Dying with a Smile EditionLast Thread >>42536349Post Pink. I am no longer asking
>>42544226>one dayKWAB
Does no one like Ponk anymore
>>42544233Cheese Sandwich does
>>42544226Thanks for reviving the thread Anon
Sorry Pinkiefags, shit sucks.
p-ponka?
>>42544264Holy shit, it's Plunka.
>>42544262Would intercourse with.Very much...
>>42544226it's pinkie over
Ponktober will save us...
>>42544374Just a month away!
>>42544374>>42544423
>>42544226>not even 24 hoursit's officially over for us bros
How did you know she's the one who resonates the most with your heart? It's difficult not to like the pony with bubbly outgoing personality, well maybe she's overwhelming for some but aside from that. What attracted you to her in the first place, and what made you stay with her?
>>42544481I'd say it was just her sheer enjoyment of situations in generalNo matter what she's happy and wants to make others happyEven if she's a bit airheaded at times, she still is able to put a smile on my faceAlso she's the sexiest pony
>>42544237>>42544496 as qLetting this thread die out of sheer spite for this guy
>>42544552>No matter what she's happy and wants to make others happyWould you say this matches your own character, is the opposite, or there's no correlation?Because yeah, she has a tendency to make others feel that pleasant joy.
>>42544580
>>42544580You know this is the reason he does that, right?
>>42544585I guess there is some correlation with my own personality I'm not as strong willed as her to do it, I would have left cranky alone the moment he said he wanted to be left alone
>>42544481She wants to make others happy, and she feels everything so strongly. I can relate.
>>42544481shes a qt and i like her episodes and her songs and everything else about her
ponk ponk ponk ponk ponk ponk ponk ponk
>>42545439Pickle Pastry?
>>42544481I'm an edgelord and I think it would be cool if a sweet heart such as her actually exists.
>>42544226
the things id do to spend christmas with ponk
Pinkamina...
That pink horse is kinda cute.
>>42544226Sorry, I was sleeping.
What do you think Pinkie's hole and sack smell like?
>>42546188Sweat-coated, you think she wouldn't be at least a little sweaty from all the hopping she does?
>>42544481Her deeply caring side, sure, on the surface she's all fun and laughter, but deep down she wants to make (You) truly happy and smile bright, no matter how silly her hijinks may seem, she's a really caring pony deep down and I absolutely adore her for that.And hey, who said joking around isn't fun? We all could use a little laugh, or maybe a smile.
Pinkie is so smooth she slips and slides right off the board sometimes
She is the least judgemental, most loving, most wonderful mare in the world. She is my wife bros... I love her so much.
>>42544481I want her to kill meMost preferably with her gigantic butt
>>42544374>>42544423>>42544441I won't fail my ponkbros this year. I got it in the works as we speak. Can't wait to see all your qt ponks!
>>42544226"Weird Al" Yankovic won
>>42548523These two AMVs that came out recently really awakened something in me.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mjU3ZLui9Hghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G30UDUH3Gwc
>>42544481>It's difficult not to like the pony with bubbly outgoing personality, well maybe she's overwhelming for someShe makes me cringe because she's too much like me
>>42551030She reminds me of how I used to be, before a lot of close people died. It makes me happy that she didn't have to change.
>>42551196Sorry to hear that
>>42551237Pinkie would never charge for the privilege of a hug
>>42551196Tell me about it, Anon. I'm not really super bubbly unless I'm at a con or am drunk, but I've always wanted to be more like Pinkie. It just gets hard outside of a con because normies are so fucking mean and judgemental. If she was real, I'd do everything to protect her from those normalfags destorying everything they touch.
>>42544481I would say that she is the least judgemental of all the ponies. Even when people treat her badly, she does her best to try and make things right, like with Gilda or Cranky Doodle. She is a super passtionate person who lifts people up rather than bring them down. She isn't trying to get something out of people, she is trying for people to get something out of her. And that is why I love her; because she is the oppiste of every normie I have talked to. To quote Huey Lewis, "she is heart and soul." I love my wife.
For some reason I could really go for some cupcakes...
>>42544481I was actually converted to Pinkie. Best pony was Trixie because child me liked her confidence and boastfulness. As I went through my worse days though, I fell hard for Pinkie's positivity and general cuteness.
>>42552299Slit your wrists sharteen
>>42554447
>barbietranny now shits up the thread with jaksWow, how totally organic and definitely not melanated!
