kind
>>42577235140 but lazy
>>42577235isn't it obvious
Hey dashfrens, there's been an update that I want to share with you. First off, my AFOQT got pushed back by a few months, but that's not why I'm posting this. I can no longer become a pilot within the USAF. I was medically disqualified for my sitting height and to my knowledge there are no waivers for this. I am still eligible to serve, even as a drone pilot and ABM, just not in a physical operative position on an aircraft. My next best option is drone pilot, so that is what I'll aim for but it's certainly not what I envisioned when I started this journey. The reality of this update hasn't fully sank in with me yet. I will still do my best and push forward because I know Rainbow Dash wouldn't want to me to give up cause of an inevitable setback such as this. Like other dashfrens mentioned, I can still become a pilot through civilian means. I'm sorry for not living up to any hopes you may have had for me. I just hope that someday I'll be able to experience her greatest passion and make her proud.
>>42578185>Anon, the only hope I have for you is that you have a happy, contented life. It doesn't matter how you do it. I love you.
>>42577183She would be the best mom she could be, but that doesn't guarantee she'd be the greatest mom.
>>42578185>I can no longer become a pilot within the USAF.Fuck, anon. This is what I intend to try out at some point (after trying out a Cessna for a few years). I'm a bigger Spitfag than a Dashfag, but I know both mares would want you to do your damndest to fly no matter what.
>>42578185I’m really sorry to hear that, anon. But if there’s one thing that’s always true about Dash, it’s that she loves those who give their all, the ability to fly be damned. You’ll be able to tell her you gave it everything, and the only thing that stopped you was something completely out of your control.
>>42578846>picso cute
>>42578669kek
>>42579606I want to kiss that horse
>>42578669She's trying, bless her soul.
>>42580165I could go for a pizza
>>42580527You have to order enough for the threadWhat toppings are we getting?
>>42580855cheese
>>42581295unf
>>42580855Pineapple
>>42580855
>>42580855This image is just breathtaking. I don't have any words to describe it that don't reduce it. It unfolds from the center, with that gesture, the kiss. You can hardly see it, it's so far away and so unexaggerated, honest and simple. The cold twilight and the encroaching shadow of the village, houses unlit, evoke a certain loneliness, but not without warmth and hope - radiating from that sacred, unadorned kiss. And there, in the bottom, we go back in time to witness the start of this beautiful ending: a date, lasting too long, time slipping away in enraptured companionship - or did they linger too long for fear of this kiss, the seal of that nocturnal separation, where each must return to a bed that lacks the other? As the simple and ordinary lamp casts a pool of warmth in the lonely night, the simple and ordinary kiss radiates a clarity and peace which banishes the illusion of being alone.Oh yeah... pepperoni I guess
>>42581720is actually good on pizza
>>42581734wonder what that's like
>>42580855tuna
>>42578185How far off is your sitting height? I know someone who was too tall and just stopped doing squats, and I know some people who were too short and got waivers.
>>42577235Solid >130. She doesn't become a high achiever by bumbling into it. Athletes don't become successful just by being good, not repetetively at least. Dash was not only adept at flying, but also her weather team job. She'd be the equivalent of the high school quarterback that got a scholarship for sports and ended up graduating with a 4.0 despite spending all day on the field. She's smart, she just prioritizes enjoying life, so her rote knowledge about non-flying stuff is low.
>>42582888Nice trips, Dashie!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DBcQWqUnlU0Dashie sings
>>42583886
>>42584172love this smug pone
>>42584777wtf Dash don't eat her!
smol
>>42585099can I exchange this dash for a bigger one
>>42585570how big?
>>42585570sure
>>42581734I love this dashie so much every time she's posted her eyes are wonderful
>>42586889they truly are and she has the prettiest eyes
>>42585810Even as a giant, Dash is stil a marelet
Awe RDTotal soarindashcucks death
>>42587440soarin won
>>42587450Reminder that your shitty ship is rotten, dead carrion, and it was destroyed by the show's creator, Lauren Faust.ALso hang yourself soarindashcuck
>>42587479Fuck off pedoincel Your cuckship is such crap for degenerates. I'll cut your throat, cuckold.
>>42581751I like this post, anon. I don’t know how to respond to it in a meaningful way, but I want you to know I like it.
do not touch
>>42588003does licking count as touching? asking for myself
>>42588662
>>42588993So smart Dashie
>>42590049unf
>>42585810I need her to step on me
https://files.catbox.moe/di38el.png
>>42590497Fucking unf
>>42590497Aw dang it. You're just hanging with a bro and all of a sudden you're getting a brojob.
>>42590488but that would kill you...
>>42590497all of my unf
>>42590497mega unf
>>42589784I don't know how to explain it, but this is my exact fetish, idk why, I think wonderbolt colors make her look extremely hot, is this autism?
>>42592267you are in good company
silly mare
>>42592265hey Dashie!
I may be biased here, but who would you say better represents MLP as a mascot character, Rainbow Dash or Pinkie Pie? You already know my answer
>>42593190Pinkie better represents MLP as a whole for it's bubbly friendship and sugary sweet aesthetic. Dashie better represents G4 for how different it was compared to the rest of MLP.
>>42593190Dashie because she's so awesome
>>42593419Thank you Rainbow, I needed this for tomorrow.
>>42594060She gets bigger everytime you make fun of her
>>42594060and then anon got a hoof to the face
>>42596361Yummy!
