>Meegan always reads us a bedtime story Aynun.
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>>42545130>that imagefuck... I would totally read her 'don't let the pidgeon drive the bus'
>>42545130once upon a time in the magical land of equestria....
Megan doesn't exist in MLP Tales thoughever.
>>42545253There, are you happy now pedant?
>>42545203There lived a king and a queen, guarded by a horrible fire breathing dragon
>>42545130Once upon a time there was a pony that frollicked through the flowers. She picked the flowers every day but very responsibly, and her garden was full of beautiful blooms every season. Her love of the flowers was so passionate that one day, as she was trotting deep in the forest, a flower spoke to her and said >My little pony, I know you are a great appreciator of beautiful flowers, and I would be honored if you picked me.She stared in disbelief at the talking flower, expecting to see somepony just around the corner, but she couldn't see anypony. "Who's saying this? Who's there?">It is I, the most beautiful flower of the forestThe flower danced and flailed happily to make it clear which one she should address.>And I have a deal for you! Pick me and I'll grow in your garden making your garden more beautiful than any other."Um okay!" So she picked the flower with her mouth and brought it home and planted it.The flower grew and flourished quickly, even the other flowers seemed to stand proudly. The scent was the most incredible thing the little pony had ever inhaled. That night she went to bed. The entire garden grew quickly overnight. She awoke with a veritable forest of her flower garden in beautiful array, but the new flower, was beginning to turn dark and wilt.
>>42545314She felt so bad for the little flower, and asked him what she could do to help him. >The flower said, just put your mouth on me, and I will feel much better.That's all? Are you poisonous?>No I'm not poisonous, honest, I just need you to put your mouth on me, and I promise that I'll make your garden the most beautiful garden in the village.You already have though, can you really make my garden even more beautiful somehow?>Oh yes, I just need you to put your mouth on me.So the pony kissed the flower gently. The flower stood on end, but the color began to get darker. When the pony lifted her head, the plant stuck to her mouth.The vines of the flower began to wrap around her head, the flower pushed itself into her mouth.The vines surrounded her and lifted her, wrapping around her in all sorts of strange restrictive ways.The pony struggled against the flower, but the flower swallowed her up. Every pony in the town came to see the incredible flowers surrounding her house. The flowers were orange and majenta, just like her, they thought she had found flowers to match herself, but she was never seen again.Good night.>What the fuck anon?
>>42545314>>42545381i love you effort poster
>>42545130Okay, as long as I can tell you some stories from my actual history because I'm not very good at fictional stories. Whaddya feel like tonight? Battle of Teutoburg Forest? Sack of Constantinople? Battle of Agincourt? Battle of Zama? Gothic sack of Rome? Ruby Ridge? Waco? September 11th? Vietnam? Jonestown? William Pickton? Michael Gargiulo? Pick your poison.
>>42545130>Once upon a time there was a beautiful pony princess>20 minutes later poner is asleep>Anon gets up a lets the pony rest and goes to his room to sleep>The next morning he gets up rested and goes to check on the pony>The spare bedroom is empty and all he can find are a few pink hairs on the pillow>He searches his house and she is nowhere to be found>As such he searches outside and nothing as well>A week later a knock comes from his entryway door
>>42546783Moar
>>42546783>Its The local ice cream man looking sternly down at your missing pony>Pones face is heavily stained with different colors and flavors of ice cream>After being asked if she is yours, you profusely apologize to him and give him the amount he asked for in damages>After he leaves Poner looks ashamed as you tell her it cost you $200 for all the ice cream she ate>Pone states that this Meegan girl would always take her out for ice cream and you never did so she got very hungry for it.>Tears well up in her eyes and she starts crying>You shake your head at her and give her a hug , too which she almost crushes you in return>After you pull back and see your stained shirt, she blushes and states that Meegan would always wash her when she got dirty>Poner pouts in the bathroom later as you tell her through the door she is a big mare and can do it herself
>>42545130Oi vey for free?