A ponk friend told me you guys are too adhd ridden to keep your thread alive. So I'm here to help.
>>42556101Thank ya!
I love her so much bros... I want to hug her and kiss her and cuddle and stare into her eyes see her do physics defying stunts and to give her a cake and to give her belly rubs and feet scratches and everyone. I love her bros... so much.
would you let her bite your neck
>>42556935YES! Oh god, I'd let her do anything and everything. I don't wanna lose her bros!
>>42544226She's so cute
>>42556935In a heartbeat
RISE
>>42556935Would that turn me into a vampire? Even if it wouldn't, I would still let her since she looks super cute
getting another slidefag infestation page 10 bump
>>42557673yes
Pinkie Pie molotov
how many ponkfags were at Pinkie Fair?
>>42561438this absolute unit alone should count as three
butt
how often would you talk with Pinkie about the 4th wall, the audience, shitty writers and/or Faust?
>>42561509Whenever it was funny
>>42561442HOLY UNF
>>42561442PETER GRIFFIN?!?!?!?
I can watch this gif for hours. Does anyone know the original clip this was traced on?
>>42562872Yep.
>>42562895Adorable! Thanks Anon!
>>42562906Np.
>>42561438I had a panel about Ponk there, does that count?
>>42563264I was at the panel. A lot of people were there if I remember. Great Panel btw Zig and Dash!
>>42563410Thanks! It was my first one and I had to do her justice!
>>42563931Holy fuck it's a pony.
>>42544481>>42544481Pinkie is the pony I most want to spend time with. She's the polar opposite of me and I think we would balance each other out. I need her positivity in my life.>What attracted you to her in the first placeShe makes me laugh. I really like the depth of character she has at the beginning of the series.>what made you stay with her?Ultimately I haven't found any character (or 3D) that's more magnetic for me. It's been 5 years and I still just want to spend time with her. She's my waifu for laifu at this point.
>>42563931
>>42561442>WOAHHH BUDDY
Pinkiefrens, wake up.
>>42565259But I'm so sleepy
>>42565330I always wonder how hard it is for ponies to put on sockies.
>>42565338About as hard as it is to do hair ties.
>>42565259Sorry, just been going through it today…
Another one for Pinkiefrens.
>>42562895That gif makes me slightly uncomfortable, because the colt could have hurt his legs
page ten plinka ponk thread booping agreements
>>42567791You'd help Pinkie in the kitchen without staring at her flank every 5 seconds, right Nonny?
>>42564460Dude has the PPP physique
>>42567794Of course, because I’d only stare for 15 seconds every minute
>>42567804Sneaky...
>>42544226Frens, what’s an outfit you don’t think Pinkie gets drawn in enough?
>>42568666Her NMN2 outfit
>>42568666 checkedHer pajamas from Rock Solid Friendship and jester outfit from Crystal Empire.
>>42567791she’s big….
>>42568666this one >>42565617
>>42568769Goated answer, I love her little PJs!
>>42569312>>42569312>>42569312>>42569312
>>42569834No one shakes it better
>>42571787milkiest (allowed) mare
>>42561442THIS DUDE DOXXED HIMSELF LMAO
>>42571812leave peter alone he has enough to deal with.
>>42570482CUTE
>>42571819>Lois, I'm leaving you, I'm marrying Pinkie Pie>Petah, no>Yes
>>42561509>how often would you talk with Pinkie about the 4th wall, the audience, shitty writers and/or Faust?yesany ponk greens about the 4th wall?
Ponk requires uppies
>>42572951If she insists!
>10Not this time.
How are you avoiding avoiding getting super fat with Pinkie constantly offering you sweets?Can you burn all those calories with non-stop activity like her? Do you decline her offers and break her heart?
>>42573514Easy.>Enjoy sweets>Exercise with her cheering you on>Celebrate with more sweets>Total fat gained: 0>Total fat lost: 0It evens out.
>>42571942I love her so much bros
>>42547952Zecora would like to disagree with the judgemental part.
>>42574592
Cupcakes.
>>42574605Bloody version.
>>42574605>>42574611I did it better.>>42571318>>42571321>>42571324
>>42574833Kill yourself AI fag.
>>42574873whoag
>>42575536> This MLP theory creepypasta that's 100% true and not bullshit will ruin your childhood forever!