>>42596361cute lil assistant but what's with the grand canyon between the counter and the stove
>>42596716That's where the crumb filly lives>>42596361Needs more carbs for full Dashie approval
>>42595331>>42595799Dashie wants upsies now
>>42543602She looks like she fucks human men.
>>42597056damn right she does
>>42578263Thank you, anon. I wish I could hug her.>>42578811Thank you. How do you plan on commissioning?>>42578846It's funny how fate works. Of all the reasons why I couldn't become a pilot within the USAF, I truly didn't expect it to be something I can't take guilt for. >>42583810I'm not sure, technically my DQ could've been due to something else as it only specified anthropometrics but knowing me it was more than likely my sitting height. My commander spoke of the matter as if it was ultimate. Apparently, DoDMERB has been pushing out new regulations and they've been cracking down on medical eligibility for rated career fields. There might be a waiver process I could try to pursue, but I won't attempt it until after I get selected for field training (if I do). It would require me to visit a base in a different state.
>>42598455unf
>>42596361WTF?! Keep mare away from hot surfaces and hot grease! Mare is not for those! Keep mare safe! Keep mare clean!
>>42599576>>42599907
>>42599576>>42599907>>42600678cute filly frens
>>42600678I want to hug filly Dashie
>accidentally leave rd porn open on laptop>come back from workout>see porn and instantly want to mating press dashie2 years ago I thought people who wanted to actually fuck the ponies were weird and insane.
>>42601075sweaty after workout fun with Dashie
>>42600163but she's hungry
>>42543602
>>42602623love this grump
>>42602262
>>42597668Pursue the waiver, write your congressman, believe it or not they can help with this sort of thing and sometimes actually do so. Please don't give up anon. I got in on a waiver for depth perception. Anything is possible. Also, most physical stature restrictions only disqualify you from ejection seat eacraft which are bombers and fighters. You can usually get into other aircraft. There are people going through pilot training right now who are 37 years old...and the age restriction is 30. The Air Force is hurting for pilots, don't let some enlisted grunt or wannabe non-pilot officer tell you you can't get there. I garauntee you it's strictly because they don't want to put in the effort for the waiver paperwork, or don't know about it. Email every DoDMERB person you can find and explain your situation and your passion. People care and they listen. Not all, but one will.
>>42603434so cute
>>42604566pretty wife
>>42605283she's so cool
>>42606167>>42606187>>42606349me on the left
>>42606891she likes to point a lot
happy hooves!
>>42608186
which one of you was this?
>>42609680>the first anon that WTCIRD is from Norwaydeep lore
>>42609892smol
Cute sloppa coming in
>>42544556i need her to call me a stupid goyim so badly you cannot ever comprehend
>>42611333checked. White and gold match dashie so well.
>>42612226pretty
>>42611333This pony is made for sexual
>>42609680>21 years old in 2008>"wow so he must be like an old fuck now">pull up calculator>calculate age>he's only four years older than meI guess I'm an old fuck too.
>>42611331Very cute sloppa thanks for the smile
>>42613624I stand with her
>>42614817
>>42616452
>>42615828lovely long mane
Rainbow Dash would like some belly rubs
>>42617213if only there was someone with hands around
>>42615501
>>42616830If she wets the cloud bed would it just come out on the other side as a rainbow?
>>42581751Radiant interpretation. Thanks for taking the time to really dig into this.
>>42618248
Went to a STEM job fair today and it wasn't terrible despite my crippling anxiety. I wasn't even sure if I was going to go this morning as I was lying in bed with Dash, but I figured she'd want me to.
>>42618801Good job out there mate. Even if nothing comes of it, getting out there and trying ain't easy.
>>42618801Congrats. Any field in particular you been eyeing?
Stinky mare needs a bath
https://files.catbox.moe/5bvruz.mp4
>>42618827>>42618909Thanks. I’m almost certain I would’ve blown it off if it weren’t for me looking into Dash’s eyes that morning and thinking about what she’d say. I don’t want to disappoint her. >Any field in particularSoftware engineering. I’ve been trying to get an entry level dev or QA position. Getting anything back from applying online is basically impossible. The only interviews I’ve ever gotten in the field have come from these job fairs.
>>42618801Egghead...
>>42619476I'll buy all their stock
https://files.catbox.moe/yut3ae.mp4
>>42621036>backwards cutie mark
I just want to thank you guys for not being faggots like most of the rest of the board. Every other thread I try, I inevitably ctrl+w in frustration before long. I miss the old days.
>>42621306I'm going to be completely honest, this thread is the only pony thing in my life anymore. I haven't opened the catalog in like two years, I don't participate in any other pony community, I don't use the youtube account that I used to follow pony channels.I still love my blue mare, and I still have this tab pinned, but I really don't like what this fandom has become, and I wouldn't call myself a fan of MLP anymore. To me, this franchise simply doesn't exist outside of this thread. I just want to see pics of Dash and know that I'm with people who like her too. I don't need anything else, and I don't want anything else.
>>42566590ground crew, aka air force enlisted but you work on pegasi and not f35s so it works
>>42621306>>42621397do you guys show up for marecon and mlpcon?
>>42621306>>42621686I did one of them a year or two ago and was kinda disappointed. I don't even remember why, I only remember the conclusion.
>>42621397If we're being "completely honest", then honestly I've made far better pony friendships through discord than I ever have here. You just have to find the right server, not some big one like EQD or Manechat or whatever.
>>42619471Uh oh...
>>42621828I want to wrap her in a big towel
>>42622333checked
>>42622833Men only want one thing and it's fucking disgusting
>>42621397Come to Mare Fair anon, I'll draw you a dashie