>>42574553Pink booty.
warning nsfw
>>42578016unf
>>42578016
>>42578016wowzers
>>42577939Oh... Why... Why am I thinking lewd thoughts right now? Pinkie... You naughty mare.
>>42578168Angy ponk. lol
long
Not Bad Overall syndrome.
Sticky ponk.
Pinkabros, it's almost like you're competing with my beloved /moon/ for the title of thread most direly in need of bumps. Please git gud, looking at your wife these threads should be hyperactive as fuck, no?
>>42580188I'm a glimmer lover who's just messing around this thread for fun. I occasionally have a bit of fun in pony threads that aren't Starlight.
>>42580188dead board
>>42580188The whole board is dead.There's nothing to do but bump threads until the anni.
>>42580433It'll come back to life whenever Hasbro unleashes some new content, or a new generation, or whatever.
>>42581459Imprisoned for her crimes.
Educational pink horse pamphlets.
Ponk nearly perished.
how would you deal with cheese sandwich?
>>42583643God, that pic is shitty. But I would simply forcefem him and add him to my harem.
ponkamena
>>42566769The whiplash on the head looks significantly worse. I hope he didn't get permanent injury from this.
>>42583737>haremsome things may be worse than a waifu stealer
>>42583643I like Weird Al so I wouldn't make him watch but he would definitely hear the bed creaking
mare...
>>42583737Not even any need for a gender change, just get both of em as is
Reminder that Cheese Sandwich canonically has no penis, so he can't cuck you
Any oldfag has the image where pinkie pie says "Stick your dick in it"?
>>42585498Do you mean this one?
>>42585498This one?
>>42585560>>42585576Fantastic, thanks bros
>>42585950would
>>42578016Absolutely degenerate Post more
Have you smiled today Nonny?
>>42587701No, I sweated. From exercise.[\spoiler]
>>42587701There's nothing to smile about
>>42587701yes. i love you wife
>tfw it's your birthday but ponk cant throw you a birthday party
>>42588405
>>42588405https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gPdSbklW_5I
>>42588405It’s your party, cry if you want to. Happy Birthday, Anon!
>>42588839>>42588996>>42589025thanks frens
>>42588405Happy birthday, anon!
>10Since Pinktober is only 10 days away, I think now is the best time to reveal this years prompt list. Doesn't matter your skill level, just come draw cute ponks and costumes with us! Can't wait to see everyone's drawings :)
>>42587701Hell no
I wish Ponk was real so she could beat me within an inch of my life
>>42588405she'll show up if you believe hard enoughhope she gives you the best birthday gift ever
>>42588405Happy birthday
>>42587701Yes. There's 3 or 4 things to smile about.
>>42589884>>42589945<3
Don't die
>>42588405Happy birthday anon!
Well?
>>42588405Grow up.
>>42591068No way fag. I know that look. You're trying to prank me with the old "sticky sandcastle" again.
>>42589882Least unhinged /mlp/ user.
>>42589882Someone watched Smile HD one too many times
>>42545718Ponk is so cute, she's my second favorite pony
>>42589882This but i want her to kill me
>>42591481Grow up? I just did, silly!
post ponk or kill myself i choose option a
>>42593807I love that pose with the outstretched legs, I wish more ponies did it.
good morning ponkheadshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LfJIggIySiM
>>42594121Good marening
>>42594121Good morning
>>42579685Underrated post
>>42073547Fillies and gentlecolts. We're on I2p now should be easy to find on reg.i2p
>>42594693I am a big dummy dumb dumb, how do we see le blog, oh ponkafren?
>>42594838you download the tor browser bundle and you can visit the link in >>42073547yes, this is very autistic
>>42594845Don't expect much posting.. I am not good at doing blogs.
>>42594845Would you judge me if I was a lazy pone and just want the TL;DR?
>>42594880Nah.TL;DR I wanted to learn how to do a bunch of nerd shit. Originally just try and make a blog in honor of the pink poni and then it got out of hoof and ended up becoming "oh, I know, why don't I try to isolate the whole things in containers, I know docker already, so how hard can podman be?", "Oh and then since I am retarded, why not host it on the darkweb, I like the blogs over there!", "oh and let's partition every single thing in its own container", "and let's use systemd to manage the whole thing" as well as my favorite "what could possibly go wrong? Shouldn't take that long, right?"So after a huge reality check and a lot of autism I now have a reliable website on the darkweb that shows you a pink pony, gay blog posts and one entire recipe for chocolate chips muffins.. I should put more recipes up there
>>42594895oh and of course: javascript is gay anyway, I'll raw dog it in all in HTML and CSS WHAT COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG?
>>42594895I don't have that autismo, Anon. I am too smooth for that. Congrats on being smort anon-e-moose
>>42594693Hey this is pretty cool!You've got some quite nice drawings. I'm gonna make your muffin recipe.
>>42595173Thank you, anon! Hope the muffins are to your likings.
>>42594903This was mean to be a wholesome thread not a goreslop thread never mention smile hd again.
>>42596370tummy
>>42596370Cute
>>42596338I was going to ask how she pronounces that but she can probably speak emojis
>>42596370mare tummy unf
>>42598162Ponka copter lol
i rape pinkie
>>42598361Nah, she rapes you.
>>42598379unf
>>42598404>
>>42598404The face of pure terror.
>>42598404giwtwm
>>42591068I can see her ponut and pussy underneath
>>42598924Shh..
>>42595173In case you're still interested, I have updated the recipe section with a lot of the stuff I made in the last year or so. Baking felt like a pretty good hobby to learn.
>Page 10
>>42599371Eggcelent. Which of these did you enjoy making the most? Which tasted the best?
>>42598893The cake or Pinkie?
>>42600058I think enjoyed making the red velvet cake the most, as I made it specially for pinkie's birthday. As for which one tasted better, I would say, hands down the strawberry pie. That was great, I am not 100% on the recipe, however, i just tried to replicate the steps I took as closely as possible, to say the least it ended up a happy accident with the original recipe I was following being a mess and forcing me to improvise.
green
>>42601218I like to think she's completely the same, just green now. Makes Twilight's reaction funnier since she's essentially the same Pinkie.
>>42589817Can’t waitThanks for continuing the tradition
>>42601346this
Bump
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vsk7yQuKkuo
>>42601977Look at her go!
>>42601218Why did she do it?
No die Pinkie Pie
>>42544226She looks like she fucks human men.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HzXN0rviOJY
>>42604098Agreed.
>>42604479She is so pretty. I wanna give her belly rubs. She has such a big butt, I wanna play bongos on her butt. She is so pretty, I love her so much bros!
>>42604609Me too
>>42605499My goodness, Pinkie.
>>42605140AIEEEEEEEE
>>42607672Giwtwm
>>42583643Not canon, don't care
>>42607735Explain filly's baldness
>>42607747>rape
>>42608060Sex
>>42607747sharteens
I love her so much
>>42607688Don't we all?
>>42601218>MLP S10E1: Pinkie Finally Turns Green>Pinkie mysteriously turns bright green after eating an ancient artifact and her friends and rivals are horrified; they eventually learn to accept and love the new Pinkie.
>>42607688Pinkie or Rainbow?
>>42609958Rainbow
>>42609399>Yeti shows up at Anon's doorstep>"Yo.">Anon stares in silence>"Do you know this mare?">Yeti points down at a happily-waving Pinkie Pie
Y'all ever think about how Pinkie Pie has gotten canonically married in the two generations she's in. She married Minty in g3 and cheese sandwich in g4. Bet she'll get married again in g6 if she appears in it.
>>42610483>She married [...] cheese sandwich in g4Literally, unironically never happenedIt's implied at best
>>42610556Cope.
>>42610680Yeah well your wife fucks Sunburst
How would you house train your Pinkie?
>>42611495I establish a routine of walks three times a day.
>>42612793qt
>>42589817>tfw I still haven't finished last year's promptswhich I picked myself
>>42610816Jokes on you. I have no intention of lewding the glimmy.
>>42613228>so cucked he doesn't even give himself a chanceSad
>>42613479Imagine the squeaking
>>42612289She's just like me
>>42613250Nah, I want to give her a hug. I don't want to lewd the glimmy.
>>42610483>Bet she'll get married again in g6 if she appears in it.Yeah, married to ME
>>42544226if I could pick any mane to eat like cotton candy, it'd be pinky
>>42614070Imagine not wanting to have sex with Starlight Glimmer.
Experimenting for the first time with water colours
>>42615123Glimmy deserves hugs and cuddles. Not being lewded.
>>42615756But Glimmy clearly wants to be lewded by Sunburst and maybe Trixie
https://vocaroo.com/16PqnQXa4vLp>It's a 30 something gets drunk off a handle and cries litres of tears into his palms because she isnt real episode.Enjoy fellas.